#it got a little long too

[basu-shokikita]

For the kiss thing ik this might not be a great pairing buuuuut 45 for Murderface and Nathan?

You're good anon, I did ask for MTL ships 😊

From this ask meme

45. (Kiss) out of anger

On the evening of his birthday, Nathan had said to Murderface that he could have anything he wanted. When Murderface asked what anything meant, Nathan simply repeated 'anything' with thinly veiled exasperation.

Murderface was caught off guard because the band wasn't usually this nice to him, and he said he needed time to think it over. Impatiently, Nathan left his room and Murderface was left to his own devices.

He knew he had to take advantage of this opportunity and request something that would normally be denied to him. Maybe to turn them into their slaves or something, so they couldn't request any of his wishes. He could even dress them up and they wouldn't even be able to say no. Or maybe he could force them to get a really ugly hairstyle so they would never make fun of his hair again.

Wait, he wasn't supposed to be better than this now. He was supposed to be 'nicer' or something. Ugh, such bullshit.

After much consideration, Murderface thought of something that didn't involve humiliating his bandmates beyond belief. Something that he would actually value. But he couldn't just walk up to them and say it, so he figured he'd tell Nathan since he was the leader and everything.

And, so, he left his room and started his search for the vocalist. It might have been around half an hour when he finally found him in the living room, chatting with Pickles and sporting a beer in his hand.

"Nathan," He said. "I finally thought of schomethin-"

"Yeah, yeah, just give me a second." Nathan cut him off and kept talking with Pickles.

Murderface frowned. Okay, it's not it was his fucking birthday they were talking about or anything but sure. He could wait.

Already irritated, he took a seat next to Nathan and waited for Nathan to grace him with his attention. Unfortunately, the guy seemed to have other plans because the minutes kept passing and he wasn't showing signs of slowing down the conversation. Instead, he ordered more beers from the Klokateers to Pickles' evident approval.

Eventually, Murderface cleared his throat, though Nathan didn't even throw him a glance. Instead, he kept going on about unfortunate accidents in the bedroom with groupies while Pickles cackled at the bizarre anecdotes.

He cleared his throat again and this time Pickles tilted his head at him before returning his attention to Nathan. Seriously? Did no one remember what he came here for?!

The third time, he coughed loudly so that the conversation was audibly interrupted by the noise. Finally, Nathan turned to him only to shake his head and keep talking to the drummer. Okay, this was just ridiculous. Murderface began fake-retching like a cat with a hairball stuck in his throat. It was a pretty fine impersonation in his humble opinion.

"What the fuck, Murderface?!" Nathan glared at him when Murderface performed a convulsion on the table.

"About fucking time!" He threw his hands into the air. "I've been waiting, you know!"

"It's been like 5 minutes, man!"

"Are you scheriousch?! I've been here for hoursch!"

"Uh, no it's definitely been like 5 minutes, dood." Pickles intervened. "Maybe 10." He conceded.

Murderface squinted at them, wondering if they were trying to fuck with him. There was no way it had been that little, he felt like he had been sitting in the couch for an entire lifetime. "Whatever. I know what I want for my birthday now."

"What is it." Nathan was deadpan.

Murderface inhaled deeply, but realized he felt self-conscious. "Can we talk about it privately, I don't really-"

"No, you were so impatient to tell me so just fucking do it." Nathan took a gulp of his new beer.

"I really would prefer if-"

"Just say it."

""Well, it'sch a bit of a schenschitive-"

"Murderface." Nathan gave him The Look. "Just say it."

"Fine!" Murderface felt himself getting sweaty. "I-I want a kisch, okay!"

Nathan and Pickles blinked at him for several instants. "What." They said in unison.

"I schaid I want schome lip on lip action!" Murderface insisted, refusing to give up at this point. "S-Scho give it to me!"

Flabbergasted, Nathan threw Pickle a glance. "What do we do?"

Pickles raised an eyebrow at Nathan. "I mean, he's talking to ya, dood."

"What? No, he's telling us-"

"Uh, yeah, I'm talking to you, Nate."

"You are?!" Nathan was turning more and more pale by the second. Jeez. "A-Are you sure, I mean, you know you can pick, right?" He gestured at Pickles. "There's Pickles and-"

"Hey!"

"Skwisgaar and Toki...?" Nathan winced while reciting the names.

"But you're the one that told me." Murderface insisted and Nathan held his face in his hands. "Jeschusch, it'sch not like I'm gonna fall in love with you or schomethin'! It'sch juscht a kisch!"

"Yeah, Nathan," Pickles elbowed him with a chuckle. "Stop being a big baby about it."

"Yeah!"

"I'm not!"

"Just give the birthday boy his birthday kiss." Pickles sipped from his beer.

"I just don't understand why-"

"Stop whinin', man."

"Yeah, what are you, gay?!" Murderface interjected and Nathan glared at him.

"Fine." He said between gritted teeth before pointing at Pickles. "But I won't forget this."

"Pssht." Pickles crossed his legs and rested his chin in his hand, clearly amused. "Forgaht the consequences of yer own actions?"

Nathan huffed as he faced Murderface. Suddenly, the atmosphere in the living room was different. "Well, come here."

Uninterested in questioning Nathan's bossy tone, Murderface did as told and sat closer to him. Nathan was still glaring at him which was, well, intimidating to say the least. "Can you-"

"Shut up." Nathan furrowed his brows before his eyelids slowly closed. He breathe deeply as if attempting to calm himself. Murderface could feel his heartbeat accelerate. It belatedly occurred to him this was a very gay thing to request.

Then again, he was working on being more honest about himself.

Suddenly, Nathan's fists balled around Murderface's shoulders, gripping them with the strength of a thousand men. He tried his very best not to gasp, opting to inhale shakily instead. If he wasn't so damn nervous, he would've told Pickles to stop cackling because it was annoying.

"Stop shaking!" Nathan said, though his eyes were still closed and it took a moment for Murderface to assess he was talking to him.

"Scho-Schorry..." He muttered.

Somehow, the apology annoyed Nathan further. "Don't-" He winced. "Okay." He exhaled one last time before he started dipping his head in Murderface's direction.

It was as if it was too fast while simultaneously being too slow. Murderface was seeing his entire life flash before his eyes as Nathan's face drew closer to him. Quick, he had to do something, he had to be ready, he had to-

"Woah." He heard Pickles say before he realized Nathan's lips were pressed against his own. He blinked in shock, only barely being able to make out Nathan's expression from the non-existence distance between them.

Murderface closed his eyes too, and they remained awkwardly still for a while there before Nathan pulled away. When he opened his eyes again, he encountered an unusually flustered Nathan, red pinks and everything. It made him do a double take.

Was Nathan supposed to be cute?

"Well." Nathan stood straight, looking down at him.

"Well?" Murderface repeated.

"How was it." Nathan was trying to appear imposing though he seemed expectant instead.

"Oh." Murderface glanced at the ceiling in deep thought. "It wasch...okay?"

Pickles broke into laughter in the background, holding his belly hysterically.

"What?! Are you serious?!" Nathan yelled, standing up.

"What? I mean- It'sch not like anything happened!" Murderface defended himself. "Unlesch we do it agai-"

"No fucking way!" Nathan walked away furiously.

"Wha- Where are you going?!" Murderface asked, even more baffled than before.

"Maybe next year, eh?" Pickles shook his head, still smiling. "Fuckin' amazin'..." He mumbled before finishing his beer.

Aghast, Murderface watched Nathan's silhouette disappear through the corridor.

Not too bad for a birthday gift, he guessed...

[greykolla-art]

Ooooh careful, Alastor! Your line between manipulation and genuine care is getting blurryyyyyyyyyy 👀!

I missed drawing them man! Miss Sweet and mister Scary in situations together is my favourite! ❤️ (but did it have to span 9 coloured pages I almost died?!)

(No I won’t do a part 2 😘!)

[freckle-craft]

You ever get a craving for a certain art medium and have to scramble for something to do with it? Yeah same. ANYWAY this took a week and it kicked my ass and when my dad walked in he said “Is that perspective collage? Do you hate yourself???” And tbh yeah I was a little insane for that but it was funnnnn and I think I nailed the vibe I was going for!

(Also I spent so long picking out the products on the shelves and I put a lot of thought into it yet you can’t see 80% of them but at least I know)

[salamispots]

speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh

[destinysquared]

Gonna be away for a few short days so I shall leave you with this lovely pierrot i've actually had done for over a week now haha! Wanted to prove to myself I could make a pic with a more muted color palette and to kinda capture that old timey circus vibe. Hopefully you guys like!

[emacrow]

When John Constantine died, he didn't think his last deal actually saved his soul.

Especially with a enormous room full of Gods, Demons, Faes and other being he swindled his soul with.

He didn't expect that deal with the Ghost King in the infinite realm for beating darkseid accidentally contaimnented his poor excused piece soul with ectoplasm to morph into a halfa when he died doing what he never thought he do last.

Save a kid from an illegal ectoplasm extraction from what would've cause the future to end later on.

The next thing he knows, he is in a giant room with all the entity he swindled, sitting on a red plush pillow. Feeling smaller than ever, looking at his tiny tanned pudgy baby hands before a loud whined was heard.

"Fuckin Infinite king got him."

"Yeah, fuck that, I'm not fighting the infinite king after what he did to Chaos last time. He can keep Constantine's stinky soul."

John could only stare in amazement and some twisted sense of shock as one by one, more and more entities were leaving the room, giving up their own contracts, some cursing or grumbling under their voices, even the one who swear she'll get him, could only gritted her teeth, and throw a cursing tantrum before throwing her own contracts on the floor before walking out the room.

Leaving John alone, sitting on a plush pillow with the main person who has caused all this..

Danny Phantom, who was sitting down, relaxed in mid-air, playing with a miniature newborn galaxy like it was a playdoh. White hair full of stars constellations as braids holder, face covered in stardust with a smug grin on his face.

"Why..?" John could only say softly. After all the trouble he cause with the infinite realm high king, he didn't expect this.

"You'd grown on me after accepting that deal to take out the ecto-acts, and seeing your cheese grated soul like that and knowing what going happen after you die. It was the least I could do, plus.." Danny said honestly, waving his hand a bit in gesture.

"Now, there are no excuses that I can't look in your cursed astronomy tower at the house of mysteries!" Danny said with his cheek beaming brightly.

John could only stare blankly for a moment before he started to giggles.. that giggles morphing to a full-blown out crying mixture laugh.

The tiny, purpled hair toddler sobbed like a baby for the first time in years, tears of overjoyed or overly emotional sense of relief that he escaped his own damnant thanks to one deal with a scrawny teen in a outhouse diner 3 years ago.

Hell, being turned into a 3 year old toddler halfa was a better thought than he had in mind, even at the expense of no alcohol for the next 14-18 years would be worth it.

Part 2 -> here

[tawnysoup]

it's time to study some ancestral history. here's my first attempt at animalifying an isat character, he is known as the isabeastie and he predates every critter!!! my brain still registered this design as something i drew "the other day" that id been meaning to post somewhere? i made him in APRIL? LAST YEAR???

anyway. 'e's a beastie :) if u were ever thinking "love isabird but i wish he was some kind of huge dangerous animal who could curl around me all comfy" then here u go this is for u

[fictionalsownme]

smash???????? who said that?????????

engineer doesn't get enough love on this blog considering how much I cannot express my devotion to him, so I’m working to fix that :) this is similar to what I did for damien but it took foreverr!! iswm lighting is so so pretty which makes it impossible to get right ;;u;; the saturation is really high and there's multiple light sources so in terms of rendering it, its like it was personally designed to leave me dead on the floor :))))) either way,, I'm happy with how it turned out!! he’s very prettie :))

also bonus:

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)

* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[aishite-normally]

This is how it should be!

IM LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL WOOD YOU GET 5 BIG BOOMS‼️‼️‼️ BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[hallucxnating]

So about that ring

[aardvaark]

the start of the shakedown in clone-town job is such a fun little excerpt of what leverage team road trips must be like. parker’s repeatedly asking to stop for food, sophie’s in the middle of some long-winded complaint about her love life, breanna isn’t even there but she’s still chiming in over comms, and poor sleep-deprived eliot is just trying to drive home. you just know this is far from the first time eliot’s found himself in this situation.

[lurkerdemon]

Random DP x DC Thought #9:

The fight was desperately going on against the villains near a newly located Lazarus Pit, but despite the heroes best efforts they couldn't prevent one of their own suffering a fatal injury.

Per usual desperation to avoid having to go through life with that loss, the dead person is placed into the Lazarus Pit for revival. (The cost of a bout of possible madness could be dealt with, and at the very least it would remove another one of the pits from the world).

Except this time when the revived person comes back out of the waters, the Lazarus Pit doesn't leave. Shrinks certainly, but still roils and churns before a large, glowing creature with white fur looms over all those gathered. Their blue cape flutters slightly as it floats up above the waters.

"Greetings, I am Frostbite of the Far Frozen. I have come to request-"

A head of white hair and glowing green eyes pops up from behind the being's shoulder.

"STOP THROWING SO MANY PATIENTS INTO PORTALS! YOU'RE STRESSING OUT THE YETIS!"

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? [Reading chat] Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that.

Jaiden: I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh. The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

Jaiden talks about silly QSMP moments and laughter. 💜

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Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? Did they just tell- tell Phil? Did- were they just hangin' out? [Reading chat] "The same username"? Ohhh. [Reading chat] "It was a mistake"? ...Wait, what was the mistake? What do you mean "it was an accident"?

Jaiden: Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard [Laughs] as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. [Laughs] What di- what did he say, was he just like, "Ha ha ha"? [Laughs]

[Old clip of Bad, Fit, and the Eggs] Bad: –have one of the things I'm looking for. Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] HA HA HA Bad: What was that? Fit: You heard that too, right? Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] NO Bad: ...What the fudge was that. Fit: Wait–

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "He said 'no'" [Laughs] That's so funny. [Laughs] I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that. I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh.

[Clip of Phil laughing]

Jaiden: The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

[Old clip of Phil and Jaiden] Jaiden: Oh, that's awesome! And then it– [She gets snagged by the machine] Jaiden: Oh– Ahh! Phil: Be careful! Jaiden: AAAAAᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ — [Her screams fade as she's dragged away] Phil: [Laughs] There she goes! [Hits his desk and laughs]

[Another old clip plays] Jaiden: [Singing along to "It's Been So Long" from FNAF] It's been so long, since I've last seen my– Phil: What is happening? [Laughs, then laughs more seeing Jaiden's mask] PFTTT– [Laughs] Jaiden: [Laughing] Phil: Jesus Christ–

Jaiden: It's just like, such a good laugh! I wish I had a– a like, more-hearty laugh. You know? You know what I'm talking about? My laugh is kinda like... Uh, you know how you guys compare Foolish's laugh to like, the... window cleaner? Like a– [Squeaky window-cleaning sound]

[Short clip of Foolish covering his face with one hand and making the squeaky laugh he's known for, slapping the arm of his chair as he keeps laughing]

Jaiden: I can't do it– [Laughs] It doesn't sound like that. I think mine is like... Because like, I do like, "Hee hee hee!" and I also like, breathe in, like– [Squeaky sound] You know? So I think– My laugh kinda just sounds like... Like, after you spray the window, and you're like, cleaning it. Like, wiping it down with a cloth. You know? That's what my laugh sounds like. I wish it was more of like a, "Ha ha ha."

[Short clip of Cucurucho saying "HA HA HA"]

Jaiden: But, I mean, I'm not complaining. I don't think– I don't think "laugh anxiety" is something that I wanna– is not a path I would really wanna go down. [Quiet laugh] It's like- sometimes, you just gotta pick your battles. [Laughs]

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "You have a good laugh" Thank you. [Quiet laugh]

[miettes-house]

hi again!! i know i draw patty in a lot of casual clothes so i wanted to try and actually experiment with her costuming, and give her some actual devil hunter attire. enjoy :^D!!!!

below are some alternative versions + some notes on my design and thought process, if anyone's interested :^) !!!!

I had so much fun designing these outfits for her. I made a lot of alternative color versions, not all of them made it here. I designed 2 outfits and 3 hairstyles for her, as well as her guns. (note: this is mostly an exercise in character costuming)

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Some things I wanted to keep in mind when designing (or rather, costuming) her was:

keeping in line with the general aesthetics of the DMC series + imagining my own take on an adult Patty, which we've only seen as a kid in the anime thus far.

I wanted her adult design to be chic, modern, and as practical as possible while still preserving a sense of fashion, and make her recognizably 'Patty'.

I didn't want to make her fashion too similar to how it appears in the show, since she's like 9-10 and for me it didn't make much sense for her to dress the same as she did when she was a kid haha

maintaining a limited palette of blacks, browns, pinks, and reds

adding my own personal style and tastes for fun :^)

this is such a little thing, but her voice cameo in dmc5 came off a little bit valleygirl-esque to me? very stereotypical teen girl, so I went with a very high femme aesthetic to try and match that energy a little bit.

for her guns: I wanted to ofc reference Dante & Trish with ther respective handguns. But I did take a few pages from Bayonetta's book and gave her little gun charms. (i do think if she were a playable character, she would have similar game play to V maybe?)

1st design (alt colors) :

For this take, I wanted something that was both chic and slightly grungy and more aligned with what the other devil hunter characters wear- lots of leather! Generally speaking, the dmc characters have rather limited palettes, so I didn't want to go overboard with my color choices. i dabbled a little bit with giving her pink accents, as we see her in pink a considerable amount in the show. I referenced Dante and Lady's designs a lot for this particular look, for things like the leather boots and jacket. I think this outfit is a little bit less practical, but I think it's a little bit more in line with the actual character designs of dmc5 in particular.

2nd design (alt colors) :

for this second look I wanted something a little bit more practical and refined. I took a lot of inspiration from other adult patty designs ive seen on here !! as well as more inspiration from her anime appearance for this look. I wanted something a little bit more gothic and "straight-edged", and I accidentally designed a very 70's two piece set, haha. Again, maintaining the same limited color palette as before. This design has a lot less accent colors and is a little bit more cohesive, tried to avoid making a bland design, which i hope was successful!