#moist

[testoster0ne]

amr

[prokopetz]

You can tell it's a proper indie horror RPGMaker game because the menu confirmation sound is moist.

[anal-bravery]

Y'all. Kraft just erected an 8 foot tall monument to its own mayonnaise outside of Merriam Webster's HQ in Springfield in an effort to make "Moist" Merriam Webster's word of the year. It feels like an article from the fucking Onion but this is real life

[fullcravings]

Moist Chocolate Cake

[shiftythrifting]

At The Girls state sales in tucson.

Whats that thing that's like not dry? You know when they say paint isn't dry yet what's the term used everywhere? Mm dunno this is good enough .

[buffetlicious]

While bringing mum around Bukit Canberra Hawker Centre to let her survey the stalls, I chanced upon Muffin Homme. Operated by a husband-and-wife team, they sell healthier muffin offerings with no artificial colouring or preservatives and are made with a low-sugar formula mixed with natural yogurt.

Attracted by the lovely aroma of the freshly baked goodies, I bought half a dozen Assorted Muffins (S$12.50) consisting of two each of Oreo Muffin (奥利奥) and Double Chocolate (双巧克力) with one each of Blueberry Streusel (蓝莓香酥) and Apple Crumble (苹果香酥). I asked the lady boss how many flavours they have, and she told me more than 10. In the morning, they will go through all the flavours and in afternoon, only the best sellers are made. I love the moist muffin without being overly sweet. And before I forget, any thing less than six pieces will cost S$2.30 each so most customers just choose to buy a box of 6s and you can mix and match with egg tarts too.

[ruinme-please]

Walkaline (x)

[warizoh]

[autisticfiend]

Discworld Incorrect Quotes #1

Moist: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Vetinari does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Drumknott: If Vetinari was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Vetinari jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Moist: You jump off a cliff!

Drumknott: Gladly. Provided Vetinari did first.

[testoster0ne]

simon

[prokopetz]

Today's aesthetic: when the robots are moist.

[fullcravings]

Moist Banana Bread Recipe

[daisilynn]

THEY ARE SO FUN TO DRAW

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

Another sketch brought to you by #paleostream

Desmostylus, a wonderfully weird marine mammal. Even see one in frontal view? Well, now you have.

This piece also made it onto Redbubble in varies forms https://www.redbubble.com/de/shop/ap/123123625

[alyjojo]

🧐 Virgo 💦