#source: rugrats

[minimarvelh]

Steve: Tony, what are you doing?

Tony: i’m making a chocolate pudding.

Steve: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Tony: cause I've lost control of my life and not accidentally adopted a kid and now this spider-teen woke me up and asked for a chocolate pudding.

Tony:

Tony: and no, this can’t wait 2 more hours, it needs to be done now.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Yeah, I’ve got responsibilities now.

Y/N: Responsibilities?

Wade: That means I’m never allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life.

[danganronpafakes]

Miu: "Mechanical expertise" is my middle name! Kokichi: Then your first name must be "I have no".

Source: Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *regretfully* Well, the cat's out of the bagel now.

Howdy: *forgetting whatever else they were talking about* ...what?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Stiles, what are you doing? Stiles: Making chocolate pudding. Derek: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Stiles: Because I've lost control of my life. Stiles: Here's your pudding, Eli. Eli: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

[incorrect-losers]

Georgie: Billy, if oranges are named after their color... Why don't they just call apples "reds" and bananas "yellows"?

Bill: …

*Later*

Mike: Bill, it’s 3am

Bill: But why DON'T they call apples "reds" and bananas "yellows"?

[xxluciuslokixx]

Ava Starr: "Toni? What are you doing?" Antonia Dreykov: "Making chocolate pudding." Ava Starr: "It's 4 in the clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" Antonia Dreykov: "Because I lost control of my life…"

[capndragn94]

Finn: Mommy, if oranges are named after their color... Why don't they just call apples "reds" and bananas "yellows"?

Adora: ...

*later*

Catra: Adora, it's 3 a.m.

Adora: But why DON'T they call apples "reds" and bananas "yellows"?

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Well, the cat's out of the bagel now.

Minako

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph: Pete, what are you doing?

Peter: Making chocolate pudding.

Steph: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Peter: Cause I've lost control of my life.

[comradeacerbus]

(The Scene: It’s two in the morning at Lakeview Manor, but there’s a ruckus from the kitchen. Haldis goes downstairs to see what’s causing the noise only to be met with the above sight)

Haldis: Miraak what are you doing?

Miraak: Making snowberry crostatas

Haldis: It’s two in the morning. Why are you making snowberry crostatas?

Miraak: Because I’ve lost control of my life

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie: Would you rescue me if I was caught by a snake?

Fitz: How big a snake?

[broadwayfan92]

Natasha walking into the kitchen: “Bruce what are you doing?”

Bruce: “Making chocolate pudding.”

Natasha: “It’s 4:00 in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?”

Bruce: “Because I’ve lost control of my life.”

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Rottytops, pouting: Yeah, I've got responsibilities now.

Shantae: Responsibilities?

Rottytops: That means I'm never allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Simon: Yeah, I’ve got responsibilities now.

Anthony: Responsibilities?

Simon: That means I’m never allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: I played Russian Roulette once-

Soldier: DID YOU WIN?!

Spy: ...you have no idea what Russian Roulette is, do you?