#incorrect jibbs

[wambsroy]

Jenny: I knew Gibbs was the one when he looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at

Abby: with love in his eyes-

Jenny: with fear in his eyes.

Abby:

Ziva: awww

[sanestlunaticyouevermet]

Present Mic: Yo, what are your adjectives?

Aizawa: You mean my pronouns?

Present Mic: No, I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?

Aizawa: Um, what are yours?

Present Mic: Noisy and Chaotic!

Aizawa: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: remember ladies you can't spell "thug" without "hug"

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Loud Orange Steve: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES.

Nerdy Orange Steve: You mean my pronouns??

Loud Orange Steve: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES.

Nerdy Orange Steve: Uh I dunno? What are yours?

Loud Orange Steve: NOISY AND CHAOTIC

Nerdy Orange Steve: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

[sploinky]

sam to sebastian: i was at a party last night and abigail got out the tattoo gun. i was like hell yeah ive been wanting a neck tat forever. i woke up this morning and was like what the fuck is this. abby was like “thats ur neck tat homie” i was like wtf are u talking about and she said “i gave you a neck tattoo it looks exactly like your neck!” i was like i wanted a tattoo on my neck not of my neck you fucking idiot and she was like “its your fault for not specifying now give me my seventeen dollars” wtf

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

Octavian: what are your adjectives?

Vanya: you mean my pronouns?

Octavian: Nah, I already know your pronouns. I wanna know your adjectives.

Vanya: I don't know. You tell me yours.

Octavian: Noisy and chaotic.

Vanya: I have never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

[midnightmoonlightzzz]

I can’t tell which is scarier? The fact that the hamburgler or whatever (jail guy) has not only an already long and incorrect tie but also rape face, or the crack addict pirate right next to him that I don’t recognize whatsoever?! 🤣 😱 Its legit looks like some clownified gangsta album cover of a buncha trollfaces bout to fuck you up while “does your chain hang low” by jibbs in the background playing. #terrifying #icponheroinnotasscary

[wambsroy]

Gibbs: ten years ago i married my best friend.

Gibbs: my wife’s still very angry about it but me & tobias were drunk we thought it was funny

Jenny: *sighs deeply*