#irl emeto

[tummieaching]

This was just a night after I threw up recently ... I was in bed with a bit of a nauseous belly, still recovering from the night before ... I decided I wanted to feel good so I took out my toy and started to listen to some of the wonderful puking audios on here to rub myself to ... one hand to rub myself and the other to press on my achy belly ... the moaning was feeling good but I started to burp some in between from the sour feeling in my belly, and it was starting to churn around and make my tummy hurt ... I had to keep swallowing but I got a weird feeling in my belly that it was going to come out the other end ... I went to the toilet with my toy and sat on it with my arms around my sore belly trying to push ... I was panting and moaning because it hurt so much, but one very wet and sour burp told me it was going to come up instead ... I didn't want to puke it up on the floor so I just dropped down, I didn't even have much time to pull my pants back up, so I used both hands to knead my hurting belly to try to bring something up ... I burped and burped and finally I felt it start to come up so I recorded ... it felt so good, I was glad I brought my toy to rub and moan while I puked ♡

[uremetomommy]

After stuffing myself with a little too much heavy, greasy foods, my belly felt like I could explode. But, I remembered you guys in that moment and decided I should chug some soda along with my already gurgly tummy. My tummy has been recovering from a 24 hour bug, so messing with it probably wasn’t a smart choice but I digress.

I barely got any soda in me before a burp brought a big torrent of almost projectile vomit all over my hand that was rubbing my sick tummy. I didn’t record this unfortunately. I ran to the sink, burping along the way, and washed my hand thinking it might be over. I was wrong. I should’ve known I was wrong because I could feel the remaining food sloshing about in my tummy. I burped a couple times over the sink (its a steel sink and sounds weird when liquid hits it, so it echoed back at me). My tummy pressed against the edge of the sink and I gagged, burped, and coughed up the remainders of my mistakes.

Afterward I was left with a rumbly, queasy belly that didn’t stop causing burps even hours after I had puked. :)

[sanesicksins]

made another 🤩 hope it’s better than the last one, at least mildly 😔

fun fact I actually made another few after the first one I posted and one I liked, but it’s too late to post it LOL rip!!

the size conversion I gotta do makes me violent.

[i-think-im-gunna]

Here's the video from a while back that I mentioned. It just kept happening and I could hardly breath in-between vomiting. It just wouldn't stop.

[sickwolf09]

I knew I was going to be home alone tonight for the first time in a while, so I decided to have a little fun with some yogurt and strawberry milk. Didn't feel too good when I came home from work (bit of a headache and my stomach already felt kind of funny), so I wasn't sure if I should go on with it, but I did anyway.

Started feeling really full after two yogurts and two of the bottles of strawberry milk, which was a bit weird, because they are usually not that heavy on my stomach and I had planned on drinking four. Took a couple of gulps of water and realized how queasy I felt already.

I opened the third bottle and took a couple of sips, but immediately knew I wasn't going to finish it. I felt so sick! I put the bottle away and grabbed the bucket in front of me.

[queasy-kitty]

so i finally tried puking on myself :3 this is the result of my banana and sprite challenge (i think i did it too slow) bc i had to gag myself at the end but i think yall will enjoy the result anyways

this puke was so thick and chunky. mostly banana chunks which made everything squisher and grosser. i wiped most of it off of me and then wiped up the thick chunks in the shower to flush down the toilet. anyways this experience was kinda super nasty and gross and way more real than i was ready for, but I really loved it and want to do it again sometime. video soon

[naughtyj3st3r]

The sound balancing in this one is even worse… I’m so sorry 🤣

When is someone going to invent a silent vibrator? 🤣🤣🤣

[fav-emeto]

Before my roommate left for work, she forced me to eat something. I'm so glad she left trash bags and paper towels next to my bed.

I so badly wish she could've stayed because it had felt so nice when she rubbed my back last night despite me making a mess.

[tummieaching]

From the other day ♡ I had thought that this audio didn't save after I recorded it, which was such a waste of a really nauseous puke ... but I just found it in my files ♡

I've been having an issue recently with motion sickness because of a medication I'm taking ... I finally puked while driving because of it ♡ I could feel my tummy getting really upset while I was driving and my burps got more and more wet and uncomfortable ... I was wearing tight pants that were already uncomfortable when I was sitting, but my bloated belly made them even tighter, I thought rubbing it a little while I was driving would help, but no ... I almost puked in my lap, but luckily I was able to pull into a parking lot, quickly empty a grocery bag and puke into it to give my belly some relief ♡ I was there for a good while ... the smell of it was making me nauseous, so when I felt like I was finished puking, I had to open the car door and dump my puke out onto the pavement ... I spent some time after laying down in my car seat and burping some nausea away but I puked up a tiny bit in my mouth and into my lap ... and I saw the barf splatter on the ground as I drove away ...

[uremetomommy]

I need more fat men who have round, nauseous tummies after a stuffing. I have a few videos on youtube that I’m rewatching through, and I genuinely need this genre to exist more.

Here’s a link to a youtube playlist I made of all of my favourite overstuffed nausea/vomit videos. Let me know if you have any recommendations.

[sanesicksins]

ate ice cream and drank water 😛 i can never drink more than half a gallon at once before i feel it lol also idk how some people can vomit so much, i always struggle 😩 anyway also here’s a pic, hope to do more art soon 🫡

[i-think-im-gunna]

I'm back. with a very nauseous tummy to boot.

[sicky-smut]

Please excuse my annoyingly heavy breathing, I’ve been having chest troubles tonight. But I can’t resist posting a good milkshake spew

[queasy-kitty]

little tiny puke from last night… my meds are all messed up since im jet lagged as hell, and I felt kinda sick so i chugged some milk and water and it came up very very easily lol. this recording literally ended while i was puking a third time bc my phone is out of storage 😵‍💫 I’ll delete some apps before this weekend lol

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[emetoflower]

Going Insane

I work at a hotel, and this wouldn't be the first emeto thing that has happened. However I have been thinking about this all day and I have to post about it; I feel like it may even be a good prompt for the writers out there!!

Two guys were staying with us for work, and I checked them in yesterday on my shift. This morning I'm back at work and one of them came the desk and said something along the lines of, "Hey, is there anyway I could have some of those white trash bags? I'm sorry to bother you...my buddy woke up really sick."

Like...he didn't say what was going on in there...but we all know...

Should have been like Yes absolutely. Actually it is totally a legitimate safety protocol that I come in the room and just see what is going on hahahha yeah I will just have to come in there see what is happening Observe it with My Eyeballs and such.

The way he said "his buddy," and how he thought to come to the desk and ask for the bags even though it's a weird request, man, I was thinking about this nonstop. Also wondering what his caretaking was like. This guy is just innocently trying to help his sick friend, and I am here blogging about it like a crazy person.

Anyway, I think the idea of two people staying at a hotel and one getting a stomach bug is a great storyline.

[fav-emeto]

Progress of an awful night -

me sick in bed

When I wanted to sleep, my tummy was so unsettled

I didn't really feel sick at first, so it came as a real shock when I rolled over in bed and my mouth suddenly filled completely. After projectile vomiting over the side of the bed, my roommate got me settled with a plastic bag and a cup of tea.

I was just laying there, trying not to move because I was afraid it could happen again.

At some point, I had to gag again

Almost empty now, there's only little dribbles coming up, no matter how violently my stomach contracts.

At first nothing came up and then every single gag was productive like back to back to back.

My throat hurts so badly now because I tried to be as quiet as possible, so my roommate wouldn't wake up. She already had to clean up my sick last night, I don't want to bother her again by throwing up the tea she made for me.

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