#incorrect mj

[incorrectquotesmcu]

MJ: Is there anything about me you don’t like?

Peter: I’m not answering that. It’s a trap.

MJ: So there are things you don’t like.

Peter: And here I am in the trap.

[arcemo17]

Peter: It’s been a rough day.

MJ: You know what always makes my days better?

Peter: A nice warm bath and some rest?

MJ: Screaming in the shower until someone calls the cops on me.

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Mj: how do you plan on passing the exam?

Peter I-didn’t-have-time-to-study-cause-I‘m-Spider-Man Parker: Oh 40% pure knowledge, 3% actually understanding stuff and 60% straight up guessing.

Mj: That’s 103%.

Peter:

Mj: this is a math exam. Peter.

Mj: Peter, are you aware that this is a math exam?!

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate:

Pete:

Kate:

Peter:

Kate: So our girlfriends

Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??

Peter: I DON'T KNOW??

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[mysterylilycheeta]

MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free

[ramen8008]

Future Tony and Peter working on something in the lab for days

Angry footsteps coming to the lab

FRIDAY: angry wife alert

Tony: Shit how long have we been here??

Peter: whose wife? Your or mine?

Tony: does it matter? Either way we're dead

Peter: shit

[spideyswebfluid]

Guys legit is Peter Parker x Spider-Man kinda toxic Yaoi ???

Cause like think abt it, Peter basically sells glorified sexy selfies of his ‘friend’ fighting for money to a boss who HATES Spider-Man and they’re still together ???

Not only that but if you ask around a bit and stalk peters socials (Ik weird) he’s basically CHEATING ON SPIDER-MAN W SOME CHICK NAMED MJ ?? can’t blame him tho she kinda… 😍😍

But its mutual toxic yaoi cause istg I’ve seen Spider-Man be to close with a few superheroes… a bit TOO close to be not a little… yk… on our month too…

(That’s right I see u Deadpool and Spider-Man eating on the roof)

That’s right him and human torch aren’t slick I’ve seen that come meet me at our special place spidey message ON FIRE on the streets of ny

And you basically never seen them in the same room together ?? Even tho everyone knows they’re dating… like cmon Peter how did u get those closeups of Spider-Man ??

Idk gang like are they couple goals or are they couple donts ? One things for sure they’re pretty hot together !

[chaxan08]

MJ: Where the hell were you last night, Parker?

Peter: I was at a party smoking weed.

MJ: Don't lie, you were at the library you fuckin' nerd.

[wingitbold]

Capitalism

Peter: Mr. Stark, how were Avengers a public favorite after destroying whole cities? It just takes me to leave an undesolved web string to earn their ire.

Tony: Ire?

Peter: Dr. Strange is helping me with application.

Tony: I can do that better.

Peter: You got direct admission.

Tony: and? That just proves my point, I am better than him.

Peter: Question.

Tony: I pay compensations. They forget the destruction.

Peter: And, so if a Dark Tony Stark equivalent ever pops up, he can get away with it? With money?

Tony: ...

Tony: Most probably...? Where are you getting at?

Peter: Was helping MJ with her essay on the downside of American capitalism. Needed your input.

Tony:

Tony: Great job, Kiddo. You can also ask her to look into Hammer, Killian, and Mask.

Peter: On it. If she ads your quotes...

Tony: Pepper will handle it *wink*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

MJ: Please tell me you’re not going to drag Peter to taste test soaps again.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N wanders into their bedroom and sees MJ wearing an old sweater and drinking coffee…

MJ: hey tiger

Y/N: still wearing our old high school sweater?

MJ: so what if I am. I’ll have you know my best memory is from here.

Y/N: I just remember getting bitten by the spider on the field trip.

MJ: well my best memory was the day I met you

Y/N: I love you

MJ: (giggles) I know. And I got this ratty old sweater to remind me of that

MJ pulls Y/N into her arms…

[gender-thief2]

homecoming incorrect quotes i made because this movie is so freaking cute!! i miss when they were happy

bonus far from home:

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Mj: alright, we need to lock in now, while studying. These exams are incredibly important.

Peter im-Not-Spider-Man Parker, who took three trips to the toilet (rescuing people) went to two different cafeterias to get a snack (to procrastinate) and walked (swung) to the library and back (out of boredom), in the span of two hours: 👌🏻✌🏻🫡

[mustasekittens]

im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes