#incorrect sw

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Anakin: You know, not every problem can be solved with a Lightsaber.

Ahsoka: I know. That’s why I carry two Lightsabers.

[bisexualvader]

[zyanova]

Is this anything

[87000beesinapersonsuit]

saw this post and knew i had to draw her

[voidfishersong]

Obi-Wan: I don't like blasters.

Rex: That's because you've never learned how to use one.

Obi-Wan: Or because I've been shot. Repeatedly.

[thelastd0mino]

my fav disaster trio <33 i miss them every day your honor

[clqoo]

i made this post in econ class lol

[tattycoram]

Rex: Fives you're alive?? Fives: Chancellor's a sith Rex: WHAT?? Fives, loading a blaster and getting back into a speeder: Chancellor's a sith Fox, in the back of the speeder: *gang sign*

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Anakin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Padmé: You and me!

Anakin, tearing up: Okay.

[jayfeathersstick]

Obi wan: yeah lol the last time i was on Geonosis i was tied to a pole and attacked by animals while my padawan made out with a random girl he met like 10 years ago

Cody: sounds fun

Obi wan:

Cody:

Obi wan:

Cody: oh you're being serious

[grumpy-tooka]

Fox to Bly: my shinies? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your shinies? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly, desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic

Fox to Rex: *long judgemental silence*

Fox: I pray the force everyday you don’t get shinies

Rex: you don’t believe in the force

Fox: don’t worry I can get on my knees for the right person every time I need to

Cody: well this escalated quickly

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Rex: I sleep with a blaster under my pillow.

Anakin: I sleep with my lightsaber.

Obi Wan: Both of you are pathetic.

Anakin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Obi Wan: Cody.

[songofsewerrats]

At some point during the clone war, probably;

Cody: Do you take constructive criticism?

Obi-Wan: I only take cash or credit.

[thelastd0mino]

cody quotes for @ladyphlogiston !!

[beansplat]

Thrawn Alliances past storyline in a nutshell