#mcu ned leeds

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[ir0npvrker]

peter: here’s my award for the most rules broken

ned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. stark

peter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!

[shxrkk]

Peter Parker is SCARILY good at lying. Years of training, he can go full waterworks in a second to REALLY sell it. Especially the whole “I’m just an innocent kid with bad luck” act. I mean, the guy spends his entire life with a secret identity— Of course, he has to be good at lying.

Yet, for some reason he’s the worst liar ever when it comes to his friends and family.

Tony? “That’s… odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago?”

Ned? “I’m not Spider-Man!” while actively on the ceiling.

May? “I know you sneak out of this house every night!”

MJ? Just straight up, “I am Spider-Man.”

For some reason, his friends and family see completely through his lies. Or maybe, they really just see him.

[coffeeandjuice]

Sorry about this one guys 😭

[headcanonthings]

[peterpcrker]

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING 2017 | dir. Jon Watts

[movienerd22]

*Tony phones Peter but Ned answers*

Tony: hey ted where’s Peter ?

Ned: Ned.

Tony: right, where’s Pete?

Ned: sorry I’ve not seen him since the last time I saw him

Tony:

Ned:

Tony: when was that ??

Ned: uh definitely the time I saw him last

Tony: *sighing deeply*

[spideyson-stuff]

I'm not the biggest fan of this topic but, Peter being SASSY!

*Flash and Peter during a study session*

Flash: You and Ned are far too close Parker, that's gay

Petet: Funny hear that from the guy who looks that would PURPOSELY drop the soap in prison

Flash: 😨

*Ned looking at Peter after Peter was stabbed during patrol*

Ned: OMG Peter, you're bleeding!

Peter: Oh, you just realize that?

*Tony giving Peter a moral lesson lecture*

Tony: Peter, being a hero is dangerous, you need to be extremely careful

Peter: Big talk for someone that revealed his address in live on national television

Tony:

Tony: I can't even argue with that...

*Peter completely silent on the way to the tower with Happy*

Happy: Okay this is getting unbearable, say something!

Peter:

Happy: Was something I did!?

Peter:

Happy: PLEASE ANSWER ME!

Peter, taking off the headphones he had on from the beginning: You said something?

Happy:

Happy: Well-, uh, I-

Peter: Just kidding, I heard it all

Happy: YOU-

Peter: HAHAHA! SUFFER!!! 😈

[mustasekittens]

if i think about these 3 too long i start to implode i think i finally got it guys i think i can finally draw them. anyways ot3 in every universe

[shmeemin]

i miss them so much

[thewrittenpodcast]

Ned: hey why you do that i was about to deliver killer opps to the power grade

MJ: you were about to shut down the Internet?

Ned: no I was about to DELETE the Internet

Peter: Fuck yes!!

Tony: nO-

Tony: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POWERPOINT FOR IT CLASS

[kirbytuna]

ned and peter are best friends, right? so obviously, they're going to have inside jokes. unfortunately for literally every single person in their vicinity, their main ongoing joke is pretending like they're in the middle of a messy breakup/marital dispute. for example:

the avengers having dinner, all talking and eating, when peter realizes he has a voice-mail from ned.

peter : "oh, sorry guys! my friend left me a voice-mail. would you mind if I checked what it is? I need to make sure everything's okay."

clint : "do what you have to, kid."

peter nods and clicks his phone, the table goes quiet.

neds voice, absolutely fucking blasting from his phone : "DON'T YOU EVER HANG UP ON ME AGAIN, PARKER. this was your last chance, we're done. come by the house and pick up your clothes, they'll be on the curb with everything ELSE you left behind... I can't believe you would just throw away everything we've had. but I guess that's the way things go. goodbye, peter. I hope you find someone good enough for you." beep!

everyone, who has completely stopped eating :

sam : "uh. is there something we need to talk about, kid...?"

peter : "oh no, he just wants me to come by his house later. we're gonna play the new shin megami tensei remaster."

steve :

bruce :

tony : "I'm going back to bed."

[shxrkk]

everyone forgets that Peter’s a photographer because it’s rarely mentioned in the movies but I firmly believe he takes a ton of photography classes and the subjects in his photos are always his friends and family

Tony buys him the film because it’s expensive as all hell and the kid runs through it like there’s no tomorrow

May gives him Ben’s old photo album that he started and never seemed to finish. It’s handmade and water damaged and scuffed, but its his

MJ leaves small doodles on the polaroids left laying out during lunch when Peter’s not looking, stars and zigzags along the corners. One time, her and Ned got through an entire tic-tac-toe game before Peter noticed

Ned always poses for Peter walking home or to school, running back to him with a “Let me see it! Do I look cool? I think I look totally cool.” and Peter smiles with a simple “The coolest, dude.”

[zeddpool]

Was going through my notebook for school and found a bunch of sketches I never posted, so here they are now

Third post from the notebook, this time I think I just wanted to do a rough sketch of the 3 movie Spideys n their crew in my style, I don’t really remember

[spidergrotto]

ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water

peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river

“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”

[ajdoesprompts]

Peter Parker was not lucky enough to be Morgan Stark.

He didn’t have two loving parents. He didn’t even have May anymore. Instead he had Jason and Mary, two of the most religious foster parents he had ever met.

He had been taken out of midtown and sent to a catholic school, so he didn’t even have Ned and MJ consistently anymore. It felt like his life was falling apart, and every time he thought it couldn’t get worse he would see a photo on the news of the Stark family at the zoo, or at the beach.

Tony still kept in contact, but Peter had his phone taken off him more than once for disobedience. He doesn’t even remember what he did to get it taken off him this time but it had been more than a week now and it hurt that Tony hadn’t busted down the door in a full suit to make sure he was okay.

He was in his room, climbing the walls out of boredom - literally. He was upside down on the ceiling when his door was thrown open. The scream of horror was mixed in with the scramble he did to get down as quickly as possible.

By the look on Mary’s face, he didn’t fool anyone.

Jason came storming in, saw the state of his wife and she blubbered something about the devil and suddenly he was being dragged away by the wrist. He was tripping over his feet to catch up as they went down the stairs and into the kitchen.

They waited a minute while Jason turned a dial and it was only when he said “this is for your own good, Peter” that he realised he had turned on the electric stove top. He didn’t have time to resist before his hand was pressed firmly into the glowing red hob.

He felt like his vision whited out. He swears he heard Jason chanting about getting the devil out of him and forgiveness but nothing was clear over his scream. When he pulled away, his hand was raw and smooth. He couldn’t see his own fingerprint anymore. Jason didn’t apologise, just sent him to his room.

He stayed there, cradling his hand and hearing Mary cry to herself and pray for him. He watched the next morning as Jason took away his door and wanted, more than anything else, for Tony to worry about him.

He wanted to go to the zoo, or the beach.