#incorrect jaykara quote

[jakascoo]

Kara: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jason: Wow. He sounds stupid. Kara: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense. Jason: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Kara: I guess you’re right. Hey Jason, I love you. Jason: See! Just say that! Kara: Holy fucking shit. Jason: If that flies over his head then, sorry Kara, but they're too dumb for you. Kara: Jason.

[vodrae]

As Red Hood violently gets his hands out of Supergirl's grip without showing any efforts, Kara airy oxygeny hydrogeny beathy breathing breathes deeply profound deep.

- What ? The former Robin growls to her.

Kara's cheeks become scarellety bloody reddy red as she looks gently lovely fondly at the man before.

- ARE YOU SURE I'M THE MOST INDICATED FOR THAT ??

Scream Red Hood as he pumps gallons after gallons of venom in his veins to perform is best tug of war feat.

- Yes ! It's always a tie with Kon and Cassie ! PULL NOW !

- YES MA'AM ! He fearly scaredly shyly growls.

[earth489incorrectquotes]

Steph: The last guy I hooked up with and the last girl I hooked up with are now hooking up with each other. This is where bisexuality becomes a problem.

[arsenalroyharper]

Jason: I think something is wrong with my eyes

Kara: what?

Jason: something's wrong with my eyes...I can't take them off you

[misskoleslaw]

Kara: *is sick, but is also trying to be sexy* are you sayin’ that you don’t wanna get. With. This?

Jason: uh, yeah, I don’t think you should say that even when you’re healthy.

[batfamquotes]

kara danvers: jason, I’m so happy I could kiss you!!

jason todd: …n-neat!

[later]

jason todd: oh my god, I can’t believe I said ‘neat’. What is this, the fucking 50s?! Who the fuck says neat?! I am such a dumbass!!

dick grayson: Eh, don’t beat yourself up about it. Remember what I did when Kori told me she loved me for the first time?

jason todd: You…thanked her?

dick grayson: *stares dead eyed into the middle distance* I thanked her.

[smolsupermemegirl]

Kara: A friend of mine wants to know if we could babysit her kid for the weekend.

Jason: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a big responsibility. What do we know about children?

Boo: I'm leaving. Where's my bag?

Jason: *hands Boo her backpack*

Jason: I swear, you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on tight. [To Kara] I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. [To Boo] Hey, where's your jacket? It's cold outside!

Boo: .... I forgot it.

Jason: Here, take this one, it's Kara's. [To Kara] Kids are a lot of work.

[jakascoo]

Jason: I’d kill someone if you asked me to. Kara: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[jakascoo]

Kara: We all have our demons. Kara, grabbing Jason: This one’s mine.

[jakascoo]

Kara: Hey Jason, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Jason, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Kara: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jason!

[jakascoo]

Jason: I'm trash. Kara: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Jason: Jason: You smooth motherfucker. Jason: And yes it does.

[jakascoo]

Kara: Who hurt you? Jason, snorting: What, do you want a list? Kara: … Kara: Yes, actually.

[jakascoo]

Kara: Jason ? What are you doing here? Jason , wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a Gatorade: My best.

[jakascoo]

Jason: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Kara: What hints have you given them? Jason: Well, I think about them a lot. Jason: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

[jakascoo]

Jason: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Kara: What- how? Jason: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

[jakascoo]

Kara: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Jason: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Kara: I— Kara: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.