#it’s been 8 years………

[limewatt]

waugh. anime. i feel like absolute shit thinking about all the time i’ve spent watching it and the years i was most dedicated, but damn looking through the hundreds of series i’ve watched and remembering the ones i loved makes me feel so gloopy. i can still feel the embers of past-me’s passion…

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[mumbito]

me clicking on a video from the silliest man in the world: teehee what wacky hijinks await me

world renown block clown mumbo Fucking jumbo: you ever think about how old technology seems to live forever in the suspended state of whatever the newest advancements were at the time. how most technology immediately and fundamentally tells you when it was important and when it was left in the dust. it’s suspended in its era forever, and in that it is perfect.

stagnation is a form of death but nostalgia is cruel immortality. still i find myself locked in pursuit of it until i finally stumble across the undeath of the mechanical. as my hard earned improvement truly begins to pay dividends, surrounded by my opus of change, i will freeze myself in eternal utopia. the only way to never die is to preemptively kill whoever you might become. i will not have a grave, i will not be ashes and dust. i will be a perfect, extant machine.

me: Ok. i dont think this will plague me at all actually. like video.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

[chickpeamcb]

attic storage

[krembruleed]

beach episode?

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[klancer-warrior]

leggy lance

bonus keith live reaction:

[yeoldenews]

A selection of strange and cryptic personal ads from The New York Herald, 1860s to 1890s. 14/?

[pinacoladamatata]

"Is it my imagination dear, or have certain lingering looks passed between you and our Solas?"

meeting on the turret stairs :')

[stealingpotatoes]

BD-1, BT-7274 and BB (deathstranding)

Whoelse is coming to the S-tier of 'B' sounding companions?

IDGAF IF HE'S NOT FROM A GAME B2-EMO!!!! B2-EMO IS JOINING!!!

(commission info // tip jar!)

[tomatette]

for old times' sake ...

[briarpatch-kids]

My number one relationship tip is use two blankets. You get the blanket that best suits you and they get the blanket that best suits them, and theres nothing stopping you from coming under their blanket too to cuddle if yall want.

I think this philosophy applies to more than just bedding too.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 19! Behold, Tim and Kon's first forays into babysitting! for people in charge of saving the world every other weekend they were way too unprepared for taking care of Lian lol

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