#karlnapity blurb

[kakerutori-ia]

Random blurb also HELLO KARLNAPITY TAG <33333 I STILL LOVE YOU GUYS SM y’all have never left my wandering heart. Anyway.

I am highly considering a Karlnapity tattoo. Like maybe a swirl, a flame, and a feather or something. I an so averse to pain, but I want it so bad right now. Idk-

[keeperofthebox]

I'm visiting your inbox to peek at ANY number of your favorite fics you've written, to be answered at any time in any format. Feel free to ramble about them as much as you like 😈

sunny ur so sweetums <3

i have a few i can talk about..!

bon voyage - rated g, miraculous, incomplete, ~40kish as of right now

i mean honestly this is the proudest i've been of a chapter fic (not that i have many - i've only gotten more than 15k deep into, like, three in my life). but i've gotten halfway through writing bon voyage, it's coherent (i hope), i know exactly what i'm trying to tell the reader and i like that message, it has all sorts of my favorite things, it appeals to me aesthetically... the list goes on. i'm not always so good at finishing what i start but i'd like to think i'll finish this one just because i genuinely like it so much, but i don't take it so seriously that it isn't fun to write anymore.

too-loo-ry-aye - rated t, infinity train, complete, 11k

this is one of my favorite longer oneshots i've ever written. i knew what i wanted to convey to the reader, i had a VISION, and i feel proud of how i conveyed it. i came at it so carefully because i wanted to respect the heaviness of what i was talking about and the fact that i was going outside my own experience to write it (i'm gay but i'm white so i can only relate to half of what's discussed in the fic), and of course i'll always want feedback but so far i've heard from others that i did an okay job and it resonated which is everything i could have asked for. i love you pickleboy <3

follow across - rated t, final fantasy vii (the og), complete, ~3k

hnnngh clerith (end of blurb) (jk) honestly they are just so ridiculously important to me and i see their relationship in such a specific melancholic hesitant light that i don't really see explored that often? i love the art i did for this fic i think it's probably one of my favorite illustrations i've ever made. and i'm really proud of how i captured the mood between scenes. basically i think i just nailed what i was going for. this fic takes a canon scene in the game and essentially adds onto it!

and finally we go under the cut for the fandom quarantine

i used to be really active in the DSMP fandom and i still treasure some of the characters but for obvious reasons i have no interest anymore lol

nails on a chalkboard - rated g, dream smp, complete, ~2k

i wrote this before i had really learned all of the lore for c!karlnapity but i had so many big feelings about them i needed to put it somewhere and the motif of c!quackity catching himself hurting others again in his desperation but realizing it and stopping and choosing to be kinder just really meant a lot to me. even though i'd write it differently now, i needed to write this fic when i did, and i captured what i was trying to. so i'm proud of it, more than anything else i wrote for that fandom

[starlitt]

Diary Excerpts of Karl Jacobs

March 20, 2021

The Other Side looks cool. I stayed there for a moment, it said I was home but after reading it I was back in Kinoko. Perhaps that’s why it asked to explore sometime and not now. I hope it’s as safe as it seems.

March 31, 2021

Sapnap keeps talking about someone named Quackity. Apparently we were all friends, or closer than such. I can’t quite remember anyone by that name, I just know Sapnap and George. Who’s Quackity?

May 7, 2021

Kinoko Kingdom is thriving! I’m excited to see what the future holds for our nation.

Sapnap keeps bringing up someone though. He’s always standing by the watch tower and doesn’t come down until it’s late past dinner. He always seems to be waiting for something, or someone?

October 13, 2021

We haven’t been able to travel the lands much. All Sapnap and I know are the premises of Kinoko Kingdom but I can’t go. It’s too much running a country. Maybe Sapnap can find the time to look around, see if we have any neighbours and such? If a situation ever arises it’d be good to have some alliances. I’ll be sure to talk to Sapnap about that.

October 22, 2021

He agreed! We’re both busy however so it may be a bit before he’s able to go but once he’s done planning out the military he’ll start exploring. I wonder if there’s any nations closeby we didnt run into somehow. It gets a bit lonely with George constantly asleep and Sapnap in the watch tower for most of the day.

November 26, 2021

Sapnap said he’s leaving in the morning to explore the lands. I won’t be going but he promises to bring me something.

November 27, 2021

He brought back my murderer. The man behind my death. He brought him back to the safety of my own Kingdom and had the audacity to tell me to hear him out. Why was he acting like I owed him anything? He was the reason I lost a life, if anything Sapnap should be hearing me out to tell him to leave!

November 28, 2021

Sapnap said the man’s name was Quackity. The name feels familiar and I almost caught myself smiling as I tried to recall where I knew him from. Oddly enough it wasn’t my death that my mind decided to wander off to in hopes of remembering that name but something I couldn’t quite understand.

[eminems-skittles]

karlnap x reader getting kittens together 🥰

just a small dialogue blurb for now since i’m leaving for class in a few minutes <3 spam my inbox with karlnap x reader, dteam x reader, or any poly ship pls i beg <3

“can’t we adopt all of them?” you begged as the three of you walked through the cat area of the shelter. “i’ll feed them everyday.”

“yeah sap, can we?” karl joined in, making puppy dog eyes at sapnap.

“guys you know we can only get one cat right now,” sapnap replied.

“well how many kittens can we get?” you asked. the boys turned to where you had stopped a few feet back. the crate had three tiny black and grey kittens sleeping inside it

“what?” sapnap asked, walking over to you and slipping his arms around your waist.

“you said we can only get one cat so…how many kittens can we get?” you asked again.

“y/n…i don’t kn-” he was cut off by you spinning around in his arms. you shared a look with karl and he moved sapnaps arm so he could stand next to you.

“pleaseeeee,” you both begged in unision.

“look they need a home. they lost their mom,” karl pointed out, reading the little information card on the crate.

“and it’s one of each of us,” you added.

sapnap looked between you both before signing and nodding his head. “okay let’s adopt them!”

you and karl both cheered, wrapping your arms around sapnap and jumping up and down.

“you guys are children.”

[damnednyx]

/dsmp /rp

Dream and Quackity both try to burn down kinoko and the only people still tying them to their respective humanity are standing in their way.

George and Quackity, clothes singed and blood roaring, with leftover tenderness in their hearts for each other. Facing the other obvious option is too painful of course. So they face each other and pretend it doesn't hurt as much to look at a friend and not recognise who he is.

Quackity cannot look sapnap in the eye as he flicks the first lit match. Dream cannot look away from george as the fire roars, deafening, George's lips move but there are no words, or maybe everything else is just too loud for him. He vividly remembers a time when George was louder.

Sapnap ever the fighter is still and on the grass, alive, armour hanging off of his shoulder, blood painting the flower path Tina made. He closes his eyes to rest just a bit. George is safe. Karl is safe, so it won't hurt to rest for just a few seconds.

Quackity doesn't stay because that'll raise questions of prison and dream was conveniently there to rehash the stories, make it his own, twist it to put him in a bad light as he always does. He's the good guy. Why don't people just get it? Those three months were more than what Dream will ever admit to, Quackity knows this. And yet- for the greater good, for power, for Las Nevadas. Quackity repeats it in his head until he reaches the highest tower and stay all night watching as the fire makes everything that once was dear, disappear.

[r4in-nsfw]

ayup rain. its pan emoji\ :> anon since i forgot which one i used so i used both lol

i think that a karlnapity x reader soulmate&hybrid AU is really interesting.

duck quackity

blaze sapnap

idk what hybrid suits karl so you can choose

and a cat hybrid reader

quackity and sapnap fuck karl and reader untill their fucked dumb and tell them that they are theirs and that they love them-

my heart is falling apart

from pan emoji\ :> anon <3

AHHHH ok I’ve never been into like- hybrids. But this is so cute

I’m not sure what hybrid karl would be. I’m thinking also a cat or something. It just makes sense

I love the thought of that though. It truly is so cute, Sapnap is being so gentle with you two, and qauckity is being so kind about it as well, praising you both the whole time

also, I will be updating things. I won’t be doing any stories. I will be doing blurbs and things like these^ head cannons and all that. So if I haven’t ever replied to ur request, that’s why guys. Very sorry, just so busy and tired.

[grace122]

Karlnap blurb <3

Advise: Long as fuck like Foolish's dick

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Sapnap clicked his tongue as he stared from afar at his boyfriend jokingly flirting with all their friends. Truth to be told, Karl had promised him today was their night. Their. Him and Sapnap. But no, Karl gets an invitation from their friends and he accepts on the spot and grabs Sapnap with him. He was more than pissed to his boyfriend.

Not only the fact that Karl accepted their friend's plan upsets him, but the dumbass had to fucking flirt with them too? He wanted to go back home, he wasn't enjoying anything about this night. So he got up and started to walk outside the place they were in. Punz noticed this and told Karl, mostly asking him why Sapnap was upset.

Karl stared at Punz slightly confused, he didn't notice his boyfriend leaving nor being upset. "I'll go talk to him, this is weird for me too" he answered, practically running towards Sapnap. "Sap! wait!" the ravenette huffed before turning around to face his boyfriend.

"Why are you leaving?" Sapnap crossed his arms at his question. "Because I'm not enjoying anything of this night, first of, you promised this night was going to be for the both of us, but immediately accepted Punz's invitation to hangout without even asking me if I wanted to, second of, I don't enjoy the idea nor the act of seeing MY boyfriend flirt and kiss other people." He took a deep breath before continuing, "So now I'm going home, you do whatever the fuck you want, it's none of my business" he turned to continue walking. Karl was perplexed at his words, feeling awful for how he treated his boyfriend.

Maybe he could fix it? Karl sent a text to Punz that he was going home with Sapnap. He quickly went after Sapnap once he sent the text, just to start walking quietly and in silence next to him.

Sapnap didn't speak at all through all the walk, and neither did Karl, scared of messing the situation even more. Both reached their home, Karl being the one opening the door for Sapnap to enter. The ravenette gazed at his boyfriend but just nodded as a thank you and walked inside.

Karl, Karl was nervous. He didn't know what to do now. Sure, he wanted to fix his mistake, but he didn't knew how. "Sap... can we talk?" he spoke softly, carefully. Sapnap had sat on the couch and barely looked up at Karl when he talked. He didn't say anything, more than an affirmative sound coming from his lips.

Karl sat next to him. "I'm terribly sorry for what I did, Sap" he started, blue eyes barely focusing on the brunette's face but listening to him nonetheless. "I'm sorry I changed the plans at last minute, I'm sorry I didn't ask for your opinion to go to the party, I'm sorry I made you feel uncomfortable in the party, I'm so sorry" he apologized, his eyes almost tearing up. Knowing the truth was hard, but being the one to spoke it was worse, as words almost didn't leave his throat.

Sapnap stared at him as his left hand came in contact with his face, slowly caressing it. "Don't cry, doesn't suit you" the ravenette chuckled a little bit. "You're forgiven, Karl, just... don't let it happen again, I know you wouldn't do something like that on purpose". he mumbled, letting the brunette get comfortable on him. "I promise I won't let it happen again" Karl mumbled on Sapnap's ear.

They stayed like that for what seemed hours, just embracing themselves in eachother's warmth. "Love..." Karl hummed in his ear "Can I compensate you?" he spoke softly, locking eyes with the man underneath him. Sapnap's cheeks turned slightly red at the implications, but nodded nonetheless. Karl smiled at his reaction, reaching slowly for his lips.

They had no rush. The night was young and all for them alone. Karl kissed Sapnap so gentle but eager, as if Sapnap was the only thing in the planet that could keep him alive in that exact moment. Clumsy hands came to surround his neck, making him smile in the kiss. Soft moans in the back of their throats, alongside soft heavy breaths when they separated to breath each time were all that accompanied them.

"Karl..." Sapnap mumbled, his voice sounding a little sore. There was no need to say his name, he just felt like he needed to. "Yes, love?" Karl asked in a shushed tone, making his way to drop soft kisses around the ravenette's neck. "Do we have to move?" he mumbled, turning his head to let Karl more free space on his neck. Karl hummed as he kept on sucking on a specific spot, thinking the question just made. "I don't think so, my Pandas, I could simply fuck you in the couch" he answered, daring to lick a trace his boyfriend's neck. "Do you want to move to our bed?" he asked him, looking at him in the eyes with love.

Sapnap felt his heart melting at the sight, not being able to hide himself from such eyes fulfilled with love. "Don't think it's necessary..." he answered, letting himself being wrapped again in Karl's affection. Soft kisses and short bites marking his whole neck. Whimpers could be heard in the air as they kept on teasing eachother, clothes slowly being forgotten on the floor.

Sapnap layed down on the couch, his naked body completely at Karl's mercy. The brunette's hands never stopped moving over his boyfriend's body. His teeth capturing and marking each trace of white skin he could found. Sapnap never felt his body so heated, and he never felt himself so exposed at his boyfriend. "So pretty baby" Karl praised him, a wide smile showing on his face, soft kisses being disposed on his chest. "Now, I'm going to find the lube, alright? Just lay down and be pretty" he kissed Sapnap's forehead just to get up from the coach and go to their room in search of the lube.

"You still look as pretty as I left you" Karl purred as he sat himself between Sapnap's legs. "Now, could you open your legs nicely for me?" he asked in a sweet tone, softly caressing Sapnap's tights. The ravenette blushed at the petition, but opened his legs nonetheless, letting his boyfriend see him completely exposed at his mercy. "So good for me, Sappy" Karl cooed and praised with a smile, giving a small kiss on top of Sapnap's dick. Giggling when it twitched near his lips.

Karl opened the lube bottle and put a generous amount of the transparent liquid on his fingers. Sapnap didn't dare to stare at his boyfriend, even if he had seen this multiple times and had done it multiple times to himself, it was still slightly embarrassing for him to be opened wide by his own boyfriend. Although he had to admit that his fingers felt much better than his own, even if he had fingers thicker than his boyfriend, his were larger and reached better the important places inside Sapnap. His breath hitched when he felt Karl's fingers tease his entrance. "Karl... Karl please, don't tease me" the ravenette couldn't help but whine, the night had been too much to be teased by his boyfriend. "Sorry darling, I promise I won't tease you too much" Karl remarked his words with a kiss on Sapnap's lips. Using it as a excuse to drown Sapnap's moans in his throat.

Karl started to move his fingers slowly. He just needed to prepare his boyfriend for his own dick, so there was no rush to tease Sapnap's prostate in that exact moment. He did, however, let himself get drunk on the sweet sounds his boyfriend made by his own movements. "So pretty, Sappy, such pretty noises" Karl praised him, sweetly smiling at the way the ravenette moved. "Karl~ fuck- please, just fuck me" Sapnap whined, tangling his fingers in the curly mess that was Karl's hair. "Of course, baby, so good for asking nicely" Karl disposed a trail of kisses down his throat, making the ravenette gasp underneath him.

The youngest whined at the lost of fingers inside him, which only made Karl hum in amusement. "When was the last time your pretty hole was full, love?" the taller one asked, genuineness fulling his voice, with no intention of shaming his boyfriend. "Too long... please Karl, 's been too long" Sapnap gasped, holding himself with Karl's arms. "Oh, my poor lover" the brunette cooed, kissing softly his boyfriend's pectorals. "I'll make you feel full, don't worry" he whispered like a secret, but whenever it was his tone or what the words meant, such a simple sentence was enough to make Sapnap's face to turn red in slight embarrassment and arousal. "Please..." was all he said, wanting more than anything in that exact moment to be full due to his lover.

Karl took once again the bottle of lube, to lubricate his dick this time. He groaned at bit at the friction, as he had neglected his dick the whole time until that moment. And once he felt it was enough, he positioned himself on Sapnap's entrance. Slow but surely, he started to push the head of his dick inside of his boyfriend. Who made a mix between a whimper and a gasp at the feeling. "Karl~ please~, please, please, please, just get inside already" Sapnap begged in a tone higher than he ever heard, although none of them cared about that in this exact moment. "Such an eager boy, aren't you?" Karl hummed, obeying the pretty noises that the man underneath him made and started to go deeper inside of him. Both males groaned at the feeling, it has been too long since the last time they did this, going on with their days with no more than messy make-outs or occasional handjobs.

"Ah~ So warm and tight~" Karl purred happily, he almost had forgotten how it felt to be inside his partner, and he had ignored how much he missed it. "So pretty for me, Sappy" he kissed all his face, relaying on the sweet whimpers and gasps the ravenette made to continue. "Mmm, Karl~" Sapnap slurred out his name, already feeling high on the feeling. "Feels s' good", the words didn't seem enough, "mmm full..." Karl smiled softly at the praise. "Mhm, now you're full like you deserve baby" Karl hummed softly, his hips moving slowly alongside Sapnap's. Heavy breaths and soft moans slipped lovingly from the ravenette's lips.

•••

It was a matter of time before the high feeling made them search for more. Karl was still caring with Sapnap's body, not wanting to bruise it in an unpleasant way as that night was fully domestic for them. But anybody nearby who heard them would believe that they were fucking like brutal beasts, Sapnap moaning louder as Karl kept on fucking him dumb on the couch. If the neighbors didn't knew who lived there, they sure knew now, as the name of Karl was spoken with such lewd sounds it was difficult not to hear them.

Karl wasn't so silent either, being shamelessly vocal at the addictive feelings that only Sapnap could make him feel. Sapnap's name sounded more cut off and breathless than Karl's, as the brunette loved how Sapnap's neediness affected him. Making him obey the short pleases for more. It was like Sapnap could ask for anything in that exact moment, and Karl wouldn't be able to deny it.

"Karl~ 'm close, please~!" Sapnap begged, not that he needed to, but stared at Karl's eyes the best he could with watery eyes. Karl groaned at the sight, as Sapnap looked absolutely ruined underneath him. "Karl please~" the ravenette surrounded his neck, getting him closer. "Please?" he mumbled, pleading eyes locked with lustful ones. "Fuck baby" Karl moaned as he kept on fucking his boyfriend. "Come for me, love, don't need to ask me pretty" he whispered in a breathless tone, biting down on Sapnap's neck as he could feel his body getting closer to release. "'m thank you! thank you!" Sapnap moaned loudly, hiding his face between Karl's shoulder as he stained both of their chests. Karl groaned as he overstimulated the ravenette, making him whimper on his skin. "Just a little bit more, love, I'm close" he promised in shushed tones to him, holding him close by his waist. It only took a couple of thrusts more for the brunette to release inside of the Texan man, making both of them fall on the couch exhausted.

Hazel eyes locked with caramel ones, a soft smile crossing their lips as they stared at one another. "Hi" Karl mumbled, his voice full of love for his partner. A tired hum was all he got as an answer, but the ravenette never stopped smiling. "Should I prepare a bath for us?" Karl asked him as he caressed his face, his smile growing wider as Sapnap practically melted at the touch. "Mmmm.... yes please..." the ravenette mumbled, slowly playing with his hand. "Alright, I'll take care of it" Karl nodded, giving his boyfriend a small kiss on the lips before getting up. "Love you..." Sapnap whispered, his throat hurting for making so much noise before. The brunette softly played with his hair before disposing a small kiss on the top of his head. "I love you too Sappy"

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This was, way to domestic for what I usually write, but I loved it <3

—🐼☕

ahhh this is amazing like always, you popped off!!!

[star-strings-spills]

I wonder how many chunks Sapnap's explored searching for Karl by now, he's been missing for months... It's like he vanished without a trace, and Sapnap fears what he might find at this point if he does turn up somewhere.

He hasn't seen Quackity since the Vault, but then again, neither has really made much of an effort to reconnect... It's funny to think about honestly, considering they're supposed to be fiancés and all that.

Poor Sapnap, the lone piece trying to hold a trio together once again, left behind just the same as before... He doesn't have any clue that Karl can't remember him, let alone his own name wherever he's currently lost in time. Quackity refuses to even acknowledge his existence when mentioned by anyone in Las Nevadas, and a wedding is the last thing on his mind with Dream to worry about.

Kinoko Kingdom was meant to be a place for them to start over - start a life together, even. Now it's only a hollow ghost town, grand structures unoccupied and doomed before it could even become a home.

Two tarnished rings rest against his chest on a chain, two friendship bracelets hang on by threads to his wrist. He doesn't have the heart to throw them away just yet, nor does he have the strength to accept the matching sets are well beyond long gone.

Hey Sparrow how's Karlnapity doing?

HEY ELLIOT. HOW’S C!DREAM DOING. PROBABLY TERRIBLE CONSIDERING HE’S STILL BEING ABUSED IN PRISON. HE’S PROBABLY TERRIFIED THAT ANY DAY C!SAM IS GONNA COME AND TELL C!QUACKITY HE’S STILL THERE. HE’S PROBABLY DOING REALLY BAD.

[bivwifeybunny]

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Sapnap:

It Hurts But I Won't Fight You - angst/fluff, sfw, not requested, c!sapnap, full fic

dom!Sapnap x pillow princess! reader - nsfw, requested, blurb

blaze hybrid!Sapnap hcs - nsfw, requested

fuckboy!Sapnap hcs - nfsw, requested

Just around the corner, darlin - sfw, not requested, blurb, Southern!Sapnap

Southern!Sapnap blurb - sfw, requested

Car sex - nsfw, requested, full fic

Too hot - suggestive, requested, blurb

My girl - southern!sapnap, fluff, requested, one shot

Karl:

Stepbro!Karl - nsfw, requested, stepcest, blurb

Honeymoon blurb - nsfw, requested

Punz:

fuckboy!Punz hcs - nsfw, requested

dogboy!Punz hcs - nsfw, requested

Idiots (in love) - sfw, not requested, full fic

Pillow fort - nsfw, requested, full fic

Foolish:

My Special Girl - sfw, requested, short fic

Karlnap:

It Hurts But I Won't Fight You - angst/fluff, sfw, not requested, x reader, full fic

Unrecognizable - angst, sfw, not requested, x reader, full fic

Punznap:

Nothing yet

Himbros:

Nothing yet

[sing-me-under]

Sometimes I wonder why I don’t see enough analyses of the DSMP from a literary perspective. Like, there’s a lot of analyses from a meta perspective, but I rarely see actual literary analyses. You know, the kind where you feel like the writer is really stretching their interpretations for the sake of meaning. I know it can be kind of boring and very academic, but I think the DSMP could use literary interpretations. It might not be the authorial intent, but I like literary analyses for the fun of it.

For example:

c!Tommy’s character arc is a coming of age tragedy about growing out of the maladaptive black vs white/heroes vs villains mentality.

c!Phil and c!Quackity are foils to each other through how they trust or distrust people and their opposing stances on materialism (and how their conflicting lessons only confused c!Tommy)

or my favorite

c!Karlnapity and the course of their relationships with each other and others as told through the metaphors of seasonal change

I could write whole five page essays on each topic in a college approved format, but that’d be a little too many words for Tumblr, so I’ll just keep them to palatable-sized rants and blurbs.

I don’t know. I just really like the pretentiousness of literary analyses. Doesn’t have to be taken seriously or even accurately, but I just find them interesting.

[celestialking]

onyx holy shit the karlnap blurb 🫣😵‍💫

[honeybunnybeez]

IF ITS ALRIGHT CAN YOU DO A PART 2 OF KISS IT BETTER THAT WAS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY I LOVED IT

Love me sweeter

♡Genre: Fluff!

♡Poly!Karlnapity x crush!GN!reader

♡Format: Fanfiction

♡Reader is Gender Neutral!

♡Summary: Part 2 of, Kiss it better. Karl, Sapnap and Quackity still cling onto that promise of yours for a lunch date and more kisses. However, you certainly didn't expect it to go this way at all. You certainly aren't complaining though.

Quackity: (y/n)

Quackity: (y/n)

Quackity: (y/n)

Quackity: (Y/N)!

Sapnap: Babe, give it a rest, they're probably busy.

Karl: Wait, let me try.

Quackity: If they didn't respond to me what makes you think they'd respond to you?

Sapnap: He's got you there, Karl.

Karl: Watch this.

Karl: (y/n)?

(Y/n): Yes, Karl my beloved?

Sapnap: What the heck!?

Quackity: (Y/N), HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?

You can't help but laugh as they accuse you of favouritism, jokingly arguing amongst themselves about it. You had just finished patching up Sam after another recent burn injury and were currently putting away your bandages and empty potion bottles. Taking out your clock real quick, you panic a little seeing that it was already 11:30, you haven't even gathered the ingredients for lunch you promised them yet.

"I really should stop talking about the kids to Sam when I'm in a rush," you mumble to yourself, knowing full well that you aren't going to stick to what you said.

Once everything is placed back where it should be you finally check your communicator again.

Quackity: (y/n), come oooon, don't ignore us again.

Karl: You ignored me as well :(

Sapnap: (y/n), it's importaaant.

(Y/n): Alright, alright, I'm back on.

(Y/n): You guys are so needy

Karl: I thought you loved that about us?

(Y/n): Not when I'm working, sweetheart.

You couldn't hear it (of course you couldn't, you lived pretty far away from them after all), but Karl was currently giggling like a mad man while Sapnap and Quackity playfully argued with him once again.

"Seriously!? You get the pet name too?

"Karl Jacobs, is there some sort of trick to wooing them that you aren't telling us?"

"I'm just adorable, you two," and his fiances couldn't even deny that. Instead of continuing to 'fight' over it, they huddle closer to Karl with fake pouts on their faces, eyes glued back onto their communicators.

(Y/n): Anyways, any reason why you three were blowing up my phone?

Karl: Don't cook lunch.

You hate how instantly you sighed in relief at that message-

Quackity: And wear something nice that you don't mind getting destroyed!

Sapnap: In case our little picnic trip goes south :P

(Y/n): A picnic?

Karl: Yeah, something romantic!

(Y/n): You three are pretty serious about this date, huh?

Sapnap: Of course we are, you didn't think we were kidding did you?

You feel yourself getting embarrassed as you read Sapnap's message over again. You genuinely did think this was more of a friendly date than a romantic one, and could anyone blame you? The three of them have always been rather physically affectionate with you, so you had always assumed that the feelings you all shared were simply platonic. You're glad to be proven wrong of course but still, you feel your heart race as you realized that they meant business.

Quackity: (y/n)?

(Y/n): Yup, yup, still here, sorry, I was just eyeing a creeper from across my home.

Sapnap: Everything safe?

(Y/n): Yup, the fucker got taken out by a skeleton, anyways!

(Y/n): When are you guys coming over?

Karl: 1:30 sound good to you?

(Y/n): Perfect, I'll see you fella's soon

Sapnap: ♡!!!

Karl: ♡! :D

Quackity: ♡ ;)

A sudden knock on your door almost makes the cookie you were holding in your mouth drop to the floor as you let out a startled gasp. Thankfully, you catch it in time and yell out that you'd be at the door in a moment. Grabbing the container of cookies you managed to bake thanks to some leftover dough from days before, you make your way over to your front door quickly, throwing it open with much more enthusiasm than you were hoping to show.

"Surprise!" Karl happily exclaims while giving you a giant hug. You can't help but giggle and hug him back tightly as well. Over his shoulder you see Sapnap carrying a basket while Quackity carries a blanket. They give you excited smiles paired with a little wave, something you can't help but return.

When Karl pulls away, you can see him giggling nervously and flushing a little red, rubbing the back of his neck while he does so.

"Sorry, got a little excited there."

You tell him with a smile that it's fine and take a step back to admire all three of them in their clean clothes and neat hair. It's pretty rare to catch all three of them looking like this, especially Sapnap.

"Taking in how handsome we look?" Sapnap can't help but joke.

"Nah, more like how this is the first time you three have visited me without looking like a bunch of stray cats." A chorus yell of, "Hey!" causes a breath of laughter to escape your lips.

"We'll try to be on our best behavior," Quackity tries to reassure.

Karl isn't having it though and adds in a, "The keyword being try, (y/n)," causing Quackity to lightly punch his arm.

You roll your eyes, knowing that by the end of today they'll probably need quick patch ups anyways, but hey, that just means they'll be spending more time with you.

"Alright, alright, enough talking! Let's get going before the sun sets," taking one of your free hands, Sapnap is quick to take ahold of it and start walking you to the direction of their little picnic site. Along the way, Karl had taken your cookie container to hold your other hand while Quackity linked arms with Sapnap's free arm. They wouldn't let go of you or one another for the entire trip and the feeling gave you butterflies as you felt incredibly included and tended to.

The area was quite a walk away from the rest of society, you had to go through quite the trip before finally arriving. However, the trip was certainly worth it as you four finally arrived at a lovely, almost impossibly serene area deep in a forest biome. Under a specific oak tree they had lead you to, you can see torches lit up with flowers decorating the small area around it. You can't help but hide your face as you feel yourself growing impossibly flustered by the incredibly simple but cheesy setting.

"It isn't much, but we thought it would be nice to do something cute," Sapnap explains sheepishly. "Since this is our first date together and all."

"Do you like it?" Quackity asks, looking at you hopefully.

"I-I, I love it a lot," you say, trying your best to keep your voice from cracking. The words lay on the tip of your tongue as you hesitate to say it, but after peaking through your fingers a little and seeing the lovestruck expression they send your way, you can't help but let your confession slip past your lips, "I love you guys a whole lot too..."

At your confession, the three of them are quick to drop what they were holding to the side and pull you in for a tight hug. They giggle as they watch you press your hands closer to your face, kissing the top of you head and telling you how adorable they think you are.

"You have no idea how relieved we are to hear that, (y/n)," Karl confesses.

"I thought my heart was going to drop onto the floor when I heard it," Sapnap can't help but add with a chuckle.

"Does this mean we can steal all the kisses we want from you now, (y/n)?" Quackity asks, pressing one more kiss against your temple.

Slowly, you start to lower your hands away from your face, looking into the eyes of the three men smiling down on you with huge grins stuck on their faces.

"Like all of us not dating ever stopped you guys from stealing them before," you quietly sass back, causing the three of them to start kissing you more and more until you're squealing with laughter.

Well, sure they did steal countless of kisses from you before you four were an item but now things were different. You were theirs just as much as they were yours, and that just made the kisses and cuddles all the more sweeter.

A/N: Hhh, I'm so glad some of you guys enjoyed my little KarlNapIty blurb! I really hope this lives up to the first one but I'm not very confident in it if I'm being honest ^^'. I genuinely love this pair with all my heart and writing for them is lowkey an addiction XD Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed reading this!

(Requests are open and anon is on!)

[dreamersdivine]

Carving pumpkins

Warnings: tiny mention of alcohol

Summary: just some pumpkin carving experiences with different people

A/n: even though it is tagged “x reader” this is all purely platonic !! you will find no romance here :) also its super short blurbs 

Karlnap

"And we'll do cursed shots out of them," Sapnap had been explaining what you'll do for the pumpkin carving stream. You and Karl giggled. 

"We'll be doing shots, you can have fruit punch," 

Sapnap looked taken aback. "But- ugh," Honestly neither of you ended up drinking because none of you could stomach the insides of the pumpkin. 

"This is gross," you muttered, scraping some out. 

"Oh really?" Sapnap shoved some in your face trying not to make himself sick. You shrieked and shoved it towards him. Sapnap yelped as it got all over his lap.

 Karl during that moment had excused himself to get more monster but returned to the two of you arguing and chat picking sides and waging points. 

Dream team

Sapnap remembered just how grossed out you were from your trip with Karl so once again he attempted to torture you. Except this time George got in his way.

 "Sapnap," he snapped. "Stop that," 

You and Dream stifled giggles as George proceeded to chew Sapnap out.  You had learned your lesson however. This time you were painting on top of the pumpkin instead of carving. Dreams pumpkin was good. One side had his signature smiley face and another a Minecraft block. 

Since Dream was done first he ended up making apple cider for the rest of you and tried to help with the pumpkins. 

George wanted to make a pumpkin with rat on it. Actually. It wasn't George who wanted that. Quackity had called him up and said he should make a rat pumpkin then throw it on the ground. Of course he agreed. 

Safe to say your pumpkin was the only one that made it to the next morning. You suspect the boys just broke them after you went to bed but none of them spoke up.

Foolish, Sam, and Ponk

It was a bit upsetting that none of you were able to make It to each other. For Halloween you desperately wanted to meet up with each other. 

So you did what anyone else would have done and put Halloween skins on Minecraft and ran around the smp together. 

You did all the usual stuff. Try and steal Foolish's shulker box, trapped ponk in obsidian, even ran away from Sam as he tried to kill you all. 

"Oh my gosh guys," you gasped as foolish and Sam made kissy noises. "We can carve pumpkins in here," 

"I have a ton of concrete," Foolish agreed. 

You then spent the next hour building the giant pumpkin only to carve a simple smiley face. 

"Alright guys I've almost got it done," Sam said. You hadn't realized he had disappeared in the building process. 

"Got- got what done?" 

"This," he chuckled. Halloween colored fireworks erupted out of a hole on the top of the pumpkin. The smile was a little lopsided and you had run out of orange while building and replaced it with yellow but you wouldn't have traded the pumpkin for anything else. 

Just hopefully it would survive the next country extinction event. 

Punz and Boomer 

Punz wouldn't be 100% down for carving pumpkins at first. Honestly he just didn't feel like having to scoop all the seeds out and such. You and Boomer would have no problem however diving right in and getting everything out. Once Punz saw how "wrong" you were doing it, he quickly changed his mind. 

"Not like that, you're going to make the pumpkin too thin and it'll break," he said, snatching the tool you were using out of your hands. 

You let Punz take the pumpkin and he began working on it. You knew he wouldn't be giving it back anytime soon so you grabbed the extra pumpkin from boomers side and began again. It was pretty peaceful as low Halloween music played in the background and the three of you were eagerly carving. Until boomer started giggling. 

"What? What are you doing?" You tried to ask, leaning over. Boomer simply responded by turning the pumpkin away. 

"Let me see," 

"No," the moment you tried to grab the pumpkin he started screaming. 

"Boomer shut up!" "get your hands off!" Punz just watched defeated as you started to fight. He also unfortunately realized he had been tricked into making his own pumpkin as his eyes landed on your new pumpkin. 

Although he would have described you both as annoying a fuck he wouldn't have changed tonight in any way. Punz went back to carving the design of his pumpkin, smile tugging at his lips. 

[starlitt]

*writing practice or whatever

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Karl couldn’t quite understand why his ring seemed to have such an importance to his murderer—or Quackity as Sapnap insisted he call him. In all honesty Karl couldn’t remember why he still wore it but he could never find the courage to take it off, let alone throw it away.

Every evening like clockwork, he would show up on Sapnap’s doorstep with glassy eyes (though he noticed his expression got more cold the longe the came) and everytime, Karl would march down the ladder to tell him to leave. It hurt him to do so, but he guessed that was because Sapnap seemed to have some sort of past with him but that was in the past now. He couldn’t possibly have any remorse for the man behind his death. The ring would stay with him, it was his anyways—no matter how many times Quackity insisted that it was originally his and that it ended up in the wrong hands but Karl has had it ever since he could remember, it was his!

Strangely though, it always comforted him. Flooding his mind with happiness from voided memories he could only yearn to remember but there was always a cost to time travel. And Karl’s just so happened to be the happiest memories of his life, or the lack of them in his mind.

All he could do about it now was hope the feelings wouldn’t go as he wondered how to get that Quackity dude to leave him and his fiancé alone.

[king-of-the-skeletons]

Micheal my absolute beloved <33

Here's a little blurb I wrote a couple days ago with some Uncle Phil content

“You're immawtal?” Micheal asked Phil slowly, trying out the new word on his tongue. “Whas that?”

Phil closed his newspaper. “Well who said that?”

“Papa said so!” Micheal pointed towards the kitchen, where Tubbo was baking with Ranboo. “He said you were old as cwap, ‘cause you're im- immawtal.”

Phil laughed, covering his mouth for a moment before composing himself. He took a breath. “Yes, Micheal. I am immortal. It means that I can't die.” Well, he could die if something killed him, but he couldn't die of natural causes. He figured he'd keep it simple for the kid.

“Woah.” Micheal put his chin in his hand, just like how Ranboo would when they were deep in thought. “How many birfdays have you had?” He asked, sitting down at Phil's feet, his good eye shining with wonder.

“Hundreds of thousands.” Phil said with a chuckle. He had honestly stopped counting ages ago, but seeing Micheal's face light up almost wanted to make him do the math and find the exact number, just for him.

“Woah!” Micheal said again. He snorted and got to his feet, waddling to his bookshelf. “H-have you seen the dino-saurs?” He pulled a book from his shelf and ran back to Phil, plopping a picture book of dinosaurs in his lap.

Phil chuckled. 'I'm not /that/ old.' He thought. “I-,” he paused, watching Micheal flip open the book, bouncing on his hooves as he pointed out each prehistoric creature. “Well, Micheal,” he ruffled the piglin’s head. “I used to /ride/ dinosaurs!”

The absolute joy on Micheal's face was unparalleled. No war, no battle, no victory, had ever felt as satisfying and glorious as the knowledge that Phil had just made this little piglin's entire week.

“Really? Really really?” Micheal flipped a few pages of his book and pointed to the dinosaur. “Did you ride a steg-a-saur-ous?” He spoke each syllable carefully, brow stitched in concentration.

Phil nodded. “Yep, rode it every day.”

Micheal was absolutely delighted with this news, squealing loudly and jumping onto Phil's lap, making the old man grunt and grab Micheal under the armpits, hoisting him up with a laugh. Michael continued to ask questions, and Phil continued to answer until Ranboo came in to gather Micheal for his nap.

“Aww, Papiiii!” Michael pouted. “I don't wanna nap! Uncwe Phil is telling me about when he rode dino-saurs!”

Ranboo looked at Phil, who shrugged and grinned. “Well, I'm sorry to interrupt, but you need to nap, Mikey, mmkay? C’mon.” They gently scooped Micheal up, smiling as the little piglin tried not to yawn. They made a slightly amused and confused face at Phil, who just shrugged again, picking up his newspaper to hide his giant grin.

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I'm working on a few original things (mostly new, lmao I can't focus on a project for nothing) and I'm working up the courage to post that and a dsmp! karlnapity au I've worked really hard on and love.

I'll most likely make an Ao3 account for the au thing so I'll link it if I end up posting it

[irridessas]

Hello!!

I decided to make a tumblr based on my twitter so I can dump all my little headcanons, one shots, blurbs and all the rest here.

I will pretty much write anything DNF, GNF + Reader, Sapnap + Reader, Dream + Reader, Dteam + reader, maybe Karlnap (though I don’t have much experience writing them). I will write any kind of smut at the moment and my requests are open for anything you want. I haven’t yet laid out rules for what I will and won’t write. Maybe soon...

I have a couple fics in the works, one of them is currently being updated on A03 and I’ll post the link in the next post for anyone who’s interested, its a DNF AU