#michael is WHIPPED

[kcsplace]

top gun silliness

[bipolargreen]

It’s a pretty damn good impression though, gotta say 😏

[the-parmesan-seeker]

@not-ready-for-gaster I saw your post about Michael and really liked the idea

Bonus: Michael enjoying its drink

[thegirlisddangerous]

why did they let him take the belt off like that, Who the fuck allowed it, why did he think it was a good idea

[cowboycatdotcom]

I missed drawing the babygirl

[lovedgifs]

You're not what I expected.

Shô Kasamatsu as Akiro Sato & Hyunri Lee as Erika Tokyo Vice ( 2024 )

[stardustedseas]

okay but i cant be the only one obsessed with thinking about michael distortion (or helen! but idk as much about her yet and i dont think this fits her as well) loving to mark and claim you by carving spirals into you with its claws, it pretending it doesnt really care about you, youre just his newest plaything and it only keeps you around because youre entertaining. you think its just being cruel for fun and likes to see you in pain, bloody and scared (it def does lets be real) but really its branding you like that to make sure the other entities and beings know youre off limits. he says it cant feel love nor attachment like humans do- and maybe thats true- but god he gets unreasonable pissed at the idea of something else harming you, getting to taste your fear, taking you away from him.

michael tells itself that it only allows you to cling to and be affectionate with him because your attachment means youre more likely to do whatever to help it, that it keeps you around because youre so easy to scare but never actually run away so youre an easy, consistent meal. that it just likes the insanity of you loving a terrifying monster so much, that youre interesting to watch go about your day (despite not doing anything of note) when it's bored.

michael may not care about you (/lie) but if anyone bothers or hurts you, they either go missing or show up dead the next day, torn to shreds so bad they can't be identified by looks. it never mentions this to you or admits to doing it, but doesn't explicitly deny being involved if you ask, just laughing and saying some riddle shit like always. it does add a couple more spiral scars to your body afterwards tho

he has a little 'game' it likes to play with you (you do not willingly 'play' jyddjgxgj) of seeing how long it takes you to realize there are more doors in your house than before and if you go through one before you notice. if you do end up going into one, it will make you wander around the hallways for a while before only allowing you to leave right before you reach the verge of breaking or getting sick. michael may not be of the hunt, but sometimes it likes to hunt you in it's more monsterous form while in there as well, drawing out the chase despite the fact he could easily catch you in seconds. sometimes he lets you run out an opened door back to your house, other times it likes to actually catch you and turn back to it's more innocent and human looking form as you turn around in it's grasp, grinning a little too wide and laughing that sound that makes your ears want to bleed.

----sorry if none of this made any sense, just kinda yapping what comes to mind but i can't actually focus enough to edit it well lmfao

[deviousdevilx]

love love this fight between Diesel and Shawn, for reasons

[one-pump-chump]

i will never interpret trevor’s line ‘i’d rather suck cock than smoke weed’ as him not liking cock sucking sorry. that dude has NO technique but by god does he make up for it with enthusiasm

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

B99 S8 THOUGHTS

(B99 SPOILERS BELOW FOR THE LAST TIME 😭😭😭)

rosa babe you better not leave me i will hunt you down and handcuff you to your desk if i have to

oh good i was so scared after what happened to gina 😮‍💨

kevin and holt WHAT NOW????? (why did i know that five seconds before he said it 😭 i have a thing for guessing insane plot twists i guess 😌 it's thrice already)

not rosa cackling bc of her edibles while the rest of the gang is standing in awkward silence during the kevin/raymond stare-off

"i feel dirty. you feel dirty?" "i do. and i LOVE IT."

jake is so done with amy's 16 minute rant about their baby not pulling himself up bc he's STILL in the AGE RANGE to DO IT

NO BUT THAT LOOK AMY GIVES JAKE WHEN HE OFFERS TO STAY HOME WITH MAC AND LET HER GO TO THE PRESENTATION THING HAD MY HEART FUCKING MELTINGGGGGGGGGG

one last pb&j <3

WHY IS IT ALWAYS TERRY AND CHARLES BICKERING LIKE Y'ALL HAVE CHILDREN Y'ALL ARE THE OLDEST PARENTS IN THE PRECINCT LITERALLY SHUT UP

(nah but it's literally so fucking interesting though—)

damn we got to nine-drink amyyy

CHARLES BOYLE ISN'T A BOYLE???

"what would you do?" "i'm not sure. but i know that when things are hard, i talk them through with amy. and just being with her, looking into her eyes, everything that seemed so complicated becomes simple. and then . . . i just know." LAJKSHGSDKJGKJSDHFKJAKADJDKFSFSD PERALTIAGO DO I NEED TO SAY ANY MORE <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

peraltiago will be the death of me

jake

shut

the

fuck

up

you're

not

leaving

FUCK YEAH GINA MY BESTIE

is pimento giving sirius black or is that just me

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JAKE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR SEVEN YEARS SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

WHAT THE FUCK TEDDY AMY CHARLES MAC IS SEVEN???

oh my fucking gods me heart fucking stopped for a second there but i gotta hand it to amy she's a fucking badass (SHE TOOK DOWN A PERP IN A FUCKING WEDDING GOWN AND EARNED MY PERMANENT RESPECT)

. . . damn hitchcock

the nine-nine's broken and so am i 😭

HE PULLED THE FUCKING "BEEP-BORP ZEEP FROM S1E1 HELPPPPP

ANOTHER HEIST FUCK YEAHHHHH

so imma go cry in a corner now toodles—

(so i can't put pictures in the tags so:

THE LITTLE bUmP

1 MINUTE AND 43 SECONDS IN WE KNOW IT

NAH WHAT AM I SAYING WE KNEW IT 15 SECONDS IN WHEN AMY SAID "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEIRDO")

(also read the tags before you read this bc i ran out of tags

"yeah he seems cool i agree."

WHIPPED I TELL YOU. WHIPPED

anyways i should probably stop putting all my s1 thoughts in here—

why were the first reaction posts so short i'm crying 😭

WAIT SHIT THIS MEANS I CAN FINALLY GO THROUGH ALL THE B99 TAGS ON TUMBLR

FUCK YEAHHHHH

AWESOME BLOGS HERE I COMEEE)

[yamabiko-77]

stupid thing i drew

reference below cut

[luxurysystems]

NWA Championship Wrestling from Florida—July 22, 1984 ⫸ Dory Funk Jr. vs Mike Rotundo Gordon Solie: ....And Rotundo, steely-eyed as he's entering the ring.

[stephen9260]

Welp little to no nuance time cos I'm sad but Michael never really cared for Whip and he knew him too well not to know he'd end up as collateral. Whip was really just a weapon to Michael, up until the moment he needed him to be a martyr.

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

Michael gets whumped so much this episode we love to see it

Burn Notice s4e12

[stormypasta88]

modern au byler on tik tok

it’s will’s account and he has quite a large following but he’s humble about it. mike doesn’t use tik tok, he doesn’t see the appeal

(mike doesn’t see the appeal of social media period but he has it anyway bc will asked him to and he’s whipped)

will posts his art a lot, sometimes does a goofy little dance but his fans absolutely adore when he posts content with mike.

sometimes they’ll attempt a trending dance (it’s a shitshow but that’s what makes it funny) sometimes will has mike try random challenges and stuff 

“making my boyfriend try to figure out what i fed him blindfolded”

“mike tries to replicate one of my paintings”

“boyfriends switch clothing styles for a day!”

cute shit like that

one day will was scrolling through tik tok and saw that old filter and called over mike to try it with him. he sets up the filter and then he and mike close their eyes to start recording.

W: “okay three, two, one. open”

mike and will are greeted with the sight of them with wrinkles and gray hair and mike immediately bursts into tears and then falls onto the floors and curls into fetal position.  will (in shock) stops recording and goes to check on him when he realized what’s going on.

W: babe what happened, why are you on the floor?

M: we look so good old together *sobs*

W: what???

M: i wanna grow old and wrinkly with you *cries harder with indistinguishable words*

later after mike calms down and will laughs so hard his stomach hurts, will posts the video and it goes viral.

will’s comment section is full of “brb sending this to him”, “when will it be my turn”, “that’s so cute im afgyhu”, and the like.

they get a few hate comments but will’s small yet established fanbase gets to them before will even sees it. 

mike’s featured in a lot more of will’s tik toks after that

[racingliners]

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