#incorrect texts svt

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Scoups: I lead 12 perfectly normal members

Woozi: You have 12 normal members we don't know about?

[bunnypig18]

Seventeen Text Posts - Going Rangers Edition (12) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11)

[multifandom-disaster]

Chan: Hyung, I've brought a new member into the group. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?

Seungcheol, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes

Chan: Excellent. Jeonghan hyung?

Jeonghan, who's even MORE scared: yes baby of course

[corvuscackles]

[zb1bies]

seungkwan: Do you cook?

kyungmin: I made a cake once.

shinyu : Yeah, it was good.

kyungmin: Really?

shinyu : Don’t make me lie twice, kyungmin.

[mqwep-exe]

Bus Driver: Sorry, there’s only 12 seats left.

Carat: Ah..okay 🥺

Seungcheol: I’ll go.

Dokyeom: No, I will go.

Junhui: Here take my seat!

Soonyoung: You can sit on my la-

Jeonghan: Get off(Bus Driver), I’ll drive.

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*K-pop leaders having a meeting*

Yeji : Sup! Loser

Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.

Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?

Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying

Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard

[soopibean]

King Arthur DK is something else

I drew this based on this post that made me chuckle

The usual, no reuploading or stealing, then again if you're gonna do it you'll probs just do it anyway :((

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

in parallel universe boosoon

jeonghan: So, are you two dating now?

hoshi & seungkwan: Yes.

jeonghan: Why?

hoshi: I happen to find seungkwan very appealing.

jeonghan: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with seungkwan.

[confuchan]

Seventeen Recs Pt. 2

(updated: aug. 30, 2024)

Warnings usually left by authors at beginning of each

My warnings just in case (I hope these make sense): ⤵

♨ - contains nsfw in story         🔞 - just nsfw

💖 - my faves  

Series (Multi-part fics) / OT13 Masterlists

Imprinted - Masterlist♨️💖 ~ werewolf au, OT13

Tales from the Pack - Masterlist♨️ ~ werewolf au, OT13

the party chronicles - Masterlist♨️💖 ~ various POVs, party au, OT13 [unfinished(?)]

Fics (5k+ words)

S. Coups

hello tutorial💖 ~ 7.3k, college au, frat au

tomorrow night💖 ~ 20.8k, f2L, idiots to lovers

nobody knows ~ 7.2k, mafia au, assassin!s. coups

other people's weddings💖 ~ 15.6k, fake dating au, f2L

Mingyu

dare you♨️ ~ 6k (Part of SVT Hub Spookteen collab + same couple from "It's all fun and games")

Vernon

by hook or by cross♨️ ~ 12.4k, meet-ugly au, kickboxing au(?), s2L

Oneshots (1k-5k words)

S. Coups

{dog trainer coups oneshot}💖 ~ 1.1k

Bouquets for a Friend (From a Friend) ~ 1.6k, ceo au, secretary/personal assistant au

Sleepless Nights💖 ~ 1.3k, roommate au (Prequel to All Through The Night)

All Through The Night🔞💖 ~ 4.5k

who’s in control?🔞💖 ~ 4.7k

Hoshi

(best friend hoshi oneshot)🔞 ~ 2k

Wonwoo

25¢ Magic ~ 2.6k, f2L au

Woozi

Paper Rings💖 ~ 4k

Mingyu

pretty party favor🔞💖 ~ 3.7k

Dino

clover camp💖 ~ 1.7k, camp counselor!chan, summer camp au

Double Dare ~ 1.5k, fwb2L

Fuck, Marry, Kill🔞💖 ~ 4.7k (+ S. Coups & Hoshi)

Drabbles (under 1k words)

S. Coups

(college ta{?} s. coups)🔞💖 ~ 761, college au, tutor au

Hoshi

[get a taste]💖 ~ 231

Wonwoo

(there’s a cat in my kitchen. i don’t own a cat. prompt)💖 ~ 918, neighbor!wonwoo

Dino

muffin for you ~ 480, acquaintances to lovers, coffee shop au

impossible💖 ~ 570

Reactions / Scenarios / Misc.

Incorrect Quote (SK, DN, WZ, MH, VN, WW, JS, & HS)💖

SVT - married w/ kids, getting some, or bitchless💖

SVT - members green flags

ASKING THEM TO BUY PADS FOR YOU ~ hip hop unit

Expecting {texts} ~ (VN)💖

SVT - shirtless cuddling + some sleeping too💖

SVT - how would every member kiss you

SVT - Major Turn Ons

SVT - reaction to their s/o being drunk and hørnier than usual

SVT - reaction to the reader being shy the morning after their first time

Incorrect Quote (JH, SC, Maknae Line)💖

SVT - most to least helpful in changing your flat tire💖

choi seungcheol is a youtube dad

SEVENTEEN RATING - MASTERLIST💖

Unsolicited Review of SVT Members' Stans💖

Incorrect Quote (JS, HS, DK, SK, VN, & WZ)

neighbors with seventeen

powerpoints (@/thepixelelf) think seventeen would bring to a ppt sleepover💖

SVT as Bottoms (🔞?)

[incorrectsoonwoo]

Soonyoung: Why are you shooting the little guys?

Wonwoo: *unbothered*

Soonyoung: Wonwoo, stop shooting the little guys!

Wonwoo: That's how you play the game, Soonyoung.

[miccmiccbungeee]

S. Coups (about Woozi): he's a bit confused but the heart's in the right place

[bunnypig18]

Seventeen Text Posts (1) | (2) (3)

[multifandom-disaster]

Seungkwan and Hoshi fighting about something Hoshi: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted! Seungkwan more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED Dino in the background about to speak up Seungkwan: You're not a part of this Dino: >:[

[dimeler]

Vernon: omg don’t look, but Josh-hyung has been staring at me for a while, do you think he’s like...into me? Dino: [...] Dino: we’re at your fucking wedding—

[zb1bies]

minghao: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.

hanjin: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.