#johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap

[private-g-shumway]

Capcut Shenanigans

This vine always made me think of Willie so I decided to do the whole vid. Sorry in advance for all of the aggressive close-ups

Plus I don't own the original video just wanted to say that now

[zimt-deathnote]

I imagine that the average classroom convo at Wammy's (at least when they were all like. 9-12 years old) is a lot similar to the "Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap" vine.

Teacher: Mello has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Near-

Helix: Wait, why does Mello have so many bottles of soap?

Mello: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, HELIX!

Love this. Every bit of it.

[st4rgrl4l1f3]

The 141 as vines!!! (+König)

Ghsot: Filming deer in the backyard

Soap—Sneeze

The deer run away

Ghost—Nice, Soap!

Soap—I SNEEZED! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze??

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Soap, drunk—I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Price—Hell yeah!

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Price—Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Gaz: Wait, why does Johnny have so many bottles of dish soap?

Soap—MIND YOUR BUSINESS, GAZ!

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Ghost—I really do love working here, it give you lotta laughs.

Also Ghost, talking to König—Fuck off, König. I’m not goin to your fuckin baby shower.

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Gaz—Um, Ghost, can you read number 23 for the class?

Ghost: No, I cannot. Whaddup I’m Ghost, 40, and I never fuckin learned how to read.

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Ghost and König fighting

Gaz: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Gaz—There is only one thing worse than a r*pist. Boom.

Soap—A child.

Gaz—No-

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Price—Name a yellow fruit.

Soap—Orange.

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König—I miss Kurt Cobain. So much.

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Price—I should’ve left you on that street corner where I found you.

Gaz—…Butcha didn’t.

[soaps-mohawk]

hihihi I’m back cuz this just randomly came to me and have to send this before I forget

Imagine Kyle and Johnny try to cheer up ‘mega by recreating vines, specifically the “Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap”, and maybe instead of dish soap it’s “Soap’s dishes” (either in terms of meals Johnny has made or his dirty dishes, it’s open to interpretation lol

-🏷️🦖

Johnny would be the type to just have 19 bottles of dish soap though 😂 keeps them in random spots with his name on them and no one knows why. He just says it's classified. Kyle 100% thinks it's how he got his nickname

I've seen compilations on tiktok of cod characters as vines. They always make me laugh

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

(This has probably already been done long ago but I'm new to and loving Fantastic Four so)

Reed: Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Ben: Wait, why does Johnny have so many soaps??

Johnny: MIND YOUR BUSINESS BENJAMIN

[untildawnss]

until dawn characters as vines pt. 2

i'm too tired to write seriously, so i'm shitposting.

ashley

blades are for skating

the jonas brothers can't break up

beth

sabra gives you all your daily nutrients

hey, i'm lesbian

chris

brandon, ask me what kind of tree i have

hi, welcome to chili's

emily

shakira goes to wash her hands

i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag

hannah

i am confusion

we don't wanna panic at the disco

jess

oh damn

johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap

josh

toss me my keys

SAIL

matt

my buddy brandon

do you know that jesus loves you?

mike

i could've dropped my croissant

banana peel

sam

fuck this shit i'm out

what are those?

[qibilette]

Question, who's who in that one "Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap" vine in your personal opinion out of the Arc 2 cast?

ooooh now THIS is a good question

in my opinion....

the teacher: webs (my go-to 'tired teacher' character) "why does johnny have so many soaps?": qibli (a practical thinker who grew up impoverished and doesn't understand why you would need that many soaps (he is correct)) "MIND YOUR BUSINESS, DAVID!": winter (fastidious, grew up with the icewing value of cleanliness, is a prince who can afford an abundance of soaps, doesn't like qibli (yet))

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[bambooshuohuop]

zhongli would be the type of grandpa that while he doesn't have a secret stash of money to give his grandchildren (he's still broke /hj 😔), he will instead make them sit around him— said grandpa perched on a creaky, old rocking chair as he gives valuable life lessons for the next generation to learn from. his experience makes him somewhat able to weave his words enough to make it interesting for the youngsters. so almost everyday in a lovely afternoon, zhongli's grandchildren can be seen huddled all around him; obviously charmed by his stories and calming voice.

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zhongli's own kids wondered where in the world had their children had gone to. when the finding took a while and they began to panic, all of them rushed to their father's home— knowing well that zhongli still has connections to help find their missing children.

as they reached zhongli's humble abode, all their panic turned into mush as they see the chaos unraveling before them.

❛grandpa, what's 19-6?❜

zhongli blinked, glancing at the child studying in Grade 3. he pondered for a moment, wondering if the school curriculum has changed or— ❛hm.. has your school teacher neglect teaching you, young man?❜

said kid blushed as he hears the quiet snickers of his cousins. though as he glanced back up to zhongli, he could genuinely see the worry in his eyes as they held their homework paper.

❛no!❜ he replies quickly as he thinks of a plausible excuse [he just wanted to listen to his grandpa and no one else :,( ]

❛I just don't get it, gramps.. school is so hard! help me, please?❜ he then whined.

zhongli couldn't help but cave in. his grandkids are just too cute. he was charmed with their puppy eyes that it makes him remember the good old days with his own children. which by the way, glued themselves by the front door.

❛what are you lot doing here?❜ zhongli questions, though he held no malice as he shuffles the children's homework paper around.

❛nothing, just thought we could hangout too- haha..❜ they replied, wiping off the sweat from the previous panic phase.

❛alright then, make yourselves at home.❜ zhongli ushered them down the cushions. though he couldn't move much apart from the small distance created for him as the children huddled all around the living room.

❛grandpa!❜

❛yes yes.. I'll help you, little one.❜

zhongli sighed, giving a side-eye to his own kids wondering why they couldn't teach their own children instead. though now that he thinks about it, he didn't mind the company the grandchildren brings on his home.

❛alright,❜ zhongli breathes in, eyes focused and brows furrowed on the math question in hand, ❛Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, and gives Gina 6—❜

overall, zhongli felt his heart beaming in pride when his grandchildren's grades are full of A's.

[zofi-persson-quotes]

This one is very long, so I'll put it under the cut

Chosen: I’ve made this chat so that we can all communicate with each other while we're having this crisis

Red: Yay!

Sec: I taught him how, and I regret it. It’s too early for this

King: Why am I a part of this?

Purple: Because we're also in the same boat as them, dad

King: Since when?

Dark: He’s questioning his life decisions

Sec: since we befriended you two

King: ... I once again regret my life decisions 

Vic: too late to do so, friend

Dark: so, the plan? We're gonna attack?

Chosen: No, we’re going to gather intel first

Chosen: then maybe we'll attack

Green: I would do anything to get out of this chat

Yellow: Anything?

Green: Anything

Yellow: Then Perish

Chosen: Yellow!

Green: You’ll have to catch these hands first!

Chosen: Hands? We don’t have hands here. Where did you get them?

Red: Green, you know how that will go.

Green: Guess I’ll die then

Chosen: NO

Blue: I might as well die too, then

Chosen: WHAT?!

Red: SUICIDE PACT!!!

Chosen: SECOND WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THEM?!

Sec: guys, what do you have?

Green: Memes!

Sec: NO

Vic: Hey, Sec, guess what?

Sec: What?

Vic: THIS!!

Vic: IS!!

Sec: DON’T YOU DARE

Dark: YES, BRO!

Green: DO IT VIC

Vic: A MEME!!

Sec: Hate you so much

Purple: HE DID IT

Sec sent a photo

Red: IS THAT GRUMPY CAT?!

Green: THAT’S SUCH AN OLD MEME

Chosen: WHAT IS GOING ON??? 

Sec: DIE POTATO

Vic: NOOOOOO

Dark: THEY’RE RELIVING THE MEME DAYS OF OLD

Chosen: WHAT IS A MEME

Red: CHILDREN UNITE

Yellow: COUNTERATTACK!!

Green: YEET

Blue: Still haven’t found my berries…

Blue: But! I found this… licks it

Chosen: WHAT DID YOU FIND?! DON’T LICK IT!!

Red: Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Green: Wait, why does Johnny have so much dish soap?

Blue: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS DAVEY

Chosen: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Sec: You’re awful little siblings. You’re killing him. You’re killing your older brother.

Red: Is that a meme, or are we actually in trouble

Sec: It’s a meme. 

Purple: What’s up with Chosen?

[syn4k]

a list of vines that i think the Animator vs. Animation characters would go well with

i didnt realize just how many vines there were until i made this post o7

Red (Yellow filming) - Look at all those chickens! Yellow (TSC filming) - Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does. Yellow (Green filming) - Actually, that is incorrect, because according to the encyclopedia of lpslspsmmsbghfppmslm Orange (filmed and edited by Green) - I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL ARE NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME Blue - FR E SH A VOCA DO Green and Yellow (filmed by Blue) - that one vine with the pots and pants banging to Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson Blue and Red (filming) - Stop, I could've dropped my croissant! Green (TSC filming) - And they were roommates. (Oh my god, they were roommates.) Green - Baby it's cold outside Green and TSC - All I Want For Christmas is You with that one guy being really excited about playing the piano and drums Purple - Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! Yellow, Green, and Blue - so how was the pasta? Purple and Gold - you are my dad (you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie :D) TDL and TCO - hey everybody today my little brother pushed me down the stairs so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down Green and TSC - that one where the guy censors the swearing by playing the notes of the lyrics on the piano instead Red (filmed by TSC) - merry crisis! TCO, TDL, and TSC - that one with the three guys in sunglasses and blankets vibing in unison TSC (filmed by TCO) - that one guy skipping down the street to Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen Victim - ahaha, i do that The squad (Blue filming, Red getting possessed ofc) - what's your name? WHAT THE FUUUUCK [screaming] Red and Green (filming) - I want to see my little boy (here he comes) I want to see my little boy Blue and TSC - Why do we need labels? Gay, straight, we're all human! TSC and Red - CHRIS! Is that a weed? No, it's a crayon- I'M CALLING THE POLICE! Yellow and Blue - Mary! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed! Yellow - I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I was around in the thirteen hundreds where there's no clean water or electricity and everyone died from the plague. TCO - So no head? Red (filming) - chicken with the red dress on tonight standing in the dark in the pale moonlight TSC (filmed by Green) - I'm an LGBT ally and this is a safe space! [nunchucks] Yellow - Dear diary: Today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD cases TSC (filmed by Blue) - Shawty I don't, MIND (the one with kermit) Yellow and Blue - Bro, can I get a sip of that water? --It's not water. --Oh, it's vodka, I like your style. --It's not vodka. --What? --It's vinegar, PUS- TCO (Green filming) - You're all going to hell. Goodbye! TSC and Blue - hey, how much money do you have? --69 cents --hah, you know what that means! --i don't have enough money for chicken nugget :( Yellow, Red, and TDL - Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap Red (filming) - Seal saxophone to Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen TCO and TSC - Hey Ron! Hey Billy. TSC (Yellow filming) - Psst. --What? TSC - Ah, I would, I just got too much to do tonight [slams back a beer while playing "Y'all Ready For This" on an electric keyboard] Purple and Gold (filming) - daddy? --Do I look- Green (TSC filming) - woman playing a recorder solo in her car while blasting rock music Blue (filming) - screaming rubber chicken falling off of a roof Gold and the RGBY squad - Get the F off my lawn! [runs into woods while holding a giant F] Red and TSC (filming) - WHAT DID YOU DO?? i shaved my eyebrows :)) WHY DID YOU DO THAT???? i don't know Green and TSC - guy playing the guitar and it makes human humming noises then someone else responds with guitar noises Green (Blue filming) - I'm JOHN CENA!!! [plays two recorders at once using nose]

Blue - I don't wanna be cool anymore! [throws off sunglasses, which slingshot right back onto face] Well I guess I don't have a choice. TSC (Yellow filming) - What the fuck, Richard? Victim (TDL filming) - Gimme your fucking money! [throws doll against wall] [[Law and Order: Special Victims Unit]] Yellow and Green - i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag Yellow and Red - ah, fuck, I can't believe you've done this Blue and Red (Green filming) - australian news reporter gets scared by chicken he's holding Alan and TSC (filming) - Dad, look, it's the good kush! --This is the dollar store, how good can it be? TSC, Green, Blue, and Red - what's up shorties? TSC and TDL - Why are you running? Why are you running??? Red and Green - How do you keep your pants up when performing? It's incredible? --belt. TSC, Red, Yellow, and Blue (filming) - Screaming child steals bag of McDonalds Blue and Yellow (Green filming) - WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? Green and Red (filming) - Airhorn prank! --Did somebody say something? RGBY and TSC (TCO filming) - owembuwe owembuwe owembuwe owembuwe- EEEEEEEE Gold, Yellow, and Blue - Who made this chicken?!! THIS IS THE BEST CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE TSC - Well, when Life gives you lemons! [Thomas the Train theme song] Red (filmed and edited by Green) - guy bumps head into metal doorframe edited into Wii theme song TSC and RGBY - this Red (filming) - well hello mr kitty! Red (filming) - Lilly, that was supposed to be for Christmas! Blue, Yellow, Green (filming), Red - You guys say Colorado! I'M A GIRAFFE TSC (filmed by Yellow) - [screaming into jar] Green and Yellow - who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had? um, I've never been to oover javer Green - What I WANT TDL - [clown flicking top off of vodka bottle and chugging it] TCO (filming), TSC, and Victim - guy tosses fidget spinner to other guy and he catches it Purple (TSC filming) - fuck this shit, I'm out

[jerseybumpkin]

my a.p. bio fic as vine quotes

yes, ik this is niche as hell and very 2014. the fic in question. also srry if i misquote them, i just forgot

jack: baby changing station? BABY HANGING STATION!

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annie: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

anthony: AHJDKSOSPOSO💀

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grace: GET TO DEL TACO! THEY GOT A NEW THING CALLED FREE…FREE SHA VAC ADO. FREE SHA VAC ADO

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jack: oh hi thanks for checking in i’m STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGEEEEE

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heather, talking about jack and annie: …and they were roommates

grace, anthony, colin: OH MY GOD AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

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annie: and just remember, NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU ALREADY HATE YOURSELF

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victor: road work ahead? uh yeah, i sure hope it does

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colin: who’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had

anthony: uhmmm i never went to oovoo javer

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colin: HURRICANE KATRINAAA?? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA!!!

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jack: BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME

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victor: it is wednesday my dudes AAAAAAAA

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sarika: there’s only one race, the human race

annie: WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?

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annie, seeing jack kissing lynette: wow it’s an avocado. thaaaanksss💔

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anthony, fucking around in class: hi my name is chelsea. what’s your favorite dinner food?

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grace, pointing at annie and jack: look at all those chickens!

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*colin spinning a sign like a flag* jack: i don’t even know which way the quiznos is

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*annie and grace are having a pillow fight* colin: annieannieannie! annie watch the light dude!

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marcus, yelling at annie for punching sarika: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE cOnSeQuEnCeS?!

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*jack spooks annie randomly* annie: AH! STAWP I COULDVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

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jack teaching class and not making sense: JOHNNY HAS 19 BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP AND HE GIVES JEANIE-

sarika: WAIT, WHY DOES JOHNNY HAVE SO MANY SOAPS?!

jack: MIND YO BUSINESS, SARIKA!

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caleb: who do you think the hottest girl on campus is

victor: the epcot ball

caleb: well i like melanie and not just cuz she’s pretty-

victor: EPCOTTTTTT🤤🤤

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grace: WHAT ARE THOOOSEEEEE

devin: they are my moth-eaten converse😡

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*annie skips into the dorm* annie: HAHAHA! HEHEHEHE! JAACK!!

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sarika when ANYONE gets something wrong: AHA! that is not correct ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF TPTPTPT

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annie: hello lynette…

lynette: hi annie…

annie: those shoes look familiar…

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colin: if your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who you gonna call? GHOST MUSTARD!

[incorrect-untamed]

Xue Yang to Xiao Xingchen: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[stranger-downthe-hall]

“Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap...”

“Wait! Why does Johnny have so many soaps...”

...COVID-19

[dramartist]

The FOOL'S Challenge

Artists, one and all, introducing your very own APRIL MONTHLY ART PROMPT! Starting on April 1st, aka April fool's day, I challenge others (and myself) to the foolish task of drawing characters as vines! FOR 30 WHOLE DAYS! You could do your own characters, someone else's, from a show; and you could draw a screenshot, panels, animate, etc. However you'd like!

Disclaimer I am not viable for any finger, arm, wrist, hand, back, brain injuries that come from non-stop drawing and all nighters. Eat, drink, sleep, stretch. You are not actually required to draw every day.

Check the read more for the typed out list, along with links to the vines! And here's a YouTube playlist of all the vines already collected: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnR0BYbuC5xgBmC8RGQY0JHWrMUDuiM0R

1) Road work ahead? Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

2) Souls of the Innocent. A bagel. No! Two bagels.

3) Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself.

4) Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!

5) It is Wednesday my dudes. HOOOOOO

6) So you just gon give me a birthday gift on my birthday... Happy birthday? SLAP.

7) I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand! Poseidon quivers before him!

8) I like chicken strips- Fuck ya chicken strips!

9) It's an avocado! Thanks..

10) Hey I'm lesbian. I thought you were American?

11) Let me see what you have. A knife! No!

12) Boo! Aaa! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!

13) *Quacks*. Look it all them chickens!

14) Dad look it's the good kush! It's the dollar store how good could it be.

15) And they were roommates! Oh my god they were roommates.

16) Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!

17) Why are you running? Why are you running?!

18) So i was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies-

19) I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never learned how to fucking read.

20) Chris is that a weed? No it's a crayon- I'm calling the police!

21) Hello I'm Michael with a B, and I've been scared of insects my whole life-

22) Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

23) So no head? *Throws phone*.

24) Actually Megan, i can't sit anywhere! I have hemorrhoids!

25) Back at it again at Krispy Kreme! *Flips*.

26) Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap- wait why does Johnny have so many soaps in the first place?!

27) I'm in me mum's car! Vroom vroom.

28) Why the fuck you lying? Mmmm why you always lying?

29) I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets. *Sobbing*.

30) Im gonna say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.

[gyubby99]

Antonio: Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soaps, and he gives-

Jacob: Wait but why does Johnny have so many soaps?

John: *pouring a dish soap in his hand* DON'T CALL ME THAT!

[toastmgoats]

Oc shenanigans as vines I can't get outta my head so I might as well write them down (ocs belong to @the-east-art)

Xys: "road work ahead"? Uh yeah I sure hope it does???

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Xys: hey it's summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it's time to fuckin party—(bangs head on doorway)

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Person: has anyone ever told you that you look like Beyonce

Lune: nah but I get told I look a lot like Lune

Person: who tf is Lune

Lune: me bitc-

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Xys: ♪ is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book ♪ >electric piano

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Sorel: mother trucker dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

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Sorel: smack cam!

Lune: bitch I hope tf you do! You'll be a dead sonuvabitch I tell you that!!

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Lune: ok so Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Jean—

Xys: wait why does Johnny have so many soaps??

Sorel, using 19 soaps: MIND YO BUSINESS XYS-

May add more that I forgot