#incorrect watamote

[thewatamotezone]

Mrs. Kuroki: Yes, I'm Tomoko's mom, and no, I don't want to know what she's been up to. It's called plausible deniability.

[incorrectpepperann]

Pepper Ann: I studied so much that I feel like I'm turning stupid...

Nicky: .................

[thewatamotezone]

If Yuri was a doctor

Yuri: Hi, how are you?

Patient: I'm well, thanks.

Yuri: Get out then.

[thewatamotezone]

(Tomoko x Yuri)

Tomoko: I saw this and it made me think of us

Tomoko: (sends Yuri a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn getting married)

Yuri: Sigh.

Tomoko: Is that a dreamy sigh?

Yuri: You know it's not.

[thewatamotezone]

I'm as happy as a clam. You know, that animal that's known for its wide range of displayed emotion.

Yuri

[thewatamotezone]

Tomoko: Yuri-chan! I've finally figured out why you're having so much trouble being liked!

Yuri: Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm.

[thewatamotezone]

Tomoko: I am NOT riding the bus! No! NO! Everyone rides the bus! It's NAAASTY!

Tomoki: Well you're nasty!

Tomoko: NO I'M NOT!!!!

[thewatamotezone]

Tomoko: What are you listening to?

Tomoko: *grabs earbud*

Yoshida: No wai-

Tomoko:

Yoshida:

Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. "Oh bother!" Exclaimed Pooh.

[thewatamotezone]

Komi: You won't hit me, I've got a witness!

Yoshida: Turn around, Kuroki.

Tomoko: *turns around*

Komi: ... Kuroki?

[thewatamotezone]

*Tomoko and Yuri are trying to come up with an idea for a movie*

Tomoko: Coming up with ideas is hard.

Yuri: It's not easy...

Tomoko: ... how about instead of coming up with something original, we make a sequel to something that's already been made?

Yuri: No.

Tomoko: Do you have a better idea?

Yuri: ... what were you thinking of, exactly? A sequel to what?

Tomoko: A really awesome movie that's left wide open for a sequel! That's just begging to have one made!

*later*

Yuri, after reading Tomoko's script for "The Shawshank Redemption 2: Taking Back New York": ... Not only is this a complete disgrace to the original film, but it's quite possibly the most inane script ever written.

Tomoko: Yuri-chan, you just don't understand my genius!

Yuri: I have the feeling nobody else will, either.

[thewatamotezone]

Tomoko: Multiplayer video games are bad for health, heart, and emotional well-being. Cut them out of your diet. Now.

Tomoki: Did you lose again?

Tomoko: >:(

[thewatamotezone]

Tomoko: It's weird how they made up an entire animal species for a PlayStation game.

Komi: They didn't. Bandicoots are real.

Tomoko: O.O

[thewatamotezone]

Komi: Worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.

Tomoko: IDK meth is pretty fucking bad.

[thewatamotezone]

Komi: Okay but why the fuck do you blackout when all your Pokemon faint?

Yuu: 'Cause I'm sad.

Tomoko: Your Pokemon can't protect you anymore, so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you.

[thewatamotezone]

Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing.

Sachi

[thewatamotezone]

Sachi: How deep do you think this hole is?

Minami: I don't know, maybe we should throw a rock down there or something?

Sachi: Got it!

Sachi: *pushes Minami down the hole*