#inside fights and stuff

[jewelsli]

Not that I don’t love when Bruce’s kids outperform him and give him heart attacks, but I think it’s funnier when the kids think they are better fighters/spies/infiltrators/etc. then him but he’s just so proud so he lets them think that they are.

I think that Babs would be a really good hacker, the best in the family, but Tim, who thinks that he is the next best(and is still scarily good) has no idea that Bruce only let him think that he broke his record of hacking into secret organizations.

Dick is amazing at acrobatics, and centers his fighting style around it much more. He even won gold in the Olympics for gymnastics! Bruce doesn’t want to tell him that he trained under several gymnasts, contortionists, even ballerinas!!! and has the acrobatic fighting style mastered, so he (within reason) let’s his kid win on most occasions, he doesn’t need to fake loosing on trapeze though(I am still giving the kids SOME things they are better at…)

Cass knows that nobody can lie to her, she can spot everyone’s tells and knows most people better then they know themselves. Bruce is, however, extremely paranoid and also has a kryptonian he works with regularly. He lies so well that he can convince himself he’s telling the truth(which is literally the point in case of advanced lie detectors), and so what if he lets some of his tells be more obvious around his baby, he’s so proud of her for picking up such small things! And while Bruce is AMAZING at reading people, he can’t beat Cass, it is however much closer matched then the others think.

Let’s be honest, Bruce is banned from the kitchen and isn’t good at cooking… or so everyone thinks. While he’s not as good as Alfred or even Jason he could whip up something Gordon Ramsey would be proud of if he actually tried to.

Damian in the best fighter with swords, this is undisputed. Bruce just hopes none of his kids find his crate of custom katanas in the attic, if they do then he’ll say they are for Damian.

Tim is an amazing investigator, so good in fact, that Bruce has trusted him on his hardest cases. Everyone assumes this is because Tim is a better detective then Bruce, but he just loves seeing how proud his kid gets when he gets a breakthrough.

Batman doesn’t kill, Red hood does, everyone in their right minds knows that’s a lie. Before Robin came along, leaders of drug operations or terrorists would disappear into the night, never to be seen again. The only people who don’t seem to know this are the Bats children themselves. Sometimes you can still hear a cut off scream in the dark before the news announces a missing person that everyone just knew was doing something horrible, criminals are more wary on nights that the Bats brood are in. And people running trafficking rings pray that it’s the Hood when a knock sounds, the bat doesn’t give those people the mercy of death.

All of the bat kids know more languages then Bruce, and they keep learning more to throw him off, for a family of detectives they really should have thought about the fact that Bruce traveled the entire world, he knows ancient languages and the words that world in other galaxies use, if he could speak Martian then he would have learned it by now, he still does know that part that he’s able to learn.

Idk I just need more of Bruce being skilled at SO many things while his kids are like “oh yeah Bruce? He’s good but I could defeat him easily” and Bruce just so proud of his babies when they do ANYTHING.

Bonus:

Tim made a plan to neutralize Superman at some point, it wasn’t as good as Bruce’s but he replaced it so fast. When he later uses it to take down mind controlled or something Supes Red Robin is watching.

Nobody notices that Batman whispers something to Superman before he goes deathly pale and acts like the plan is working so well he immediately gets defeated. As for what Batman said to him? It was basically ‘Clark(they aren’t supposed to know identities here btw) my kid made this plan and I swear to every mortal and immortal force that if you don’t take the fall right now you will regret it for the rest of your life” and Batman was usually scary but this was like, God will cower before him terrifying and it scared evil Superman so much he went along with it.

Res Robin was smiling so brightly that later Clark honestly couldn’t be mad at the Bat.

Edit: I forgot to add this but unbeknownst to EVERYONE (including Alfred somehow) Bruce can and will stay awake longer then Tim and his drinks are somehow worse in terms of caffeination. The difference is that on the fourteenth day with no sleep everyone thinks it’s only been three even though he is Vividly hallucinating. The ability to hide his lack of sleep for the first week and a half leads them to believe he’s actually the worst at staying up since on what they think is his fourth day of no sleep (it’s his seventeenth) he’s talking to an apparently very vivid hallucination of Alfred the Cat in a suit and a Tiger named Tawny(he had met the tiger earlier that week) and having a civilized conversation with them

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Underwater battle, underwater run Underwater ripple and some underwater fun

In Skyrim, we paddle paddle

I think it's a little disappointing that we can have waterbreathing effects in Skyrim, but we can't attack or shout. Which means we're completely vulnerable against the slaughterfish. I want to yell at fish pls

I mean we don't have underwater dungeon in Skyrim to begin with, but there are chests in the water. It's annoying when I can't swim in peace. Gonna loot fast.

Bonus:

In ESO, we die

[kebriones]

When will they make a scifi iliad movie

[salty-an-disco]

you ever resent a character's popularity because of how most of the fans reduce them to their characterization in a single scenerio instead of observing how they are in other circumstances as well?

[theweirdestroller]

Y'all really like the Smokes and Magnus posts!

So obviously you're getting more!!

Due to Smokescreen coming into the picture later than in canon, the last key is kinda... Lost, to both factions. No one know who this guy in the last set of encryptions is. All they know is that this guy is very important and likely knows the location of the last omega key (how on earth does the rest of the omega key/lock plotline go if smokescreen isn't there?? surprisingly close to canon, but i'm still working out all the kinks)

Arcee and Jack get to meet Ultra Magnus, who Arcee knows and respects, and tumbling out behind him is- That's the guy from the omega key stuff!

Magnus is very confused as to how everybody seems to know his little buddy when his little buddy knows exactly none of them personally.

So- Breakdown and the phase shifter are kinda with Optimus at this point in time (no, breakdown does not get to steal the possible next prime position from smokescreen) But!! When Breakdown and Optimus later rejoin the Autobots, Smokescreen will get his preferred relic of choice. (in the meantime, magnus has a whole arsenal he can use as he pleases)

Oh, and, apparently, Wheeljack likes none of the new Autobots. The first is Breakdown, for very obvious reasons, the next are Magnus and Smokey. Ultra Magnus because he already hates him in canon and Smokescreen because Smokescreen is clearly very close to Magnus and respects him. They're besties! These new guys are not fun in his opinion. And he likes reminding all of them about this. (well, he enjoys reminding magus and bd. with smokes, well- smokes will look like a kicked puppy if someone is too mean to him. instead, jackie teaches the kid to gamble. it doesn't end well)

Does Breakdown want to punch Wheeljack? Kind of. Very much so. But he's an Autobot now and besides, some of Wheeljack's ire is deserved, they were enemies for a long time after all.

[sentient-mawce]

Some weird stuff

Animation of me punching out my friends extra cartilage or something

I made two versions. My art is weird.

[starsinboots]

@lem0nicle SORRY I LOST YOUR ASK I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED IT TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT LOL ANYWAYS

i have MANY favourite star wars moments BUT my all-time favourite has to be the scene in the Solo movie where Han goes "this is a thermal detonator (makes clicking noise with his mouth) that i JUST ARMED." peak comedy. i quote it all the time. i giggled out loud when i first saw the movie.

also here's your thrawn :-)

[hamster-princess3]

Sup folks

hello hoomans, i come from the lands of you*ube shorts, reading your fanfics and reddit, and have decided to stop admiring this fever dream from afar and am now jumping straight in head first without any knowlege on how this site works. (im praying this is posting to my main page thingy and not someone elses blog somehow)

A lil abt me

age: you dont get this one (but i am a minor)

Gender/pronouns: tf if i know, i like more netrual ones but whatever is fine (i think im gender fluid and agender but idk, imposters syndrome makes this shit hard to figure this out)

Name: another great question! u can call me Harley ig ill update this if that changes

hobbies n intrests n stuff:

drawing (digital and traditional), Cosplay, baking, writing (never finish it tho): , i like science and wanna be an astronaut so thats sthm ig,

Misc: i live in Hawai'i, ADHD, likes cats and the colours purple and teal, idk what else to put, ill update this as i rember.ive bee

[worstloki]

ok ok im thinking about ace fx having a crush on MQ and they're friends it's chill for 800 years and FX is very happy with it because no one is going to take his place with MQ since their relationship is pretty unique and special with all the fighting and working together amazingly and it's not like MQ is going to get a love interest with his cultivation but then XL returns and the book plot happens and MQ mentions switching cultivation paths because XL seems happy not having to worry about the abstinence stuff and it does seem like a troublesome criteria when there are so many other paths open to take on instead BUT FX is like. NO. he keeps arguing on it. he comes up with reasons that make a bit of sense but really he does not want MQ to consider potential love interests because they're not going to be him!! fx doesn't want anything to do with romance either but if mq isn't going to have his vows in the way what's stopping him from being *more* friends with other people? what's stopping him from finding someone to have sex with and obviously that person will mean more to him than FX will? he does not want to lose his friend :(

[cent-scratchnsniff]

l-o-v-e l-o-v-e

[captainmvf]

"If CB jumped off a cliff, would you?"

-Testing stuff out with my new setup since I have sparkling new applications to relearn.

[another-clive-blog]

clive

This started as a "character wearing their worst trauma on their shirt" meme redraw, but then I got too invested lol

So now it's an AU : what if Constance wasn't that rich and Clive had to earn money other ways

[lantern007]

My most hated question when filling out forms about my chronic pain is ‘when did this start/how long has this been going on?’ Because… I don’t know a life without pain.

Like my parents have, for the most part, taken my health seriously and I have been seeing doctors about pain, consistently, since high school. But I also saw a doctor in elementary school because of joint pain, and that’s not even mentioning the *chronic* headaches that I know trace back to **at least** first grade. Because I remember making myself sick with water consumption because people told me I was just dehydrated and needed to drink water… it never helped, I just had a stomach so full of water I could feel it sloshing around. And that’s not even mentioning the constant bruising as a toddler, significantly more than my friends, or the trigger thumb I developed in preschool (something that most people get in their 80’s).

So when did this all start??? Unironically? When I was three years old (or roughly can’t remember the exact age of trigger thumb but it was close)

But I feel like I can’t say that. So I say 2016, because ???

Honestly I’m not sure, that’s around when my parents really started taking my pain seriously (reference: turns out the shoulder pain I was complaining about for months wasn’t me being dramatic and was instead impingement and collar bone dislocation—I don’t even blame my parents, because yeah, that’s on them, but also, I know that both of them feel guilty about not listening to me the 4th time I was begging them to go to pt, 3rd time for my shoulders specifically)

I don’t understand how people are never in pain. Because the only times in recent memory I know I was pain free is when I was drunk. And I can’t even get that drunk anymore (though I was very careful about limiting how often I got drunk for pain relief because that’s a slippery slope)

I think I’ve had pain free moments in my life, but I also know I’ve been in pain since at least third grade (disregarding the chronic headaches). And I know I was in pain a lot when I was younger (a lot of that is blocked out but I know I was in pain)

From friends and family for a long time I was just a ‘dramatic little girl’ because I was in pain. My swim coach once told me that my dad told him that I was a bit of a hypochondriac (I was so young I didn’t know what that meant, but he told me and that moment is burned into my mind. Again, I don’t even hold my dad accountable for that because I know if he remembers that happening he would feel extremely guilty for it now—i also would not be surprised to find out my swim coach just told me that because he never believed me even when I was in pt three times a week and had to bring notes from my physical therapist to swim meets so that I would be allowed to compete while my shoulders were taped up)

It’s hard when you grow up in pain. Because everyone else I know with chronic illness or pain has a rough estimate of when it started.

I don’t.

I’ve been referred to as peoples ‘disabled mother’ (a term that I love, don’t get me wrong, I love that I can help people navigate being disabled even if it’s because I don’t even know when I became disabled. I think I always have been and just couldn’t because I was a young girl ) because even though they’re only a year or two younger than me, I’ve accepted that I’m disabled for years now, and I had chronic pain and was disabled long before that. But as much as I love that I can help guide people, make them feel less broken and more heard (especially because they also had friends who would shame them for not taking care of themselves in a ‘if you’re in pain why haven’t you taken ibuprofen’ way and not a productive way), it hurts. And not even because I didn’t have someone to guide me like I provided them, but because they know when it started and they may even know the trigger. I don’t.

So far I’ve only read one book with a disabled protagonist (technically two but dragon lance doesn’t count because that was a *hot* minute ago), and as I was reading the pov character kept referring to ‘when she got sick’ and the grief that comes with slowly losing the ability to do what you love, and while I loved it and felt seen, the ‘when I got sick’ mantra bothered me. I brought it up to my sister, whose chronic pain started in her 20s, and she didn’t see a problem with it. She agreed with that assessment, and in a way it made me feel better because that is an experience people go through (and it’s valid, and I’m glad that that book captured that), I don’t have a defining moment I ‘got sick’. I don’t even think of my pain as being ‘sick’, it’s too much of a normal part of my life. It’s always been there.

And sure, I can point to specific moments when I truly loathe ability to do something because of pain. But even those moments had build up. Of course my hips got to the point I can’t walk more than a couple of blocks, I couldn’t stand long enough for a quick shower for months before then. There’s always a build up to the moments I lose something. The pain has always been here and it won’t ever leave.

I don’t think I’ll be walking full time by thirty, I fully expect to be an ambulatory wheelchair user by then, I already use a cane and a lot of days the cane is not enough but I want to be able to use one of my hands while walking so I make do. When I tell people this, even my physical therapist, they always respond with pity. A ‘why do you think that’ or ‘let’s not focus on the negatives’. But I don’t think of that as negative. It feels like a fact, and I’ve accepted it, if it’s not true, amazing, I will honestly probably celebrate that. But there’s a good chance that it will be. I’m not at the point of wondering if I need a wheelchair yet, but I like to keep my expectations low when it comes to my pain. Because I can’t find answers, only more medications that might help but will probably stop helping at some point.

When I go to the doctor, I don’t expect them to finally conduct a test that will diagnose me. I’ve been down that road too many times to get my hopes up. Blood tests will come back normal or barely outside the range of normal that they’re written off. Imaging will only show the small tear in my hip, I’ve been told my spine is so perfect that it could be used in medical textbooks. It is a textbook spine, so why does it hurt so much? It hurts to get your hopes up that this will finally answer questions and bring a diagnosis only to be told that everything is fine. Even with doctors who will still listen after and say something along the lines of ‘your tests don’t show anything wrong, but I want to put you on *insert medication* because it should help manage the symptoms you’re having.’

I am so lucky with my support system, and my doctors. Every single person I hear talk about their medical journey on line horrifies me with their story of not being listened to for years. I’m so lucky, and yet there’s still no answers. I don’t think a doctor has ever outright said I’m too young, or I don’t meet whatever, I’ve been listened to and they’ve taken my pain seriously and have tried to help. I don’t know of a single other person who has had such a good experience that way. And my family and friends listen to my limits and check into make sure I’m ok and not pushing myself.

But even with that. It doesn’t take the pain away when another test comes back with normal or almost normal results. I don’t expect them to anymore, and I have resigned myself to the fact that I can’t get to the specialists who might be able to do more.

But whenever I see a new doctor, or have to fill out that fucking ‘was this related to a work place injury’ questionnaire that insurance companies send once a year (it wasn’t a work place injury last year, it won’t magically be one this year) and am asked ‘when did this all start’. I hate it, I hate it so much. And I have to scrape my mind for when I’ve said it started because ‘when I was three’ isn’t a good enough answer, and I fear saying the wrong time and being denied treatment (American health insure for the win).

My pain doesn’t have a start date. And its end date will be when I die. And I will live in pain until then. Because ‘when you can’t do what you do you do what can’ and what I can do is my hobbies until my pain eventually takes those away too. But not having a start date isn’t good enough, because then I’m just dramatic and don’t know what I’m talking about. At least I’ve figured out if I tell people about how my collar bone was dislocated for a year and a half they tend to shut up with the whole ‘you’re too young to be in that sort of pain’. Which I agree with. I am too young to be in this amount of pain. But it is what it is, so I’ll do what I can.

[freezinglemur]

"I Feel like I'm rotting..."

> You practically are. It is a wonder you are functional at all. You try not to think about it.

[bedforddanes75]

i was sick in december and it was the first time i was sick since i was like 7 or something and i miss it a lot but also it was WILD. like i was at the library and had been feeling sick all day but i was w my friends and i just went " ? please hold " walked to the bathroom (very calmly) and puked. i cant explain the vibe of it. it was so mad. like it was so chill. i left the bathroom and drank a full glass of water then waited about 4 seconds and then puked it all back up and then got driven home and i was wearing a nice shirt and i was like i am absolutely not getting sick on this so i undressed and i was just butt ass naked in my bathroom for a bit and then i went and got my dressing gown because as stated previously it was december and about two degrees celcius and then i was like ok im not moving im gonna wait for my mum so i can ask if i can stay in her bed in case i need to be sick again (im usually on a different floor to the bathroom so. bad) and then i ended up sat on the stairs wearing nothing but a tatty old dressing gown for like two hours and i could barely feel any part of me by the time she found me and it was Bad but also it was a vibe but then i went to bed and i was like ok im sleeping and i slept for an hour or so but i was so bored after that and no longer tired so i watched two full seasons of hannibal. best two days of my life. like i couldnt even adjust my body because it made me so nauseous so i just had to stay in the same position from like half 5 in the afternoon to midnight. mad. i miss it. anyway sorry i just wanted to talk about how great of an experience it was

[larkwinged]

although catalina’s genshin counterpart is very gentle and kind, there’s still an underlying sinister force inside her. like, as much as she was loved, she was also feared. many felt uneasy in her presence, and her divinity felt like this ghostly whisper in one’s ear.

she was feared bc she wasn’t only a queen known for her kindness and generosity, but a skilled swordswoman unafraid of the battlefield. before her and andrius signed a peace treaty, she forcefully fought him off her land. they butted heads more times than u could count on both hands.

and she very obviously needs to be feared in some capacity bc of who she’s based off of. she based off catalina wolfe— aka the ORIGINAL catalina and one of my very first ocs. and that woman was utterly despicable and chaotic evil. there was no justification to anything she did, and she was selfish beyond belief. and even though that was bc of the generational curse in her family, that’s not an excuse for the harm she caused to thousands.

catalina blair might be a more softer and kinder version of the original catalina, but deep down, there’s an evil lurking. and that evil comes out when her descendants decide to be idiots and revive her. she wastes no time in enacting her revenge, too.