#jatsby

[fireworkss-exe]

if they're a blonde/brunette duo they're most likely queer

[professionallydeadinside]

Thinking about Nick having olive colored eyes and when the light hits them at a particular angle during a stay at Gatsby’s house, Gatsby realizes he has a different green light he wants to follow

[ask-the-great-gatsby]

Hi Jay! I hope you're having a good day. Can you Google furries for me and let me know what you think? Thanks!

Hi anon! You must be new here.

Jay definitely likes furries and supports the furry Fandom. One might even say he has a preference for horse furries

[lt-sparrow]

list of things gatsby wants to do prior to tea:

- not be okay

- drown in the bay

- cancel the whole thing

- walk into the ocean

- bring shrubbery

- put the oysters on ice

- have it not be a mistake

- mean business by being casual

- go lie down

- rewrite the stars

- not be too tailored

- BE CASUAL

- scream into a jar

[lt-sparrow]

by any chance, when the lantern turns on, is it green? and by any chance is your boyfriend named jay gatsby?

I'm so enamoured with this man

[ask-jay-gatsby]

gay jatsby

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. 1922

Dear Old Sport,

Very close! Never give up.

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby

[annabethpancakes]

I love nice caring gay and gay jatsby

such cuties <3

[machined-divinity]

gay jatsby

[absolutedaisy]

jay gatsby more like gay jatsby

nick carraway more like nick carragay……

[thegreenlightacrossthebay]

What if it was pronounced Jatsby

what if tj eckleburg

rose from the grave

and said

“it’s pronounced jatsby”

and then left

[cryptid-on-a-string]

I had a dream last night where I had an alter ego named Gay Jatsby, but the only thing I would do while being him was I’d just walk around saying IM GAY JATSBYYYYYYYY

[cocktailsandyellowcars]

did the god damn cat poison you 😭

ddsar anonn,

igdont kneosw..z mahbe coudlve.. I feel wweearid…… im goaunabtry to sleept I t off….

car, jay jatsby

[ask-the-great-gatsby]

NOT YALL WISHING THIS POST A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I'm losing my mind this is so funny,,,,

BTW,

These tags have me dry heaving at 11:30 at night. Something bad did happen here. I mean if you see Nick edited onto a horse it's safe to assume nothing good happened I'll tell you that

Bringing this back bc I can

[lt-sparrow]

was looking at the pictures of my churches former pastors and WHY DID JAY GATSBY RUN MY CHURCH???

[midsummerflowers]

once i was ranting to a friend abt the great gatsby and accidentally said "gay jatsby" (i purposefully did not correct myself)

[gardenerian]

What if f scott Fitzgerald came back up to earth and said “it’s pronounced jatsby” and then left

hello good morning i just snorted tea up my nose thank you askdjfh i have several questions about this actually:

how would i know that was the real fitzgerald? is he ghostly? does he float and/or is he transparent? or could it just be a guy doing cosplay? if i am to trust this man i gotta know he's the real deal

also who is he telling this to? just me? i am too lowly to spread this news. no one would believe me. everyone already distrusts me for pronouncing gif like jif..... they'd think it was all part of the agenda, like obviously i can persuaded to a soft g, y'know?

what would be his expected outcome? we gotta redub all them film adaptations? carey mulligan's gonna have to redo that creepy "😧🥺 gatsby? 🥺😧" line? someone needs to call sam waterston? i think the resounding response will be: "i'm not Saying That"

will i have the opportunity to ask any followup questions? such as: hey, what? why do you think it's like that and why are you showing up 99 years later to set the record straight? also do you find it annoying that people have gatsby themed weddings that fundamentally miss the point of the novel? or does that, in a way, actually encapsulate the point???

don't ask an english major these questions unless you want to immediately be annoyed. basically if this happened.... i would be very confused. but i am not sure it would do much asdkljfh i think fitzy would be disappointed in this particular trip back here