#learning with laughter

[presswoodterryryan]

Master Even and Odd Numbers with Fun Mysteries

Written by Alice (the one with sparkly socks who LOVES marshmallows, mystery solving, and sneaky numbers!)Featuring Mr. Fluffernutter (bunny detective 🕵️‍♂️) HELLOOO, adventure friends! 🐇✨ Guess what? My big sister Ariel just wrote the most super-smart paper about EVEN and ODD numbers. She said even numbers are like dance partners and odd numbers are the ones doing solo twirls. She even used…

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Duke is unapologetic for everything that comes out of his mouth. In fact, give him a mic, he'll say it louder.

Some way too old for that guy, trying to flirt with Cass: You know, you seem so mature for your age…

Duke, popping out of nowhere: And you're really fucking dumb for yours, man, fix this puddle of desperation on your head first and only then think about trying to fit into society. If even your hair doesn't want to be with you, what are you counting on?

Cass, who really didn't want to ruin her cute dress with blood: 👍🏻

A really annoying paparazzi: Hey, boy, how does it feel to become rich after, well, whatever you were before? Have your, erm, extracurricular activities changed? What's your favourite thing to do now?

Duke, with the straightest face known to mankind: No, it's still your mom. My favourite extracurricular activity, planning to do her more actually, thanks for the question.

Bruce, trying to parent a whole ass teen: So…

Duke: I really shouldn't have told this terrible, rude, insufferable piece of person to go eat shit. I genuinely regret it. I should have told her to go eat shit and die choking, such a missed opportunity, damn, I'm still upset.

Bruce: ...

Bruce, to himself: Why am I even trying?

There are a bunch of compilations on YouTube and Tiktok “Duke Thomas-Wayne has no PR training whatsoever”. Duke personally likes every single one of them.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

am I getting too convoluted if I said Johnny dies Dallas lives n Pony loses his hearing as a result of the way Dallas hits him (to put out the fire) when he pulls him out of the church au??

[artgroves]

Andromache and her sisters

[heartofbalemoon]

♪ Written in a sugary and dreamy love story You are the one makes me wanna sing a love song ♪

happy birthday to my dearest pookie overlord and the bestest leader of the sons of calydon, caesar king..! 🎉👑🐗

[nynoryia]

Is Xander is giving Saddam Hussain hiding spot or am I too high on something

[ghostjelliess]

Had to get serious with a .3 mm pen cus the .5 jelly rolls smudged too much 😭 now I get why Muji pens are like that.

Learning essential phrases, thanks Duo! 🙏

Just curious how it translates! It worked!

Oh, I wonder how my worksheets translate. It will look funny, like: soup soup soup soup soup soup...

Ope... 👀 Should have stayed curious. 😒

[stupidlittlespirit]

how do you think Ford would react to a partner who was also a virgin?

[yellowasasunflower]

Just wanna share a few of my favorite non-spoiler lines from a Non-MC reader x Rafayel oneshot I’ve been working on.

I’ve been dying by keeping this stupid thing to myself. I’ve been working on it for like two weeks now, pretty much non-stop, and I just wanna share it so bad. It’s so much longer than I’d originally intended it to be, and it’s still being worked on.

I’m hoping to share it soon, so be on the lookout for The Orpheus to Your Eurydice.

These particular quotes may or may not be deleted in editing. I don’t think there are any spoilers for the oneshot here. I actually already have so many scenes that got cut.

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Reader Quotes

“I don’t want this to be fate—I don’t want us to be fated, Rafayel! I want you to choose me! You can be tied to her in every lifetime, including this one, and still choose me. I don’t need to be bound to you by fate to love you!”

“Do you think you could love me? Just this once, just in this life… could you love me?”

Rafayel Quotes

”I wouldn’t-“ he paused. “Oh. Yeah, I guess this is weird…” He opened the passenger door, looking to you. “Want to be even more weird? I’ll even promise not to murder you.”

Piece of Dialogue

”I guess there’s no reason to dance around it,” he said with a sigh. “I’m pregnant and you’re the father.”

Your heart skipped a beat before you realized. You smacked his arm. “Am I?”

He laughed. “I panicked when you were gone that morning, I didn’t have a way to reach you for child support.”

”I’ll have you know I’d have been a great father to our would-be child,” you said, rolling your eyes. “Otherwise, I’d have had to sell my kidney. I wouldn’t have much to spare for child support. It’d all be on you, mama.”

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I am actually so unserious as a writer. It’ll be a moment of screaming in the rain, and the next moment Rafayel says something about fish smh (that is a real scene in this oneshot, for the record. It is not going anywhere.)

[swordmaid]

such a firm believer that the jb courting stage is gonna be SO awkward and excruciating that it’s almost amusing. like brienne trying sooo hard to be casual about it but she gets so flustered by the little things he does, and she’d want to do Stuff for him bc her love language is acts of service but HE’S not used to that so he’s like ?? not to mention that that’s also his love language as well so it’s both of them going like stop fussing and let ME do that for you. I also think jaime is affectionate and would looooove pda but brienne clams up bc she’s not used to that yet. like the most she can do is hand holding but I think even that would leave her sweating and with a severe tummy ache

anyway to me the initial stage of the jb courting is sooo awkward and physically painful and CRINGE but once they’re more comfy they’ll go back to bickering

[presswoodterryryan]

🏰 Alice’s Whirlwind Adventure through the Thirteen Colonies (with Fluffy Snacks, Silly Facts, and Sister Pride!)

By Alice (and Mr. Fluffernutter, the historian bunny) HI FRIENDS! 👋 I just read the most gigantimous and brain-sprinkled paper in the whole wide galaxy, written by my big sister Ariel! 💡✏️ She wrote about the Thirteen Colonies, which are not jelly bean flavors like I thought… they’re the start of America! 😮 So I asked Mr. Fluffernutter, “WAS THERE A COLONY OF MARSHMALLOWS?” And he said no… but…

[triangular-static]

noticed their parallels and it spiraled from there. did you know there's an early design of .GIFfany with bill cipher eye accessories, because i only found out halfway into drawing this and it fueled my vision more. also i would have kept her hair pink but there's a version of her with blonde hair (website gif) so there's precedent (it works for the palette. palette being. different shades of yellow)

anyway i'm so normal. what's a concise caption

[former-leftist-jew]

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

[aeclectick]

full sequence of the Dylan Cease “I don’t live off the bears; I live off the berries” bit with Don and Mud and Scan

[nynoryia]

Whit has a big fat ass fucking head hard enough to make whole parking spot on the wall and make it as smooth as his baby butt brain but still won't stop with the jokes

There might just be thin pink glitter between those ears ...

[wearesorcerer]

Me:

I CAST

ICHIHARA'S CARNALLY-INDUCED, EXTREMELY HYPERTENSIVE EPISTAXIS!

You: