#incorrect pd101

[wanna-able]

Daehwi: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.

Jinyoung: *Grabbing dagger*

Jinyoung: Manslaughter it is

[incorrectbroducequotes]

minhyun: what do you want for your birthday?

jonghyun: a dragon

minhyun: be realistic

jonghyun: ok i want mnet to give all trainees an equal amount of screen time and for the national producers to appreciate everyone's talents, personalities and visuals and put an end to all the unnecessary fighting and hate

minhyun: what color do you want your dragon to be?

[incorrectx1quotes]

Dongpyo: *t-posing in front of Seungwoo* good morning parental figure

Seungwoo: *not looking up from his book* Good morning, problem child.

[softwonjunnie]

x1 : visiting seungyoun who’s in a coma in the hospital

hangyul : “guys can i have a moment alone with him?”

x1 : “yeah sure”

x1 : leaves

hangyul : leans in close

hangyul : “listen here bitch i know you’re not actually in a coma”

seungyoun : “yEAH NO SHIT”

[hime-hana]

Nako: Does this outfit make me look short?

Yujin: No

Wonyoung: WE make you look short

[incorrectrocketgirls]

Sunnee: I just feel like we were meant to be together. I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other!

Li ZiTing: It's 3am and you're stuck in my window. How did you even get there?!

Sunnee: Fate, ZiTing. Weren't you listening

[incorrectminhwan]

Minhyun: The food’s too hot. Can’t eat it :(

Woojin:

Daniel:

Sungwoon:

Jinyoung:

Seongwoo:

Jaehwan: You’re hot and I’d still eat y–

Jisung, slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER.

Guanlin, sighing: Here we go again…

Jisung: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

[incorrect-produce101-quotes]

Police officer: What are your names?

Seongwoo: Jaehwan, don’t tell him!

Police officer: Jaehwan and...?

Jaehwan: God fucking damn it, Seongwoo

[xsowon]

daewhi: what's one plus five?

guanlin (joking) : fifteen

jisung: is that how math is nowadays? i remember during my time-

[leedongheck]

Woojin: Jihoon sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you" and now he won't talk to me.

Daehwi: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"???

[bjrdonghyuck]

Kang Daniel As A Girl

I mean like, imagine, you're Danielette's s/o and it's 3AM. You find the spot next to you in bed empty and drowsily go to find your precious girlfriend. Hearing some noise from the kitchen.

"yeoreojweo- yeoreojweooOOoOoO-"

You heat some grunts coming from the kitchen. Curious, and now concerned, you peer into the kitchen, just to see your lovely girlfriend desperately trying to open up a jar of pickles.

"Jesus, who even eats pickles at 3AM?" You mumbled, rubbing your sleepy eyes while going over to help your girlfriend open up the pickle jar.

In response, you got a wink and a "seductive" 3AM thigh sweep.

wtf am i doing this is why i shouldn't be on the internet send hELp

[wanna-able]

Jihoon: who else here thought Guanlin was my boyfriend?

Jihoon: Guanlin, put your hand down.

[incorrectbroducequotes]

daniel: why is your back all scratched up?

seongwoo: [flashbacks to him chasing a raccoon after daniel told him to leave it alone]

seongwoo: i'm having an affair

[incorrectx1quotes]

Seungyoun: Introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful. I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is

[softwonjunnie]

seungyeon, opening the oven and taking out a turkey : oh darling, you’re home!

dohyon, laying on the couch : dad! i’ve missed you!

hangyul, kicking off his shoes by the doorframe before walking over to seungyoun : baby, what did you make for dinner?

seungwoo : how am i supposed to lead this group of idiots if we can’t even go to ikea without this happening

[wanna-able]

Minhyun: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Jaehwan: Mine just says, "Jaehwan no."

Minhyun: I want you to apply it to every possible situation