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#I really hope we get a season 2#the completely made up adventures of dick turpin#dick turpin#tcmudodt#noel fielding#the mighty boosh#mighty boosh#text post#text posts#Dick Turpin text posts#tpp incorrect quotes#Dick Turpin incorrects#queer#lgbt#gay#jupiterslifelessmoons
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buddy: why are juno and peter sitting with their backs to each other
rita: they had a fight
buddy: then why are they holding hands?
rita: they get sad when they fight
#incorrect quotes#incorrect penumbra quotes#incorrect juno steel quotes#juno steel#the penumbra podcast#peter nureyev#tpp#jupeter#buddy aurinko#rita [redacted]#rita penumbra
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Nureyev as Rex: Let me buy you a drink. Shipment directly from earth. [pouring drink] Jaeger?
Juno, Martian with the music taste of a middle aged dad, sweating: Jaeger?..as in Moves Like ??
#moves like jagger#maroon 5#this isn't even funny but I cackled writing this#there is something wrong with me#tpp incorrect quotes#tpp#juno steel#junoverse#the penumbra#the penumbra podcast#tpp juno#the penumbra fandom#peter nureyev#tpp peter
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[the sides discussing what they’d wish for if they were given a wish]
Logan: I would wish for everyone of us to receive of a wish.
Roman: Typically wishing for more wishes is considered taboo.
Logan: Then I would wish for that taboo to be lifted, as well as an additional wish. And with that additional wish I would wish for all of us to receive a wish.
Virgil: You can’t do that. If you did that, you might as well wish for a million wishes.
Logan: An excellent idea. I wish for a million wishes, then.
#source: the penumbra podcast#sanders sides#sanders sides incorrect quotes#roman sanders#virgil sanders#logan sanders#I just realized tpp would make for great incorrect quote material so. I’m doing this now#(also may or may not be writing an au)
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*onboard the Carte Blanche*
Juno: Uhhhhh……Buddy? What’re you wearing?
Buddy: My emotions darling, stress couture—
#this could logically be at any point during S3#I am not wrong#source: mlp#buddy aurinko#Juno steel#the aurinko crime family#tpp#the penumbra podcast#incorrect quotes
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Rita: here’s a password cracker
Juno, faux shocked: Rita! Isn’t that illegal ?
Rita, absolutely done: shut the fuck up and do your job
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slip, high as fuck: you think the wind is ever tryna tell us somethin we don't know how to hear it anymore?
petya, slightly concerned: I just want you to stop saying odd shit
#he has a point tho#/ref to a tiktok audio#tpp#the penumbra podcast#junoverse#peter nureyev#slip jackson#slipetya#tpp incorrect quotes
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Someone: You're a good man.
Michael: I'm not. Either. But thanks!
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i am fuelled on caffeine and 9 full hours of sleep. i have been piecing together evidence from all these different parts for the past half an hour. let's theorise.
ok so what i can't stop thinking about is the "you didn’t come for me when I called." EXSQUEEZE ME??? slip called out for nureyev? when why where how what???
i can't help but feel like this has something to do with hadestown being a song that is told again and again, an inescapable tragedy. i am OBSESSED with that idea after listening to the soundtrack, it's such a good idea and makes it exciting for both the audience and the people working on the production!!! but back to your fic.
was slip dragged down to hadestown and he called out to nureyev, but nureyev never came for him? SLIP EURYDICE CODED???
but then slip is the king of hadestown so surely he's hades?? so maybe he works his way up and he drags nureyev down so they can be together again, and the cycle starts all over because this means that juno comes down to save nureyev.
but who tf is persephone??? if slip is hades, nureyev is persephone surely??? but nureyev is also eurydice??? *screams*
buddy said something about how something has happened to persephone. nureyev was absolutely fine (to my knowledge) when she said that, so that points to what mia said about benten being persephone. especially with him saying they have FLOWERS??? wtf??
makes so much sense for nureyev to be the one slip is after though. he's created this whole place so he can get to nureyev, so they can be together again, but in doing so he's turned himself into someone nureyev can't love.
maybe none of this is coherent idk. i'm just. i remember i said something about slip being vaguely eurydice coded and you and jay were like hmmm. interesting. and then you fuckign throw this in my face. fuck you. how am i meant to piece this together WHAT IS GOING ON—
@smidgen-of-hotboy explain. rn
SONG FOR A CAGED LOVEBIRD: PART 10
wahoo!!! yippie!!!! part 10 and over 10k written!! let's go!!!!
this part is like. lowkey weird to me. and i don't know why. lmk if any choices i made here were a bad/weird idea bc i feel like some of them might have been lmao
MY PERSONAL CARTE BLANCHE CREW: @smidgen-of-hotboy @ceaseless-watchers-special-girl @urjover @one-joe-spoopy @waters-and-the-wilde @demonic-panini @the-private-eye
Nureyev struggled to get his jaw working as he stared at the man across the room.
It was Slip.
Slip Jackson.
How was he…. How was he here?
He knew he had known this man when they were kids. They had been close, Nureyev supposed, from the fragments of memories he had of him.
Until the winter got a hold of Slip, and he disappeared into the night.
Nureyev never saw him again.
Slip had changed. He was taller, of course, and not nearly as skinny, his hair shot through with white and grey, perfectly complimenting the neat black suit he wore. His eyes looked harder. Not so much careworn as workworn, sharp and clever. His mouth was set into a stunning grin. In the buttonhole of a suit jacket was a perfect, red dahlia.
Nureyev had to look away at that point. He couldn’t look at that dahlia without thinking of his dahlia, left behind on the surface, probably was wondering where he was by now. Probably out in the snow looking for him. Probably confused and scared and- why are you like this, why do you make these choices that hurt other people and only benefit you, what’s the matter with you-
“What’s the matter, Petya? Don’t you remember me?”
He shook off the guilt and tried to think. He couldn’t remember a lot of their time together. He remembered laughing, an echo of a feeling warmer than the glow of the sun, braiding flowers into long, auburn hair, and splitting an apple, fresh off the tree, with a small, bone-handled knife, the same one he carried now in his left pocket. Nothing concrete. Nothing to explain why he now stood in front of this man, who was now the king of the Underworld.
He shook his head slowly.
Slip’s grin slid slowly off his face. His voice was far deeper than Peter could ever remember having heard before. “What do you mean? I thought you’d be happy to see me again.”
There was a faint sense of panic bubbling up in him now. He began to get the strange sense that admitting his lack of memory was a bad idea, but he just kept shaking his head.
“Well, then. Allow me to jog your memory. My name is Slip. Slip Jackson. We knew each other as teenagers. We were practically inseparable. Spent every day together. We were in love. We were going to run away together until I caught pneumonia one night and passed away. That would be as much of the story as you know, I think.”
Nureyev liked to think he remembered most of the big pieces of his time with Slip, but the two of them being ‘in love’ was new. He examined his memories a bit more closely. He did seem to recall a few shy kisses, huddled in the alleyway behind a bar, and maybe a few cuddles. Nothing concrete. Nothing to suggest they were ever in love.
“What I would like to know from you, Petya, is why you didn’t come for me when I called.”
The confusion must have been obvious on his face, because Slip sighed deeply before continuing.
“Oh come on, I know it’s been a long time, Petya, but I didn’t realize you would have forgotten so much about us! Surely you remember our little games and the fairy tales we liked to tell each other.”
Nureyev opened his mouth to speak.
And then the vague fear cemented itself into solid, steel panic.
He couldn’t speak.
He couldn’t speak.
His throat and lungs had already felt strange, empty and airy and wet and sticky all at the same time, like the air in them wasn’t escaping through his nose but his throat instead. He initially thought it was just a side effect of being- dead? Was he actually dead? It didn’t matter. Whether or not he was dead, there was nothing coming out of his mouth.
He tried again in case it was a fluke, but with the same results. Nothing.
His voice was just.
Gone.
“Ah, I suppose I should have mentioned that to you sooner, Petya,” Slip said gently, ushering a barely conscious and panicking Peter over to a chair in front of the large mahogany desk at the center of the room. “Sometimes, the ways people die on the surface have…. side effects in the afterlife. I’m afraid your death is such a case.”
He settled into his chair behind the desk and began shuffling some papers around. “I am looking into a way to get your voice back but chances of a good outcome are low, I’m afraid. Past experiments haven’t exactly been promising. But in the meantime, you are more than welcome to work for me! You wouldn’t be paid, but it would be something to do to pass the time.”
Peter was staring, mouth slightly open. He was pissed now, anger rising in his heart like a hurricane flood. What kind of bullshit was this? He got murdered by the henchmen of a childhood friend/lover who he barely remembered, dragged down to the Underworld, only to be told his voice is now gone, perhaps forever. All he wanted was a job. All he wanted was to get away from poverty and trouble.
And now he was right back in it.
Slip got up from his seat behind the desk and tried to block Nureyev’s path to the door, babbling something about giving them more time to find a solution and how all he wanted was for Petya to stay a while longer.
Nureyev punched him straight in the jaw. He didn’t give a shit anymore.
Slip stumbled backward onto the floor and Nureyev glided over him in two long, neat strides. He was out of the door and down the hallway in two more. By the time he had reached the front door, several of the henchmen who had brought him here earlier were barreling down the hallway after him.
But the funny thing about being dead is that you lose a lot of what makes you human. Heartbeat. Breathing. Pain. And without those, it becomes a whole lot easier to disappear.
And Nureyev had already been a master of disappearances while living.
He was already safely tucked away in a nearby alley by the time the executives charged out into the street in search of him. More of a ghost than any of the souls here could ever hope to be. He watched as they walked straight past him, never knowing that he was only a few feet away from them. He could reach out and brush the dust off of one of their lapels, but he stayed as still and silent as a stone statute. As soon as they were gone, he huffed out a quiet sigh of relief before the anger began to fade away and the reality of his situation hit him.
He was alone, penniless, and voiceless in a strange city a thousand miles from home.
He had nothing to his name except, well, his name.
He was helpless, a child who walked into the deep end of a pool too soon and was now floundering.
In spite of his best efforts, Peter Nureyev began to cry again.
What was that saying that Buddy was always so fond of repeating? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He supposed, in some sick and twisted way, that he deserved this. He had made this situation, and now he had to live with it. Gods, he hated that he was like this.
Pull yourself together, Nureyev. You’ve gotten out of tougher deals than this.
He took a minute to breathe and pull himself together. He had no plan, but was almost prepared to go before he noticed the figure standing off to his left, watching him. Instinctively, he leaped up and grabbed the knife from his pocket, holding it out in their direction. The figure raised their arms in surrender.
“Whoa, I didn’t mean to scare you! I’m sorry! I just- you were sitting here all by yourself, and well, I thought you looked a little lonely. Do you need any help?”
Nureyev opened his mouth to make a snarky comment in return, but no sound came out. He silently cursed his rotten luck.
“Ohhh, did you lose your voice?” The figure took a few steps closer into the light.
The knife nearly dropped from Nureyev’s hand once he saw the man’s face. This person was….
That was Benzaiten Steel. Peter would have bet his life on it.
He was nearly an exact replica of Juno if life hadn’t been quite so tough on him. Same wide and curious eyes, same nose, same jaw, same glimmer of mischief and compassion lurking at the edges of his expression, dressed in denim overalls, heavy work boots, and grease-stained shirt. Juno didn’t talk about his brother often, but when he did, it was always with no small amount of pain and grief. He had always wondered what had happened between the two of them that had caused Juno so much hurt. Now, perhaps he could find out.
Nureyev hesitated, considering his options, then nodded, and dropped the knife back down to his side.
“Shit,” Ben said, real concern lacing his voice as he dropped his hands. “And you’re new here too, aren’t you? I can’t say I’ve seen you before.”
Nureyev nodded again.
Ben blew out a long breath, clearly thinking. His brow furrowed in the same way Juno’s did when he was trying to work out a particularly tricky problem. Gods, he missed him.
“Okay then, you’re gonna stick with me from here on out, okay? Heyyyy, don’t give me that look. Everyone who comes down here thinks they can take care of themselves, but they can’t. They always need help. And I’m gonna be your helper! Oh, and where are my manners! My name is Benzaiten, but you can call me Ben. And because you definitely can’t tell me your name, I’m going to call you… Glass. Because your glasses are broken. Is that okay with you? I thought it would be. I am pretty good at naming things, if I do say so myself. I can fix your glasses when we get back to the party.”
A party? Down here? Nureyev narrowed his eyes. That seemed… suspicious.
“Ah. That’s right. Well, you didn’t hear this from me,” Ben said, lowering his voice conspiratorially, “but when the bosses aren’t looking, some of us like to have a little fun. A little wine, a little dancing, a few flowers here and there… it does wonders for the soul, I’ll tell ya. I’ll introduce you to the whole gang, Glass!”
The faintest of smiles crept across Nureyev’s face. Perhaps something worthwhile might come out of this disaster after all.
#tpp hadestown au#sorry if none of this makes sense and is entirely incorrect. just had to get my pain and confusion out there#also i know in the musical the loop is meant to start again with the same characters#but you're clearly doing something interesting with that idea. trying to figure out what it is *pulls out the red string board*
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3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
gonna be honest brother i block bad takes on sight and forget 😂 the one where someone said ocelot didnt have a torture kink always cracks me up tho like. thats not a just bad take thats wholly incorrect.
12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
i agree with what you said on huey, i dont LIKE huey as a person but he is a very interesting and very well written character, and i think if you don't appreciate that, you lose a lot.
additionally i think people should talk about pequod more. i dont think hes disliked per se but he just doesnt come up much. we know literally nothing about him. hes adorable. he has a funny little mustache. he does anything you ask. please love him.
16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
i dont know how prevalent it is tbh because i dont look for it, but i personally dont like ocelhira where they genuinely both like each other. esp not lovey dovey/fluff/soft shit between them. ocelot may be neutral towards or even like kaz, but i dont think kaz likes him at all. i think kaz is jealous of how ocelot's known and worked with big boss much longer than he has, and wasnt informed about him until after everything had gone to shit. he only ever wanted to be big boss's equal, and discovering secrets like this i think would destroy any notion he had of actually being equal to him.
post-tpp i could maybe see it a little more because kaz has been informed about v and vowed to work against big boss. sure, theyre working toward opposite goals irt big boss BUT they are also on a more even ground. kaz can view ocelot as an equal rather than someone hes losing a race to, because he no longer cares to have a relationship with bb.
his vendetta against big boss is personal. he has no such thing against ocelot anymore. and i could see something coming of that.
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
i need cobra content. i need missions i need shenanigans i need whatever-the-hell-kind-of-weird-family-they-have dynamics.
or just more of the sorrow and sorrowjoy in general.
from here!
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Before A Heist
Buddy: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Rita: Vespa's!
Vespa: Fuck shit up out there but don't die.
Jet: Outstanding.
#vespa ilkay#buddy aurinko#the penumbra podcast#tpp#tpp incorrect quotes#incorrect tpp#incorrect junoverse#jet siquiliak#jet squilak#jet siquliak#rita penumbra#rita [redacted]
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Ruby 7: *a series of whistles varying in tone and pitch*
Juno: What Ruby said- get in, loser. We're committing vehicular manslaughter.
#juno steel#ruby 7#is this in season 4 idk I haven't been mentally prepared to listen to it yet#the penumbra podcast#incorrect tpp#tpp#tpp incorrect quotes#incorrect juno steel quotes#incorrect quotes#when trouble arises i simply queue
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Season 2 Juno: I will live and I will love but by God I will not laugh
#tpp incorrect quotes#the lady has been through it#the penumbra podcast#juno steel#junoverse#the penumbra#tpp#the penumbra fandom#tpp juno
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Rita: Soon I’ll be strong enough to punch the Sun.
Juno: No Rita.
Rita: YES Rita!! I’m gonna punch the SUN!
Juno: Rita. No.
Juno: You don’t punch the Sun.
Juno: *Pulls out a gun*
Juno: We’re taking it down with style.
Peter:
#the penumbra podcast#tpp#incorrect tpp#penumbra podcast#podcasts#juno steel#jupeter#i love rita#get the reference do you get it#tally hall#ruler of everything
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(Earlier seasons/pre-canon)
Juno: please let the rest of my New Years Day be quiet ……… okay, I guess I can go home now—
Mick: oH! HEY THERE JJ!!!
Juno: —see there is no God.
#tpp#the penumbra fandom#incorrect quotes#source: saiki k#juno steel#mick mercury#the penumbra podcast
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*tpp season 2 finale*
Juno: something something something smile
Peter: get in loser we're going shopping
#tpp#the penumbra podcast#tpp spoilers#tpp spoiler#the most spoiler#the spoilerest#tpp incorrect quotes#incorrect penumbra#incorrect penumbra podcast quotes#incorrect tpp
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