#incorrect qoute- I think

[circus20204]

captured an eclipse

Obi-wan Kenobi: "time to see exactly what got caught in the trap today."

*he walked outside his hut in the middle of the desert of the scorching sand box known as tatooine. the trap was not to far and namely he had it set up to catch maybe small animals or intruders who wanted to raid his hut for stuff, Ben wasn't exactly sure what hed expect but- catching a purge trooper was definitely not on the list.*

Obi-wan: "well..this is unexpected..'' *he gazed at the growling half conscious purge trooper. who was currently immobilized from the trap.* "wandered a little far haven't you trooper."

purge trooper cody: *currently tired and sick with a annoying chip in his head and a annoying Jedi trapped him..soo angry if not then he'd be feral*

obi-wan:" now what shall I do with you...Cody." *he spoke more to himself thinking maybe wipe his mind and send em elsewhere?...or the more disaster liniage thing to do aka bring Cody inside and get answers.*

purge trooper cody: who the kark is Cody. I am CC-2224 and you are a Jedi, a traitor and must b..handles.!.. *replied the bound up clone, which for that obi wan just removed his helmet and sighed*

obi wan:'' that's alright Cody I'm sure once you rest and have tea and we disuss you'll come to your senses." *he finds a discarded blaster pistol and set it to stun* "though I'll have to use more- uncivilized methods. sleep well Cody" *was the last thing he said before stopping Cody from speaking with a good stun blast and dragged him to his hut.*

*the adventure begins I suppose lol"

[tiger-grace]

Jason: C’mon, I just think-

Dick: I appreciate that you want to give your version of Robin their own catchphrase, but-

Jason: Why not!?

Dick: Look me in the eyes and tell me in what situation you would consistently say “not to bird-en you, batman” to Bruce’s face.

Jason: …It was that or “what the bloody hell, batman,” in a british accent.

[jubileesstuff]

Carlos: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Sebastian: Spartacus.

Carlos, yelling to Charles: TRY SPARTACUS!

Charles, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Sebastian:

Carlos: What's your favorite number?

[creative-caramel-coffee]

Weems: Ms L/n you cannot enter the test with that bandaid on your finger.

Y/n: you really think i’d cheat with a bandaid? … please im not that much of an amature

Weems: *raises a brow*

Y/n: *sarcastically* I mean … *overly sweet gushing* gosh Ms Weems I would never cheat, thats academic misconduct. *rolls eyes*

Weems: The bandaid Y/n. *holds up hand*

Y/n: *takes off bandaid and gives it to weems* enjoy. *rolls eyes*

[mytho-nerd]

Zeus: look Ares, we obviously have some issues to work through

Poseidon: well, it sounds like you might not be a very good father.

Zeus: man. My bad.

Ares: And suddenly, just like that, all of our problems are healed. Our relationship—he finally said "my bad‘!

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

This year is going to be a long one.

Perhaps for the ones who make it through alive.

[pumpkinspiceshiplover]

BNHA Incorrect Qoutes

Kaibara: Y'know bad things seem to happen whenever I'm around you.

Ojiro: What makes you say that?

Kaibara: 5 minutes ago we were hanging out and getting ready to go to the movies.

Kaibara: Now we're hiding from the League of Villians.

Dabi: Yeah, no, that's bad, especially cause I can see you.

Kaibara & Ojiro: Dang it.

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Vlad King: You always play favorites with your students.

Aizawa: What makes you think that?

Vlad King: Midoriya broke his arm and you told him to go to recovery girl.

Vlad King: Mineta broke his arm, and you said to "walk it off"!

Aizawa: Still don't see it.

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Eri & Deku: Hi, Monoma!

Monoma: Hm? Oh, hi Eri!

Deku: I said hi too y'know....

Monoma: I know. I heard you, I just don't care.

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Kurorio: How the fuck are people preparing for Armageddon?

Kurorio: I can't even prepare for my math test!

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Tokage: Kept losing things cause of my ADHD, so I went to the doctor, and they gave me meds.

Tokage: THEN I LOST THE MEDS!

(Taking a short break from my character headcanon series, so enjoy this instead!)

[yandereunsolved]

Yan-er MORE SELF AWARE INCORRECT QOUTES-

Criston: *appears on the episode*

Friend: Tell me something about this man

Reader: The fact that this man

Reader: *stands next to the tv and points at the man* THIS MAN cannot guard a woman without falling inlove is ✨imaculate✨

Friend: Rebound?

Reader: Close enough

Criston:....

Okay. Okay. I'll give you more (yandere) self-aware incorrect asoiaf quotes.

── . ★

Book Aegon II: "What the fuck are you doin'!?"

Show Aegon II: stripping for watcher. "Gettin' laid." self-righteous smirk.

── . ★

Yandere Viserys: "Kiss meh baby~" dies.

── . ★

Maegor: "What are they doing?"

Reader: thinking about all the ways they could convince him to bottom.

── . ★

Reader: looks at side character. "Mhm, smash."

Yandere Aemond: stabs the side character in the heart.

Reader: purses lips. looks at another character. "He's very attractive?"

Yandere Aemond: kills that character as well.

Reader: "Stop it!"

Yandere Aemond: "No."

Reader: huffs.

Yandere Aemond: "You're even cuter when you're displeased."

── . ★

Yandere Criston: "I'm just a rebound!? I am not just a rebound."

Reader: "So jealous."

Yandere Criston: "So—you've dated other men, women, people!?"

Reader: "Wow, you aren't even listening."

Yandere Criston: goes into a detailed rant about how he will kill all of the watcher's exes.

[little-viking-draw]

-Incorrect Zul'jin qoute that I think suited him so I drew it-

[0verthemo0n]

Incorrect qoutes of overwatch Future Au

Basically, I got bored making Future au, so here's some dumb qoutes

It will have Defender!reader,damage!reader, and healer!Reader and also my OCs

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Ramattra : Mondattra, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Mondattra: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Ramattra : Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Damage!Reader.

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Hanzo : You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Defender!reader: That's why I carry two swords.

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Ramattra : Damage!reader was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Damage!reader : Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Ramattra : Damage!reader You ate a chair.

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Defender!reader : Welcome, fellow idiots

Zenyatta : Hello, defender!reader

Defender!reader : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Zenyatta : You underestimate me

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Healer!reader : What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Mondattra : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Healer!reader : Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Pharah: God, give me patience.

Mondattra : I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Pharah: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Damage!reader, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Ramattra , pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

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Ramattra : In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Mondattra : *turning to Healer!reader * How tall are you?

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Ramattra : While I’m gone, Mondattra , you’re in charge.

Mondattra : Yes!!!

Ramattra , whispering: Healer!reader , you’re secretly in charge.

Healer!reader : Obviously.

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Ramattra, please come to the front desk?

Ramattra , arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Mondattra and Mirabella*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Mondattra and Mirabella, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Ramattra : I didn’t even bring you guys here with me

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Ramattra : What do you think Mondattra will do for a distraction?

Mirabella : They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Mirabella : ... or they could do that.

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Ramattra : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it

Mondattra : Just rip the bandage off.

Ramattra : It’s Damage!reader.

Mondattra : Put the bandage back on.

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Ramattra : This is such a bad idea.

Damage!reader : Then why are you coming along?

Ramattra : One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Zenyatta : You have to apologize to Pharah

Defender!reader : Fine.

Defender!reader : 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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*Zenyatta 's helping Genji out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Hanzo: How does Genji look?

Kiriko : A little better than you, actually.

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Healer!reader: Master Zenyatta , I'm sad.

Zenyatta : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Mondattra: Dad, im sad.

Ramattra, nodding: mood.

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Zenyatta , Ramattra , and Mondattra are sitting on a bench

Defender!reader : Why do you guys look so sad?

Zenyatta : Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Defender!reader sits down*

Ramattra : The bench is freshly painted.

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Mondattra : Am I in trouble?

Mondatta : Take a guess.

Mondattra : No?

Mondatta : Take another guess.

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Zenyatta : Ramattra and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Mondatta : *Sighing* What did Ramattra do?

Zenyatta : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Ramattra : Who wants a steering wheel

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There... done. Maybe I'll do a part two. Don't ask how Mondatta is still alive

[redmangoshire]

Star Wars Incorrect Qoutes

At a council meeting

Obi-wan: I think I had a bad childhood.

Depa: yeah, I know

Obi-wan: what do you mean, you know?

Depa: look at you

Obi-wan: what do you mean, look at me?

Depa: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhood don't stand like that.

[tiger-grace]

Tim Drake is so independent but you know if he was truly left to his own devices long enough at some point he would come to family meals like

Jason: Yeah, so that’s when I hit him over the head- woah, are you okay?

Tim: hospital

Jason: What?

(Tim then proceeded to collapse into his bowl of cereal)

[arson-09]

A court of frost and starlight is (subjectively) the worse book in the sjm world. Especially when it comes to mental illness

The first half of chapter 11 is fucking disgusting. I think i geniunely hate sjm a little after this chapter.

Rhysand is literally kicking a man while hes down. Tamlin is depressed. Hes not taking care of himself or his home and is clearly at rock bottom. His home is empty and as stated at the end of the chapter theres no wards around his manor to protect him

"But as I winnowed away, the dark wind ripping through me, a strange sort of hollowness took root in my stomach. Tamlin didn't have shields around the house. None to prevent anyone from winnowing in, to guard against enemies appearing in his bedroom and slitting his throat. It was almost as if he was waiting for someone to do it."

I can quote the entire chapter to point and say HEY THIS IS FUCKING GROSS WRITING! She worte a clearly depressed and ill man but hey! its okay rhysand said really bad shit to him because we LOVE rhysand in this house! to qoute feyre hes usually the bigger male so hes entitled to a slipup!

except hes not. thats not a slip up thats purposefully trying to trigger a man you know has anger issues so you have an excuse to kill him. That is quite literally what kids used to do to me when i was younger, thats being a fucking bully. Rhysand is not a good person, quite the opposite actually. Rhysand also states that "he had been given everything and squandered it." which is not completely true! (Given tamlins backstory and how he feels about being high lord so *loud incorrect buzzer*) Rhysand is an extremely unreliable narrator. Example from this chapter? Rhysand asks where "his dear friend" lucien is and Tamlin tells him hes hunting and the following happens

“Hunting for our dinner.” “No taste for such things these days?” Tamlin’s eyes remained dull. “He left before I was awake.” Hunting for dinner- because there were no servants here to make food. Or buy it. I couldn’t say I felt bad for him. Only for Lucien, once again stuck with being his crony.

Where did this come from? Tamlin said lucien left before he was awake. He didnt ask him to do that.

Rhysand proceeds to purposefully say stuff to make Tamlin angry so they can fight and is surprised when Tamlin just tells him to leave. Then chapter 23 does nothing to help this. Wow tamlin has completely isolated himself after rhysand fucked him up more. But its fine cause rhysand made him dinner and got people to patrol the border.

It really hurts. I have so many of the same mental health issues as Tamlin. Seeing sjm do nothing with this but add more stigma just sucks. Yes Tamlin fucks up in acomaf (even if i cant fully comprehend that one sjm) but that isn't excuse to do this horrific mental health shit.

I am open to discussion about this more! if we have opposite opinions that okay! if you love this series to death that's great for you! as long as your at least somewhat polite I'm chill with it. If your rude i will be mean on the internet.

[xxinkys-ocsxx]

Saw someone doing incorrect qoutes with the toon patrol and I couldn't stop thinking about this one

Stupid: Are you a actress? Super model?! SEA GODESS!?!?! OR D: ALL OF THE ABOVE??

Y/n: pokes him on the nose "aren't you sweet~" then turns away to talk some one else idk

Stupid: ".....Okay- you guys get out of here so me and beautiful gorgeous can live happily ever after!"

Smarty: "Stupid, she's a Human!"

Wheezy: "And way out of your league.."

[arcaneoccontent]

Scoutt Kiramman Incorrect Qoutes

Scoutt: I think Kiramman manor is haunted.

Caitlyn: Why?

Scoutt: I heard ghost moaning last night!!

Vi: Weird I was there last night and I didn’t hear it.

———

Scoutt: I didn’t bite him.

Caitlyn: We litterally saw you?

Scoutt: I was possessed.

Vi: *Smirks.* Well that closes the case.

Caitlyn: No.

——-

Scoutt: lonely so lonely, I am so lonely.

Caitlyn: I left you posted alone for 20 minutes.

Scoutt: that’s forever in dog years.

Caitlyn: *sigh*

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Scoutt : What’s sexting?

Vi: I'm not having this conversation with you. Caitlyn get your dog.

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Scoutt: Caitlyn hates me.

Caitlyn: I only said no more treats.

Vi: it’s okay I know where she hides them.

———

Scoutt , watching Vi and Jayce fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Caitlyn , not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Scoutt : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Vi: Caitlyn .

Jayce: Caitlyn .

Caitlyn : Me.

——-

Jayce: What the hell was that?

Scoutt: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!

Jayce: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!

Caitlyn: Yes we do, Jayce. We always do.

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Science-y stuff, you wouldn’t understand.

You’d be surprised.

He’s god he was there when science was made