#incorrect moreid

[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: Holy crap, Derek, do you know what this means?!

Derek: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Reid: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Morgan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Reid: Seize the dick.

[hqtchner]

derek: this is just a reminder that all psychiatric and therapy services are covered by our health insurance plan

spencer: why do you always look at me when you say that?

[starchaser45]

Reid*nervously to Emily*: so Morgan

Emily: just fuck him

Reid: but I don't think he is_

Emily: he is

Penelope: he is

Hotch: he is

Morgan *stunned*:........he is

[gublersgoblin]

Spencer: good morning my beautiful boyfriend

Derek: Spencer it's 6pm

Spencer: I was just trying to be sweet, but nevermind fuck you.

[91-1lover]

Derek:You're annoying Reid

Someone:Yeah! Shut up nerd

Derek: Fuck you just said??? 🔪

Emily:🔪

Hotch: 🔪

Garcia: 🔪

JJ:🔪

Rest of the BAU: 🔪🔪🔪

[spenc3-reid]

Pt 1

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

The BAU on a commercial flight:

EMILY: Stopped and searched at the security checkpoint because she forgot she was wearing an ankle holstered gun. Is the person who kicks your seat and hogs the armrest because gay people do not know how to sit on a chair properly.

JJ: Is the one having her armrest hogged by Emily. Opens a packet of peanuts and gives someone an allergic reaction. Should have stuck with Cheetos…

TARA: “It’s okay, I’m a doctor! Not a doctor of medicine, but I’m sure I can figure it out!”

PENELOPE: Watches movies on her tablet and eats M&M’s like the little iPad kid she is, eventually falling asleep on Morgan’s shoulder during ‘Legally Blonde’.

MORGAN: Shamelessly flirting with the flight attendants and trying to hide the fact that he is watching ‘Legally Blonde’ over Penelope’s shoulder—and loving it.

HOTCH: Reading FBI case files in his sunglasses, not noticing the kid who has been staring at him the whole time thinking ‘damn, James Bond be on this flight.’

SPENCER: Talking to that same kid and his mother, explaining aerodynamics and discussing plane crash statistics. The kid’s mother requests a seat change.

ELLE: Lets Spencer explain aerodynamics to her instead. She swaps her red jello for his orange jello from the airplane meal because red is his favourite.

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[dcvidsrossi]

Reid: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Morgan: What was that?

Reid: Remorse code.

Morgan: I'm even angrier now.

[ineedreid]

Reid: Technically, I’m not bad at socializing.

Morgan: Bro, you once said “thank you” to a vending machine.

Reid: …It gave me a snack, what was I supposed to do?

[mollybautweets]

Emily: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Spencer : Would you prefer me to use a brick?

[incorrect-ralvez]

Penelope: What are you getting Spencer for the holidays?

Derek: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when he already got everything he could've ever want when he married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Elle: I'm getting Spencer a divorce lawyer.

[schemmentits]

Derek: Last night I found out that Reid is a sleep talker.

Emily: Really?!

Derek: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

[hqtchner]

spencer: if you like me raise your hand

derek: *smirking* what if I don’t like you pretty boy?

spencer, not missing a beat: then raise your standards.

rossi: I have taught you well my boy

[starchaser45]

Penelope: Reid loves you so much he'd die for you

Derek: no offense but Reid would die for a cup of coffee without sugar even

Emily: nah you're overestimating him he'd do it for free

[gublersgoblin]

Jj: are you in love with Spencer?

Derek: no..

Jj: then why did you draw hearts with S+D everywhere?

Derek, panicking: it stands for suffering and death