#literally wtf. again

[indecisive-dizzy]

y0utube needs an option to remove horror movie ads. or at least make all of them skippable ffs

[its-not-jazz-hands]

“HELLO????? PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE???!?!”

[buckingham-ashtray]

hi let's talk about how john watson shields his face with his hand only when he’s crying.

now allow me to present:

[wispforever]

do you guys think kakuzu's ever really hard on himself bc of his time in the waterfall and then hidan just unknowingly is himself

bonus under the cut

[butchrindou]

my stupid ass drawings while staying in the hospital yesssss yes yes

[deoidesign]

For my birthday... read my webcomic! It's literally free! (Unless you want books. Those are not free)

It's beautiful, it's gentle, it's funny, they're canonically t4t and gay... And it's about time traveling vampires solving supernatural mysteries!

I've spent thousands of hours writing and drawing it, and it's really good! I'm not biased!

It's on hiatus right now and coming back in 2 months, so it's the perfect time to get caught up

[multiheadcanons]

ITS BEEN ABOUT TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS OF EIGHTY DEGREE WEATHER. SPRING IS OVER. MERCS IN THE HEAT

scout: scout is not a summer guy until he remembers how his legs look in shorts and how the ladies look at his legs in shorts. the guys too, hell, he knows he’s sexy. depending on the severity of the heat he may shelve his morning runs. if he’s getting up at his regular time and the sun is already up he’s not going for a run. and he’s not the biggest fan of having to fight in the heat. he gets very irritable. especially if it’s a bad day. and he’s not particularly happy on a good day in the heat either. doesn’t help that he burns, but when it peels he’s got a nice little tan going. never remembers to put on sunscreen, so really he just gets more freckles.

soldier: soldier doesn’t mind the heat until it hits the mid nineties. then he starts stripping. the team has been forced to know that, come the hotter seasons, soldier choosing to fight in his skivvies is a gift, because he would most certainly rather be nude. the only issue is rocket jumping hurts his feet when he does it bare. and he wouldn’t call it a crutch, but it is one of his, if not his absolute favorite method of transport. and he sweats a lot already in the amount of energy war calls for, so the sweat isn’t actually doing anything anymore than getting in his eyes. he starts making mud pits if it’s really insufferable.

pyro: pyro doesn’t give a shit about the heat. pyro loves the heat, in fact. it is one of the few times you might actually be able to catch pyro with their mask off. they like to sunbathe! the sun feels good on their skin. soft, and warm, and beautiful, the sun might be their favorite thing in the world. their biggest crush. and the team gives pyro their needed time with their celestial lover. pyro doesn’t ask for much, so they give them the day. at least one of the many hot, humid days for them to galavant outside with their astronomical girlfriend, unimpeded.

demoman: demo doesn’t mind the heat. he certainly doesn’t want to be in it, if it’s bad enough, but being in it won’t kill him. he will opt for fighting indoors, and the bombs are momentarily shelved until the cooler weather. he can at least do his part to not make the battlefield any more treacherous than it will already be. and he’ll never admit when he’s starting to overheat. he just quits fighting. throws his weapons down and quits for the day. the higher ups will have to move to nighttime fighting if they want demo on the field. if he has the option, he will simply stay inside if the weather is unbearable, and he finds the cold easier to contend with. he’s not as willing to strip as soldier is.

heavy: heavy could not shed enough layers if he peeled his own skin off. heavy calls it a day the second the temperatures creep above eighty. he does not fare well in the heat, and it’s been an uphill battle to get used to it. there are still days on the battlefield in the triple digit weather where he has no idea what is going on in his body, he just knows he’s boiling alive. and the doctor can maybe get one uber out of him before he drops dead from heat stroke. and when he returns, he rarely gets further than where his last corpse dematerializes before he drops from heat stroke again. it is an experience he would call disorienting and, at its worst, frightening. if heavy can beat spy to it, heavy will also take more solo missions to colder climates during the hottest months. cusses a lot in the heat. and pants like a dog. he just can’t help it. he overheats so quickly. he ducks into buildings and plants himself there, but if it’s humid he really can’t escape it except in the respawn room.

engineer: this is one of the few times he gets a genuine laugh in on some of his other teammates. dell is from texas. where you step outside in april and you are immediately hit with so much water in the air you are choking, while the sun bakes you, your dog, your vehicle’s interior and exterior, and the asphalt road before 10AM. this man is intimately aware of what heat stroke looks like. and he tries to warn the team before they exhaust themselves that far. sometimes they shrug him off, high off adrenaline in battle, and he’ll watch them run off… and drop in about thirty feet. he goes to meet them at respawn so he can laugh at them. dumbasses. he tries to warn them!

medic: there’s not enough sunscreen in the world for this poor man. and he gets so sunburnt. it’s almost pathetic. he’s tomato red, if not blistered, and he’s in pain, and he’s utterly miserable. he tries to stay covered as much as possible. masks, hats, hell, a parasol, anything to keep his skin out of the unforgiving sun, but it’s so hot that he can’t breathe under the layers, and he also starts stripping. he won’t get naked, but the coat, vest and shirt are coming off. major bitcher. complains so much of the heat that the team wishes he would take the day off. pyro gets his back with aloe

sniper: sniper is built for the heat, of which i will sum up with he’s australian, raised in the outback. the man is no stranger to an unforgiving sun. so the heat doesn’t impede him like it does his other teammates. the humidity will shock him however, if it’s bad enough. there comes a point where the moisture in the air makes him feel like he’s swimming. and he will normally grit his teeth and continue to move. but there will come a point where he parks himself in the shade and doesn’t move from there until battle is over, and he can go inside. on real hot days, he will partake in soldier’s mud pit. the enemy team absolutely detests this. he goes from an already difficult target to pinpoint to damn near invisible. they’re just free kills and he’s taking his time.

spy: spy could get a good tan in if he didn’t wear that stupid fucking balaclava, so nobody feels bad when he looks stupid. spy simply does not like the heat. doesn’t care to be in excessive heats, or humidity, and sometimes he’s shit out of luck. and at that point, he may elect to just not fight. most of the team will be happy to spend a hot day doing other things. he’ll see if there’s a solo contract somewhere colder. spy doesn’t have sweat glands, so he cannot physically be outside in excessive heat for long periods of time. he has and will again suffer heat stroke. it’s not comfortable, and respawning doesn’t make it better. though sometimes it’s unavoidable. heeds engineers warnings the most on hot days.

[dingle-barton-dynamic]

I genuinely cannot believe robert sugden is back for good like my brain cannot even comprehend any of it and it’s all real ?!?! in the year 2025 ?!?!

[stardustalien]

come on yellowjackets, show us Misty hallucinating Nat one (1) more time this season because I know that’s not the only time it’s happened

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair would def be someone who, despite being lactose intolerant, would order a cheese pizza and then have ice cream for dessert.

[shokveyv]

you ever meet a person who is so radiant, you are struck dumb and unable to speak coherently?

[aliusfrater]

jared: but he had been- he had done some smaller shows. like, grey's anatomy or something- or grey anatomies. and then the- the strolling deceased or something. they didn't last very long. no, he had been really busy- you know— jensen: the strolling deceased. jared: you're welcome. you can borough it. jensen: i feel like- it's like the walking dead except their hands are in their pockets.

[psychomusic]

oc time again! + her town & culture (heavily inspired by pre-roman italic populations)

she is suri sauthon. her story is linked to my swtor imperial agent, tar'x, but most of her life except for the one year away where she meets him, is spent in a town in the mountains of mirial.

despite mirial being cold and desert, and many cities developing underground, her town flourishes thanks to a force nexus, venerated in the form of an ancient, sacred, alive crystal. the ecosystem of that mountain depended on what "the horned crystal" was capable of giving them, but mirialans couldn't live off of that alone, so they developed trade and some rudimental technology, even if oftentimes it was bought thanks to the highly profitable trade of a plant used to make medicines that slowed down aging and had overall healing properties.

note: everything that's generated by this nexus has these healing properties BUT they have to be processed, except for those who bathed in the waters of the cavity under the crystal - the "real" nexus, but not the worshipped one. the waters were sacred but they were not thought to be miraculous, unlike the crystal, who instead was thought of as the keystone of the ecosystem: without it, everything would fall apart (and that is partially true: the cavity was the "real" nexus but thanks to the crystal, also strong in the force, the properties were spread all over the mountains). those who bathed in the cavity's waters - so, all of the town, who had a sort of baptism there - could eat the plant, make whatever food with it, and not only that plant, but everything generated by the nexus, that, again, had similar properties. this allowed people to live up to normal life-spans without advanced medicines or, much, really. to those who didn't live there, though, after the processing, had incredible effects, slowing down aging - for those who took it regularly - and making people able to live up to half a century more than the average]

originally, there were four tribes of nomads that lived thanks to horned farm animals that decided to settle down into one bigger town and other smaller settlements, to live off of transhumance. this division of the tribes stayed into the political and social organization: every person belonged to one tribe specifically, and had slightly different rituals and culture. for examples, each tribe had their own priests and healers, with different techniques and traditions. the town, tho, was guided by a group of people in the high priesthood, a position you could reach only by having earned the trust of all tribes. those high priests had many roles: they guided the people into sacred processions common to all the tribes, they managed the trading with outsiders, they did the maintenance of the temple of the summit (the one that functioned as casket to the crystal) and created a special liquid to offer the crystal that helps it grow.

this particular temple was important because 1. it was very visible, from every angle of the town, and it became an important identity symbol; 2. it stored the venerated horned crystal; 3. it had the altar where sacrifices were made for the crystals. that altar had a hole connected to the cavity, that allowed the liquids to reach the underground; 4. it had various symbols: statues representing each tribe + the high priesthood, and typical mirialan tattoos carved into the wood of the trees that served as columns for the temple, symbolizing 8 values that who dared to enter HAD to have; 5. it was on the way to an important lake (called "mother lake" because the lake the town was built around to depended on the waters of that other lake) where they traveled to in important processions; 6. it was said that a the wizard who unified the tribes made it with its magic, making the plant grow to hold the temple's roof. this wizard was, actually, a force user, obv.

BACK TO HER THOUGH: she's daughter of one of the high priests, who was in charge of managing the trades with outsiders, and lives in a house on the mountains with her mother and him. her parents are from different tribes (that's one of the things that earned him trust from the 4 tribes): when a child is born from two different tribes, they don't pick one to allign to, but they're usually linked automatically to the one with more relatives in it (in her case, the father's tribe: she had many uncles and aunts on his side while her mom only had one sister).

later, though, she got quite tied to her mother's tribe due to a mysterious illness that only her mother's tribe healer was able to cure. she spent 4 years (from 10 to 14 years old) living with the healer and learned her secrets. to better study, she wrote them down. when she returned home, she studied to become a priestess with her father. at 22 (the average age: you can't become priest before your 20s), she was supposed to take a test and become a priestess, but the healer of her mother's tribe died and the tribe asked her to take her place. she couldn't technically do that, but both tribes estimated both her and her parents and she was allowed to become both. she then decided to try to become a high priestess, and became one at 25 (a quite young age). being part of the council, she tried to convince the various tribe healers to unite their knowledges and write them down, and eventually made it. healers still remained tribe based but they now had an "upper, inter-tribe level" similar to high priesthood.

years later, the sacred horned crystal is stolen from the temple by some Hutt mercenaries looking for a profit. given the trust she has earned from all the tribes and the fact that her father is the high priest that deals with outsiders (and she's been hearing stories and advice about it since she was little), she is the one tasked with getting it back. without the growing crystal, the keystone to their ecosystem, the village would have lasted only a few years. in hrr quest, she meets imperial intelligence agent tar'x laran and, as they "solve the mystery" and fight to have it back, they get closer. they'll get married and have a daughter, Vegoia (who's the only one who actually will get to the plot of my story. this was all background)

[pixlatedvampire]

I havent finished anything in a bit so please enjoy my favorite Grima doodles lmao 💗🥰

[infinite-orangepeel]

did not expect to be this obsessed with conclave. definitely thought i’d be bored & that i’d fall asleep halfway through. BOY WAS I WRONG. IM OUT HERE SHIPPING CARDINALS NOW. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?????

[deoidesign]

I need to paint my characters realistically every so often. for my health. I need to see him.