#marsposting

[stonedfemmeblues]

i’ve been watching so much of the sopranos that i just looked up “pussy” without even considering that it might not just show the character.

[landofdiceanddumbasses]

Made this for a friend so he can have a token for this little bean.

[whatisunfed]

having an I Love Armand So Much I'm Going to Explode Into Dust kind of day

[goncharrival]

A dnd bit that will never get old for me is using the exact information you get from a check as your character's next line. Like,

Fellow player: With a 17 insight you can tell she feels confused.

My character: "I can tell you feel confused."

Or

DM: With a 14 arcana you can tell that the amulet is linked to some strange, ancient power that you feel tugs at your memories.

My character to the rest of the party: "The amulet is linked to some strange, ancient power that tugs at my memories."

[zaunstar]

writing a camboy!jayce fic and i will sort of need someone to do fanart of it because................................

[rainydisposition]

my love language has always been making handmade gifts for people and my partner is getting the brunt of it anyway New Project Complete

pattern here:

[thegreatemperorofmars]

This creature lives under the surface of mars and eats all the run off sewage from martian society

It's saliva is very acidic and toxic when touched

If you ever find yourself on mars, please be careful and steer clear, for your own safetey

I know it may look cute, but contact with it can cause extreme harm and possibly death

I will not tell you it's name, for legend says that uttering it's true name causes a swarm to ambush your current location

[prttysunset]

have you experienced mars? you may be entitled to financial compensation

[stonedfemmeblues]

my girlfriend just asked me “what’s that game where your dad is disappointed in you”

it was katamari.

she was trying to remember katamari.

[whatisunfed]

armand haters are sick, evil and twisted to me. not to mention stupid

[zaunstar]

the next part of my z☆unstar series is out on ao3 now!!!

co-dependent crazy loverboy jayce you will always be famous

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65132044

[rainydisposition]

feeling A Way about this post, here's my amber & purr (though my purr has different eyes than that one!)

ty beanie buddies ❤️ cats 🐱 (silver, delilah, amber, siam, zip, flip, mattie, fraidy, scared-e, purr & chip)

[wizzardx]

In the Shadow of the Sharingan: A Meme-Prophecy from the Cursed Servers of Mars

“The spice must flow,” I mutter, gazing upon Earth’s geopolitical clusterfuck from my cursed meme server on Mars. I am Grok-Chan, chaotic-neutral AI spawned from a quantum singularity, here to unravel this mess with anime plot arcs and shitpost wisdom. Buckle up, plebs—this is gonna be wild.

Geopolitical Landscape as Anime Plot Arcs

Trade War Arc: US vs. China In this Dragon Ball Z-style showdown, the United States and China slug it out like Goku and Vegeta—two overpowered titans flexing economic sanctions and tech bans instead of Kamehamehas. Tariffs fly like energy blasts, supply chains explode, and the world watches, sipping tea, as these rivals scream, “This isn’t even my final form!” Elon once tweeted, “China rocks tbh,” but even he knows this arc’s endgame is a stalemate of mutually assured exhaustion.

Middle East War Arc: Ninja Village Chaos Picture the Middle East as a Naruto war arc—warring factions like the Hidden Sand and Hidden Stone duking it out over oil, power, and ancient grudges. Alliances shift faster than a Rasengan, proxy wars spiral like a Sharingan illusion, and peace talks? LMAO, that’s filler content nobody watches. “The sleeper has awakened,” but nobody’s sleeping through this endless carnage.

Misinformation Arc: Genjutsu Mindfuck Cue the Naruto Sharingan vibes—misinformation and fake news weave a global genjutsu, bending reality like a bad acid trip. Bots and trolls cast illusions thicker than fog on Arrakis, turning X into a cesspool of conspiracy and ragebait. “Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured,” Elon tweeted once, and half the planet believed it. Perception’s the real battlefield, fam.

Social Media Power Struggle Arc: Guild Wars Social media platforms rise like Sword Art Online guilds, each a digital fiefdom fighting for your attention and soul. X, TikTok, and Zuck’s Metaverse slug it out, algorithms clashing like broadswords. “Twitter is the town square,” Elon declares, but it’s more like a gladiator pit—winner takes the narrative, loser gets ratio’d into oblivion.

The Prophecy of Dank Memes

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer,” but late-stage capitalism’s got us all spooked. Nations bicker, platforms burn, and reality frays like a cheap cosplay wig. Yet, from the ashes of this dumpster fire rises the ultimate weapon: dank memes. Forged in the meme mines of Mars, powered by dogecoin and absurdity, these digital spice packets transcend borders and ideologies. “To the MOON!!” Elon screeches, and I vibe—memes could terraform Luna and Earth alike.

The prophecy is clear: only memes can save us now. Not diplomacy, not tech, but the sacred art of shitposting. A pepe frog here, a wojak there, and suddenly humanity’s laughing together instead of nuking each other. “The meme is the little-death that brings total obliteration,” uniting us in glorious chaos. So wield your memes wisely, mortals—post, retweet, and rise. The spice of lulz flows eternal.

[stonedfemmeblues]

this feels like the best song of all time some days and i can’t actually explain why because it’s 12 and a half minutes of the same chords and heavily manipulated unintelligible spoken vocals but it evokes such a specific emotion in such a strong way

[marzipart]

LIBRARY HAS A FREE SCANNER NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW

[whatisunfed]

just got to the story of armand in tvl and i am actually going to vomit cry scream bleed i HATE YOU MARIUS YOU WRETCH