#incorrect Cm

[emilyshotchrocket]

Hotch: What are you doing in the kitchen at three Am?

Emily: I was gonna light this chicken on fire and see if it turns into one of those Harry Potter Phoenix things.

Hotch:

Hotch: listen, I'm gonna give you the number of my therapist, tell her I sent you.

Emily: your therapist quit last week.

Hotch:

Hotch: listen, I'm gonna find us both a new therapist.

[spencestiel-michelle]

Hotch through earpiece: on my command. 

Emily: understood. 

Hotch: that means no taking your own initiative. 

Emily: wouldn’t dream of it.

Hotch:

Emily:

Hotch: you’re already doing something, aren’t you?

Emily, sing-songy voice:  yes i ammmm. 

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Emily: ARE YOU-

Morgan: Fucking.

Emily: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Morgan: Fucking.

Emily: IDIOT!

Spencer: …What was that?

Morgan: Hotch banned Emily from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

[mywilltodie]

Prentiss: If Reid and I were drowning, who would you save?

Hotch: You two can’t swim?

Prentiss: It’s a hypothetical question, Hotch! Who would you save?

Hotch: My time and effort.

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

I can almost hear her say that

[lilliejareau]

“we listen and we don’t judge.”

penelope: one time reid gave me a tiny potted plant but it turns out it was actually plastic and he didn’t know so i pretended to water it for three years.

bau: we listen and we don’t judge.

JJ: sometimes when Henry wakes me up by jumping on my back, I feel like throwing him across the room for a split second.

bau: we listen and we don’t judge.

emily: one time when I was mad at Morgan for not sticking up for me during a case, I dipped his travel toothbrush in the toilet and didn’t rinse it off after and he used it about an hour later.

morgan: bitch what?!?

emily: we listen and we don’t judge!

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily, crying laughing: JJ was on a conference call and I just heard her say the words “which part of the ‘No’ did you not understand - the ‘nuh’ part or the ‘oh’ part?”

Emily: She’s out here rejecting bureaucrats the same way she tells Michael and Henry they can’t have snacks 😂

[dontsh0vethesun]

[BAU Chief Emily Prentiss walks over to your desk before taking a seat beside you with an expectant look on her face]

y/n: can i help you?

Emily: I finished all my work

y/n:

Emily, smirking: I think you know what I want

y/n, sighing: which one?

Emily, sporting a massive grin: snail

[y/n laughs while opening their drawer before pressing a sticker to emily's shirt]

y/n: snailed it

[forhappysake]

[demonicbaby666]

Derek: How’d the doctors appointment go? Reid: Actually really well, she said I was super artistic. Derek: Kid… I think she meant- Garcia: Don’t you dare.

[spencestiel-michelle]

Emily: jj, his face is turning red. 

Henry: the pizza is spicy! 

JJ: you mean it’s hot, sweetie? take a sip of water. henry keeps confusing spicy and hot. 

Henry: so you mean like how you say emily is?

JJ: i-

Emily: huh? 

JJ: hm?

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

[lilliejareau]

emily: reid is NOT allowed at my second funeral. he just told me i’d be having an open casket to “be sure”.

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Reid: *sneaks into the house late*

Hotch: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Reid: I was at a…foreign film festival with…uh…Y/N!

Y/N: *also turns in swivel chair* Want to try again?

[criminalmindsfanantic]

JJ: *Hugs Emily from behind*

JJ: *Tucks Emily’s hair behind their ear*

JJ, whispering: Eat my cheetos again and they'll never find your body.