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shadow-coolness · 3 months ago
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Like The thing is they really do let you hit because you’re goofy. I say shit like “Zoinks!” And it makes girls want to kiss me under the moonlight for some reason.
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thequeenxofhearts · 1 year ago
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Fred: How do you spell croissant?
Shaggy: Q-u
Velma and Daphne: NO!
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vixfern · 1 year ago
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Jason: We're going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Jason, to Dick and Damian: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Jason, to Tim: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Tim: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the... dubious looking device?
Jason: Because only Velma would say "dubious device". Tim gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Damian: And what does that make you, Fred?
Jason: Bitch, I'm Daphne.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months ago
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Peter: I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.
Wade: I can teach you. I’ve been riding since I was five.
Peter: Isn’t it illegal for a five-year-old to ride a motorcycle?
Wade: Well, yeah. But how was I supposed to know? I was five!
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 8 months ago
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April: Leo, you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the body of a 15 year old. Deal with it. Leo: Done. I collect antique flashlights and wear prescription socks. It's time I own that.
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equippedtolove · 2 months ago
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padfoot as scooby doo
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unicornblossom13 · 9 months ago
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Megatron: I’m in love with Optimus Prime! There! I said it!
Starscream [staring at him impressively for a few moments]: Really! Wow, I never would’ve… Gosh, that’s a shocker.
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incorrect-anything-quotes · 11 months ago
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Shaggy: Like, I'm happy to announce that I'm pretty sure I've gotten over my fear of ghosts!
Fred: That's the spirit!
Shaggy: WHERE?!
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incorectquoteswlw · 1 year ago
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Kate: We're gonna die!
Yelena: Can't you think positively?
Kate: We're gonna die quickly!
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thefangirlinawheelchair · 4 months ago
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Lu Guang after 103th time loop probably: The problem isn't that I'm too controlling, it's that I'm not controlling enough!
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shadow-coolness · 11 months ago
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Scooby: Rold Me!
Shaggy: Like Scoob Im am holding you!
Scooby: Rold me like you mean it!
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autisticzenitsu · 5 months ago
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Zenitsu: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life. Tanjiro: Tied with what? Zenitsu: Every other freaking day of my life!
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hollow-prior · 1 year ago
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Kipps: Hey nerds!
*Lucy, Lockwood, and George turn around*
Kipps: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.
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sparklingchampagne · 6 days ago
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Shaggy: Hey, like, how come there are little pawprints all over the wall?
Scooby (whispering): Rhy are there rittle rawrints all over the rall?
Scrappy (whispering): Because I have little paws.
Scooby: Recause he has rittle raws!
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 8 months ago
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[There are two Aprils] Mikey: Which ones the real April? Donnie: Allow me. April, how do you feel about me? Fake April: What do you mean? You're my love, Donnie! I'm crazy about you! Donnie: And you? April: Gosh, Donnie, you know I- Well, I guess aside from my kunoichi training and solving mysteries... umm, my stomachs getting hurty... Donnie: Oh April it's you!!
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incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes · 7 months ago
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[The Turtle Van is broken]
Leonardo: Can you tell what the problem is, Donatello?
Donatello: You see that hole there? That should be an engine.
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