#incorrect jegulus

[moonyspride]

sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.

sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.

sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.

marlene: you’re a fool.

[teaformoony]

regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

[wild-flowerhoney]

regulus: due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

evan: potter said 'i love you' and you said 'thanks', didn't you?

regulus: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

[leslivresdelulu]

Do you think that Regulus and James fell in love in all universe?

I think that, maybe, there is like a circle and Harry and Draco or Scorpius and Albus are Just the story in repeat. It's just James and Regulus who fell in love again and again

[crowsmischief]

flight attendant: we are about to take off. please make sure all small items are secure.

James *whispering*: do you feel safe?

Regulus: i hate you–

[faerycross]

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

[siriuslylu]

Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?

*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U

James: no sweetie, that’s not-

Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!

James: love, I don’t think he-

Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Today I realized I am old.

Regulus: What do you mean?

James: I fell over at the park today with Harry, and instead of laughing he ran over to see if I was okay.

Regulus:

James: I saw fear in his eyes.

[poisonpetal-stan]

Regulus: You have three seconds to get your hand off of me

James: Bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like ten minutes ago??

Regulus: Yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

James: Okay

*30 min later*

Regulus: James why aren’t you holding my hand

[moonyspride]

james: DATE NIGHTTTTT

james: WHAT DO I WEAR

remus: clothes would be a good start mate

peter: oh and definitely some boxers

peter: unless you wanna go commando

sirius: jamie… please don’t turn up in your birthday suit to take my brother on a date

remus: reggie might like that though

sirius: don’t speak so daft remus

sirius: reggie doesn’t like naked bodies. he’s too young.

peter: he’s a year younger?

remus: sirius. question.

sirius: yes my moonage daydream?

remus: did you like the look of naked bodies last year when you were 17?

sirius, winking: i liked the sight of a naked you

peter: *walks out*

remus: padfoot.

sirius: oh come on. you practically gave me that one.

james: i mean you kinda did.

james: anyways. you’ve been no help at all.

[teaformoony]

regulus: why are you guys acting like this

james: oh, we’re not acting, we really are like this

[snarky-magpie]

Regulus: James just texted me.

Barty: So? Text him back.

Regulus: Can't.

Barty: Why not?

Regulus: Have to wait. Texting right back would make me look desperate.

Barty: Mate, you're married to him.

[managone16]

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

[moonyswarmsweaters]

*After Regulus Faked his death in the cave and ran off*

James: Hey Reg- wait... um... is that your death certificate as your computer background?

Regulus: Yea, wait it gets better.

Regulus: *flips to next background to a picture of him crouching next to his headstone*

[apoetsworld]

Sirius: You know James would die for you right?

Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.

[hermioneweasleyxxx]

*james, remus, sirius and regulus are driving together. sirius and regulus are in the back*

Regulus: if you don’t shut the fuck up right now Sirius i’m throwing myself out of this car

*click*

Regulus [to james, driving]: did you just turn child lock on?