#me when Queue 56!!!!!

[flameishstudios]

This is my lil guy for Queue 56!!!! I’m on team Ruby!!!!

I’ve been having a ton of fun on the Queue lolz!!!! (The last pick is my normal mc skin which my pfp is based on)

[ktsphere]

I was at the studio record for tonight's taskmaster episode, so full debrief below the readmore! (Spoilers for TM S18E5)

[Some things may be paraphrased as I wrote it all down immediately after the episode record.]

ARRIVAL AND SEATING

We got to the studio at about 10:15am, there were approx 10 people there already

The staff didn't turn up till 10:30 so we made our own queue

Staff moved our queue and told everyone with cars in the visitor carpark to move them, they join the queue in their cars while people on foot queued in the rain

Lots of waiting around, then the queue was moved, then a quick security check, then wristbands and more waiting around. There were not enough toilets. There were snacks and drinks available to buy but no "real" food.

We started moving again at 12:45.

The first 22 people got orange wrist bands and we were put in the gallery! (11 on each side)

The gallery itself is only as deep as the chairs, it's very much only decorated on the sides that the camera can see.

The decoration behind us was plasticy and painted gold, kind of like paper plate material.

The wall was painted with the same pattern as the sides, but super small, gold on red, but looked less neat than the big stuff which is more visible on camera.

Underneath us was bare wood and we were in a metal frame.

My friend went to the loo and said Greg and Alex's seats arrived on the back of a trailer and stopped at the zebra crossing for her.

The studio was much smaller than I expected, 5 or so rows of seats in the front section, literally within arms reach of the seat 1 contestant. This looked like it was all people with a red wristband, who were 2nd after orange.

The back section was bigger, I'd say maybe 8 rows deep? And wider.

There was some reshuffling of seats near the end, some people who were right at the back were put in the front row at the last minute (probably some priority people didn't turn up?)

I don't think anyone's view was obstructed by cameras, but the left gallery couldn't see the contestants' faces, while the right gallery (including me) couldn't see Greg & Alex's faces.

(I did see Alex's shoulders sort of hunch every time he got the giggles though which was incredibly cute)

INTRO

Mark the warm up man got people shouting out & making noise (he comes back at every ad break, and every set change break)(some of the breaks he asked if we had any questions about the filming of TM and answered them to the best of his ability)(one time we played audience tinder, which is like audience guess who but based on 1 single person's romantic requirements (man, single, over 23, under 30. This got everyone out, and mark announced that was why she was still single.)

Mark brought Greg on

Someone shouted happy birthday

Greg: it's not today, it was on the 14th. I'm 55. Today it's ............................... It was.................

Someone in the Audience: it was on Tuesday!

[Note today is thursday]

Greg: At a certain age you stop counting birthdays. I woke up and realised I was closer to 60 than 50, And genuinely the first thing I said when I woke up, alone in my bedroom, was "blink"

Greg brought Alex on

Alex: I have some bad news

Greg: oh no

Alex: you're actually 56

Greg: oh what did I say?

Alex: 55

Greg: oh I was in a good mood and you've put me in a bad mood now

Greg asked the audience for help with Alex's improv

Alex was told to come up with a Pop song about corn

This was misheard by Greg as porn

They decided on corny porn

Greg gives Alex a beat

Alex [singing]: Sometimes a man gets lonely

*Greg and audience piss themselves, Alex breaks*

Greg: I thought I'd give you some time there to come up with a rhyme for lonely

Alex: oh I'm going for an ABCB rhyming scheme

[Slightly paraphrased in places because I'm not perfect]

[Greg beat starts up again]

Alex, Singing:

Sometimes a man gets lonely

And that man is Alex Horne

all his friends are out for the evening

So he opens his corny porn

[verse 2]

*Something about Cracker jokes*

*something about a boy and a girl*

*[I forgot this line]*

And then they have full sex.

(((If anyone was there and remembers these lines I will happily make edits)))

Greg: I thought you were going to shy away from the sex

Alex: oh, no, didn't shy away

Greg: they have legitimate sex

Alex: well they do love each other, so it's legitimate sex

Alex: But it wasn't being filmed

Alex: It was actually behind a closed door

Greg: so it wasn't porn at all

Contestants are introduced to the audience by greg before they all sit down

Andy zaltzman is wearing a snooker outfit, with cue and chalk. He is told (by Greg, who was told by the greenroom) to put the cue over his left shoulder so the cameras can see him. He says the producer told him to wear it over his right just before the show. Greg relays this to the greenroom, and then says [to greenroom] "bit harsh", and [to Andy] "he called you a lying cunt"

Babatunde aleshe

Emma sidi

Jack Dee

Rosie jones

The Makeup team come on, there's some admin stuff (fire safety etc)

Then it starts properly, they play the introduction on the big screen

Greg: A man who told me fire fighters are the ¿Least ?? ? Of all the emergency services.

Alex: I was most scared if this one because if my house burns down...

Greg: Well you should stop telling me these things

BANTER SECTION

Alex: The group chat is popping off

The taskmaster WhatsApp, we've had some questions

Alex: Question from Brian. Actually, a lot of people asked this. Are Greg and Alex twins?

Alex: Someone else asked if I was ok

Greg: yes I always wonder that

Alex: I had an ECG and felt better

Alex: an EGG

Alex: I had an egg.

Greg: *Groans*

Greg: You do it on purpose. I was in a good mood. You've put me in a foul mood. Is that really all you've prepared? Someone thinks we're twins, and you've had an egg.

PRIZE TASK

Thing that's best when you add water

Baba, trying to defend jelly to greg: "You know when your mums just like-"

Greg: "sorry I'm going to stop you there, it sounded like you called my mum a slag

*General confusion*

[They Continue]

Baba: you know when your mums a slag

*Everyone in the audience heard it this time*

Baba confused, everyone else pissing themselves

*Repeat multiple times, everyone getting more and more hysterical*

Baba: you know when Your Mum *Says*...

Greg, holding his ear piece: How likely is it the slag comments are going to be left in? The gallery says 100%.

TASK 1: Alex is a robot, direct to charging port, gibe an instruction every 10 seconds, robot wont follow instructions with o or e

Emma makes sexual moans when she sees the robot

Greg replays VT multiple times, she calls it "Platonic arousal"

Long discussion about mascots and those tall wobbly dancing tubes, and Mr blobby

Emma loves them all but they have to move

Greg brings up a butcher mascot which was a pig cutting parts of itself off, but it doesn't move so Emma isn't interested. If it moved she'd like it

Andy: Coming from a Jewish background, would the pig cutting parts of itself off be kosher?

Emma: no! [Pause for laughter/apology/embarrassment] sorry, no because pork isn't kosher. It's the trotters.

Someone: if the pig cuts its own trotters off then maybe it could be kosher

Greg: snip snip snip, out it goes

[There's a submarine in the garden?!!]

Emma, during task: walk lady

Emma, in studio: I changed it to walk by lady, I realised I could say by

Greg: Bisexual lady?

Emma: I'm not assuming the sexuality of the robot

Lots of "I mean him, not me" from Alex when talking about the robot

Rosie points out she got a lap dance from the robot

Emma: "Oh robot - we've found it!" (Or similar)

Greg takes the piss multiple times throughout the ep

TASK 2: make the strongest smell and put it in this jar. *Jar is sealed for 3-4 months until the studio record*

Rosie's sounds very very ominous, everyone is scared

On the back of the task it says anyone who is unwilling to smell their own jar gets 0 points

They talk about how that's definitely backfired on Rosie

Rosie: I'm actually quite excited, I want to smell it

Greg makes Alex read something out

Alex: oh, strange, this one is handwritten. Alex also has to smell the jars or Greg will kick him in the gooch

Emma pretends hers smells super strong, Greg describes it as mild

Baba: marmite and coffee, makes his eyes bulge

Rosie's is hugely disappointing. She repeats how disappointed she is. Greg doesn't believe her until he smells it and says he is also disappointed.

Andy's makes all the contestants gag (sardines, vinegar, huge mix of random crap, detergent, soap,)

Alex: I was surprised you went with things that remove stubborn smells

*The smells waft up to the balcony and to some of the front row. *

Jack's makes Greg lightheaded and have to pause for a bit (air freshener)

Later, in one of the breaks:

Audience member: why didn't Alex smell the smells?

Audience ooh and mutter

Mark: very good question

[Alex did not then smell the smells :( ]

TASK 3: Present a heartwarming local news story

[Team task!]

Rosie and Jack

Andy, Emma and Baba

The intro to this gets played again because they did some smelly pickups while the table was still out, and then packed it up again, and by that time everyone had forgotten what the task was.

Greg says Andy looks younger as Isabella the old lady than as himself

*Greg talks shit about both their attempts*

Greg says he thinks they both did really well

Alex: *do* you think that? It didn't sound like that

Greg says Emma could genuinely be a newsreader (Emma: middle class), then there was a whole section where Rosie and Greg talk about how alluring/hot Fiona Bruce is

STUDIO TASK: catapult parachute target

During set up we could see Alex on the side of the stage waiting for everything to be ready, we waved at him from the balcony and he waved back with confused but happy smile

The edge of the target was literally 50cm away from the front row. Front section were warned to 'watch out'

Mark: I wasn't sure I was allowed to mention it being a catapult

*Shadow of a catapult clearly visible through the screen*

Baba tried to shoot one really flat and it flew straight into the audience (3rd row!)

He immediately sat on the losers bench before the others had even gone

Emma's doesn't unfurl and goes 2nd row of the audience

Rosie Vs jack at the end: Rosie playing up the cerebral palsy deliberately to put jack off, stuff like "you wouldn't beat a disabled girl", and "I have cerebral palsy", "I didn't breathe for 17 minutes"

Jack really struggled to get his last shot because he was bent over laughing

It looked like a draw, Greg had to adjudicate

When he called a win for jack, Rosie pretended she was really struggling to walk over to the losers bench

After they'd all been:

Alex: I'm really glad they all flew. In the rehearsals we had loads of crap goes

Greg: How do you feel jack?

Jack: Guilty

Greg: And how do you feel Rosie?

Rosie: *Big fake sad face (which kept breaking)* "...*tiny broken voice* sad :( " *Followed by instant giggles*

TIE BREAK: how many days old will Alex be on Christmas day 2024? Have to be looking into his eyes the whole time

Emma Vs jack, Emma got very close, jack just gave up. Rosie actually got the closest (within 70? Days)

END:

And we've learned that my mum's a slag

We were told it was the first time ever all 5 contestants have won the first 5 episodes

*Contestants leave*

Man with crutches in audience [to rosie]: before this I thought you were so sweet (ominous pause) but now I think you're *wonderful* [Rosie hugged him!]

Greg: we all thought you were going to say something horrible. I was getting ready to put Alex between us

PICKUPS

Greg and Alex do lots of repeats for previous fuck ups and make lots more fuck ups.

*Talking to empty chairs*

Greg keeps apologising for how long it's all taking

Greg: we all want to go home

Greg: We're going to do a physical bit and you're going to absolutely love it. You'll know it when you see it.

*At the end of one of the pickups they both turn in their chairs and look at the blank screen. Audience love it*

Greg gets told by the gallery to repeat ¿papas meat?

Greg:shall I do it sexier? How much sex do you want? 8/10 sex?

Alex: you sound like Rachel

*They do a massive exaggerated turn to the screen*

Greg: I overcooked that one

They repeat the shakespeare bit 2 or 3 times. Greg says every time he's asked to do it again he'll ham it up more.

Alex: I'm really hungry, are you really hungry?

They did some extra "taskmaster the live experience" advertisment filming

Greg notices a really big man in the audience and asks him how tall he is (6'5") and then gets very distracted by his "brethren" and repeatedly flubs his lines

Greg: What are you doing?

Greg: Look at me you grubby little ferret

[This was repeated about 5 times because Greg kept fucking up, and then when he got through it Alex immediately fucked up the next line]

Greg said we were the best audience so far (he also said he wasnt lying or exaggerating. If anyone else has been to one, does he say this to evey audience?)

Got let out at 5pm

[Extra things that I can't remember when they happened]

Alex: When we watch telly together

Greg: ... Because we are actually lovers *puts hand on alex*

Greg: Or so some corners of the internet would have you believe

During breaks, makeup people come in and remove the lint from Greg and Alex's jackets, Alex gets a sticky roller, Greg gets a little brush

They dab Greg's head as well

Greg: I like making people on the internet angry

Overall a delightful day out, 10/10 experience, would recommend!

[feelfreetopleasemexo]

I like my coffee like I like my compression shirts, black and with Katsuki Bakugo wrapped around them.

Every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday afternoon Katsuki would go into his usual coffee shop after the gym, grab a black coffee and head back to his agency. He didn’t need to go to a coffee shop to get premium coffee, he had a top of line coffee machine in his office, but he stopped in once on his way back and suddenly decided to make it a routine. At first hed made it subtle that he was wanting only you to serve him, letting old people go infront of him as he judged the amount of people before youd swap back onto the making station from the till, then it became obvious to him that it was sort of routine for each of the server to spend 20 mins on each station before swapping over. He’d casually pretend to be on the phone when he entered, pretending he wasnt waiting for the right time where youd have change over, before stepping in line to order. He thought he was bringing slick, being cool and that his actions were undetectable to the naked eye, but he grossly underestimated the investigation skills of a young girl with a crush at work.

You clocked his actions within an instant after realising after two or three times that he enjoyed chatting to you as you made his coffee. It started off with a smirk at first, thanking you then leaving, then he started to instigate small chitchat, before he eventually started making small inside jokes with you about regulars. Every single time he saw him enter the coffee shop, your heart would flutter and your face would flush, there was no way he hadn’t noticed, you never were very good at hiding your feelings anyway. Eventually, he started lingering longer after you handed him his coffee, laughing at the ways regulars were chatting too loud about personal things, pointing out the fact youd done something different with your hair, and the fact that the new coffee beans tasted so much worse then the previous ones, not that that stopped him still drinking it anyway.

After your message with your work bestie, you decided to bite the bullet and prewrite your number on a lid, saving it back for his usual Friday afternoon coffee run. And on queue, at 4.37 he walked in, grey sweat pants,black compression shirt and a Rolex that fit snuggly around his large wrist. You locked eyes with him as he smirked at you, lifted his head slightly to greet you then joined the queue to order his coffee. As he got closer, you could feel your embarrassment rising, anxiety kicking your ass in an instant as soon as you heard his order come through. He waltz over to his usual space, leaning slightly against the side with his back slightly facing you as he leaned over and looked at you, his red punishing eyes staring straight into yours as you made his coffee. He yapped on about how he nearly squashed his friends chest with the bench press weights because he was in a daydream before coming here, laughing that his friend couldnt even get it back off without his help, even slightly. Your hands shook as you screwed the lid on and passed it to him, frantically avoiding eye contact with him as he spoke.

He looked down, smirked and winked at you as he then walked off, leaving you with a lump in your throat, stones in your stomach and feeling like if you blushed any harder, youd actually turn into a cherry tomato right there and then. You and your work bestie squealed at each other then held hands and jumped up and down for a second, before continuing with your work, trying your best not to scare the other customers with your freakishly big grin slapped across your face.

That night your phone pinged from an unknown number.

“It only took me 56 coffees to get your number…can I admit now that I really don’t like it? Tastes like shit.”

“You couldve asked for mine Yano, no one forced you to drink it so often 😅”

“I like a chase.”

“Dinner 8pm sound good? I’ll pick you up tomorrow. Meet at your work?”

How the fuck you managed to pull the godly Adonis that was the hot gym guy that came into your work youd never know, but you did know that you looked significantly better in a dress than a coffee stained apron, so if he thought you were somewhat cute enough to text looking like that, hed be in for one hell of a surprise when you scrubbed up for him.

Wonder what our kids will look like….

[sheepispink]

okay i’ve been following you on AO3 and accidentally found your tumblr 😭 but i’ve had this idea and i literally can’t get it out of my head so i wanted to request it to you 🧎

jazzsinger!reader (or like a popular singer/actor mayhaps a model 👀) x Simon “Ghost” Riley | okay so imagine reader has been frequently going to a cafe that ghost also goes to, and they kinda just bond because both of them are wearing a mask (or something to cover their face ex. mask and glasses with baseball cap) while barely talking to anyone except to order their drinks (i’m a tea girlie and i love me a good cup of oolong tea 🫡). I just imagine some 6’1 dude in all black next to someone noticeably smaller also wearing black attire staring menacingly at the wall waiting for their drinks. Then after a while they grab their drinks, look at each other, nod, then leaves without uttering a word. Then after a while it turns into a romantic relationship and when introduced to everyone else (the task force) they just lose it cause how does the skull wearing weirdo on their team get a smoking hot partner 🤨

Anyways please take my humble request with a grain of salt 

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i have tried, whether i have succeeded i do not know but i did have a lot of fun with this one so thank you very much for the ask!! Also mind my spelling mistakes, its like way too early rn LOL

You don't know how this even started, or who this man really is besides that you always walk in at the same time each morning and most of the people here are terrified. It’s likely his stature, 6’1 and dressed in all back, though you’re not too different yourself. Working as a singer and occasional model meant fans would be found in the most unlikely places, especially since your recent single blew the charts entirely. After your fans spotted you at your last local grocery store, you’ve had to take your own drastic measures, dressing in practically all black with a mask and a baseball cap just for good measure. So, in one way or another, you two were practically matching as you stood waiting for your drinks. Infact, it occured so often that your drinks would be served together; your hands brush as you pick up your cups until you glance up at each other and give a quick nod before disappearing again.

That was until today, where you walked in to see the man had gotten to the line before you for once, however it was much longer than usual. Still you waited patiently, humming your new song to yourself as the queue slowly moves, albeit very very slowly. Eventually you get fed up, peering round the hunk of a man to see what or who’s holding it up. “Bloody kids.. dont even know what they’re doin’ ”The man grunts out, surprising you as he looks back and you nod, looking forward. Two young teenagers were working, though they looked far too inexperienced especially with their hair not even up around the baked goods nor aprons on. But that wasnt the worst of it— no, they were just sloppy in general, having to remake coffees and not even knowing the measurements for each type. “Guess they have to start somewhere..” You hum, a small sigh leaves you although the man doesnt say anything back, clearly not taking a liking to his coffee being so delayed. Well, you cant exactly blame him.

Finally, you both stand to the side as the kids prepare your drinks, with you occasionally checking your watch considering you have to grab an uber to your producer's house for a quick meeting. You were close, practically growing up together since you went to the same university. Being late would cause problems though, and you tap your foot a little, wondering how hard it is to make a simple oolong tea. “Order 55 and 56!” You both step forward as always, reaching for your drinks until you realise this doesnt look like your oolong tea at all. Peeking at the label, you realise you had accidentally take his, hence ‘Simon’ written on the side.

”Think I took yours Simon.” You’ve got a little bit of a cheeky note to your voice since discovering this information about him, making him roll his eyes. He hands the cup over to you and reaches for his out of your hands. That’s when your brows furrow, realising why you even picked up the wrong one in the first place.

”Hey— this isnt even your drink. It’s a latte.” You hold it up to him and he peeks through the lid, eyes narrowing beneath his balaclava but settling again. “It’s fine—“

”No it’s not.”

Before he can try and stop you, you’ve already walked up to the counter and facing the lazy teenager there who had been mid-call with her friend. “He asked for a black coffee, not this.” You narrow your eyes at her, annoyed by her clear incompetence especially as she didnt seem to care at all that she was supposed to be working. “It’s just a bit of milk; he wont die.” She shrugs, only making you all the more annoyed as you pull down your mask. “Make a new one, now. Do you even know how many people would beg for a job of yours?”

The teenager is more shook by the fact you’re the jazz singer that she’s been a die hard fan of for the past year and she just embarrassed herself in front of you by acting like an idiot. “I- i’m so sorry! I’ll make it now!” She scurries off to make it, and you feel the presence of the soldier behind you again, glancing down at you.

“Didnt know you had a pretty face hiding beneath all tha’ ” He hums, noticing how your cheeks flush just a tad before you pull the mask back up.“Thanks, you didn't have to.”

You can only shrug, letting your hands fall from their stance on your hips. “It was nothing.. you’re right, they’re stupid kids.” He chuckles, watching the girl scurry quickly over and hand him the drink as she profusely apologises to you over and over.

The two of you leave the store, with you groaning as you pinch the bridge of your nose. “Damnit..” He raises a brow towards you, his mask crinkling slightly as you take your phone out, pulling up the uber app. “What’s wrong?” He murmurs, lifting his mask a tad to sip the coffee before lowering it again. “I won't be able to come back to this coffee shop anymore..”

”Oh? Too many fans?” Surprisingly his voice has a teasing lilt to it, making you look up at him with wide eyes before hiding your gaze again. “Yeah.. not that i’m not grateful but it can be tiring.”

”C’mon, i’ll give you a ride, that uber will take forever.”

He takes your number after he drops you off at your friend's house, leaving you with radio silence. Then, the next morning he sends an address, more specifically a coffee shop that he particularly likes and where you can start anew until the fans die down. Sometimes he’ll give you a ride after and he’ll even text when you’re late for your coffee run. It shifts into regular texts, longer conversations, brushing hands as you wait for your drinks he paid for, still with that same menacing stare. On an off chance he may just annoy you just a tad, leaning his arm on your head as you look up at him in horror before giving him a faux punch. “I’m not that short!”

Somehow, you end up meeting his task force, your hand held tightly in his. “T-this is your partner?” Gaz’s jaw is dropped just as much as Soap’s is, only Price chuckling at the whole situation. None of them had ever believed that Ghost would get a bird, especially not one as pretty as you are. “Hi everyone.”

You grin, finally pulling down your baseball cap and Soap nearly topples over right there and then. Gaz has his gaze flicking between you two, from Simon’s sharp eyes and black out to your bright face and sweet grin. “ What..?? When..?? How?!”

They drag you over to the couch promptly after, forcing you to tell them all about how you two met and if Ghost really is a softie after all. Meanwhile, Price pats Ghost on the shoulder, the stiff man still tense since he thought this whole meeting wouldnt go too well. “You know they wont let this go, right?”

“..I know.” Simon huffs, but he’s grinning behind the mask.

[zenshigarakilover]

AFO Ship Opinion Results

57 responses total, thank you to everyone who participated!

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What do you headcanon AFO's sexuality as?

Straight: 4

Gay: 2

Bisexual: 12

Pansexual: 16

Asexual: 13

Other: 10

Responses to other

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AFO x Ujiko

the average is 5

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AFO x All Might

the average is 5

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AFO x Inko

the average is 7

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AFO x Gigantomachia

the average is 5

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AFO x Kotaro

the average is 4

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AFO x Hawks

the average is 3

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AFO x Endeavor

the average is 3

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AFO x Kurogiri

the average is 2

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AFO x Lady Nagant

the average is 2

Note: it says 56 here because I forgot to make this questioned required to answer so someone ended up skipping it as a result. I apologize

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AFO x Star and Stripe

the average is 2

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AFO x Gran Torino

the average is 5

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AFO x Nana

the average is 4

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AFO x Spinner

the average is 1

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AFO x Destro

the average is 4

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AFO x Kudou

the average is 3

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AFO x Midnight

the average is 1

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AFO x Mr. Compress

the average is 2

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AFO x Nighteye

the average is 2

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AFO x AFO

the average is 8

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AFO Ships Ranking

AFO x AFO with an average of 8

2. AFO x Inko with an average of 7

3. AFO x Ujiko, All Might, Gigantomachia, Gran Torino with an average of 5

4. AFO x Kotaro, Nana with an average of 4

5. AFO x Hawks, Endeavor,Kudou with an average of 3

6. AFO x Kurogiri, Lady Nagant, Star and Stripe, Mr. Compress, Night eye with an average of 2

7. AFO x Midnight, Spinner with an average of 1

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Are there any AFO ships that are considered problematic that you enjoy?

Majority said no

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Responses

Note: Yes, I know I all AFO ships are technically problematic, mainly just wanted to ask how many shipped people like Yoichi and Tomura with him without someone jumping down my throat and attacking for including it. Already had an anon be weird towards me about that stuff before in the past so thats why I asked this this way. But I fully see why people were confused lol.

Honestly several months later idc anymore and I still feel curious enough to know what people think of these ships so if anyone wants to do a poll asking about what people think of afotomu, afoyoichi, and afodeku send me an ask and I'll do it.

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Feel free to tell me more about why you like or dislike certain AFO ships and mention any ships that you enjoy that I failed to include here if you want

Note: My editing program on my phone kept messing up so I just gave up and left it at that. Wanted all of them to have pictures. Already addressed about the problematic thing in the question above. But there's small community of afomidnight shippers on twt, even seen some fanart of it thats why it was included, AFOtomu is one of the bigger AFO ships though I agree.

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Anyways thank you to all who participated in this. So sorry this took forever to post, as I said before I did have it finished the first week the survey closed but Tumblr decided to delete the original post when I tried to queue it, forcing me to start over from scratch and then my old computer broke, so I had to redo all the screenshots and find the averages of all of them again. Plus other stuff that happened in my personal life. Incredibly frustrating! But didn't want to leave you all hanging forever so here it is now :(

If you find any mistakes let me know! Love y'all 😚

[thebest-medicine]

Summer Sentence Starters 2024 Drabble Masterlist:

Fics from my summer tickle fic prompt starters:

(No link yet means it’s not posted yet and likely still in the queue :) gonna put this under a readmore when it gets to be too long

Avatar [ATLA & TLOK] (+ ao3)

Prompt 56 - "I never would've pegged you as the ticklish type." - lee!Zuko, ler!Sokka

Prompt 76 - “Don’t tell me you’ve been hiding this all this time?!” - lee!Korra, ler!Asami

Critical Role [Campaign 2] (+ ao3)

Prompt 88 - "We don't have time for such childish— hey! Stop it!" - lee!Essek, ler!Jester, ler!Beau

Prompt 40 - “I’ve never heard you laugh like that before, it’s nice.” - lee!Fjord, ler!Jester

Prompt 44 - "You wouldn't take adavantage (of that knowledge) when I'm stuck like this, right? ... Right?!" - lee!Caleb, ler!Fjord

Prompt 54 - "Oh man, is this a bad spot?" - lee!Caleb, ler!Molly

Prompt 7 - "No way, you're ticklish here too?" - lee!Caleb, lee!Essek, ler!Molly

Prompt 12 - "So, what's this I hear about you being deathly ticklish?" - lee!Fjord, ler!Molly

Prompt 96 - "What are you so scared of? It's just a feather!" - lee!Fjord, ler!Jester

Prompt 24 - "Sounds like someone needs a visit from the tickle monster." - lee!Caleb, ler!Jester

Prompt 89 - “Wait no- not here- not now!” - lee!Caleb, ler!Jester, ler!Molly

Gravity Falls (+ ao3)

Prompt 16 - “Come on, stop it - I’m serious, that really tickles!” - lee!Dipper, ler!Grunkle Ford

Kim Possible (+ ao3)

Prompt 82 - "You're not really gonna tickle me, are you?" - lee!Kim, ler!Shego

Prompt 24 - “Sounds like someone needs a visit from the tickle monster.” + 71 - “This isn’t cuddling! This is an attack!” - switch!Kim, switch!Ron

My Hero Academia (+ ao3)

Prompt 64 - "“Relax, I’m not gonna kill ya. But I am gonna make you wish you were dead." - lee!Todoroki, ler!Bakugo

Prompt 100 - "Would you just shut up and tickle me already?" - lee!Bakugo, ler!Midoriya

Prompt 48 - "You would think you'd get less ticklish as you got older, but you're the opposite!" + 50 - "Please, I can't take it anymore!" + 63 - "Too bad there's nothing you can do about it." - lee!Midoriya, ler!Bakugo

Prompt 60 - “Don’t- don’t you dare! Don’t even t-think about it!” + 62 - "I haven't seen you smile all day / week!" - lee!Bakugo, ler!Kirishima

Prompt 86 - “Crap. Wait. I didn't mean that!" - lee!Bakugo, ler!Midoriya

Prompt 21 - "Big talk for someone so ticklish!" - lee!Bakugo, ler!Kirishima, ler!Kaminari

Prompt 93 - "Oh? And what if I did?" - lee!Midoriya, ler!Kirishima

Prompt 42 - "No way! Are you crying?" - lee!Midoriya, ler!Bakugo

Prompt 71 - “This isn't cuddling! This is an attack!” - lee!Bakugo, ler!Mina, ler!Kirishima, ler!Kaminari, ler!Sero

Prompt 3 “Come any closer and I will end you.” + 4 “Oh, you shouldn’t have said / done that..” - lee!Bakugo, ler!Kirishima

Prompt 98 - "There it is. That laugh is music to my ears!" - lee!Todoroki, ler!Bakugo

The Owl House (+ ao3)

Prompt 24 - “Sounds like someone needs a visit from the tickle monster." - lee!Hunter, ler!Gus, ler!Willow

Prompt 2 - "Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" - lee!Luz, ler!Amity

Prompt 68 - “What’s that? Stop saying tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle?” - lee!Amity, ler!Luz

Prompt 48 - “You would think you'd get less ticklish as you got older, but you're the opposite!"

- lee!Eda, ler!Raine

Supernatural (+ ao3)

Prompt 5 - "No, I'm just- uh- sensitive." - lee!Dean, ler!Cas

Teen Titans (+ ao3)

Prompt 9 - "Did you just...laugh?" - lee!Raven, ler!Starfire

[does-a-nein-hit]

Nobody:

Me when I make yet another blorbo that has lore exploring loneliness and isolation: *goes feral*

....is this about my Queue 56 blorbo.... maybe (hehe)

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

@looseleaflettuce YOU GET TWO🫶🏾🎉

QUEUE THE LIVE REACTIONS

This darkness, while familiar, is unlike the depths of death. It doesn’t burn, doesn’t hurt, doesn’t beckon to me.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 40

banger opener

My hearing, my smell, my touch all comes back at once. I can hear the steady thrumming of a heartbeat, the crackling of a fire, feel the* soft pelts still under me, detect the smell of vanilla and of a sharp, stinging menthol. 

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 40

listing the senses that come back and then describing what she detects with them. my english teacher would love you

A warm smile hides behind his thick beard, his hair twisted into carefully maintained dreads down his back, wrapped in chains and jewels.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 41

not archer😔 but dreads you say👀

For just a second, a whisper of a smile breaks across his face before his lips tighten into a flat line. He doesn’t stand, doesn’t move towards me. Barely looks at me as his gaze drops to his hands. 

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 42

ruh roh. solweh what did you do

That’s all he has time to do before I’ve shot across the room and pinned him to the rickety wall, my hand around his throat.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 43

WOAG… me nex- 💥💥🔫 who said that

“Why am I different from him?”

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 48

HA! so she is the only witchire….. vampitch?

“You weren’t human when they killed us,”

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 48

inchresting🤔 affair? 👀

“I’jam’s dead, too, Soc - Zandri. It’s just us left. “Good riddance.”

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 48

damn. she does not give a single fuck💀

“Yes. Your father was a witch,”

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 54

aww no affair

If he didn’t kill them completely, he left enough venom in them to change them into -

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 55

ahh so that’s how they’re made.

You were .. Reborn,” he adopts the word with a slight smile, “slightly over one thousand years ago.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 56

DAMN

You are back to your full strength, and you are no longer required to feed to survive. Your thirst is gone.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 59

YAY!🎊🎉🥳🥳 thanks ileriad

Like the earth took a breath once he was gone, as if she could finally breathe past the darkness my brother carried, that he infected her lands with.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 61

mother earth: GOOD RIDDANCE

“but the magic of the witches, even the dark magic they were using, did not appreciate one of their own being sacrificed for such a thing.”

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 62

WHOOO! witch magic for the win

“So because I am a witch, I doomed my siblings to this - this existence. And countless others.”

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 62

sigh. she’s soooo blaming herself for this

It would have been better if we had just died when they killed us the first time

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 3 ~ Pg. 63

nuh uh☝🏾

Review Time!

Don’t know if it was intentional but I like how the sisters avoid their vampirism while the brothers embraced it. Speaks of their personalities. Not gonna lie, I didn’t feel bad for I’jam. Sucks to suck igz, at least he lived for seven centuries (justice for ra’jem😔). Luna gets a witch companion now! I think she’s still gonna avoid humans regardless of that spell and something’s gonna go wrong with it in the future probably. More worldbuilding! Glad the spell got explained and why it went wrong. Curious as to what the parents would’ve become had it worked and how they would’ve been worse but alas. Next Up: Chapter 4 ~ Hope Is All We Have♥️

(*there’s a typo at the beginning. missing “t” in the)

[nebula-award]

Rewatched TFP Wrote Down All My Thoughts

Nov 11, 2023: This was in my drafts FOREVER so I’m adding it to the queue finally. 

Dec 20, 2022: I binged TFP again because I was missing them, and wanted to write some fics, so here’s everything I noticed/thought.

S1

Megatron is the real theater kid Ratchet could definitely be a mad scientist June is trying her best but she's gotta stop Please June stop stop it now Megs is a gentleman holy shit WAIT RATCHET DOES HAVE EYEBROWS THAT AREN'T THE BIG ORANGE THINGYS

S2

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW SICK RAF'S SHOES ARE! Megs is still clearly salty about losing Orion (not OP but ORION) I like the MECH scientist who said "as luck would have it" at Operation: Bumblebee 00:07:56 KEEP HIM SCREAMER GETTING HIT BY THE PROPELLERS AND TANISHING HIS IMAGINE AT Operation Bee 00:13:00 WOULDVE BEEN GREAT Miko is so animated and dynamic!!! Ratchet be salty but a good dad (Well I’m sorry to disapoint... wanna ride with the siren on?:>) BULKDAD BULKDAD BULKDAD (translation: bee and Bulk moments kill) Bruh Bulkhead v Breakdown and Bee v KO KO's having the time of his life with Bee Bulk pairing Bee THE ONE WHO CANT TRANSFORM with the DRIVABLE CON Fowler it's not like he can't understand you, you can't understand Bee Ratchet's drunk from power down Screamer could do great things if he'd listen to people Aww skyquake and dreadwing chose the same vechile/guy to steal from aww Man Wheeljack became a tired grumpy yet badass oldman "One I consider a brother" hm interesting thank you dreadwing Sowwy fishieees JESUSS CHRIST PRIME WITH THAT 19:05 BATTLE SCREAM I forgot that arachnid dismantled breaky im crying MECH still in the gov. ratchet improved fowlers ship  'Nine lives' megs IS a cat YOU'RE DEALING WITH ALIEN ROBOTS CORNEL YOU DUMBFUCK DEFEAT A UNICORN THIS BITCH Flying Mind is honestly an underrated episode Fowler IS the earth representative woahhhh dark that Scream has to perform surgery on himself Stoic Prime is best prime Dad energy from Wheeljack at 19:21 Hurt HOLY FUCK A CLOWN CAR RATCHET I LOVE YOU Scream laughing at a dancing monkey Right Megs removed a prime's arm to replace his ownn I forgot Hard Knocks 10:33 Bulkcee SMOKESCREEN IS KING (INSIDE JOB 9:40 & 12:30) Everyone knows this but that poor vehicon I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN when screamer calls sOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEED OP Up at 19:20 KO ALWAYS gets me at pach 4:05

S3

Magnus need more screen time

Also the kids probably have PTSD

[aj-the-idiot]

* heya.

My mental health sometimes dies for no reason which makes me disappear from social media but I have a lot of passion and big plans! It's just the execution that's not how I want it to be XD

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How & Why - My Error x Reader fanfiction from the year 2018 that I'm trying to rewrite but haven't actively worked on since god-knows-when. There's a preview though!

My OCs - I've been turning my Undertale OCs around in my head for more than 5 years now and hope to create full comics with chapters and all for them eventually. Perish and Chalk are supposed to get their own comics for their origin stories, with Perish's being the main story, Felony is going to have his origin explained in a prequel where the multiversal relations are made to fit whatever mold I'm pushing them in for Perish's origin. More about them in the OC overview or the FAQ (once I make an OC masterpost, this part is going to be replaced) It's all a huge WIP! I'd love to get questions about them if you feel like it though! <3

Tales Of New Sinner Isle (TONSI) - A comic I plan on making about my Tomodachi Life island because my god the shipping drama! Before I work on this, I will finish How & Why.

[ilhoonftw]

not me talking to a random guy when i was in queue to recycle bottles... and during the talk about 'old people get lonely when their spouse dies' he told me his father was stabbed to death??? he was working in a bar that had bunch of gambling machines ??? his father was only 56 and the guy learnt about his death when he was working abroad in western europe doing shitty jobs just like many poles did back then... his mom called him. it obv changed his life like suddenly everything got fucked. he told me he even had this famous tv show come to his house to talk to his mom and him but guess what. no one was ever arrested, cops act like there's no evidence. first they told them it was heart attack but then it turned out he was violently stabbed to death. 3am. a lot of old cases are being opened up again thanks to archiwum x but in the 90s poliśh cops were busy covering up shit and pretending they changed their ways..... there's simply too many cold cases. too manh of them were mishandled. whoever killed that guy's father is probably still alive and living as if nothing ever happened.....

obligatory: cops had their hand in covering up 100s (if not 1000s) of murders that took place in łódź when doctors, first responders and funeral homes owners had a deal... that was basically 'when people call an ambulance, we make sure the patient dies because certain funeral homes will give us money in exchange for x amount of extra bodies we send their way'. first responders would have sedatives meant for surgery inside the ambulance!!! and would give inject people ... to kill them. or they would strangle them. people were too afraid to call an ambulance and many families live with guilt, their loved one died because they called help and the help that came was actually death on 4 wheels. the court case was a farce, only 4 deaths were proven and people who made A Lot of money killing people are living lavish. SICK

[pokeghosty]

Now that my fic is up on Royal Road let’s try this promotion thing again.

Book 1 - Setting Off

Chapter 1: Vermillion Sunset

“Vermilion City, the port of exquisite sunsets,” Celeste read the sign out loud while looking at the metropolis extending from the pier.

Tall buildings dotted the horizon, rising from beyond the piles of containers and warehouses that sat nearby. There was some smoke in the air and the smell of fried food mixed in with the salt scented ocean breeze. A Machoke and a Gurdurr passed by, carrying construction materials to a truck that was honking just behind a badly parked bus.

She watched as a large woman—the bus driver—left her post ticketing people to argue with the truck driver. There was a little Pichu on her shoulders and it looked absolutely terrified at the two Fighting-Types still loading the materials inside.

“I don’t know about that,” Celeste muttered, bringing her index finger to her chin. “This place doesn’t seem all that exquisite from where I’m standing.”

To the side of the bus, a queue was forming, and she started to think she should actually walk to town.

“What do you say, Aria? Wanna explore?” she asked, eyes trailing down to the Eevee yawning by her side. With a quiet chuckle, she continued, “Shouldn’t you be more excited?”

Aria twitched her ears and barked at her trainer, not particularly thrilled about signs or sunsets. Her lush brown fur, a little darker than the usual Eevee, shone with the bright late-summer sun and the cream-coloured fur collar around her neck rattled as she looked around for something more interesting.

“You are right,” Celeste said with a sigh. “This marina is pretty boring, but this guy back on our ship told me there are tons of fun things we can do here. Restaurants and even a nice beach towards… was it Route Six or Seven that he said…?”

A flock of Pidgey flew overhead as a small spark shot up. The bus driver’s Pichu was nervously shaking while its trainer shoved a finger right at the truck guy. She was yelling something about the virtues of patience and not honking while people did their jobs.

Ironic, considering she didn’t seem all that patient herself.

“So… walk and explore?” Celeste grinned at her Pokémon, trying to back her case by gesturing at the growing queue.

At that, Aria rolled her eyes and let out a long, sarcastic “Ve”.

“Okay, okay,” Celeste lifted a hand in a sign of peace. “We can walk straight to the Pokémon Centre.”

Another skeptic bark.

“What happened to enjoying the journey and all that?”

Aria smirked, affectionately tackling her trainer’s leg. When Celeste looked, however, her Pokémon was already sprinting away.

“Hey wait up,” she yelled. “You don’t even know where the Centre is and—”

She puffed, noticing Aria was not stopping, but wasted no time in sprinting after her best friend.

“You are not beating me to it,” she yelled, as she darted between the still arguing drivers. They shot her a confused look and the bus driver gasped, finally noticing the queue she’d left behind.

Celeste was not taking the bus, though.

With every step, her heart beat a little faster.

This was it. She was running toward her destiny.

This was the beginning of their journey. Once she got to the Centre, her life was going to change forever.

Once she got to the Centre, Celeste was going to be a real, proper Pokémon trainer.

-

Read up to chapter 2 on Royal Road

Read up to chapter 56 on Ao3 FFN SB

[musingsofabookworm1]

My Last Five Reads

December was full of school work, and consequently, not a lot of reading One of these I read, in total, yesterday. At least I'm one-for-one on days of break and books read!

The Royal Governess by Wendy Holden - 3 stars - I think I would have rated this higher if it didn't take me nearly two weeks to read it. It is the story of Queen Elizabeth II's childhood through the eyes of her governess: a twenty-two-year-old who wanted to teacher children in poverty but instead found herself trying to teach the royal daughters about the "real world." I felt that some parts were a bit too dragged out whereas I was left wanting more with other parts. Well written overall, though.

The September House by Carissa Orlando - 4 stars - I couldn't get much more different to follow up the Queen's childhood than this! Margaret and Hal are empty nesters who find themselves living in their dream house. And all is well for 11 months of the year. September, though, drives Hal out of the house. In September, the walls drip with blood. In September, ghosts of former inhabitants inhabit the house again. Some are good. Others are quite evil. But Margaret is staying. And surviving. Things are actually going quite well until her daughter comes home wondering where her father is. Margaret can only hide what September brings for so long... Page turner at a fast pace. The end was a bit much, but a good horror all in all.

Just Do This One Thing For Me by Laura Zimmerman - 3 stars - I had some Amazon credits running out so bought this one that was on my list. I didn't know it was YA. I didn't know it was set in Wisconsin. It had all the Wisconsin staples: hunting, cheese curds, the phrase "your guyses". High school senior, Drew, is more of a mother than her mother. She does all the adult things around the house including caring for her younger brother and sister while her mother schemes and side hustles to keep them just barely above water financially. But said mom does find the money to go see Justin Timberlake in Mexico. Drew continues to run their home but starts getting suspicious when she can't get in touch with her mother. This one dragged in the middle and was somewhat repetitive, but being YA, I'm not the intended audience. I did like the ending and the nods to Wisconsin and the family bond created despite the absent mother.

The Haunting of Ashburn House by Darcy Coates - 2 stars - Need a haunted house book? Do the September House because this one was pretty lame. Adrienne inherits the title location without knowing the family history behind it. Her family. That her mother refused to let her tell her about. The surrounding town seems to know about the utter madness that took place at Ashburn. Adrienne gets to know some women in town who begin to help her uncover the mysteries held inside the walls. It's not the worst horror book, but I was expecting more. Lots of build up for a quick ending.

56 Days by Catherine Ryan Howard - 5 stars - I had this as a library hold which had me way down on the queue, but then it was a cheap ebook. And then I forgot about it! I was glad I decided on this one yesterday morning. The 56 days are a countdown of sorts between when a man and woman met in Ireland, just as Covid was beginning, and when one of them ends up dead. I'll just leave it as that. If you're into the dark, twisty mystery thrillers, pick this one up!

[kalesera]

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Experiment 56

Neteyam x Human reader ( like a mix of human and Navi )

and sullyFAM x human reader, why not? &lt;3

Tw: mmm neteyam baby, reader being mutant, neytiri being a sweetheart, nothing really out of the ordinary (until now ), all the characters are aged up 20's.

POV: Y/N is surprised that it is an indispensable piece for the human race. But for her family…

PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3 | PART 4 | PART 5 | PART 6 | PART 7

Experiment 56 masterlist | Experiment 56 sequel Masterlist

Note: I had that story in my head for some days, and since nobody published something similar, I decided to create my own reading. From now on I warn you that I am not very expert in this Navi culture, but I did my best. And I'll be using events that happened in the movie, but they won't be exactly the same. And sorry for the spelling. English is not my mother tongue.

Document #456 “experiment 56” [human-navi] southern area:

“The experiment is making progress. After 30 attempts, we can finally say that the first embryo is taking shape. If this embryo grows as we all hope. This will be a huge turnaround for the human race."

Dr. Herdenson signs.

Yes, that was you… an experiment. Or better said “experiment 56”. A perfect mix of navi and human. You had your human body, but in your hair you were accompanied by the distinguished queue of the navis (tsaheylu) and the ability to breathe the air of pandora without any problem. You were a beautiful baby. Or that's what Jake said when he saw you in norm's arms. After the great battle, and after the humans were sent to earth, the peaceful scientists were the only ones who stayed, and that was when the investigations of the facilities that the military had in Pandora began. And that's where they found you. A newborn baby. Norm didn't know what to do and neither did any of the scientists, you were a whole new species, but you were still human. They had enough with spider, who was still a baby. So when Neytiri and Jake were picking up Kiri in the lab, Norm didn't hesitate to introduce him to this baby.

"what kind of baby is this?" Jake asks as he holds you in his arms.

“It's an experiment, I'm terrified to know what else they did, but… this is some kind of mix between human and navi. From what I could investigate they wanted to create a new race of humans.” said norm.

Neytiri didn't take her eyes off you, she couldn't believe that a human could have some navi characteristics. You were physically like the people in the sky, but you had your little braid. For neytiri you were a great miracle, eywa would not let any creature be created, if it had no meaning for life.

"I thought… since you guys are going to take Kiri, why don't you take Y/N" Norm said.

"Y / N" neytiri has taken you from Jake's arms and placed you on his chest. She felt something special…she didn't understand why she felt compassion and love for something created by humans.

"Well… I don't have a problem, but neytiri…" Jake looked at neytiri, who was already mesmerized by the baby she was holding in her arms.

“I will help you, I will also teach her about human culture. But I think it's only right that you take care of her these first days of her life. I know you guys will do a better job than me." Norm kept talking to Jake, and explaining how they found you. While neytiri, he was holding kiri and you in his arms. You wouldn't be her daughter, but she would take care of you like one.

Arriving home, neytiri quickly introduced the new babies, to her already born son, neteyam. She placed the three babies together, and looked at them for a while. Until the warm silence was interrupted by Jake. He placed his head on Neytiri's shoulder.

"Are you comfortable with all this? It's not much… ”Jake said, while Neytiri turned to see her mate now. “We have to introduce you to the clan, kiri and y/n…. they must be presented to eywa”. She said as she smiled.

And that's how you grew up in the sully family, you pretty much lived with them 24/7, occasionally going with norm and the other scientists to learn about your other culture. But your home was in the forest. Over time more members arrived, loak and tuk. And sometimes they were accompanied by a boy named spider, which neytiri did not like. You didn't understand why she didn't like the child, he was just like you, the only thing different was an oxygen mask and that she didn't have the queue. But otherwise he was just like you.

"why don't you love spider?" you asked as neytiri traced your hair. You were only about 10 years old at this time, and you already noticed the differences in treatment. “He's not like us,” Neytiri said, her voice serious. "But he looks like me" you raised your head higher, to make eye contact with the woman who was lovingly combing your hair. "Yes, but you're not like him… you're a navi." Neytiri did not want to delve too much into the subject. To her you were special, her special gift from her just like Kiri. She didn't like discussing these topics with you, plus they were difficult topics to understand.

The years passed 15, 16 then 19 and now 20 years. You were quite a woman, and it was not to brag, but you were very beautiful. Even mo'at she said it "for a mix, you are very beautiful" she always said this while you helped her with the medicines. And this is also not overlooked by the eldest son of the sully, neteyam.

You grew up with him, literally together. As children, you did everything in each other's company. Since you were smaller than normal navis children. Jake gave neteyam the task of taking care of you and always being by your side. Even when it came time to choose your ikran, neteyam made sure it was one you could master, but this turned out to be a disaster as your size prevented you from riding your ikran easily, to which neteyam promised you that his ikran was also yours. You were able to bond with smaller animals, but Jake was always afraid you'd get hurt. Therefore, you and neteyam always accompanied each other in hunting and exploring pandora. You were inseparable. You were attached to the other brothers, but with neteyam it was different, it seemed that you were meant for each other. Or so loak and spider said, while he made fun of you two for looking like gumballs.

“Jake is going to kill you…you know that” you said while Kiri was at your side. You referred to Jake by his name, but eywa knew that you loved him as your father.

"Well, if you keep quiet no one will find out" loak, trying to see what was left of a ruined laboratory. area that Jake had forbidden them to go to.

"I think we have to go, that's enough… kiri, spider, tuk y/n let's get out of here" neteyam got up from the grass while he took y/n's hand.

“hey, wait… we just started. Nothing will happen. We're just going to look and we'll go quickly” Spider said taking your other hand and pulling you closer to him. Neteyam did not find this gesture comfortable. He was in charge of you. Neteyam knew that if something happened to loak or spider the punishment would be light. But if you, kiri or tuk got hurt, he had to disappear from the peace of pandora. Because his parents were going to kill him. And, on the other hand, he didn't really like the physical contact that spider had with you. He felt intimidated, in the end spider and you shared more physical similarities. That you with him and that broke his heart.

"Come on, just for a while" tuk yelled as she made little faces at her older brother. “Don't be a party pooper…come on!!!” loak came out of the undergrowth and behind was spider going both to the laboratory. Kiri sighed and followed them and behind her was a tuk.

“We are going to get in trouble” said neteyam as he looked at you. “Well yes… but it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Come on…and I swear I'll stay by your side.” You look at neteyam, while he gives you an approving smile and chases after the others.

Upon entering the laboratory, they noticed that everything was consumed by nature. There were abandoned paperwork, among other things. Something was very noticeable, there was a very bad smell. "ahhhh disgusting" tuk shouted, while kiri covered his mouth. "Shut up, we have to be quiet" Kiri replies, as he continues further into the offices. Everything seemed taken from a movie, one of those you'd seen with norm. Everyone was investigating random things that were found, neteyam was by your side. His tail flicked back and forth alertly and would occasionally curl around your leg. "Neteyam I'm fine… calm down" you told him as you passed your hand through his arms. "You know I feel like this is not right, we should go." Before you could respond to neteyam, loak called you to go look at some documents he had found.

As you approached, you noticed that they were in an old desk, and this was in front of a capsule that was already broken. And these papers were in a folder, which had written on the front "experiment 56" and in small letters "new species (mutated humans)". Neteyam stood behind you, loak was on your right side and kiri and spider were on your left side, all of them were surrounding you. And they looked at you with great intrigue.

You knew you were different, but you had never seen yourself as a human, since neytiri always said that you were equal to a navi. And no one ever said anything about your appearance, or you never heard anything. So you didn't care much about your appearance, but you weren't unaware that you were different. So when you saw a title that could be related to you, you were shocked.

"Give me I open it for you!!!" spider took the documents and began to read them. You all knew how to read without any problem because norm had taught you as children. “experiment 56, we want…blah blah blah improving the human race, uniting the genes of the navis with the human. The purpose is to create a new race of super humans. So they can live in pandora and blah blah blah.” Spider kept talking, while the others just listened intently. Neteyam noticed how you were moving towards the capsule that was further on, I accompanied you "y/n…" he started to speak, but you interrupted him "I'm a damn experiment… a thing. I am a monster” Your eyes began to fill with tears, neteyam knelt down and made you look into his eyes “spider shut up… y/n look at me!!! You're not a thing, much less a monster. You are a navi, you are our family" Kiri approached and hugged you from behind "it's true, ignore what those papers say. Maybe they have nothing to do with you” you looked at neteyam and kiri with so much love. You loved them both so much. “but… the only person here with a tail and is human is y/n. So this talks about you” said loak while everyone looked at them with angry faces. And of course, you also loved that idiot.

You approached the papers, you took them and kept them in a small bag that you had on your waist. "How about we continue investigating?" They all started, but not even 5 minutes passed when a voice came out of the choker "y/n, where the hell are you?" It was Jake's voice. You pressed the button on the right to answer. "I'm with the boys for a walk?" You hear Jake's ragged breathing into the microphone, you know very well you're lying, "Is everyone there with you?" "Yes" they all respond at the same time "Listen, get out of wherever you are and go back home. Now!!!" the voice was stern "I hope you guys aren't in the abandoned lab or else" Jake's voice was interrupted when tuk replies that she's sorry, and that loak forced them to go.

While Jake began to scold loak, you and Kiri looked at each other in shock as they heard some voices coming from outside. You guys quickly left the back of the lab, making as little noise as possible. all of you ran silently into the forest, "I think voices are no longer heard here" said tuk, until a hand grabbed your hair and placed you on the ground. More people came out and took them all. Between screams and whimpers. A tall avatar came out of some corner of the forest, he had an authoritarian and evil appearance. He approached you and looked at your features "So you are the guinea pig they were looking for, you are beautiful" Your teary eyes could only look at the sinister look of that man, while you heard the screams of your family in the background.

p.s: This is a pilot, if you like it let me know, I have the whole story in my head.

[joelmillersdumbslut]

I took your matches before fire could catch me

(joel miller x f!reader) 18+ part one

summary: Who knew meeting Joel Miller on a dating app would turn into the world's worst first date? (no outbreak. no use of y/n) rating: 18+ explicit (minors do NOT interact) warnings (for this chapter): age gap (reader is in late 20's, joel is mid 50's), dirty talk, pet names, fingering, dubious consent, p in v sex, unprotected sex, daddy kink, drinking, hand kink, referenced cheating, degradation, angst, orgasm delay/denial. word count: 2.4k a/n: this is my first ever fic, please be gentle :')) a03 link

Another Friday night with a bottle of wine and shitty reality tv to keep you company. It suddenly hits you. Pangs of loneliness. You’re nearly 28 years old and you’re destined for the single life. Relationships never seem to last with you, or at least make it past the honeymoon phase. You take a sip straight from the bottle as you curse the boys who pretend to be men. The ones who’ve fucked you over, the ones who “aren’t ready for a relationship” after declaring their love for you and fucking you for six months, but will change their status and post a picture on Facebook with their arms wrapped around a new woman days after your breakup. When will it be your turn?

You’re soon drunk enough to make questionable decisions. You download that new dating app your friends keep gushing about. Lily. You tap on your phone screen, a picture of a flower loading up with the catchphrase “Are you ready for your love to bloom?” You groan at that alone, tempted to turn right around and delete the app already. But, something inside you tugs at you to give it a try anyway. You upload pictures, some selfies, some with friends, some candids at the beach, at a concert, at the park. Your bio is hard to come up with though. How can you use 400 characters to describe yourself to a stranger? You settle with including your name, a generic title of your occupation, some of your hobbies, and ending it with an open invitation for drinks. There. Easy enough, right?

Now, it’s time to swipe. Apparently when you like someone’s profile, you send them a virtual flower. A lily, to be exact. In order to message someone, they have to send you a lily back. You start to wonder if this app can get any cornier when your first profile appears in the queue. He’s an older man. 56 to be exact. You don’t remember setting an age limit, but you’re intrigued by his handsome appearance. His dark hair appears to be graying, his brown eyes sinking into you from beyond the screen. You swipe through his profile. He has nothing written so you have to guess his personality and hobbies from the pictures alone. There’s a picture of him with a teenage girl. Maybe his daughter? Another one of him playing guitar. Maybe he likes music. Maybe he’s a rockstar. He looks rugged enough to be one. A picture of him sitting at a table in red flannel with a beer in hand, a small smile emerging from behind his facial hair. He’s… hot. And too old for you. Fuck it. You send him a lily. Then you throw your phone down and pace all night wondering if he’ll send you one back.

In the morning, you're matched with Joel.

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You ask Joel out for drinks. Immediately within your first message. All the dating advice given to you by the Internet says not to wait. Get to know someone as fast as possible for best results. No time to get attached if it doesn’t work out. You’re not much of a texter anyway, so you ask him if he wants to grab some beers at your favorite dive bar. You hate beer. You hate dive bars. But, you’d be willing to drink a thousand pale ales if it meant you got to share this attractive man’s air supply.

Joel simply says, “Yes.”

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You realize you stand out at the bar. And not in a good way. You wanted to wear something to reflect your personality. So, you picked out a baby pink bodycon dress that stops at the middle of your thighs. You paired it with your favorite white ankle strap heels. Perfect for a night club. Not for meeting a middle aged dad at a dive bar. You decided you’d worry about that later.

You’re early. Like always. You belly up to the bar, unsure of what to order. You assume they don’t have your favorite brand of white wine, so you ask for your dad’s go-to. Whiskey on the rocks. It’s bitter, and you begin to gag as a man comes up behind you, resting his hand on the small of your back. The smell of sandalwood and dirt pierces your nostrils. You turn to see Joel. He’s wearing jeans and that red flannel from his picture.

“I like women who can hold their liquor,” he states, looking you up and down.

“Well, that’s not me,” you wince, eager to change the subject. “You must be Joel?”

You choose to go for a hug, he holds out his hand instead. The two of you stare at each other, reaching a stalemate, the jukebox in this shitty ass bar blasting a country song you hate. You shake his hand. Noticing his fingers are rough, calloused, and thick. Probably from the guitar playing. Maybe he really is a rockstar.

You sit down on the bar stool, crossing your legs as best as you can. It’s probably not wise to flash a man on the first date. Joel requests a beer from the bartender, and the two of you look anywhere but each other. You start to ask questions.

“So. You play guitar?”

“Yeah.”

“What music do you play?”

“All kinds.”

“Okay. What’s your favorite song to play?”

“Don’t know.”

You pound back your whiskey, slam the glass on the counter, and motion the bartender for another.

“Is that your daughter in your picture?”

“Yeah.”

“What’s her name?”

“Sarah.”

“Oh, that’s nice. How old is she?”

“Sixteen.”

“Cool. You a single dad then?”

“Yeah.”

You squint at him. This is worse than pulling teeth without Novocain. You decide to launch the ball into his court.

“So. Is there anything you wanna know about me?”

“Yeah, actually. Ain’t you the one who fucked Tommy? While he was still married?”

Your skin ignited. The wind completely knocked out of you. How does he know about… that? How does he know about the guy you slept with one time in college? And even worse, does he know how much you enjoyed the affair, even though you ruined that guy’s marriage and, ostensibly, the rest of his life?

“I’m not sure I know what you’re talking about,” you muse, trying to keep your cool.

Joel slams the beer bottle on the counter, its contents flying out the neck and hitting your dress. You stand up, wobbly deer in headlights.

“How do you know?” is all you can whisper.

“Because he’s my brother.”

Tears began welling up in your eyes, your hands shaking. “I was 21, I didn’t know any better.”

“Whatever.” Joel says, turning away from you.

You grab your purse and sprint to the bathroom. Congratulations, you’ve just set a new record for the world's worst first date.

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You stare in the mirror. Tears streaming down your face. Your makeup is ruined. You’ve accepted that. You’re so angry that this old memory is bubbling up to the surface. The one you’ve tried so hard to push down for the past six years. You met Tommy at a bar while out with your college friends. You noticed the wedding ring, the framed photos on the walls of his living room, but you fucked him anyways. And you left your underwear behind for his wife to find. You enjoyed every moment of it. You even got off to the memories of that one night stand for months after the fact. You’re a goddamn monster. You’ve accepted that.

But, what you can’t accept is that Joel just ruined your favorite dress.

You take a deep breath between sobs, scrounging through your purse for a Xanax. The bathroom door is kicked open, and you turn to yell at the intruder to get out.

But, it’s Joel.

You stare at him with a blank expression while he locks the door behind him. Something you were too distressed to do.

“What are you doing?” you whisper. “Haven’t you had enough from humiliating me in public?”

“No,” he exhales.

Joel quickly shoves you up against the wall. Your purse and its belongings clatter against the dirty floor. You gulp as his left arm leans against the wall, the other reaching up to caress your cheek.

“What was it like?” he asks.

“What was... what like?” you counter.

“Don’t get smart with me.”

You feel like you should be scared. But, you’re not. If anything, you’re super turned on right now while the brother of the man you had an affair with all those years ago begins to fondle you in the bathroom of a dive bar.

Joel’s right hand grabs your breast, he toys with it while staring into your eyes. You can’t help but moan and he pinches harder.

“Answer me,” he growls.

“It was… It was stupid. I was a dumb college girl and what I did was wrong.”

“Then, why’d you do it?”

You swallow. His hand moves down, brushing against your stomach, heading towards the hem of your dress.

“Is this how you treat every girl on the first date? Corner her and interrogate her li-li-like a creep?” you try to sound venomous, but your words are shaky. He notices.

“You can leave any time you want, babygirl.”

The word “babygirl” causes a sensation to ripple through your core. You feel a wetness spreading between your thighs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You finally answer, “I just wanted his attention. I’ve always liked… Older men.”

Joel pauses, his hand hovering over your thighs. He meets your gaze again.

“Do you now?”

Then he pounces. Before you can even comprehend what’s happening, his fingers are inside your underwear, rubbing your clit. Your head hangs forward as you moan against his touch.

“That what you sounded like when Tommy touched you?”

“N-no,” you sputter, your hips bucking up involuntarily.

“I wanna hear what you sounded like.”

Joel spins you around so you’re facing the wall now, his fingers still groping your pussy. He hikes up your dress and pulls your underwear to the side.

“Wh-why do you wanna hear? You a pervert?” you shoot back at him, but your body betrays you and a gush of wetness secretes from between your thighs.

“You’re a naughty fuckin’ girl, you know that?” Joel mutters in your ear. You hear the sound of his belt unbuckling, something prodding against your back. Something big.

“Someone needs to teach you a lesson,” he adds, his fingers now tracing your entrance.

“For what? Fucking your brother? Sounds like someone’s jealous,” you spit. “Like you can still get it up anyway.”

And with that, Joel’s fingers pound into you, a whine fleeing your throat. It hurts at first, but the enjoyment you’re experiencing is quickly overpowering. You shudder at the way his fingers glide in and out of you at a rapid pace.

“Too quiet,” Joel grumbles, biting at your neck. “I wanna hear what you sounded like.”

“You wanna hear me? I’ll make sure everybody in the fucking bar hears me,” you hiss back at him and begin to wail with pleasure.

You quickly feel a pressure growing inside your lower belly. You feel startled, your hands grasping against the wall for anything to hold onto.

“Did Tommy make you cum like this?” Joel whispers in your ear.

You shake your head violently. How does this man know you’re so close already?

“Wanna hear you, babygirl.”

Fuck. There it is again.

You moan Joel’s name as loud as you physically can while your body tenses up and you ultimately surrender to its release. You glance in the mirror on the other side of the room. Watching yourself get finger fucked by this strange old man in a bar bathroom sends you over the edge. What kind of person have you turned into?

Before you can even catch your breath, you feel the tip of his cock plunging into you. You let out a yelp, and you feel Joel’s hand on top of yours. He’s still covered in your cum, and his fingers interlace with yours.

“If you can fuck Tommy, you can take daddy’s cock.”

Your eyes are nearly bulging out of your fucking skull. You try to distract yourself from how turned on you are, how your pussy is already throbbing for more. Especially at the mere mention of Joel calling himself, “daddy.”

“Daddy, huh? You really are a pervert,” you cough as Joel pushes into you.

“You need to be punished,” is all he says. You feel his cock sitting inside you, but Joel doesn’t move. You start whining, rocking your hips back and forth in an attempt to get friction, something, anything. Joel’s hands are immediately on your hips, forcing you to sit still.

“You ruined my favorite dress, the least you can do is make me cum,” you snap at him, squirming in place.

“And you ruined my brother’s life, the least you can do is take your punishment like a good girl.”

This was the most you’d heard him speak all evening. Was he really this hung up on something that happened years ago? And not even directly to him?

Before you can unleash another quip, a heavy groan escapes Joel as he begins to pump relentlessly. Guess he had enough of trying to punish you too.

“You’re a brat, you know that?” he snarls, his fingers digging into your hips again, bruises already forming underneath your soft skin.

“I always get what I want,” you murmur, feeling the pressure building inside you again. Your body starts clenching down on his, you begin to pant against the wall. You’re so fucking close.

“Don’t think so, babygirl,” Joel grunts, quickly pulling out.

Instinctively, you whine, and are about to call him a two pump chump when you realize he’s cumming all over your back. His sticky essence dripping down your skin. Your pussy throbs, dissatisfied with the neglect he gave you. Turning around, you see his pants already buckled again and he’s taking off his flannel, tossing it at you. Before you can process what is happening, you glance in the mirror realizing there are now not only beer stains, but also cum stains all over your favorite dress. You catch the shirt in your hands and stand there, mouth agape, as Joel leaves the restroom in a huff.

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