#minis guide

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby isn't scared of any FNAF animatronic..

[ministarfruit]

day 10: love is devotion ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[ntls-24722]

What if Jurassic Park was Music Man park

~@monty-glasses-roxy

jurassic park if it was actually Worth A Damn

(/J. /J. /J . DONT FUCKING KILL ME CULTURED PEOPLE)

all the music man aus i have appear in the jurassic world movies as the hybrids/bioengineered dinos. indominous rex is just comet valero

[datwafflesartblog]

mom says it's my turn with the mini durin design

I like to think that the mond crew will help him make an outfit tailored for him and he'd want to dress like the people that took care of him

[climbdraws]

"Even if your eyes worked you still would not be able to see the TRUTH"

My finished Jayfeather & Rock illustration for @harriertail Ultimate Guide Zine!

[somegrumpynerd]

Assorted Horror and Killer doodles since there aren't enough of them c:

Killer by Rahafwabas Horror by Sour-apple-studios

[crawfordpress]

FIELD GUIDE TO THE FROGS OF JAPER COUNTY

This is a collection of single page gag comics about frogs in the form of a field guide. Released in the spring of 2023. 12 pages. 5.5 X 8.5 in. Blue ink on green copy paper cover. Blue ink on white copy paper for the interior pages. Risograph printed.

[fatuismooches]

Silly thought: What if the Traveller accidentally kidnaps Dottore's lover?

This will happen way before they meet them. The Traveller somehow, is able to sneak into the main lab of the Doctor and finds his test-subjects. Of course being the hero that they are, releases them and offers them refuge in the Teapot (I'm still pissed that the Teapot is hardly mentioned in main story quests it could be a Trojan horse but nooo)

They come across this 'test-subject' who has heavy security for some reason. Determined to not leave anyone behind, they break through the defences to get to the hapless 'civilian.'

The Traveller gets there and takes away the 'test-subject', the Traveller hopes that they wake up once they are in the Teapot.

[Dottore's spouse wakes up from their refreshing nap and finds themself in a completely different place with a lot of strangers. Why are Dottore's test-subjects out? Actually - where even are they?!

And Dottore returns to an empty lab 😋 rip to the Traveller. Dottore is going to rip Teyvat from the ground up and he wouldn't find his spouse until the Traveller makes the connection.]

The Traveler thought that they had prepared to the fullest, heading into Dottore's lab. Carefully scoping it out, even managing to get their hands on the mapped layout somehow, observing the patterns and schedules of the guards and agents who seemed to be placed everywhere... general sneaky stuff, that wasn't nearly as easy as it sounded as this had to do with the Doctor after all. Nothing was ever simple when it came to the Harbinger, but despite all odds, they got lucky, only because the segments were no more and they chose a day Dottore himself was not there (that was also painstakingly planned). Of course, once the Traveler successfully completed their mission and freed all those poor souls, they felt rather good about themselves. Any plan of the Doctor's thwarted was always a good thing.

When the Traveler comes across such someone so highly tucked away, they automatically assume the worst! You must be an invaluable test subject who provides him great research but through immeasurable pain (just look how tired you were)... one that he can't keep his eye off! What a terrible fate you've been subjected to, one at the hands of the mad Doctor! Worry not, the Traveler will save you (not)!

...However, the blond failed to obtain information on a very, very important factor - the little-known soft spot of Dottore.

Now poor you, expecting to wake up to a familiar ceiling and maybe even your husband's embrace, but instead the sky above is more blinding than anything you've witnessed in years. And there's a strange bird floating spirit thing. AND the infamous Traveler and Paimon are worrying over your well-being... even more so when you start getting overwhelmed knowing you're far, far away from Dottore.

Now of course, test subjects are just test subjects and although losing them was a waste, he could always procure some more. You, however, was a completely different story. Needless to say, the agents are quite scared to go near the Harbinger as they've rarely seen him in his state - absolutely silently seething. The only way to salvage the situation is that the Traveler just needs to hope a hair hasn't been touched on your pretty head.

(Cue the freak out between Paimon and them once they realize the truth. Even still, the Traveler is semi-convinced you might be brainwashed or something - the whole Akasha terminal thing in Sumeru was enough proof. They're a bit reluctant to hand you over but seeing the way you bolt toward the Doctor was enough to convince them...)

[sleep-can-wait]

The only fictional relationships I'm interested in and obsess over have the character's s/o's nickname as either:

Love

My darling god/My sweet nemisis

Darling

My dear

My dark benevolent queen

OR something like:

Snob/Troll/Wifey/[Last name]

Seaweed brain/Wise girl

Sarge

OTHERWISE I DONT WANT IT

[breejeet]

Affini Survival Guide

I'm an independent sophont in the Affini compact. I've been surviving for MONTHS based on a little criteria of rules that I follow!

Never. Ever. Under ANY circumstance. Interact with an Affini in unnecessary ways. I've been avoiding Affini districts like the plague. I've never looked at an Affini for more than a few seconds. If one strikes up a conversation with you, make it curt and polite. Excuse yourself as soon as possible.

Avoid J-cafes. This is how they get you, by hooking you up on their drugs.

Get as many non-electronic locks for your hab. I have six. This way, your Hab AI won't be able to unlock your door for a "wellness check" from the Affini.

If you get any "notice of intent", ignore it. I've never had any as far as I'm aware, but they can't do anything without your approval.

Try your best to shrug off any positive feelings in relation to their touches. They feel good. That's the point. They want to get you.

Any intrusive thoughts about wanting to be owned by the Affini are just that. Intrusive thoughts. You don't want that. I don't want that, and I've had elaborate intrusive thoughts about what life would be like as a floret.

Try to ignore any dreams you've had about the Affini, and KEEP THEM SECRET.

Remind yourself that the hard road is always better. To keep your independence you MUST NOT SUBMIT. They are always looking for weaknesses to exploit. Never show them.

[anerol152]

Season of Ikea be like:

[puppylenin]

Yay! Today Miss said that She’d be getting a new pet, and was filling out an intent of domestication for one.

I wonder what it will be, I like puppies especially the cuddly ones. [my petal is so cute when she’s clueless]

I asked Miss about it and She smiled, then said that it would be a surprise, and that I’d love it. My Warden is the best! [I love you too, my darling floret]

[mae-kent]

my updated intro to mae kent zine is finally done!! thank you so much to @deven895 and @pup-pee for helping with the art— so glad to finally have this done!!

[momokarp]

Hello!!! I just wanted to say that i absolutely adore your character desighns. I have genuenly NO idea how youre able to do color theory so dang well and also make characters that full of personality. Also your Gerard is the best thing my eyes have ever experienced thank you wholeheartedly aghfhfsbjtj

I’ve turned your praise towards me and I place a “here’s color stuff” onto the field and end my turn.

(Thank you deeply for the compliment, working in color used to scare me a lot but I’ve been working towards using it in my stuff more often. I’m also glad you think my characters are so lively, someday I’ll make an expressions guide. You have a beautiful day 🥺)

[zahri-melitor]

I’m tired of boring samey suggestions for comics runs to start people on. Here are 6 comic stories I bet plenty of you have never read, require very little context, and that I rate highly as far too much fun:-

Batman/Wildcat: are you in the mood for Bruce Wayne and Ted Grant tracking down an gambling ring over illegal cage fights and ending up in one with a bunch of villains, set in late 90s DC comics? Do you want it to be charming, silly, and full of people getting punched? Have I got the story for you.

Black Canary & Zatanna: Bloodspell: There’s a curse on a group of women Dinah knows that were hired to knock over a casino. Dinah investigates and gets Zatanna to help her sort out what’s happened. It’s a heist story meets magic.

Poison Ivy: Cycle of Life and Death: Ivy gets a job at a scientific lab and attempts to give up crime, while also growing a gaggle of fast-aging plant!Sim babies in her giant flowers. Yes. Really.

Arsenal 1998: Vandal Savage, the ultimate ancestor of Roy Harper, tries to kidnap Lian Harper for scientific experimentation. Roy and Dinah STRONGLY object. Famous for being the first time Lian Harper is actually a character not just a poppet in arms.

Arkham Manor: Wayne Manor gets turned over to Arkham Asylum to hold the patients. Bruce goes undercover as a patient to solve a murder mystery. Goofy plots involving various villains ensue.

Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia: okay this one is cheating, but if you haven’t read the Hiketeia you really should. A young woman in trouble uses an ancient Greek ritual to bind Diana to be her teacher and protector. Bruce comes to hunt her down for her crimes. Diana is sworn to intervene. Bruce ends up eating a lot of dirt.

[slimey-wallz]

Attempting to be humorous while I'm sick is hard

Unless this made you smile or laugh or something-

Then YAY!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!🎉🙏