#mod is stupid

[theassistantmanager]

"you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes."

[pt: "you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes."]

(divider credit: @/kodaswrld)

"uhhhh... hi? i'm xenon, i guess. basic stuff about me, i'm 14, and i go by it/its pronouns ONLY. i work as sigma's assistant manager at the casino, even if i'm not an adult yet. i'm pretty sure he only hired me because we were both made by the book. hm? my ability? i like to call it the poison jungle. it's one of those ability space things. it's just a giant jungle with deadly carnivorous plants. well, now that i've told you the basics, unless you need assistance, scram."

OOC talking will be outside of quotations marks, or in [brackets like this!]

for sending in asks:

other ask blogs (for canon or ocs) are encouraged and appreciated!!

absolutely no nsfw. mod AND oc are both minors.

mod uses any pronouns, xenon uses only it/its

i will delete an ask if it makes me uncomfy!!

anon magic is allowed but only to a certain extent

radqueers, anti-endos, bigots, homphobes, pedos, zoos, anti-therians, anti-xenos, etc dni!! shoo!! i don't like you!!

TAGS:

customer questions - asks

hissing through the air vents - in character posts

mod is stupid - ooc posts

let's go gambling!! - reblogs

the glowing noble gas - misc.

more info on xenon below the cut

-pretty much just sigma's younger sibling

-it's typically pretty hostile towards strangers!

-it doesn't belong to a specific organization but is close to the DOA

-i dont have much abt it so this is really just to help me develop its character

[heavyweponguy]

(I am very confident that absolutely no one minds. Tiny slip ups are mildly entertaining but there's nothing wrong with them and it's still very fun to interact with you in character)

... 😭😭😭

[purple-scout-tf2]

Mod likes to thank 🛰️ anon for opening mod's eyes. Mod thought those flag were country flags, never thought they were codes.

In that case, I have solved it, and I'm glad, thank you sweetheart 💖

[thatgirlmonika]

Jesus Christ help me. I saw that I got a notification after rereading all of the comics on a master post for the 283638262 time, And I actually full on went “ooooo~ a notification !” Jesus I’m so fucking stupid.

[engel-on-mic]

Occ: ......I am an idiot.

I put the milk in before the cereal.....

[daily-grian]

Is this anything

[the-sleepydragon]

The Dream Nail, when used on someone let's you read their dreams!

"Interesting.."

[She pulls up her sleeve and holds up her bloody arm.]

"So why did it hurt when it was used on me???"

[ruushes]

no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)

[mizartz]

three of them

[modmad]

hey remember when I did that poll that ended up a stupid dare? well.

read the rest here fullsize on my website OR

read the rest under the cut! fair warning: it's over 20 pages of pure silly scribbly fluff!

[wyrmswyrds]

the last melon ... tysm to @hermitadaymay for such a fantastic event :] !!!

[theassistantmanager]

//....ermm i may have forgotten to put the other ask anonymous, but we pretend you dint know who am I

-🌙⭐️💤

[OOC: your secret's safe with me dude dw]

[heavyweponguy]

Are you not the same man that said, and I quote "Heavy is PRETTY princess!" And "pretty little princess is here to KILL YOU!" While wearing a frilly fairy duchess costume at least once

Oh, that. That was more or less joke amongst self.

(Mod here... do I have to say this every time now? I am not a heavy main and I have only played 5 times... I just wanted to be every ones emotional russian uncle)

[royalarchivist]

Cucurucho: 🔎🫧

Last year's Cucurucho's fireplace stream was sweet because the holidays can be a very sad and lonely time for a lot of people, and I think the intention of this stream is to offer that same comfort.

I know this stream was a bit of a surprise for everyone, and I know many of us are probably feeling mixed emotions about it, however– Seeing a familiar face or watching characters do silly things can sometimes make a big difference for folks who are having a difficult time. I hope this stream does bring a bit of joy and comfort to folks who need it right now.

No matter what the case may be for you, I hope you're all doing alright. 💕

[chickenburgergmod]

good heavens (and hell)

[heavyweponguy]

I am heavy.

(Mod continues to be stupid, here try 2)

Ello, it seems you have grown little one.

who are you?