#incorrect spencer reid

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[emilyshotchrocket]

Garcia: what's that saying? An Apple a day Keeps who away?

Hotch: An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

JJ: That is NOT the saying.

Reid, without looking up from his book: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Morgan, talking to Hotch, ignoring Reid: is that why you threw an apple at Emily the other day?

[91-1lover]

Derek:You're annoying Reid

Someone:Yeah! Shut up nerd

Derek: Fuck you just said??? 🔪

Emily:🔪

Hotch: 🔪

Garcia: 🔪

JJ:🔪

Rest of the BAU: 🔪🔪🔪

[cardinalcheerio]

Anyone saying ai is bad obviously hasn't asked for a picture of people mixed together.

Cause you're telling me, Spencer Reid and Klaus Hargreeves mixed makes this?!? I'm abusing thus power frrrr

[omnigraphsblog]

Rossi, walking into his mansion: Hello, people who do not live here.

Emily: Hey.

Hotch: Hi.

Spencer: Hello.

Derek: Hey!

Rossi: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Emily: We were out of Doritos.

[onehundredthousandflies]

Gideon, about Reid: I have created the perfect FBI profiler

Hotch: Fucked up a perfectly good child prodigy is what you did. Look at it. It's on drugs

[patrickispinky]

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

[ineedreid]

Hotch: Why is there a life-sized cardboard cutout of me at my desk?

Garcia: …You were gone and we missed your presence.

Emily: Also, it scares people off when we mess up.

Reid: Statistically, it has decreased workplace incidents by 17%.

Hotch: …I don’t know whether to be flattered or concerned.

[lilliejareau]

“we listen and we don’t judge.”

penelope: one time reid gave me a tiny potted plant but it turns out it was actually plastic and he didn’t know so i pretended to water it for three years.

bau: we listen and we don’t judge.

JJ: sometimes when Henry wakes me up by jumping on my back, I feel like throwing him across the room for a split second.

bau: we listen and we don’t judge.

emily: one time when I was mad at Morgan for not sticking up for me during a case, I dipped his travel toothbrush in the toilet and didn’t rinse it off after and he used it about an hour later.

morgan: bitch what?!?

emily: we listen and we don’t judge!

[spenc3-reid]

Pt 1

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

[annmaximoff18]

Spencer: did you know that pigs

Derek: no reid, no one wants to hear about pigs

Spencer: .....

Y/N: the pigs what?

Spencer: What?

Y/N: about the pigs, I want to listen to you

[thefirstwhisperingmuses]

HE MIGHT BE A PIPE CLEANER WITH EYES, BUT HE'S MY PIPE CLEANER WITH EYES

Also the little face at the end is adorable

Bro really said "aw man..." 😞

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

The Golden trio at work driving Hotch & Rossi mad.