#incorrect lisoo

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Jisoo : Hey could you give me a ride.

Lisa, closes her car door : I don't have a car.

Me : 👁👄👁

[kpopinocorrect]

Rosé: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Lisa: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Jisoo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Lisa: Good thinking.

Rosé:

[incorrect-kpop-ggs]

[Lisa and Jisoo sitting in a jail cell]

Jisoo: Who should we call?

Lisa: I would suggest Jennie, but I feel safer in jail.

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Lisa: How do you turn your emotions off?

Jisoo: First, go to settings.

[incorrect-blackpinkquotes]

Lisa & Jisoo: 3! 2! 1! happy new year! *kiss*

Jennie: can you two stop doing that every time the microwave goes off

[incorrect-blackpink]

Rosé: I’m kind of cold

Jennie: Here take my jacket

Jisoo: I’m cold too

Lisa: Well damn Jisoo I can’t control the weather

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jisoo: You’ve got to work on your jealousy.

Jennie: I’m not jealous.

Jisoo: You threatened to feed Lisa’s hands to Leo if we ever did our handshake again.

[incorrectblackpink]

[on the phone]

Lisa: How long does it take to go from Korea to Australia

Rosé: Uh just a minute–

Lisa: [hangs up] Hey unnie

Jisoo: Yea

Lisa: It only takes a minute

[junasyndrome-blog]

*Lisa hiding behind Chaesoo*

Lisa: Ummm...does anyone know how to stop an angry little kitten from killing you!?

Jisoo: Easy. Just throw Rosé at her, that'll work for sure.

Rosé: ...Wait- WH-LALISA!!

*Rosé ended up on top of Jennie*

_

_

_

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Jisoo : In light of what you did today, you can hug me for four t five seconds.

Lisa : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Jisoo : NO!!! Four TO five seconds

[kpopinocorrect]

Jennie: we need milk, bread, and eggs, write that down.

Jisoo: Jennie, we aren't children, we'll remember

~2 hours later~

Jennie: so what did you get?

Lisa: a panda

[kits-kpop]

lisa: I got called a lesbian today fellas

jennie:what happened

lisa: I got called a lesbian in walmart

jennie: yea but....why

lisa: I was being a lesbian

jennie: in walmart?

lisa: in walmart

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Jisoo: Denim underwear.

Lisa: I think you mean... jeangerie.

Jisoo: Okay, nope.

[incorrect-blackpinkquotes]

Jisoo: [orders food fluently in Thai to impress Lisa on a date]

Mcdonald’s drive-thru employee: what

[incorrectwicepinkquotes]

Lisa, throwing his head into Jisoo's lap and looking up: Jichuu, tell me I'm pretty.

Jisoo, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[incorrectblackmoo]

Lisa: All Jisoo unnie does is mistranslate internet slang.

Jisoo: You're just mad because everyone says I have 'Fat cock spirit'.