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Void Monster: *screams*

Galaxy Steve:

Galaxy Steve: I'm sorry. Could you repeat that? I don't speak Lovecraftian.

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Rainbow steve with a suspiciously knife shaped neck: we outta knives

source: I made it up

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The Great Librarian: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school.

Plague Steve: I’m pretty sure that’s a surprise to no one.

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Orange Leader: Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.

Orange Leader: Turns out it was just me and Happy Orange Steve meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house.

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Nightmare Steve: Plus, the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.

Rainbow Steve: What?

Sabre: Sure, have you heard of blood diamonds? They-

Lucas: Okay stop, don’t- you’re upsetting him.

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Rainbow Steve: You tricked me.

Void Steve: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Update: Added two extra quotes in the queue. The last post will go up on December 22nd.

I have a little bit of free time, so I added six quotes from the inbox into the queue! If I get some more free time and add more into the queue, I'll let you all know!

I wish a happy December and happy holidays to all of you!

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(Originally submitted as an ask by anonymous)

Nightmare Steve: You can't kill me! heroes have morals!

Rainbow Steve: Who said I was a hero?

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i've gotten a lot of asks and messages about fundraisers from gaza, so here's a list of all the vetted ones that are in my inbox right now, if anyone is able to donate

@aziz-zaqout (vetted by association to @/emanzaquot, who was vetted by @/90-ghost here), https://gofund.me/58268669 @ahmadwaleed5 (#167 on this list by @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi), https://gofund.me/03bd003d @maysolin (#165 on this list by @/gazavetters), https://gofund.me/7bc83b97 @familgazaamal1 (#55 on this list by @/gazavetters), https://gofund.me/ede5eac8 @children-gaza (vetted by @/90-ghost, @/northgazaupdates, and many others that are all listed here), https://gofund.me/b2562603 @magicaldinosaurfury (#303 on this list by @/gazavetters), https://gofund.me/682bfb21

and if you feel iffy about donating directly, here's a list of charities that are working to help palestinians trapped in gaza

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Rainbow Steve , with a suspiciously marshmallow bag shaped neck: we outta marshmallows

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I have a little bit of free time, so I added six quotes from the inbox into the queue! If I get some more free time and add more into the queue, I'll let you all know!

I wish a happy December and happy holidays to all of you!

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Help my family rebuild their lives🙏😭

‼️WE NEED YOU‼️

Hello, I'm Wasim, from Gaza. I'm 20 years old. My family consists of 6 members: my mother, father, 1 sister, and 2 brothers. We were displaced from Rafah to Al-Mawasi in Khan Yunis, under severe bombardment and destruction, without anything, in a small tent that can not accommodate 5 people without the necessities of life.😞💔😭

As was supposed, I was studying at a university in the month of October in which the war broke out, but my university was destroyed, and the universities in the entire sector were destroyed.

Help us and donate to us. Make a difference in our lives. We need you. We are without work and without home😭😞🙏

Link campaign ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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My name is Hala, from Deir al-Balah, Gaza. I live with my four children, Abdul, Jaber, Mohammed, and Lian, and my mother-in-law, in a never-ending nightmare. Our home was bombed, and everything we had turned to ashes. Now, we live in a burnt house, with no safety or hope.

My husband, Adham, is stuck in Egypt, and I face this torment alone. My children suffer from hunger and illness, and we have nothing to protect them. Life here is unbearably difficult; every day is a struggle for survival.

I urgently need your help to raise $35,000 so we can escape, as each person requires $5,000. This money isn’t just numbers; it’s our hope for a new life away from pain and suffering. We are human beings who deserve to live, so please don’t let us drown in this nightmare.

Help us, as we are in desperate need of your support.

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We are the Abu Ras family, once living peacefully in the northern Gaza Strip. Like so many others, our lives were upended by the ongoing war. Our home was destroyed in the north, and we were forced to leave everything behind and embark on a harrowing journey of displacement through several cities in the southern Gaza Strip. Now, we live in tents in the heart of the region, struggling to survive and rebuild.

The war not only took our home but also our livelihoods. We lost our jobs and the means to provide for our family. But despite the hardships, we are determined to rise again and rebuild our lives. However, we cannot do it alone.

We are asking for your support to help us secure a safe home and rebuild a new future for our children. Every donation, no matter how small, will help us take a step toward that goal. Your generosity can bring hope and stability to a family that has lost so much.

Please consider donating to help the Abu Ras family survive this difficult time and rebuild our lives.

Thank you for your kindness and support.

@90-ghost @spideyyeet @fancysmudges @norrriey @brokenbackmountain @nabulsi27 @sar-soor @khizuo @lesbiandardevil @batmanisagatewaydrug @batmanego @appsa @sayruq @malcriada @palestine @palestinegenocide @palestine29 @akajustmerry @anneemay @annoyinggiantfestivaluniver-blog @feluka @tortiefrancis @flower-tea-fairies @tsaricides @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @kordeliiius @brutality @raelyn-dreams @troythecatfish @theropoda @tamamita @4ft10tvlandfangirl @queerstudiesnatural @northgazaupdates2 @skatezophrenic @awetistic-things @camgirlproblem @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @sygol @jungle @heritageposts @chososhairbuns @palistani123-blog @dlxxv-vetted-donations @gazavettersalt @gaza @fishfingersandscarves @kendyroy @an0nsleuth @amygdalae

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Hello my dear friends

My name is Hatem from the northern Gaza Strip

I support a family consisting of my young children and my mother

I am speaking to you today with pain squeezing my heart and sadness filling my heart for reaching this stage of misery and sadness ..

My house in the Shujaiya neighborhood in the northern Gaza Strip was completely destroyed, where my memories and the memories of my children were .. I fled as a displaced person to the southern Gaza Strip in Deir al-Balah in a miserable tent with my mother, children and wife ..

Hunger and deprivation have eaten away at my children and forced them to leave their school desks because of the war for the second year in a row

Our tent is miserable and needs to be renovated for the winter

I am turning to you asking for help and donations as much as you can to help me take care of our daily needs of food and medicine and to renovate our tent to protect us from the harsh winter cold ..

I also hope to collect enough money to be able to escape to Egypt as soon as the crossing opens

Despite my sadness and pain to ask for help, circumstances forced me to do so and all my hope is in you and everyone who sees my campaign to donate to me

I thank you from the heart

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A Mother's Cry from Gaza: From the Heart of Fear and Suffering😞🍉

Hello, I am Inas, a mother of five children from Gaza. We fled our home with nothing—no clothes, no safety—escaping the tanks in front of us. My husband was hit by a bomb, and now he lies wounded, needing surgery to remove the shrapnel that threatens his life.

My son Musab had just finished high school before the war, dreaming of entering engineering, but fate has forced him to search for food for us among the ruins. My younger children, who were once dedicated to their studies, now carry water that is heavier than they are, just to survive.

My little daughter Rimas fell ill due to malnutrition and spent time in the hospital. I lost my father in this cursed war, and I have become the sole provider for my children. I would never ask for help if it weren’t for the overwhelming fear I have for my children, a mother desperate to bring them to safety, but I have no means to do so.

My children are terrified to leave the tent. Every time they remember passing in front of tanks and fires, fear grips them. Our home, which took me years to build, is now completely destroyed.

Today, I reach out to you with a broken heart, pleading for help from anyone who can assist us. We need support to cover my husband’s surgery, provide food and treatment for my children. Every donation, no matter how small, can make a huge difference in our lives. This is not just financial aid; it's a chance to restore hope to a family shattered by war.

Please donate to save my family and give my children the chance for a safe life and a better future.🙏

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #124 )

But now, in a tent and an unclean life, we are cheating and dying

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #124 )

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Saber: why would you insult the person who is 1. Holding the cake and 2. Would eat cake off the ground

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