#incorrect junoverse

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Nureyev as Rex: Let me buy you a drink. Shipment directly from earth. [pouring drink] Jaeger?

Juno, Martian with the music taste of a middle aged dad, sweating: Jaeger?..as in Moves Like ??

[bamfwizard]

slip, high as fuck: you think the wind is ever tryna tell us somethin we don't know how to hear it anymore?

petya, slightly concerned: I just want you to stop saying odd shit

[inlovewithbuddyaurinko]

Before A Heist

Buddy: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Rita: Vespa's!

Vespa: Fuck shit up out there but don't die.

Jet: Outstanding.

[inlovewithbuddyaurinko]

-buddy aurinko

(Really the entire aurinko crime family)

i'm so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me*

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Juno: *bleeding out* blood loss? No i didn’t loose it, I know exactly where the blood is

[detective-pigeon]

Jet: Drive it like you stole it. But you stole it because you loved it and you would not like to see it damaged. Basically, drive carefully.

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Juno: Meh we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

Buddy: you mean cross darling

Juno: meh we’ll figure that out later

[notreyev]

nureyev: what are you doing, juno?

juno: your mom

nureyev:

[chalkbird]

nureyev: it just feels nice to be wanted, you know?

juno: but not by the LAW-

[the-wild-thistle]

Peter Nureyev: I’m afraid I don’t tell anyone my name. It would take someone very special for me to tell it now.

Also Peter five seconds later: hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here’s M̴̯͘͝y̴͎̻̲̩̝̍̿ ̴̧̨̘̘̰́͊ṙ̶̗̺͖̤͇̒̃͝e̶̝̦̅á̶̡̠̼̰͐̌l̶̡̢̯̏ ̵̹͑̔́͐n̵͙̮̓̇͊̚͝à̸͔̰̻̣͈͗m̸̤̫̏̿e̷̢̧̩͝

[desertflowerbowling]

Buddy: You know, you’re quite skilled, Vespa.

Vespa: I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night! We are not having a moment!

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Season 2 Juno: I will live and I will love but by God I will not laugh

[gradually-watermel0n]

i owe that prompt generator my life

[ID: Multiple screenshots from a prompt generator. The first one reads:

Jon: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Martin: Put spaghetti in it.

Jon: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you.

Tim: Put spaghetti in it.

Jon: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Sasha: Put spaghetti in it.

Jon: I'm no longer taking suggestions

And the last screenshot reads:

Buddy: Time for plan G.

Rita: Don’t you mean plan B?

Buddy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Jet: What about plan D?

Buddy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Juno: What about plan E?

Buddy: I’m hoping not to use it. Ransom dies in plan E.

Vespa: I like plan E.

End ID]

[inlovewithbuddyaurinko]

Juno: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Nureyev, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

[randomfangirl330]

Incorrect Juno Steel Quote

Juno: Falco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Puck: I don't know. Are you thinking "Holy shit! Holy Shit! A swordfish almost went through my head?" If so, yes.

(Source: Get Smart)

[hyperionsteel]

Juno: it costs $400 to see a therapist

Juno: but it’s free to tell yourself, “it do be like that sometimes”

Rita: what? Mistah Steel, no-