#kyle being platonically part of it ofc

[moriipoda]

GOD i love them

[whywhywhymoney]

Oh man, okay, here I go uncovering the like, almost 10 year old au plot idea I had. All for the sake of @dchuntress (sans u really do make me go 😳💪🥹 when you like my stuff) Like I don't even remember the whole thing bc it's so old I wrote most of it down in a notebook and I have no idea where that is, but here's my old fic idea for Helena Wayne to finally immerse herself into prime earth

things to note:

- baby Helena Kyle is now May Wayne

-Bruce and Selina are together atp (I don't remember if they're married or not)

-Helena works as a lawyer for the DA and has her pre-crisis extra role of being a liaison between the DA and the GCPD. This means she does get a fancy badge and can access crime scenes legally. She's like 24 or 25 here and has been on prime earth since she was 15 or 16

-KAREN DIDNT COME WITH HER WHICH IS WHY SHES EXTRA ALONE AND DOUBLE UNTETHERED. The absence of Karen leaves massive ramifications for Hel, who never feels like she can let anyone get close to her

-her Not-family, other vigilantes, her boyf, she does end up holding them all at arms length even though she's been here for about 10 years now

-she drops into prime earth just as all that stuff with Selina giving up baby May is going down and kind of inadvertently stops that from happening

-so weirdly May Wayne ends up being the only person Helena really makes a connection to, but pushes her away too

-in THIS world she goes by Lena Kyle as a way to distance herself from her old life. A sort of death and rebirth. She's still Helena to close family as that's what they knew her as, and it's still her official name on documents, but its Lena everywhere else. Helps her dissociate :)))

-shes beeeeen having chemistry with the up and coming young Detective at the gcpd and she actually starts to value him for his skills and they start to work on cases together, in and out of the costume (this is a little inspired by Jesse from the BoP show, okay a lot inspired)

-shes still motivated by crimes against women and minorities

-working together they begin to uncover a huge sex scandal that has gcpd cops part of it (ofc it does)

-it would really try to delve into the links between power and authority, and what people will do to keep the status quo

-helena uncovers something that she thinks makes selina a valuable witness and she's super broken about it bc it's suddenly very real

-its while these 2 are investigating this case (off the books bc nobody is interested) they become more and more wrapped up with each other especially bc they start getting a little paranoid wondering who they can and can't trust. So they're together but they're not *together*

-its during this timeframe where the "different vibrations of her particles" start manifesting itself as various physical illnesses

-investigating the illness is how Helena finds out she's very accidentally pregnant and completely breaks and dissociates entirely. She's totally going through the motions and almost singlehandedly being driven just by this case

-this just makes the symptoms worse and nobody can work out what's wrong with her, the best the Flashes can come up with is that she's being pulled back into a world that no longer exists.

-Helena resigns herself to dying and decides to keep the baby a secret but she keeps landing herself in hospital, and Selina's with her one time and finds out. "So you're just giving up?"

-essentially the satisfying end is not the successful conclusion of the case (which is what Helena keeps chasing but also keeps making her condition worse as she tunnel visions into it) but simply the power of love, of familial love, platonic, romantic, all kinds, transcending all bonds and the acceptance of that love and a place to call home finally giving her some peace and a fighting chance at a real life.

[pineappleciders]

heyy first of all its me the fucked up dream anon (now going by dream anon how original) second of all ive decided im going to learn about south park purely through your work so can i get some tweek (ive latched onto that boy) and whoever else you want (probably the main boys) with a reader (all platonic ofc) who's got that #anxiety? thanks even if you dont do it <33

🌌🌟/dream anon

main 4 + tweek with a reader who has anxiety; platonic headcanons

A/N: haii :3 i apologize if this like, distorts your vision of the characters or something. i am so glad you are being converted to the religion of tweek!!!!!!

TRIGGER WARNING: anxiety disorders, light mental health topics, paranoia, panic/anxiety attacks, death mention on kennys part

stan marsh

i think stan has a normal amount of anxiety. like he's so regular. he's your average joe

like he gets anxious over tests, and giving speeches, and over wendy. other than that he doesn't experience it to the extent of a disorder

so it might be a little difficult for him to imagine getting anxious over simple things like ordering food and stuff like that

he'll try his best to listen though, although he'll probably try to kinda reason with you, esp if you're feeling paranoid or something

"dude, i checked twice, it's locked. relax, man."

he'll try to distract you, by playing games and watching stuff, and just generally kinda trying to be funny to take your mind off of things

if you're having a panic/anxiety attack, he kinda panics too at first, before quickly pulling you away and asking what's wrong. he is sweating very hard

if you're unresponsive, he tries to stay calm but is honestly considering calling an ambulance. like he thinks you're having a stroke

"shit, a panic attack? uh, okay, errr.... take deep breaths, okay? in.. and out. in.. and out. okay, that's good.."

he looks up grounding techniques on his phone and relays them to you until you calm down and catch your breath. he like sends you images off of google of the 5 senses technique randomly and says he figured you'd need it someday

he tries to keep your anxiety in mind, and might slip up sometimes, but for the most part he tries to be careful with his words and actions as to not worry you. he shows his care in subtle ways!!

kyle broflovski

he tries to kinda. logic it out a bit. like if you're feeling insecure he tells you how unrealistic it is for someone to think about one random passerby's appearance forever

he does feel bad though. he doesn't completely understand, but whenever he's feeling insecure he tends to get really anxious about people at school

he usually gets anxious whenever he's doing something wrong or sneaking out. like he's actually sweating and shitting his pants thinking about what his mom will do to him if she finds out

he'll encourage you to order food for yourself, to get yourself out there more, and if you succeed he'll pat your shoulder and smile a lil

if you don't want to, he might dramatically sigh but he'll do it anyways. cuz he knows how hard it is

i do think he'd get a little anxious about asking workers for help and stuff, but he'll be the bigger person... he supposes... smh my head...

when you have an panic attack for the first time, he's like really confused and gets super concerned that you're having a heart attack, and pulls his phone out to dial your parents or 911

"i'm here for you dude! listen- hey, listen to me. it's okay. can- can you-"

he tries to talk to you to de-escalate it, but he gives up and has his hand on your back, while looking up what the fuck to do

'friend havign panjc atgack what to do'

if you're okay with it, he probably talks to your parents about it. he doesn't really trust himself to be able to always calm you down, so he encourages getting outside/professional help

he does try though, and he'll always be there for you in different ways!! like when you need help with something or just need company to distract you, he's at ur door with his xbox 360

eric cartman

you can tell that eric gets a little uncomfortable if you're freaking out or feeling anxious. whether it's because he actually feels bad or just doesn't know how to handle your emotions, you'll never know

but either way, he'll probably just like. sit next to you like "dude, what's up with you?" or in other cases he'll sneakily slip out of the room unseen

he does try to be kinda logical about it, but that's solely because he physically can't speak words of comfort.

"i mean, dude, be seriously. nobody cares about you that much to notice." you speak such kind words eric!!

he doesn't really like it when things get serious, so he'll generally try to transition the situation into something more casual. like he'll try to ease your (his) mood by getting snacks and playing games together, or even begging his mom to take you both to KFC

if you have a panic attack, all of his alarms are blaring and his brain is screaming flight!!!!! flight!!!! run the fuck away!!!!

and he probably tries to, but when you notice him and call his name he physically deflates

he awkwardly turns around and slowly strolls over. "Y/N... heeeeeeey... what's up... duuude..." you can hear the strain in his voice

if it gets to be too much, as in you won't stop hyperventilating or can't breathe, he'll probably alert an adult or take you to the nurse or something. he tells himself it's because he doesn't want to be a suspect of your death

if ur having trouble ordering food he'll gladly take ur place and make a scene to get all eyes on him. "erm excuthe me they athed for no pickleth🤓"

other than when you're voicing your anxiety, he probably treats you the same. i don't really think he'd take advantage of your anxiety unless you were like. butters or heidi or something and he was really trying to get you to do something for him or just trying to. stick himself in your mind. because he's a narcissist and he loves that!!

kenny mccormick

he doesn't relate necessarily, but he definitely understands.

he lives a lot of his life in fear of his next death, and is constantly praying it be quick and painless

kenny is more of a reserved fella, but not really shy or anxious. so if you're having trouble speaking up or ordering something he'll step up and do it gladly!!

i think he'd be pretty decent at comforting. like he'll pat his hand on your back and speak assuring, muffled words

"mm, mmph mmph mmmph! mmph mph mph mmmfmf mmf mph mph mmph!" (aww, it'll be okay. i'll walk you every step of the way, buddy!)

he tries to take your emotions into consideration more, and grabs your hand and squeezes it sometimes if you need a boost of confidence. sometimes he forgets your anxiety and says something rude and feels really bad about it

when you're having a panic attack, he's honestly really scared and expects you to start foaming at the mouth or something

he'll hesitate, but he'll pat your back and try to help you with grounding techniques. the 5-4-3-2-1 in particular is his favorite, and he'll tell you how to do it in like a rlly sweet and calming voice

he's still spooked though, and gets you a water bottle and like a washcloth. he's incredibly thankful you aren't dying or anything

kenny is very good at comforting! sometimes all it takes is a simple moment of eye contact and seeing his eyes crinkle that gives you a surge of calmness you didn't know you needed

tweek tweak

tweek is no outsider to anxiety and stress. he's literally a living beehive with all that damn vibrating

to anyone else, it would seem like tweek had a severe anxiety disorder, or even ADHD. but it turns out it's just a result of his crippling meth addiction and caffiene overdoses

he tries to think about what craigs taught him, about grounding techniques and how to handle a panic attack, and tries to apply those for you

he's shakily take your hand and wrap you in a blanket, making you hot cocoa and helping you slowly come back to your senses

"okay, okay, what are 5 things you can touch? or- no- AGH! was it 5 things you see- hear? no, ACK! i can't remember!"

most of the time if you're feeling on-edge about something, his main goal will be to just listen to you talk and validate your feelings. he doesn't really make it a point to give you advice or try to be logical, unless you directly ask for it

he's great at listening!!! he also doesn't trust his own advice enough to say it to someone else.

he really tries to think hard about what comforts him when he's anxious, and so he tries to use the tactics for you. for instance, he tries to help you get into a hobby like painting to have a bit more control over yourself

hc that tweek loves to draw with crayons so he'll make little drawings of you and him as stick figures being all happy and give them to you. as a treat

overall he is very attentive, and cares a lot. he tries his very best to be there for you, and a lot of the time that results in you two just hanging out or gaming together, so you can both get your mind off of things for a while. it makes him happy to be able to be there for someone else like craig was for him

[sophiexwrites]

ok, hear hear me out: a child of aphrodite that is ace/aro/both. ill prob write this myself at some point but i wanna read your take (btw i think i accidentally sent this same question to your main non-writing blog so sorry if it looks familar)

This is such a great idea, I love it: check out @troopy-writes-kinda, the asker's writing blog, if you want to see more ideas like it in the future (shameless friend plug, if that's okay)!

Cari in Camp Half Blood (please suggest a better title)

Setting: CHB, practically canon, no major differences

“And here’s the Hermes cabin, where you’ll be staying until you’re claimed.” I waved towards the cabin, a small smile on my face as I remember my time there. “If you need me, I’ll be in the Aphrodite cabin — just come on over and I’ll sort it all out. But don’t worry!” I saw the expression on the young boy’s face and rushed to reassure him. “They’re all great people, I’m sure you’ll make loads of new friends. And if somehow you don’t,” I shrugged, pale cotton of my dress rubbing against my wide shoulders, “then you still have me. Okay?”

“Okay.” Kyle replied, a small smile on his face, before wandering into the cabin. A roar came from inside and I imagined him being greeted by 10 different people, all smiling and joking to make him feel at home. The thought made me smile with them, as I wandered back to my cabin.

“Cari!” I heard the rush of pebbles on the path; a smiling face threw themselves into my vision. “Cari, you’re back from school!”

“An hour or two?!” Sarah muttered under her breath, cursing the gods for letting her spend so long in the forge. “I need to make a watch that will last through all the heat...”

“What have you been working on instead?”

“Oh, just a gift.”

“A gift?” I was interested now, Sarah didn’t make things for others everyday. “Who for?”

“Sam.” She mumbled, and I nodded quietly. She’d told me of Sam before, a longtime crush who seemed blind to any advances. Honestly? I could see myself reacting the same way - I’d never understood or felt love as more than platonic, especially not for me.

“Ah.” I bit my lip, because this was when our conversations always became awkward.

“Anyhow...” Sarah wasn’t blind or insensitive, she knew to change the subject. “I’ll see you at dinner, okay? And be nice to us when you do cabin checks!” She rushed off with a wink and some finger guns, already putting her goggles back on. It wasn’t uncommon for people to come up to me as I walked around camp, I had a reputation for being a friend and advice giver. Frankly, I enjoyed it and the purpose it gave me... what else was a child of Aphrodite supposed to do except from deal with love, even if all she could do was with the platonic?

I wandered through the pink door and remembered that maybe not everyone liked me. It wasn’t my siblings that disliked me, of course not - they loved my identity, because it was a part of me. I suppose the fact that I was no competition for a crush helps too. Our cabin was neat as ever, apart from the space under our beds, with the same cloying scent of perfume that stuck to us each time we left; same pastel pink walls and lacy curtains; the same blue, pink and green colour scheme. Everything was the same, if you ignored the white marble statue hogging the space beside my bed.

"Where did that come from?" I asked, looking around to Lacy, one of my youngest sisters and the only other one there. She stayed year round, so she probably saw it arrive.

“Not sure, it just turned up one day.” She shrugged, putting her magazine away. I glanced over her shoulder, there were some really cool dresses in there. “It’s definitely a statue of mother, though, and we tried to move it but...” The girl trailed off, pushing against the statue with no result. I wandered after her, shoving my bag under the bed with a sigh. As I knelt down to do so, however, I noticed an inscription on the pedestal.

“Lacy, have you seen this?” I asked, having her kneel beside me. It crumpled her outfit, but she didn’t seem to mind at all.

“No? I don’t think so, it’s not like we checked under your bed or anything.” 

“Okay.” I bit my lip, slightly annoyed. Here was some mysterious writing, hidden in shadow that made it illegible. “Will you help me move my bed?”

“I’m not sure we’re allowed...”

I stopped myself from rolling my eyes. She was sweet, but always a little afraid. “We can move it back afterwards, don’t worry.” Lacy nodded, after a glance behind her, and I counted down for the haul. 

“On three, okay? One, two...” We braced ourselves, because the bed surely wouldn’t be light. “Three!” We heaved, staggering because the bed was... somehow incredibly light? 

“Woah!” Lacy gasped, adjusting her grip as we carried the bed into the middle of the room. “That’s freakishly light.”

“Yeah.” I replied, shocked but not fully listening. With the bed cleared, I only had to ignore my dusty mess to see the inscription. And it was... French?

“‘Tu es ma fille; je t'aime’? What does that mean?” Lacy asked with a terrible accent, looking towards me. I studied French in school; only a weak effort to impress our mother and feel more like her child. She’d claimed me three years ago, sure, but it seemed reluctant. Aphrodite’s sign had been faint, and there was no stunning makeover like all my siblings had. Just plain, boring Cari, tall and heavily built with clumsy hands. Speaking of which, my hand shook on its way to cover my mouth, eyes watering in surprise. 

“I-it means...” I swallowed and removed my hand, letting the tears roll down my face. “’You are my daughter; I love you.’” That was a message to me? From my  mother? Saying... she loved me? I had to read it again to be sure, wiping away the tears of joy and relief and straight up emotion that ran through me, the acceptance and validation dragging the crushing weight from my chest. 

“Oh, Cari! I’m so happy for you!” Lacy squealed, arms wrapped around my waist in a hug, head barely reaching my collarbone. “Are you happy too?”

“Yes.” I breathed, inhaling and exhaling with the most glorious ease. “Yes, I am.”

I had to let someone else do cabin checks that night.

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Please tell me if you liked that! I’m not ace/aro so all I’ve written about it is from research, I hope I didn’t get anything wrong or offend anyone. If I did, please tell me (only if you feel comfortable ofc) via comment/ reblog/ message/ ask (anon is on)/ literally anything, because I’ll do my best to correct it. Same goes for the French: I used two online translators but I don’t know if they’re correct. Last but not least, I had She-Ra’s Scorpia in mind for Cari’s physical build, because I��m on Season 4 and am obsessed and Scorpia’s my favourite character (and I wonder where I got Kyle’s name from, huh?). Thanks for reading!

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The Main Four + Butters for the meme! 💕

AHHH. HELLO, I AM A BIG FAN. I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH. OKAY, THAT IS ALL.

Kyle: Here!

Cartman: Here!

Stan:

- sexuality headcanon: Bisexual all the way! But I do think it takes him a little time to realize it.

- otp: oh man. There’s actually a lot. It’s a tie between Stendy and Stenny, but I ALSO really like Steidi, Stachole, Styde, and occasionally Stanman. Honestly, I like most Stan ships though.

- brotp: St/yle ofc. Platonic soul mates. Best friends.

- nopt: Also St/yle LMFAO I still literally can’t imagine them as anything but just friends. Or like, brother figures. And also, because I had a bad rping experience from it... Staig.

- first headcanon that pops into my head: That he plays football all through high school. I love jock Stan! But I also think he ends up going vegan later, and also volunteers at an animal shelter on weekends.

- one way in which I relate to this character: in so, SO many ways. The depression stuff, feeling shitty, parents unsatisfied by each other, and an addictive personality just to name a few. Not to mention I’m also a vegetarian, and get passionate about animals rights, as well as had a pretty hard Goth phase for a while there. Cringe.

- thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: He can be super emo, and edgy which always makes me cringe. The alcohol and gambling stuff, too. And also, he can get such a big head. Stan has a HUGE ego.

- cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: he can be problematic sometimes, but tbh, he’s a sweetie

Kenny:

- sexuality headcanon: Bisexual. (Additionally, I also like the genderfluid headcanon on occasion, too.)

- otp: Stenny and Clenny! Special shout out to Kenbe and Kammy though.

- brotp: tbh I really LOVE a strong K2 friendship. Kenny being the silent voice of reason when Kyle gets a little bit too in over his head is so nice. But otherwise, Kenman friends is always classic.

- nopt: 100% Kenman. I can’t stand it. And although I used to be a fan, I no longer like Bunny.

- first headcanon that pops into my head: Little gap in his front teeth, and a slight southern accent. Also, that he’s often wearing hand me downs with holes in them, or dirty from work, but you can still tell just how truly handsome he is underneath it all. He’s just naturally adorable. Also, strong, but silent. Man of few words, but when he does talk, it’s very expressive, and articulate.

- one way in which I relate to this character: Not much, tbh, but I do admire his work ethnic, and dedication to his little sister. I would do ANYTHING for my younger sister.

- thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: I guess just the cat piss, and drug usage stuff. But mostly just the fans making him way more sexually perverted than he actually is.

- cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: it’s Kenny. he’s a doll. we stan

Butters:

- sexuality headcanon: drum roll please...... Straight. LMFAO yep. Cis Het!Butters. He’s just in touch with his feminine side is all.

- otp: I don’t really ship Butters all that much? I did like him and Charlotte though. That was really cute.

- brotp: Honestly I like Butters and Cartman as friends. He’s an important part to Cartman’s scheming, and it’s always funny

- nopt: that being said... ONLY friends. Please. Also, I lost my taste for Bunny a while ago. Tbh, I don’t like any mlm Butters ship.

- first headcanon that pops into my head: Just the classic sort of blind in one eye, and has a scar from the ninja star

- one way in which I relate to this character: tbh nothing. I guess a bad relationship with an authoritive father would be about it.

- thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: there’s a lot. Honestly, it would be easier to list the things that don’t. Which is... none. Butters makes me cringe.

- cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: he’s like... your bashful racist uncle who brings a casserole, then calls you a slur while smiling