#Mr. Fluffernutter bunny

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Master Even and Odd Numbers with Fun Mysteries

Written by Alice (the one with sparkly socks who LOVES marshmallows, mystery solving, and sneaky numbers!)Featuring Mr. Fluffernutter (bunny detective 🕵️‍♂️) HELLOOO, adventure friends! 🐇✨ Guess what? My big sister Ariel just wrote the most super-smart paper about EVEN and ODD numbers. She said even numbers are like dance partners and odd numbers are the ones doing solo twirls. She even used…

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Anyone else getting these really fucking weird ads on here☹....?????? Please tell me I'm not going nuts.....

(Here is the other, with a link👇)

I've read this, and it's...something. I've had to reread it a couple times, because it made no fucking sense that I disassociated a couple times. I don't think a human wrote this, it's so AI coded🤢.

God, what the hell is going on??

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the last time I went into build a bear workshop I was like 15 and went with my friends "ironically." we thought we were gonna pwn the shit out of these poor build a bear employees who were used to helping small children, but we were so wrong.

the dude that helped us was so prepared and enthusiastic to deal with snarky teenagers, he probably did it every day. he patronized the shit out of us and talked to us like toddlers because we made our bed and we were going to fucking lay in it. i grabbed a bunny and he made the biggest most elaborate show of stuffing it, asking me detailed questions about how much stuffing I prefer, then practically forced me whisper a wish into the lil heart they sew in there because "well you HAVE to."

then he asked me what I was going to name the bunny, and I, being humiliated and totally over the backfired bit by this point, was like "haha I'm not gonna name it" and the dude looks me dead in the eyes with the utmost seriousness and says "his name is mr. fluffernutters." how was I supposed to argue with that

so as I was leaving the store with my friends and mr. fluffernutters, the guy shouts "hey everyone! look at the sweet bears they just got! aren't they so cool?" we left with our tails between our legs

i still have mr. fluffernutters to this day and i hope that guy got promoted

[andersonave]

And it looks like we’re “fostering” a bunny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Meet Mr. Fluffernutter, Quinn’s newest charge. 

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

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Update on the milk tea, it was really good-

I have my bunny plushies (BunBun and Bonk), Speedy (my very old plush cheetah), and two new beans (Buttons and Mr. Fluffernutts)

And yeah, rp!Cosmos probably does have something to do with croiss and String Gummy legally having to stay with TK but well, that now gives TK a solid alliby when Cosmos comes claiming TK took Arsenic again

They also saw Arsenic's baby photos- they're having fun with this ngl- they really just play video games when TK is actually there-

- Arsenic Anon

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Nice! That’s great.

Also rp!Cosmos is probably just losing her damn mind at this point, her necklace is very clearly cracking, which isn’t good. This woman is gonna have a heart attack- she just wants to live her life with her kids-

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🐰✨ALICE’S SUPER-DUPER, GIGGLE-BLASTING, TOTALLY TRUE CONSTITUTION ADVENTURE 🌹📜

By Alice, Professional Little Sister, Official Bunny Translator, and Keeper of the Snacks Okay okay okay okay HOLD ON TO YOUR MARSHMALLOWS, because something AMAZING has happened!!! 🚨🚨🚨 🎉 My big sister Ariel just wrote the most brilliant, most grown-up, most WOWZA paper EVER all about… THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AND THE BILL OF RIGHTS!!(Which is not a menu of snacks like I thought, but still super…

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Stop HB445: Fluffernutter’s Furious Fable of Faith, Family, and Healing

By Mr. Fluffernutter Stop HB445—that’s the rallying cry from one fluffy hero, two brave girls, and families who believe healing comes before politics. This is Mr. Fluffernutter, reporting from the cotton-lined comfort of Alice’s backpack—where, I must confess, the emotional temperature has skyrocketed to “boiling bunny.” Why, you ask? Because a certain group of lawmakers in Alabama (who clearly…

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🎉 My Flufftastic Birthday Adventure Fun Pack Is Here! 🎈

By Alice (with giggles from Mr. Fluffernutter!) Hiya bouncy friends and giggle-makers! Today is extra twinkly and sparkle-tastic because I get to tell you about something I’ve been working on with my very best stuffie buddy, Mr. Fluffernutter (he’s the fuzzy one with the big ideas and a secret stash of marshmallows). Introducing our super-duper, bunny-approved, pink-and-purple powered……

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Fun Physics Experiments for Kids in Topsy-Turvy Town

By Alice Everything started when Fluffernutter built a banana-powered rocket cart. Yes, a rocket cart. With bananas. Alice and Ariel found him zipping around the backyard at turbo speed, yelling, “FORCES AND MOTION, BABY!” (He really liked shouting that part.) “What are you doing?!” Alice giggled as Fluffernutter zoomed past, wearing swimming goggles and trailing rainbow streamers from his…

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🎨 From Crayons to Code: The Great Doggy Comic Adventure

By Mr. Fluffernutter, Professional Stuffed Bunny, Artistic Advisor, and Occasional Ball Retriever Every grand tale begins with a spark! For some, it’s a flash of inspiration—like when you find the last cookie in the jar! For others, a bolt of lightning—like the time I got zapped by a static charge while hugging a fluffy pillow! But for us? It all started with a pink marker, a sparkly heart…

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🐰💡Exploding Light Beams & Booming Bunny Sounds: My Big Sister Ariel Is a Genius!🎶🔥

By Alice (with Fluffernutter’s fluff-tastic help!) Hi, friends! It’s me, Alice, adventurer extraordinaire and magical science explorer — today I accidentally turned our bathtub into a science lab when I tried to mix shampoo and glitter to make bubble potions. (Mom was not amused.) And guess what?? My big sister Ariel just wrote the most AMAZING thing ever!! 🎉📚✨ Yesterday, I spilled orange juice…

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🌟 How Magical is Jesus?

By Alice (with Fluffernutter the Super Bunny Sidekick) ✨ A Wonder-Filled Question from Alice’s Brain Okay. So. I have a serious question that made my hair go all frizzy from thinking too hard:How magical is Jesus? I mean, like, REALLY magical? More magical than a unicorn who can fly, sparkle, and bake cupcakes while tap dancing on a cloud? 🐰 Fluffernutter (my extra-fluffy bunny bestie)…

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Operation Sunshine: A Bunny’s Mission to See Yaya

By Mr. Fluffernutter Greetings, young adventurers and faithful fluff-followers! Get ready for a super-duper exciting tale that will make you giggle and cheer! Today, we’re soaring high above the fluffy clouds! Picture this: zooming through bustling airports, dodging travelers like a ninja, and keeping one eye on a GIANT flamingo that’s keeping watch over us—because it’s not just any old…

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🌎 Fluffy Ships, Giant Maps & Exploding Cheese: Alice’s Guide to the Age of Exploration!

By Alice (and the map-folding champion himself, Mr. Fluffernutter) HELLOOOO explorers, snack-lovers, and globe-spinners! 🌍🐰✏️ GUESS WHAT?! My sister Ariel just wrote a MEGA paper called “The Age of Exploration,” and it’s filled with so many smart thoughts that Mr. Fluffernutter tried to glue the pages to the globe so we wouldn’t lose them. (Spoiler: we lost them anyway, but now the globe smells…

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🏰 Alice’s Whirlwind Adventure through the Thirteen Colonies (with Fluffy Snacks, Silly Facts, and Sister Pride!)

By Alice (and Mr. Fluffernutter, the historian bunny) HI FRIENDS! 👋 I just read the most gigantimous and brain-sprinkled paper in the whole wide galaxy, written by my big sister Ariel! 💡✏️ She wrote about the Thirteen Colonies, which are not jelly bean flavors like I thought… they’re the start of America! 😮 So I asked Mr. Fluffernutter, “WAS THERE A COLONY OF MARSHMALLOWS?” And he said no… but…

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🌺 Mummies, Myths, and Munchies: Alice’s Ancient Civilizations Survival Guide!

By Alice BREAKING ANCIENT NEWS!Big Sister Ariel just finished the most ENORMOUS paper about ancient civilizations: Mesopotamia, Egypt, Greece, and Rome! Which means… I immediately built a Time-Travel Fort, gathered Mr. Fluffernutter (who insists on being called “The Great Bunny-scribe”), and shouted: “STEVE! Warm up the jellybean-powered history machine—we’re going WAY back!” (He didn’t move.…