#incorrect starkid

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 1/?

[nerdyblog8]

Hatchefield as Textposts (part one)! (Part two!) (Part three!)

(TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1) (NPMD incorrect quotes part 1)

(Star Trek Textposts part 1 - AOS)

[rentumblsstuff]

Melissa: Sorry I’m late! I was… doing things…

Ted: [bursting into the room looking disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!

[d20-lesbian]

I have been seeing these things EVERYWHERE so I made my own. I give you.... incorrect NPMD

‼️‼️SPOILERS UNDER THE BREAK‼️‼️

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

[thetortured-poetsdepartment]

The whole story of Tim, Tom and Becky in black Friday is kinda funny if u think about it...

Tom: Hey kid sorry I couldn't get you the toy you wanted, but I did get you a new mom! :D

Tim: ....what toy

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Wiggly: H A N N A H Q U I T Y O U R J O B

Hannah: whyyyyy

Wiggly: J O I N M Y E M O B A N D

[inkwell-illustrations]

Pokey: This date is boring! Paul: This isn't a date! I said I was going to the store! Pokey: Then why did you invite me? Paul: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me." Then you said, "fuck you Paul I'll do whatever I want!

[vorpalmuchness]

Crapface: Ow, my armkle!

Jack Bauer: Your what?

Mouthface: He means his wrist

[incorrecthatchetfield]

[rentumblsstuff]

Ruth: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Steph: Well I’m not really much of a bracelet person…

Ruth: You don’t have to wear it.

Steph: No, I’m never taking it off, fuck off.

[d20-lesbian]

AS PROMISED. PART 3 OF INCORRECT NPMD!!! AS ALWAYS SPOILERS BELOW THE BREAK!!!

anyway!!! before I sign off this post, what do y'all think about me making stuff like thos for other hatchetfield universes? like Nightmare Time, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, or even a dedicated post to The Lords in Black? would y'all like that? Feel free to reply in reblogs, tags, comments, asks or even PM's!!!!!!!

[sandwich2451]

I'm genuinely going insane bc this implies that there's a timeline in which starkid characters in a ted nivison and eddie burback wombo combo aesthetic go to every rainforest cafe

personally i think its either ted w paul (ted as ted, paul as eddie) or the nerd trio (ruth and richie as ted, pete as eddie) bonus thats where they meet steph who's buying plushies. um. steph has been infected w the rainforest cafe craze by max

in some timeline's future, hatchetfield has a rainforest cafe and the nerds celebrate steph's 21st there. they get jumpscared by that freaky tree in the gift shop

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[misterpseudonym]

[arkrow]