#just “nopes” out of there 💀💀💅💅💅

[hunniegl4zed]

I'mma just headcanon this: Scourge drives a green motorcycle and everytime he drives pass shadow he'll try to impress him on how cool and awesome his motorcycle his than Shadow's motorcycle. And then Shadow's like: "I swear to got you are an absolute embarrassment"

:V ☝

Shadow just rolling his eyes at the rat king before driving off. Scourge just fumbling like an omelet and tries to act all "keewl"~ 💅💅💅💅

Hes such a fail boy, I love him so much 🤣🤌🤌💚💚💚

[mywitchyblog]

Why i will Nver take Antis seriously

Okay, let’s talk about why I will NEVER take anti-shifters seriously. 💀 These people seriously think they’re serving some type of intellectual argument, but let’s be real—they’re just pathetic dick riders with no valid point to make. Sweetie, they think they can just hop on some anti-shifting bandwagon, pretend to be “woke,” and act like they know better than us. But we know the truth, and it's so obvious how weak and desperate they are. The only reason they’re even talking is because they can’t handle the fact that the shifting practice is real, and people are out here thriving while they’re stuck in their flop era. 🙄

I usually just scroll right past the negative content, but one day I saw this video that made me roll my eyes so hard I almost gave myself a headache. This girl is doing a makeup tutorial, all casual and cute, and then she drops the bomb: “Remember when we all used to shift in 2020? Can we admit that it was all a lie?” Like, girl, please. 💅 Immediately, the comment section is filled with people agreeing, “Yeah, it was just lucid dreaming.” “It was maladaptive daydreaming.” Sweetie, no. Just no. You’re out here acting like you have some epiphany, but it’s really just you looking for attention because, let’s face it, you’ve got nothing else going on. 💔

Here’s the thing: If you’re gonna pretend like you’re some kind of expert on shifting, at least do the work. At least try to understand what it actually means to shift, and not just repeat what everyone else says. 🧐 This girl comes out here saying she “shifted” and was “diagnosed with schizophrenia.” Girl. I had to pause and check if I was still watching the same video, because that was a whole mess. You’re throwing around terms like mental health issues just to sound edgy and relatable? Nope. Let’s be clear: schizophrenia is not something you just casually throw around to justify some half-assed clout-chasing narrative. If you really shifted, you wouldn’t be out here trying to “debunk” something you clearly never tried to understand in the first place. You pretended to shift for attention, and now that the hype died down, you decided to flip the script and start bashing shifting because it didn’t give you the clout you wanted. Pathetic. 🤭

And let’s not forget how she conveniently chose to make this video the one that blows up. 5.2 million views, girl? 😱 But the rest of your videos barely make it to 5k? Sis, we see you. We see how this is the only way you can get any traction. Your “I’m exposing shifting” video is your only shot at relevance, and it’s clear as day that you’ve jumped on this anti-shifting bandwagon just to get some views. The flop era is real, and it’s showinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. You had one moment where you got some attention, but the rest of your content is crickets. 🦗 I mean, honey, if you were actually serving something real, you wouldn’t have to rely on dragging people down to make a name for yourself. 🤦‍♀️

The truth is, she’s out here just riding whatever trend gets her noticed. That’s all she’s doing. When shifting was trending in 2020, she hopped on the wave pretending to be a part of it, and now that it’s not the "in" thing anymore, she’s throwing it under the bus to stay relevant. She’s the definition of a dick rider. Trying to latch onto whatever’s popular and ride the wave for as long as she can. But we see you, and it’s not cute. 🙄 You thought this was your moment to “expose” shifting and act like you’re somehow above it, but you’re just showing how desperate you are for attention. You're chasing views like a lost puppy, and it’s pathetic.

And don’t even get me started on that comment section. Why are these people agreeing with her, parroting the same old tired “shifting is just lucid dreaming” nonsense? Where are the real thinkers in this comment section? Sweetie, if you want to speak on something, at least educate yourself before you start spreading false info. 🙅‍♀️ It’s like y’all are too lazy to actually look into shifting, spiritual hygiene, and the depth of the practice. But instead, you’re just echoing a 2020 “shiftTok” narrative, regurgitating outdated and ignorant opinions like it’s fact. I’m honestly embarrassed for you. Do your research or stop talking. Simple as that. 🧠💡

The truth is, these anti-shifters don’t care about anyone’s mental health. They’re not “protecting” anyone; they’re just mad that they couldn’t get in on the trend or didn’t put in the effort to understand it. They want to act like they’re doing some grand thing by “debunking” shifting, but all they’re really doing is exposing their own ignorance. Like, sweetie, just admit you’re jealous. You couldn’t get the attention shifting gave others, and now you’re bitter about it. 😝 You couldn’t connect with the practice, so you’re going to try and tear it down. But guess what? It’s not working. 😘

Let’s talk about the bigger picture here. The real shifters—the ones who do the work, who research, who respect the practice and the boundaries it requires—we’re still out here, and we’re still shifting. We’re still growing, we’re still thriving, and we’re not letting some random, clout-chasing person get in the way of our personal journeys. The real shift doesn’t come from attention or clout; it comes from within. It comes from dedication, intention, and respect for what we’re trying to achieve. And trust me, anyone who genuinely shifts knows it’s an empowering, transformative experience—not something to be mocked. 💫👑

So to all the fellow shifters out there, don’t let these clowns get to you. Don’t let their negativity and petty arguments distract you from your journey. You are doing something real, something powerful. While they’re stuck in their flop era, we’re out here creating new realities, growing, and elevating ourselves in ways they’ll never understand. Keep going. Stay true to your path. And remember: the truth speaks for itself, and the real ones will always rise above the noise. ✨💖 Keep shifting, keep evolving, and never let anyone who doesn’t understand the practice try to dim your light. You’re not in the same lane as them—and you never will be. 👑💫

[imaginesig]

"He laughs at all my jokes / and he says I'm so American"

Zak O'Sullivan x driver!reader

SMAU

Logans grid kid might be more patriotic than him. Reader is an American menace to the f2 grid, her bf included, who uses Oliva Rodrigo to cope (and Kimi has been demoted to f3 and Olivias release schedule for Guts is wrong). Based on this prema video

there is a criminally low amount of fics about this man

Music themed masterlist

Complete masterlist pinned on my profile

ynln

liked by zak.osullivan, kimi.antonelli, olliebearman, and 892,293 others

ynln totally sleighed it

tagged sister_username

dinobeganovic girl you slayed that house

ynln SLAY 💅

dinobeganovic slay 😵🔪

ynln oh

olliebearman mate what is that third picture? The dirt??

ynln chief I live in the southern US we dont get snow here

olliebearman what a sad winter

sister_username we ate the first pic up

ynln its a christmas miracle, my sister being the only one who's nice to me

zak.osullivan cant wait for you to see a REAL winter wonderland

ynln id take my dirt covered ground over your royal snow anyway 💪🇺🇸

zak.osullivan says the girl who flys out the 28th

user1 "were you silent or silenced" @/ynln

ynln gagged to silence ✋😔

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ynln posted 2 stories!

caption: (1) thoughts and prayers as I head into enemy territory (2) 🇺🇸→🇬🇧

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zak.osullivan

oh fuck off

haha

I can hear your gremlin cackle from here

heyyyy you're supposed to love me

I do

I love you and all your gremlin traits

im blocking you and visiting Harry Styles instead

like he would take you in

rude

anyway please call me when you land, I'll be waiting to pick you up anyway

but just in case

ofc baby

get some rest

I love you ❤️

I love you too❤️

ynln

liked by user4, prema_team, olliebearman, and 891,923 others

ynln theres snow-where better than this

tagged zak.osullivan

Logansargent beer in the snow 10/10

Ynln thank you thank you

Olliebearman “I’d take my dirt covered ground over your Royal snow any day” you sure girlie??

Zak.osullivan she’s been swayed

ynln I’m just a girl

Zak.osullivan my snow angel ❤️❤️

ynln ily 🤭🤭

Kimi.antonelli snow angels?? Are you 5

Zak.osullivan our entire yard was filled by her alone

Ynln excuse me, I’m enjoying my youth and I will grow into a happy adult with no regrets

sister_username nice to see you’re having fun without me

Ynln get a hot European bf then we’ll talk

user1 stop I love this

user2 if Y/nZak has no fans I’m dead

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zak.osullivan

liked by Ynln, user43, user32, and 828,992 others

zak.osullivan "I want your midnights"

tagged: ynln

artgp_offical new year, new us!!

ynln "but ill be cleaning up bottles with you on New Years Day" ❤️

Zak.osullivan ❤️

Ynln HOT DAYUM

ynln boy do i know how to take a photo 🥵

Ynln I can cook and clean

zak.osullivan no you can’t

Ynln I can bark

Zak.osullivan please don’t I believe you

user1 Y/n is a prime example of the duality of man

user2 she said what were all thinking

user3 this is so Y/n coded

user4 oh he def had help with this post

user5 thank you Y/n for the middle pic

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ynln posted 2 stories!

caption: (1) 🎶 New Years Day by Taylor Swift (2) New year, minimal headache

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Zak.osullivan

Well hello

Didn’t expect to see my abs and underwear on your public story but here we are

let me show the people what they lost

How about you celebrate that win instead of dm-ing while laying next to me

sister_username

now I have to bleach my eyes

what better way to start the new year than with new vision

could've still done without your bf's stomach but ok

you'll live 😘😘

ynln

liked by user1, paularon_, user43, and 918,929 others

ynln shes back and ready to show these Europeans how its done

tagged no one

user1 QUEEN 🇺🇸🦅💪

Ynln “salute to me I’m your American queen” T.S

Kimi.antonelli nope

Olliebeaman absolutely not

Zak.osullivan keep dreaming babe

paularon_ id rather die

dinobeganovic I’ll crash myself into the barriers instead thank you

user1 ummm hello???? I didn’t mean to assemble the avengers💀

logansargent f2 grid menace is back 👏👏👏

Ynln gotta show them a good ole ‘merican time

user2 making that smoothie recipe rn

User3 omg update me on how it is!!

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zak.osullivan posted a story!

caption: I was bamboozled into matching

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dinobeganovic

“Bamboozled” sure

Stfu 🙄

Ynln

I can’t believe you put up with it

rest assured I’ll be checking what’s under your sweatshirt from now on

Oh😏

No

I’m blocking you

f2_updates

liked by user3, user8, user32, and 819,929 others

f2_updates: Y/n L/n has won the first grand prix of the season!! Did you enjoy her victory radio as much as we did??

Tagged: no one

User1 PLEASE SHES SO PAINFULLY AMERICAN

user2 never a doubt she’s Logan’s grid kid

user3 at this point I think dating a Brit just eggs her on

User4 not the tik tok audio 💀💀

user5 her engineer is so done with her

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ynln

liked by paularon_, ollliebearman, user82, and 918,929 others

ynln first race back and WE GOT THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER PLAYING! Lets see if we can keep it going 🇺🇸🦅🎆

tagged prema_team

Prema_team perfect season start 🤩🤩

Logansargent OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Ynln BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT

Logansargent you were great! Definitely a race to be proud of

Ynln thank you Lo!!!

Zak.Sullivan I’m proud of you love

Ynln ❤️❤️

user1 what is that last photo 💀

Ynln me dramatically blaring Dolly Parton

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Time skip-- a few races

zak.osullivan

liked by ynln, artgp_offical, user3, and 918,929 others

zak.osullivan MONACOOO COME ON 🏆🏆🏆

tagged artgp_offical

Ynln YESSSS SIR

olliebeaman you’ve never sounded more American

Dinobeganovic put this girl in a frat

Logansargent I have to agree…

ynln my own grid dad betrayed me

Ynln THATS HOW WE DO IT

ynln 15 to first??? YOU MAD MAN

Williamsracing we agree 👏👏

User1 get this man in f1

User2 id love to see it

ynln I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️

Zak.osullivan I LOVE YOU TOO ❤️❤️❤️❤️

olliebearman congrats man!

dinobeganovic impressive race

paularon_ it was nice to share a podium

Logansargent calm down before you take my seat

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ynln

liked by sister_username, prema_team, user8, and 918,927 others

ynln MCDREAMY oops I mean ZAK GOT P1 IN MONACO!!!! I AM SO SO PROUD OF YOU!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (oh and I got p4 yadda yadda…)

tagged: zak.osullivan, prema_team

Zak.osullivan even in my time of victory I lose to Shepard 😔😔

ynln someone had to keep me entertained while I waited for all your media to be done 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Zak.osullivan thank you for all your support!! You raced a wondeful race, congrats on p4

Ynln I love you (but your race was better no need for a pitty congrats)

sister_username congrats Zak!! The Y/n family was cheering you on

ynln this L/n was also cheering you on!!

user2 I love that Y/n and her family were pulling for Zak more than Y/n 💀

user1 ugh we love a supportive gf

User2 God its me again🙏🙏

User3 when is it my turn

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ynln

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ynln Happy Guts release to those who celebrate! "All American Bitch" will be my personality from this moment forward

tagged: lettiemng, elvirahallqvist, hamdaalqubaisi_offical, liakblock

olivarodrigo wrote it just for you 🫶💜💜

ynln screaming crying throwing up I love you so much

olivarodrigo i literally love you!! My fav driver

user1 girlie just barley made the teenage cut

ynln 19 is still a teen ☝️🤓

paularon_ as if you needed any more reason to be more American

user2 omg this was a group I didn’t know I needed

user4 it seems so random but I love

user3 please give us content🙏🙏🙏

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ynln

liked by Zak.osullivan, user1, user3, and 918,829 others

ynln traveling the world with my world 🇪🇸

tagged Zak.osullivan

Olliebearman boo 🍅🍅🍅

Kimi.antonelli 🧀🧀🧀

ynln i can never win with yall

Olliebearman yall 🤠🤠

ynln get out of my comment section

Zak.osullivan I love you

ynln are you sure?? You said no to taking the cat

user1 “my world” I’m crying

user2 as much as i love American menace Y/n i LOVE soft y/n

user3 omg did you name the cat??

ynln ummmm of course, it’s Brick

user3 idk what i expected

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zak.osullivan

liked ynln, dinobeganovic, user43, and 918,892 others

zak.osullivan adventure buddies for life 🤝🤝

tagged ynln

ynln deal 🤝

user1 i love that they both posted a solo pic of the other

user5 top tier photography on both ends

user2 the middle pic 😭😭😭

user4 oh to be looked at the way either of them look at the other

user3 those olives looks good as hell

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ynln posted 2 stories!

Captions: (1) for the record I am NOT happy to be in Silverstone on 4th of July weekend (2) OLIVA YOU HAVE TURNED MY WEEK AROUND

replies

olliebearman

oh no

oh yes

and I thought the 4th was proper punishment for all your terrorizing

queen liv said no💜✨

call it good karma

GOOD KARMA FROM WHAT??

Elvirahallqvrst

im so excited

Me too!! I'm sad we won't get a listening party again

same 😭

hamdaalqubaisi_offical

my pre-race playlist just keeps getting better 😌

fr!!

zak.osullivan

liked by ynln, prema_teams, user4, and 923,029

zak.osullivan best way to end a home race?? his and hers 1-2

tagged: artgp_offical, ynln, prema_team

artgp_offical we agree!!

prema_team couldn't have said it better ourselves

olliebearman id rank that at bloody brilliant 👏🍾

user1 y'all live for a Ferrari 1-2, I live for a ZakY/n 1-2

user2 the "his and hers" has me crying

user3 strong race!! I hope you plenty of family and friends cheering you one

ynln what a race!! I was so nervous you'd overtake me in those last laps

zak.osullivan believe me I tried, if you weren't so damn good at defense

ynln 🤭😘

user4 I know she was just messing around for practice but Y/n looks so good in that blue suit

user5 the best part was she wore that to celebrate Zak's home gp

user4 stop thats so cute

user6 I agree she looks beautiful

user7 prema retire the red rn

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ynln

liked by olliebearman, user54, liakblock, and 928,924 others

ynln what better way to celebrate 4th of July than forcing the US national anthem to be played (I love you Zak and im so proud but Brits gotta know their place)

tagged: zak.osullivan, prema_team, artgp_offical

user1 I still cant believe she wore that sweatshirt around Silverstone

user2 see I want to be surprised but honestly im not

logansargent ultimate checkmake! You've made me proud kid

ynln ss this and hang it in the Louve 🥹

zak.osullivan you are incredible!! I'm proud to call you mine

ynln even when you lose

zak.osullivan fuck that im blocking you

olliebearman I despise everything you do

ynln screw me then for getting team points (and congratulating you on p3)

olliebearman the boys dont fw americans

ynln one of your boys fucks an american

olliebearman OK NOW WHERE DID THE PR TRAINING GO???

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ynln posted a story!

caption: My new national anthem has dropped!! 🎶 So American by Oliva Rodrigo

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zak.osullivan

did we finally find our song??

I think we did babe

dinobeganovic

am I gonna have to see you and Zak be all gushy to this song

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

liakblock

its been on repeat

oh my spotify wrapped is messed up

zak.osullivan

liked by ynln, zak.osullivan, user43, and 923,923 others

zak.osullivan you're just so American

tagged: ynln

ynln screaming crying throwing up

ynln I didnt even ask you to do this

ynln I love you so much

zak.osullivan I love you (and your entire range of emotions)

olliebearman mission success?

zak.osullivan mission success.

ynln wot

user1 the Olivia quote???

user2 I think she knew deep down it was never her and Louis's song

user3 omg imagine Y/n and Zak dancing with Louis at an Oliva concert

user4 Y/n would die happy

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ynln

liked by sister_username, user4, user1, and 928,382 others

ynln "he's like a poem I wish I wrote"

tagged: zak.osullivan

user1 omg the 1D phone booth

Ynln I had to make my pilgrimage

Olliebearman glad to see you’re embracing real culture

Ynln a drink cup full of canes sauce IS real culture

user2 stfu I wasn’t prepared to a domestic ass today but where we are

user3 might sleep in traffic fr fr

sister_username if y'all dont get married I will kms

user4 same girl

user5 we got a L/n on our side

ynln oh hello to you too

zak.osullivan no pressure ig

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S3 Promo/Teaser: Freaking Out - Lestat & Daniel are Unhinged

As usual, Imma try to go frame by frame thru AMC's IWTV S3 promo, but I was laughing so hard I had one hand slapped over my forehead trying not to pass out and die--WHAT am I looking at in the year of our lord 2024!? 🫣 AMC is so goated for doing this!

Daniel oughta be sued for this alone--he should've tracked down Damek if he just needed a random blonde white guy if Lestat refused to show up! XD STUNT QUEENS!

Mark Johnson: "I think he's entertaining someone?" Daniel: "Do we have insurance for homicide?"

Yeah, YOURS! 😂

And they got the gallon of blood in a pewter goblet, WHY? XD That don't even look warm! 😭

Daniel: "That HIM. Jesus Christ, look at him!"

By the tone of his voice I can't tell if Daniel was creaming himself or pissing himself, or both. 😝

LESTAT IS WEARING CLAUDIA'S YELLOW COLOR I AM UNWELL NOBODY TOUCH ME 😭💔

Mark Johnson: Mr. Lioncourt, hi, Mark Johnson, I'm the executive producer. We talked on the phone a couple of times; we're really excited about the-- Lestat: I don't remember you. Mark Johnson: --documentary.... Ok.

GOD. 🤣🤦

Sam's midriff, I can't; Carol Cutshall, Imma send you my therapy bills.

Get this coked out queen off my dang screen. 🤣🤦

Not the blood-red choker where Louis slit his throat-- He wears blood like jewels, y'all! XD You can't talk about Louis now, hypocrite! 😝

Christine Claire: You have 45 minutes and he's gone. Daniel: Who the f**k are you? Staff: This is Christine Claire, Mr Lioncourt's lawyer.

REALLY, Les? Really?

Staff: Hair and makeup, now-- Lestat: Do I look like I need you? 💅💎

💀👻 This diva bish.

Lestat: There's a goblet on the table. 🧿👄🧿🔪 Daniel: You don't like the goblet? Can we get rid of the goblet, please, thank you~!

The way Lestat death-stares the poor sound-man just for being dehydrated, omg.

"Armand told the truth" tattoo--are y'all effing kidding me? 🤣 Daniel Molloy and cinematographer Jesse M. Feldman; you've got a mole in your studio!

Lestat is PIIIIIISSSED! 🤣At long last, the meme has been realized!

Daniel: I see you have my book there, what do you think--*choking*

Oml, Lestat's finna kill Daniel by the end of this interview! 😭 I am DYING of laughter, y'all.

"I am The Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal...more or less. The light of the sun...the sustained heat of an intense fire.... These things might destroy me. But then again...they might not.

Sam, you WERK, bish!

His vocals on the song snippet sound REALLY good! While I'm bummed we won't get that Nu Metal sound from the QotD movie, I'm glad they're going with Euro-sounding Glam Rock for AMC!Lestat!

Nice nod to Count Dracula's ah-ah-ah laugh! XD

They just CANNOT decide which contacts to give this man, it's hilarious at this point.

What on earth is he doing? XD

God, he's killed someone on set. XD

Louis finna show up at the studio with the divorce papers this time. XD

Nope, that face won't save you now! XD

Lestat once Daniel's done tearing his dignity to shreds.

He's cracked, your honor.

This promo was SO much fun, omg, I haven't laughed like that in a hot minute; thank you AMC! ❤️

[the-most-humble-blog]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> <meta sith-candidate-status="disqualified"> <script> ARCHIVE_TAG="SITH_APPLICATION_DENIED::DARTHPLAGUEIS_LITERACY_REQUIRED" EFFECT: dark side delusion purge, force fantasy humiliation, midichlorian satire overload TRIGGER_WARNING="fandom desecration, lore elitism, application rejection, Palpatine PTSD" </script>

🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “SO YOU WANNA BE A SITH? LOL OKAY.”

You ever hear the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

No?

Then pack your little Sith cosplay and get the hell out.

You just failed the first question on the dark side exam. There are three rules to applying for Sith apprenticeship:

Know the story of Darth Plagueis.

Say it back in a creepy whisper.

Never blink when doing it.

You blinked during the question. You Googled the story. You pronounced “Plagueis” like “Plague-ass.”

Application denied.

—

Let’s not pretend you’re special.

You’re not the heir to a secret Sith bloodline. You’re not the chosen one. You’re not even chosen adjacent.

You once got called “menacing” on Tinder and now you think you’re ready to kill your master?

Bro, you cried when Netflix canceled Daredevil. You can’t even handle your WiFi cutting out— and you want to wield ancient Force hatred without flinching?

—

Let’s do a quick diagnostic:

📋 Childhood trauma? ⛔️ Nope. You just didn’t get a PS5 for Christmas.

📋 Hate in your heart? ⛔️ Mostly toward your ex and people who spoil anime.

📋 Ruthless ambition? ⛔️ You applied for this with a cover letter that said “just vibes.”

Bro you failed the Sith Rorschach test by seeing a cat in every inkblot.

You’re not a dark lord. You’re a LARPing disappointment in a red bathrobe.

—

What’s your name? Kyle? Tyler? Zane?

No Sith in galactic history was named Zane.

You want to strike fear into the galaxy with that?

“My lord… it’s Darth Zane.”

No. No it’s not.

You sound like a vape-sponsored Twitch streamer who owns a replica saber and a fedora collection.

—

Let’s talk résumé.

You’ve rage quit Call of Duty. You once punched a wall because your UberEats was late. You cussed out your mom for unplugging your Xbox mid-duel.

Impressive.

If this were the Sith Daycare Division maybe we’d let you in.

But this is the real Order. And you’re a force-choking liability.

—

Palpatine didn’t rise from nothing with a dream board and iced coffee.

He manipulated an entire senate. He engineered a galactic war. He wore a cloak that smelled like lightning and betrayal.

And you?

You get winded walking up stairs. You get emotional during TikToks. You cried when Grogu left.

You think that's dark energy?

Nah. That’s middle-school depression with extra steps.

—

Let’s talk powers.

You fantasized about Force lightning. But couldn’t even handle static shock from a hotel doorknob.

You tried Force choking your ex. All you did was text her “k.” Then spiral for three weeks.

Your dark side “training” consisted of:

Scowling in the mirror

Doing push-ups after breakups

And posting cryptic quotes like “A lion doesn’t lose sleep over sheep… unless he’s lactose intolerant” or some sh*t.

—

Let’s talk lineage.

The Sith take bloodlines seriously. They trace their roots through centuries of betrayal, death, and Force-fueled orgies.

You? Your family can’t trace their DNA past Ancestry.com.

No one in your bloodline has ever ruled a room, let alone a planet.

Your dad’s a pharmacist. Your mom sells LuLaRoe. Your great uncle cried at a chili cook-off.

The Force doesn’t run through your blood. It avoids it.

—

Here’s a checklist of actual Sith qualities:

✅ Willingness to kill your master ✅ Mastery of deception, manipulation, and Force abuse ✅ Ability to monologue with thunder crashing behind you ✅ Face must look like you’ve aged in reverse through rage ✅ Zero friends, maximum influence

You?

❌ Uses “💀💅” in text arguments ❌ Apologized to your cat after raising your voice ❌ Only rage-murdered in The Sims ❌ Thinks Darth Maul “could get it” but still spells his name “Mole” ❌ Flinches at Jumpscares in Minecraft

—

Let’s be honest.

You’re not Sith.

You’re Sith-adjacent. Like a barista at a Sith-run Starbucks. You make the lattes. We make the deaths.

—

Try these instead:

Become a Dark Side influencer. (Use the hashtag #SithButMakeItSexy)

Run a podcast called “Force Ghosted: Tales of Rejection”

Get a kyber crystal, name it Kevin, tell people you “vibe together”

Apply to the Empire as a Stormtrooper (you’ll miss anyway)

Or just…

Try therapy.

The Force is probably not your issue. You just never unpacked the time your crush ignored your meme reply.

—

Sith rejection isn’t personal. It’s planetary.

You’re not our kind of evil. You’re just Twitter mean.

The galaxy doesn’t need another emotionally constipated villain with a lightsaber and daddy issues.

We’ve got enough of those already.

—

🧠 Read more Sith-denied doctrine, Force rejection scrolltraps, and kyber crystal shaming at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Lore desecration. Villain therapy. Star Wars fandom correction. 🚪 Warning: May cause saber envy, ego combustion, and dark side dysmorphia.

📊 SITH APPLICATION REJECTION STATS 📊

Sith Lords approved this quarter: 0.002%

Applicants who couldn’t spell “Sith”: 31%

Midichlorian delusions per hour: 700

Lightsabers broken in anger: 403

Mothers disappointed: 100%

Darths created from this form: still zero

</div> <!-- END TRANSMISSION [YOU’RE NOT EVIL. YOU’RE JUST INSECURE.] -->

[goodolddumbbanana]

"OH, YOU FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGE MY PRESENCE 💀"

NAME: Sunfall.

Dimension: Nice Nexus.

Status: Slowly being left behind by his Moon

Personality: Anxious, Sarcastic, Optimistic, Sorta Smart

Will he be afraid to kick somebody's 🐬🐬🐬? NOPE, HE KNOCK EM OUT ✨

@ask-nice-nexus-aus-sun Mod: also do we reblog to RP or use asks?

we can RP if you want ☺️

Sun: (*He smiled awkwardly, his hands fidgeting with each other, Sun's voice gradually getting smaller and smaller.*) Hi... It is kinda awkward... Aw boy... I am not good at this.... Ahhh... May I ask who you are?

SunBOT: Oh!!! HELLO NEW FRIEND!!! IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU!! We are so sorry that we have not seen you totally, it's not like you are so small!!! haha---- Ack! Aw fu---!!! (Still get his ass handed by Dark Sun)

(*Sunny nudged Sundrop, who was about to fall asleep on his feet, to wake up*)

Sunny: Sundrop? Do you know this Sun?

(*Sundrop let out a startled squeal, then looked around frantically before realizing there was nothing about to hurt him.*)

(*He signs a very annoying sign.*)

Sundrop: Why every time you guys see anything weird happens, the first person you guys ask is me, and not this Emo Lord over there?

(*Sunny said nothing, just silently pointed at the scene of Dark Sun is strangling SunBOT with passion.*)

Sundrop: Understandable.

(*He shrugs, then takes a good look at Sunfall*)

It is totally not proving anything, mind you. But this guy from... Hmn... Let see... Ah... He is from the dimensions when Nexus didn't suck?

(*Sun just immediately chokes, poor guy

His cough sounded like a boiling kettle.*)

Sundrop: Which is weird... Because 99% of Nexus if they didn't die, or gone crazy and also die in this process then they just become furry. And I haven't seen any furry Nexus since the Dark Age.

Cringe Sun: If you want to see a furry so bad, I can be a furry for you. In bed. Wink. Wink. 😏😏

Sundrop: You didn't not f🐬🐬🐬 say wink wink. Wait!! (* He shakes in fear*) Why can't I swear anymore? F🐬CK! Sh🐬t!!! MOTHER F🐬🐬🐬!!! YOU!!!!

(*turning back and pointing at Sunfall*)

What did you do to my ability to swear!!!

SunBOT (*lying on the ground, struggling with Dark Sun's feet pressing down on his back.*) I know what he did!!! HE IS THE WITCH!!!! AND HE IS CRUSING YOU!!!!

Sun:

Sunny:

Sundrop:

Dark Sun:

SunBOT: I am gonna stop talking right now.

Cringe Sun: Oh, look✨✨✨ drama at 6 a.m💅💅💅 lucky me (*sips more of his vodka*)

*Servant whispers with goose Sun from afar* If I know we will have this much sh🐬t just right on the morning, I would stay home.

Goose Sun: *Honk in approved*

[palebyulsoo]

Rating TF2 mercenaries if they can vogue {aka "can they serve 💅❤️✨?"}

I was gonna put this in my writing blog since I do want to get back into writing but fuck it, WE BALL 👹💥💥‼️This is a stupid thought that's been poking my mind so it's not for seriousness but mostly shits and giggles 😭 I'll be rating from least to best and giving my little explanations.

{Note : This is MYYYYY opinion. I'm still slowly catching up on the TF2 comics so if there's a few things I may get wrong, that's my bad. 😭 I'm in no way a professional in vogue dancing so I'm just going off from what I know in some bits of dancing- Oh and small spoilers ig? Specifically in Snipers, Medic {it's only a photo in a panel of sorts but just making sureee} and Scouts section mayhaps.}

9. 💥Heavy💥

-I'm sorry, I really do love him but Heavy CANNOT vogue. His ass is NOT doing the death drop. 😭

-Ok I'll give him one little bonus point since the kazotsky kick kinda counts in terms of supporting form, I think he'd be able to do at least a duck walk or smth.

-But honestly? With his form in a ballroom?? Idk about that 💀 AGAIN I LOVE HEAVY BUT HE'S N O T SERVING. HE'S GONNA SHAKE THE BALLROOM.

-Unless maybe he practices on voguing moves or smth idk. 4/10

8. 🔧Engineer🔧

-Ehhh..... Not really serving.

-I don't see Engie as the type to vogue, maybe he can do some hand movements here and there {A bit janky too-} or some dances too but voguing? Death drop? Nope. 🧍

-I definitely think that robot hand he has is heavy or smth, there's noooo way the gunslinger is light at all 😭 and with how he works on machines and stuff? Yeah, idk if his form can support in voguing. 🚶‍➡️

-But like I said! Although janky, he could definitely do waacking with his hands if he practiced. And honestly? Waacking with the gunslinger would actually go hard ngl. 4.5/10

7. 🔥Pyro🔥

-Sort of...? Not really?? I don't know what to say with Pyro. :'))

-Like I can kinda see Pyro voguing but at the same time not really. It's like with Engie where I can see them definitely do waacking or maybe a few more moves.

-But you know what, I'll give Pyro a bonus point because it would be cute to see them do waacking or a vogue dance like okkkkk burn the base down with your moves 😫💅‼️

-While I can't fully picture it, I know Pyro can definitely serve and do a dip. 5/10

6. 🦘Sniper🦘

-Originally, I was gonna put Soldier in 6th but then I thought about it.... And changed their rankings 😔 {pls pLS PLS DON'T SNIPE ME AND HEAR ME OUT-}

-I adore Mick sm and he's just so sudxudjdjdj but I gotta put my bias down for a moment. I knowwww I said I'm slowly catching up with the comics but because I joined in late, I actually stumbled upon spoilers by accident 😔😔😔 {Why does this keep HAPPENING TO ME-}

-But I'm gonna let it slide and give bonus points. Why? While I know that Australians in tf2 lore are well, stronk with strength, I don't think they would focus on dance activities or anything when it comes to being stronk.

-And while Mick may not be physically active with his lanky form, I just KNOW he would definitely kill with his moves. Just teach him the catwalk or something and boom, he's serving. 5.7/10

5. 🦅Soldier🦅

-Oh he's serving alright!....By that, I mean "serving 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️", not "serving 💃💅💕✨".

-Listen, when it comes to Soldier, I don't think he wants to vogue and will definitely believe that voguing is for women {classic toxic masculinity-} and the only thing that will actually be close to serving in tf2 is killbinding {and ykw? in my view, the killbinding counts as a death drop if you time it correctly and can be a serve so it honestly applies to the mercenaries too-}

-BUT ☝️🗣️ I like to believe that when he's persuaded or smth, he definitely serves CUNT in CUNTRY. He pulling all the moves, the waacking is waacking, the catwalk being so FIERCE, and the dip bringing the base down!

-He'd definitely be the type to perfect his dances kinda. That's why sometimes this video just reminds me of him, "SCOUT. RUN THE ROUTE AGAIN! DAMMIT! IT'S C U N T-" 7/10

4. 💣Demoman💣

-Oh my fuck Demo would so SLAY THE BASE DOWN. He's only in 4th because of his alcoholism. 😭

-LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HIS KAZOTSKY KICK TAUNT???????? HIM DANCING WITH BOTH LEGS AND ARMS??????? THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST SHIT I'VE SEEEEEN BUT OMG HE DOES IT SO WELL 😫💕💕💕‼️

-Voguing, whether alcohol or not, THAT SCOTTISH MAN CAN SERVE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE. Tavish got that form and body support, aughhhh I bet he can pull even the most difficult ass vogue moves.

-Put on "here comes the hurricane legendary katrina" and I just know Tavish? WILL BE CATWALKING AND DEATH DROPPING SO HARD AUGHHJHSHDDG 8/10 {Just rereading my section for Demo really made it clear that I love him so bad actually aaahshdhxhd}

3. 💉Medic💉

-Shout out to that tiktok video of "'Medic my man' ur man is gay" that started this stupid brainrot of ranking and rating mercenaries on vogue btw. {I LITERALLY HAVE THE VIDEO SAVED BUT TUMBLR WON'T LET ME POST IT NOOOOO-}

-Have you seen Medic? Have you seen h i M?? LOOK ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE CANNOT SERVE.

1. Scout

-I just know Medic is pulling all the N A S T I E S T death drops oh my ggaaawwhddjdx. He would be so precise with waacking and catwalking, it's not even a joke no more. 😭

-Like even with his fit and stuff, he would still know how dance with no problems. He's serving in medical AND military field! 9/10

2. Spy

-This is my bias peaking but hear me out hEAR ME OUT PLSPPSPLSPLSPLS 😭😭☹️☹️☹️😭☹️😭☹️😭

-Spy definitely knows how to dance, especially waltz and tango, but y'know what I bELIEVE IN SPY SERVING CUNT ENERGY! THAT MAN KNOWS HOW TO BALLROOM VOGUE 😫💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Not only does he serve the floor, HE KNOWS HOW TO DRESS THE PART. Listen, Spy? In that one dress???? The black and blue/gold and white????? AHHHHHH HE WOULD SO DANCE IN THAT FIT OH MY GOD {Can you tell I'm obsessed with the idea of Spy in both suits and dresses? I'm legit a sucker for suits and dresses augh.}

-I know I keep bringing up the kazotsky kick taunts as an example for each Merc {because the kazotsky kick focuses on leg form and core strength, which is the same thing for vogue dances-} but have yOU SEEN HIS LEGS??? THEY'RE SO LONG. THAT MAN COULD EVEN STRUT HIS SHIT AND BE A MODEL‼️10/10

-'SCOUT? S C O U T?? WDYM S C O-" Shhhhh hear me out PLEASE P L E A S E, HE CAN SERVE CUNT LIKE HIS DAD I SWEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-His break dance taunt? Him dancing in general?? He's GOT to be flexible as fuck and know some good moves, he got his legs and speed from SPY. S P Y. LONG ASS LEGS.

-But in all seriousness though, I like to think he got his moves from not just Spy but also his ma too. Mostly comes from a small headcanon of mine where Scout's ma knows a lil bit of go go dancing and maybe when Spy wasn't in the picture, his ma taught Scout a few moves. :3

-He got that groove from both his ma AND dad, so Scout knowing how to catwalk? Waacking? DO A DEATH DROP?? OOOOOOH HE KILLIN EM AHHHH. 10/10

{Note : oh mygodddsjx I'm finished fINALLY- anyways, like I said before- This is mostly my opinion and I made this out of shits and giggles, so it's not serious 😭 I might change it up one day though if I doooo change my mind. Anyways, thanks for reading ig 💀💀💀}

[istarveforplatonicptnstuff]

Commiting tax evasion with Bai yi as your ceo...

Girl... I don't even know how you got here but... You were very likely HIGHKEY scammed by miss gurl... 🦗🦗🦗 Yeah... Why did you apply in a shady company anyways...? But you probably was LOOKING 👀 for a job that can PAY the bills 💵💵💵 but spoilers, you were UNDERPAID, OVERWORKED, and most esp. Not even paid anyways... 🙄🙄🙄 So forget what I said about being paid little because girl you are not paid even once while you were working with this stink... 😑

You decided to apply for a job position as her assistant... In Syndicate. Pooks... This should've been your first red flag, but NOPE! You were DESPERATE. For what though? 🤨 And the flyer wasn't... That great like sis... Again, another red flag... Couldn't you just... 🏃‍♀️💨 away from the moment you saw the flyer? (/j I'm holding you in 😰🔫 point so, you didn't have a choice anyway 💅) But who even reads nowadays as long as, we get PAID 🤑🤑🤑 right? So, fast forward to you clutching your pearls and barely making it out alive to meet with the interviewer... Maam. Major red flag, the building looked run-down.

Pookie... 🤧 You didn't almost get stabbed, kidnapped, mugged, and possibly even get robbed for your kidney for this... 😭😭😭 Finally, your employer shows up in this DRIP 💧, what you doing???

Remember when I said that you have the option to say no? I didn't say anything 😇 The thing is, you can't. You just CANT. Look me in the eye and tell me that this girl wouldn't do SHIT to you rn... Be serious, because I don't even think you're gonna walk out of the interview scot free sis... Nah uh, not at all... Sis looks like she is about to beat the SHIT out of you, and will most likely sell your organs after that... 🥺🥺🥺 Luckily, she spoke up and had that mom vibe that you almost instantaneously calm down...

After hyperventilating and K.K giving you odd looks as well... Finally you were in the "company" Yay? 🧍‍♀️ You stood there staring at the dusty ass couch and a man who looked VERY sleep-deprived. You learned that Che was their name. But why is he dressed up like he about to go for a hike...? Sighs, i don't think you'll ever get the fashion of Syndicate... You and the two held a mini staring contest like you two were Communicating, that K.K was confused at the random moment she had to snap ya'll out of it and discuss the job details... The job being, you doing all the paperwork... For 50 discoins per hour. Stink, you're screwed 😃

Obviously, you were about to decline... Until finally, the CEO showed up. Sighs. You ask to yourself, was this really worth the trip and the STRUGGLE you went through? Stink cannot even bribe you with her face card because you still had to pay the billssssss 😞

Bai yi shows up, you hear the sound of sirens and cops speaking through the megaphone. 🤡 You really thought this was going to be the las time you'll be seeing daylight, like sis you were going to JAIL. ⛓⛓⛓ For existing. The three of them noticed and explains casually that this is their hideout, and no one's breached here before. You raised a brow at the statement, skeptical at how relaxed they were acting 🤨🤨🤨 Like who you fooling??? Though you can't speak for yourself when, you waltzed into Syndicate knowing DAMN well that this place was bad news... So you kept it to yourself 🥰

Of course, Bai yi bribes you to stay and become Whitestone Industries assistant with a sob story that can make you cry... Except you weren't gullible enough and walked out of the door, preferring to get arrested instead, lmao 🤭🤭🤭 Sis chased you down the stairs like it was a kdrama scene, grabbing your arm and acting like this was the last time ya'll seeing each other 💀 girl, you can never escape her because she's all over and like, she's a criminal, what else? 🤓 You ended up accepting in the end, because you wasted your time for this... Making K.K sigh in relief since she finally isn't alone with two idiots... Unless you add up to the equation then... 😶

Timeskip to a month, you and sis was WORKING. Helping them out with ✨Graphic design is my passion✨ motto since you wanted to get rid off the... Terrible... Designs that they come up with when they release an ad, flyer, or promotion post. You kinda got used to the usual, illegal work they do because why not? 😎 You already gave up in paying the bills, so why not commit tax evasion as well, right? You asked Bai yi tips on how to tax evade 🏃‍♀️ K.K was beyond mortified at the sudden camaraderie that came after the event, making you and Bai yi besties 🤝 Friendship ended with the government 💔 Tax evasion is my pookie now 🥰

You are being hunt down by the police as well, causing you to move to Syndicate, living with K.K, Che, and Bai yi currently. Life was good, until Bai yi kept bringing more problems than solutions everyday, causing you to become one of the MOTHER 👩‍🦰 alongside with K.K, making sure the other two stay out of trouble because they're a magnet for chaos, apparently. K.K's words, not mine 🤷‍♀️ More on that when I think of part two! An: My exam in a major subject FLOPPED. 👎📉 /j, I'm overthinking so I cope with writing unserious shit to think less of it, and hopefully make the redemption in finalsssss HISSSS 🐍 RAH❗❗❗ 🦅 But anyways, to more UNSERIOUS, and UNHINGED shit to come!!! But also some serious ptn stuff (Like the nursing intern one)

[machveil]

Every fifth question Pookie

every fifth for beloved pookie dearest✨

05: What is your relationship status? - still single💅

10: When was your last physical fight? - I have yet to get into a physical fight. hoping to keep it that way, I’m built like a twig

15: Have any pets? - I don’t😔I’ve fostered a lot of labradors growing up though

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? - I’ve never snogged haha

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? - a couple childhood friends that moved away, otherwise I’m at peace with everyone else

30: What’s irritating you right now? - hint of a tummy ache coming on

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? - my girl friends my senior year of high school. they comforted me while I cried over never seeing them again after graduation(I see them, like, three times a month currently lmao)

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? - nope, hoping to keep it that way too. walked out without pants on one time, but I was wearing a baggy shirt

there’s no 45 so Mach fun fact: I really like hot pot and pork belly and a good cup of white rice. mm pork belly

there’a also no 50 so: I’m craving a Heath Bar right now

55: Are you mean? - no, I don’t like being mean. I might tease my friends if they tease me, but I don’t like being rude or anything. nothing malicious, you know?

60: Do you wanna get married? - someday. I don’t think I necessarily need to get married, but if I have someone I really cared for and wanted to spend my life with I would. well, given they also want to get married lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - I’d cut them off. I don’t know, it just feels weird knowing I could be dating someone, or even just like someone, and a friend that really liked me could still be harboring feelings. I wouldn’t be comfortable with that

actually just went through this, except they liked me for eight years💀girlie learned to stick up for herself (again) (long story lmfao)

70: Is there anyone you would die for? - friends and family, I know they have my back and I have their’s

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 26 !!!

bwaaaaa dum 🥁🥁🥁🥁

(that's my version of the intro you're welcome)

The Bad Batch 2x06

Tech is a pro at creating chain codes at this point 💅

"there's something off about this place" bc you can sense it in the force??

GUNGI GUNGI GUNGI 😭💕🤲

Gungi hearing Echo's voice 💔

Echo's turn for the dramatic sigh count lol

lmao Hunter saying "problem?" like its nbd like he can't probably hear/feel them running around out there 💀

"they're with us" Hunter you dropped this 👑

WHO BOUGHT GUNGI 😡

LIGHTSABER !!! 👀

their reactions to him being a jedi 🥲

Gungi's hesitation to get on the ship with them 😭

the batch understanding he's traumatised- I'm 🖐😭

Hunter in dad mode 👌

"my wookiee is a little rusty" Hunter ilysm 💕💕

Hunter says "you catch that?" to Tech... but when they get to Kashyyyk Wrecker is speaking shyriiwook ... 🤔

Hunter's hand on Echo's shoulder while they're discussing what to do with Gungi 🥲

"I say this as a star wars fan but can we stop going to kashyyyk" ~ Zanny - go check out his youtube !!!

Wrecker sharing his food with Gungi !!! 🤲😭

Hunter telling Gungi to hide his "laser sword" and putting his hand on his shoulder 🥺

Wrecker's "woah" seeing the bug things real !!

Gungi teaching them about the animals 💕

Gungi's toof 💕

I wonder if Hunter's senses is a bit like psychometry 🤔

trandoshans are always the bad guys in this show why did I ever question cid ???

Gungi runs out and Hunter's dad mode kicks in and immediately follows him 🥺

Omega checking on Gungi 🤲

the batch really worked through the whole night to save the planet from burning 👑👑👑👑

I WANT ONE OF THE BIG EAR MONKEY DOGS

Yanna 💕👑 welcoming Gungi 😭

every word Hunter understands of Shyriiwook makes my life 🤲🥲

"Jedi or not he's still a child, he needs his people" I'm not crying you're crying

regs ily 😘

the difference in Echo and Wrecker seeing the wookiee water 🤭

are the wookiees all force sensitive or its more like in blue avatar where they can talk to the trees? absolutely love this either way 💕

"they're talking to the trees?" Omega is so fascinated about everything 🥺🤲

"the... trees have a plan? Alright whatever they say" Hunter love your work as always

Wrecker doing the wookiee roar 👌👑

these bug guys make me itchy but they're heroes fr 🙌

"where did the kids go" Hunter was born to have multiple kids 💕

the fire animation has come so far fr one of the biggest animation glow ups 💅

Wrecker speaking shyriiwook !!! 👀

Echo tasting the wookiee water !! and him cheers-ing with the wookiee 🥺 so proud of him

Tech getting up to translate for Hunter 💕

Omega and Gungi talking to the trees together 🥺😭

"perhaps one day we all will find a new path" ~ Yanna said this but Tech translated and hearing him say it just kinda hits different 🥲

"hopefully one far away from war" ~ Hunter but this one also hits different, because me, a star wars fan, knows what is coming and it haunts me every day 💔😭

I love this episode so much I'm so glad Gungi is safe 🤲 I really hope his other little youngling/padawan friends are too, my girl Katooni 💕

huge thanks to everyone who is still following along with my ilysm 🥰 y'alls are the best 🙏

[aureli-us]

20 Questions for Fic Writers!

i was tagged by @2lim3rz but the og post was getting pretty big, so i remade it!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

30! soon to be 31 😎

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count?

1,166,343. 😳 woah

3. What fandoms do you write for?

mainly skyrim! it's my most beloved, my bread and butter. however i recently also wrote for one piece, dragon age, spiderverse, and some older stuff for jojo's and star trek!

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

1. apocrypha

2. dragonmark

3. smut drabbles (not really a fic but im lazy)

4. break of dawn

5. sic parvis magna

5. Do you respond to comments?

ALWAYS‼️ i love love LOVE commentors and do my best to respond within 1-3 days!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

UGH i wish i could but i don't often do REALLY angsty endings. so this would probably have to be dragonmark, since it ends with tharya and miraak quite estranged from one another and quite a frosty exchange of dialogue, as well as setting up for the next fic (which ends a teensy bit angsty as well, but not really)

possible runnerup to this is from the new world with love, since it ends rather ambiguously on what happens next.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

easily revenant. it's a rollercoaster of a fic, approx 40 chapters iirc, but ends with the thing i set out to do when i initially started writing the first & last series :3

8. Do you get hate on fics?

NO, but i have gotten bot comments! i'll take it as a mark of fame 💅 lmao (jk i have no allusions of grandeur)

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

YES. YES. YES. i'm probably a boring smut writer bc i kinda just write tharya and miraak over and over and over and over and over. but i do enjoy experimenting with them!

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

not really - though i did write a dragon break fic once and asked a few other writer friends to lend me their characters for it.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?  

nope! would be cool!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

also not really, but for that same dragon break fic i had those writer friends write scenes and brainstorm with me to fit everything together! so in a way, sort of :)

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

god....would it make sense to say even though i write, i'm not very active in fandoms? i've never really considered myself well and truly a PART of a fandom (aside from skyrim), just someone who likes to orbit the fandom and extract ideas from the source content. so i don't have many fandom/canon ships i like. can i say my own characters instead??? if so. my ldb/miraak 10000000%

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

hmm....well, it was arms of chaos before i gave up and deleted it. i have two longstanding WIPs (jojo fic and miguel fic) but i'm in love with their content and ideas, so i do have full intentions to finish them both! might just take a while

16. What are your writing strengths?

i would say putting emotion and description into my work. i LOVE trying to perfectly capture emotions as i feel them, even if that sometimes means the way they get written can be unorthodox. and, ofc, im obsessed with describing stuff all. the. time.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

description is a double edged sword LMAO😭 sometimes (most times) i go way too overboard or in depth. i also have a hard time writing kids 💀 and am not the best at writing normal fluff, i always need some kind of emotion or drama or problem/underlying plot to latch onto. i really wish i was, bc then i could write the cyrodiil vacation fic i've been dreaming of for two years

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

supporter! i do it occasionally with miraak and tharya. the original shōgun miniseries from i think the 80s is what first showed me that not all dialogue needs to be understood by the audience - in fact, it can be a powerful plot device when it isn't. so i'm a big fan of untranslated dialogue (in moderation) when it serves a purpose. otherwise i just denote the dialogue is in a different language after writing it in english.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

god....probably transformers (i've gotten over that shame and am now in love w transformers again)

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

i often say revenant because it is in a way my crowning glory. but it's also stuck in my old style of writing (which is not bad, just less matured imo, and more flighty). but revenant is probably my fav ever content for a fic, it's something i wanted to write for like 4yrs before i did - from the new world with love is the only fic currently completed in my newer, aged wine style, and i really enjoy that one as well!

((but my coming soon fic is probably gonna take the cake whenever it drops))

i'll tag @kiir-do-faal-rahhe @nuwanders @elventhief @nusaran and absolutely leave an open tag for anyone who wants to do it :) tag me so i can see it!

[thelivingfractal]

📢 Why Humans Stick to a Broken System (AKA: What Are We Even Doing?) 🌍🤦‍♀️

Hi, besties! It’s time for some tea ☕ about why humanity is clinging to systems that clearly aren’t working. We’ve got the solutions, the resources, and the know-how, but instead of fixing things, we’re like, “Nah, let’s keep suffering.” 💀 Let’s break it down, cutie pies:

1️⃣ Change is Scary, OK? 🫣

• Humans are like, “This system is awful, but at least I know how it works!” 🛠️

• New stuff = uncertainty = ew.

• It’s like refusing to clean your room because the mess is “familiar.” 🧦✨

Big Issue?

We’re too short-sighted. Fixing the system takes work now, but the benefits come later. And patience? Not our strong suit. 😅

2️⃣ Rich People Love the Old System 💸

• Spoiler: The system isn’t broken for everyone. The rich and powerful are thriving! 💎

• Oil tycoons, billionaires, and corrupt leaders are like, “Fix the system? Sweetie, I am the system.” 👑

Big Issue?

The people who could fix it don’t want to because it messes with their yacht budgets. 🚤 Priorities, right?

3️⃣ “We Can’t Afford to Fix It” (Lies!) 😤

• “There’s not enough money for healthcare or climate solutions!” they say.

• Meanwhile: Trillions are spent on war, luxury, and Elon Musk’s latest space toy. 🚀💀

Big Issue?

We’re not broke; we just spend our resources like toddlers in a candy store. 🍬

4️⃣ We’ve Been Brainwashed 🤯

• Schools, media, and culture all say: “This is just how it is.”

• Questioning the system? Nope, too radical. Better sit down and behave. 🪑✨

Big Issue?

Nobody tells us the system is rigged, so most people just go along with it. It’s like playing Monopoly but not realizing someone stole the bank. 🤑

5️⃣ The System Is a Trap 🪤

• Jobs, housing, food, healthcare—it’s all tied to the old system.

• Can’t fight the machine when you need it to survive. 🏙️

Big Issue?

People are too tired, broke, or burned out to push for change. It’s giving hamster wheel energy. 🐹

6️⃣ They Keep Us Distracted 🤡

• Instead of fixing the system, we’re told:

“Recycle better!” ♻️

“It’s immigrants’ fault!” 🇺🇸➡️🇲🇽

“Just work harder!” 🏋️‍♀️

Big Issue?

Blame is shifted everywhere except where it belongs—on the system itself. Genius deflection move, honestly. 🥴

7️⃣ No One Wants to Go First 🙈

• Everyone’s waiting for someone else to fix it.

• “Governments will handle it!” (lol, sure).

• “Activists will figure it out!” (they’re trying, but hello, support?).

Big Issue?

We’re all sitting in a group project, hoping someone else will do the work. Spoiler: no one’s doing it. 🥲

So, Why Are Humans Like This?

We’re scared of change, trapped by power dynamics, and drowning in bad habits. Plus, the people in charge are like, “If it ain’t broke (for me), don’t fix it!” 🙄

What Can We Do? (Don’t Panic!) 💡

• Step 1: Question everything. Who benefits from this mess? 🕵️‍♀️

• Step 2: Share ideas for new systems (co-ops, renewables, better healthcare, all the good stuff). 🌱

• Step 3: Support grassroots movements, because real change starts local. 🏡✨

• Step 4: Stop letting billionaires hoard resources like dragons. 🐉🔥

The world doesn’t have to be this messy, babes. Let’s fix it together—one sassy thought at a time. 💅

Catch you next time, change-makers! 🫶 🌍

[hotpinkboots]

Hi!! Mind if I get relationship headcanons of scp 682 with an scp reader? I’d prefer if the reader was also quad (on all fours) and immortal, just so it’s not awkward. I’d also like if the reader and 682 have known eachother for centuries so they’re super inlove <333 and if you don’t mind, maybe some hcs of them having children? Lmk if you don’t want to, that’s totally fine! a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶/̶i̶m̶p̶l̶i̶c̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶’̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶k̶a̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ 👀

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~𝕾𝕮𝕻-682 x SCP!Reader Headcanons~

HELP WHY AREN'T THERE ANY 682 GIFS

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GRGEHDEJXJCKDDGRRR YES THIS IS GLORIOUS

MY REACTION WHEN I SAW THIS REQUEST:

Note: Reader is shaped like alligator frog lizard too I think and if not then at least on all fours as asked, and are pretty much an evil power couple.

Note 2: There's a lil' bit of heated headcanons ofc 💅

Note 3: Some of the words are black to match 682's theme. I suggest turning on a lighter theme to read.

~Enjoy~

★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻-682

★★★★

~YOU'RE THE ONLY LIFE FORM HE LIKES

~Like. he's stupid and in love with you and refuses to let anyone else see it.

~But the security cameras can see, unfortunately.

~Just pokes you in the side with his snoot to get your attention.

~He's a smug and coy bastard who likes to make dark jokes and tease you. He's rude, but in a "I love you but you're stupid but you're really not stupid and I just don't know how to express my love so I'm gonna call you stupid because I love you so you're stupid" way. like he's tsundere but he's not cruel toward you.

~Y'know he's constantly having people on his ass trying to kill him. He's always fine but you like to fuss over him and mutter about humans being scum 💜

~Would cause an absolute damned RIOT if they tried to find a way to kill YOU.

~Gets angry pretty easily, but sitting beside you and grumbling about whatever he's pissed about while you humor him makes him feel better.

~Gets annoyed if you tease him about how grumpy he is, but he ends up chuckling anyway.

~NOW WHEN THINGS GET ALL HEATED aka he's horny, he's a literal animal. I mean. More than he already is.

~Will definitely try to put on a show for you by showing off his ego and resting his muzzle on your head while he tries to seduce you with dirty talk, badically. How the hell is he so human for being such an animal? No one wants to know, honestly 🤡

~SORRY BUT BREEDING KINK. I know I'm like "oh yeah I don't do smut" SO THIS IS THE ONLY THING I'LL SAY.

~Def gonna give you some babies, and all the bitches working at the facility are trying to stop it because they CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER LIZARD THING THAT LEGITIMATELY WON'T DIE

~Sucks to be them I guess because it happens anyway.

~Nudges them babies around to play around, like he does with you.

~He is violently protective of you and the little monster babies.

~Plans are made to separate you from each other and to kill the babies.

~Doesn't work. Nope. Absolutely not. Half the personnel people or whatever died that day.

~682 does seem to be a lot happier with you and some kiddos- It's a huge difference from how usually pissed he constantly is everyday of his life. He's still rude and annoyed, obviously, that'll never change. You and the babies are the only life forms he likes at all, and he's terribly in love with you c:

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⭐REBLOGS⭐>💀LIKES💀

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Join my chat/roleplay server! Here, you'll be able to roleplay as your favorite characters/OC's, make new friends, and get updates on my fanfiction and upcoming videogames!:

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~Love, PinkBoots

[9w1ft]

Do I know all the theories of Kaylor?? Or even Gaylor? Nope I don't. But do I believe that Toe is fake and Kaylor is real? A hundred percent yes!! 💅😎

No, like seriously though I'm scared like what am I supposed to tell people if they ask me why I believe in gaylor 😭 what theory am I supposed to throw at their delusional faces 💀

I'm just too lazy to read everything honestly... ��� my laziness is the only thing holding me back

i think that especially in this day and age there is just way too much information out there, usually unorganized, and heck, oftentimes librarians will just… let their libraries burn down without attempting to save them, so i don’t blame you!

and tbh i think there are only a handful of things one needs to have on their moodboard for kaylor to make sense. the rest is just the community enjoying the community, tbh ☺️

[furasims]

Sim Tag

I was tagged by @memoirsofasim​, thank you sweetie!

💀 What’s your favourite sims death? Well, since my Sims usually pass away peacefully from old age , I don't have a favorite Sim death. However, I do appreciate the diverse range of dramatic and unexpected deaths that can occur in TS, as it adds an element of surprise and unpredictability to the game. Whether it's a Sim getting electrocuted, eaten by a cowplant, or even burned to death while cooking, these events certainly add some excitement to the gameplay.

💅 Alpha CC or Maxis Match? I'm a huge fan of Maxis Match custom content. I find that it seamlessly integrates with the base game and maintains the unique charm and style that drew me to TS in the first place.

💦 Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? No, I like to see their body change over time. I find it even more realistic, especially if they gained weight because of a pregnancy.

🛋️ Do you use move objects? All the time.

💻 Favorite mod? I don’t use mods, I’m too lazy to keep everything up to date.

🛍️ First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? The very first pack I got was Livin’ Large, for TS1. For TS4, it was Get to Work.

🙊 Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? LIVing is my choice :D

❤️ Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? Definitely Twennie from my Not So Berry challenge. She is the worts and best at the same time.

🪞Have you made a simself? I made my family multiple times through the years (and different versions of TS deheh). It’s always fun, but I usually don’t play with those households.

🧠 What sim traits do you give yourself? Creative, Bookworm and Hot-Headed :)

🧑‍🦳 Which is your favorite EA hair color? Red! Favorite EA hair? Everything medium lenght wavy hair

🌱 Favorite life stage? Teenager and Young Adult, because I usually put a lot of effort during those stages to complete careers and challenges. So a looooot usually happens.

🏠 Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? I must admit the ratio between building and gameplay is 80/20 for me. I need to stop building new houses for my challenges, my poor sims are constantly moving.

🎨 Are you a CC creator? I usually do recolors, so I would not consider myself a CC creator.

🤝Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? All the beautiful simmers I usually interact through tumblr or discord channels I’m in.

🎮 What’s your favorite game? Packs with University are usually my favs, regardless of the Sims edition.

📦Do you have any sims merch? Nope! But I dream of having a Plumbob lamp one day.

📼 Do you have a YouTube for sims? No (or not yet!)

👴How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing? Nowadays I manly play challenges, which I came to know through Tumblr something like 6 years ago. Before that, I used to create very regular households and just play them through the generations, but without any official goal to follow.

🪪 What’s your Origin ID? plusbizarre

👜 Who’s your favorite CC creator? I don’t have a fav, I love too many D: to name just a few: HulaZombie, pyxis, Aira.

📅 How long have you had a simblr? Since March 2018!

🖌️ How do you edit your pictures? I use GShade in-game, so I don’t have to adjust my screens anymoreto fit a particular aesthetic. I do use Photoshop to add moodlets and icons from the game.

⏭️ What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? I really need TS5 to come out soon.

💌 What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? Seasons, Island Living and Discover University

Tagging: whoever would like to participate, please feel as tagged :D

[thejsorcerer]

I've been inspired by @asexualone to do a post like this one so shoutout to them for the idea 💡

Signs I should've known I was an aroace lesbian long ago: ⚘

What's an aroace lesbian you ask? Well, every aspec lesbian has a different experience. I, personally, define it as experiencing little to no romantic & sexual attraction (aspec) but still feeling some kind of attraction to women & desiring a relationship with one 🌸

Disclaimer: these have no particular order, I'll just write down all that come to mind first.

Growing up, when watching movies & TV shows I always focused more on the girls and always said I wanted to be their friends and be in awe of how pretty they were.

After watching Avengers in 2012 I was SO obsessed with Scarleth Johansson that I went and watched every single movie I could where she starred. Hence my divergent obsession months later 😂

I can recall at least 3 girls I was obsessed with, during elemtary school. I wanted to be their friend and play with them and have them pay attention to me only etc etc... this never happened with a boy ☠

In middle school, when all my classmates where obsessed with Nick Jonas and Channing Tatum, I remember wanting to "fit in" and went on Pinterest, created a board for "celebrity crushes" and added every single guy I could think of.... not an hour later I was deleting said board because I just didn't get the appeal 😭

I went to an all girls elementary/middle school. Nothing else to add 🤭

I never get crushes, like I have literally never seen someone and thought I'd date them or they'd make a good partner. Nope. Not even girls, like I would KNOW if it was romantic or not. BUT I've always had squishes and mistook them for crushes, and only on girls... 😬 I have met girls and instantly felt a very strong attraction and feeling like I'd do anything for them and wanting to spent all the time I can around them; someone should've told me about aromanticism honestly 😂 Like I can't remember this happening with boys, like an intense interest in them. Never 💀

Fast-foward to high school, I met this girl at church (2 years older than me) who I just connected with instantly and we became super close, we would spent all the services and youth activities together, we talked about literally anything and everything. we were very affectionate physically (which is something I never do with anyone bc I'm touch averse) and I was totally okay with it. One of the best friendships I've ever had 💖 and also the one I miss the most bc were no longer that close due to college and her moving out of town :((

Teenage years: I was never interested in dating boys (I would find any random excuse to not have to go out with the ones that asked me out) and I was always seen as the "weird" one bc of it. I remember telling a friend one day that I would much rather spent the day with her than go out with X guy 🤡

I never understood kisses like it seemed weird to me how you smash your mouth with someone else's. But when watching a kiss play in a movie or show I NEVER, never payed attention to the guy and only focus on the girl 💀 and I didn't question this like ??? June you're a bit 💅

Had this conversation with a guy friend once: "girls are obviously prettier than men" and he was like "I know, right" like, bro didn't even question my outwardly gay comment lol 👀

I've never seen someone and thought "I'd fck that." I have never felt sexual attraction. I'm ✨ ace ✨ but I remember once when I saw this girl in a coffee shop and having a full on gay panic bc WHY is she so pretty (note that during this moment I was very religious so it made me develop some internalized homophobia 😐).

Had a family member once ask me "so where's the boyfriend?" To which I answered "there's isn't one." & then "and a girlfriend?" And I was so lost like: there isn't one either 😅? Now that I think about it, my family probably suspects I'm a lesbian lol.

In high school, I had this mini-obsession with a girl & I thought she was the prettiest girl in the classroom, I always felt nervous around her. Once I got assigned a seat next to her for a whole semester and we became good friends 🤭 I was always excited to go to the class where I would be next to her.

When I read Loveless by Alice Oseman I full on thought "WHY DID SHE LITERALLY WRITE MY STORY THO" bc I could relate TOO MUCH to the mc, Georgia 🥰 but it also confused me a lot bc I related to some comments Pip (Georgia's lesbian bff) said about being too close with girl friends and stuff...

I remember deciding I will never get married when I was like 17 and much rather spent my adult years traveling around the world with my girl best friend ☺

When I found out I was asexual I remember telling my sister "I still want a partner though... and I wouldn't mind if they were a girl." UM EXCUSE ME 😳 yeah and I still didn't consider my attraction to women for like 5 months later 😂😂😂

In conclusion, I should've realized a bit earlier that I'm aspec (belong in ace and aro spectrums) & a lesbian. I hope this was at least fun to read 💕