#mr. wimpy

[smbhax]

A couple 8-bit PC Burger Time rip-offs. ^ _^

[cheezy-whizz]

my fashion inspiration btw

[mudkip-enthusiast18]

mrs crouch *holding up a pornmag she found in barty’s room*: how do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?

barty: ………… ASHAMED! 😌

mrs crouch: do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

barty: I’m sorry women 💔💔💔

[n00tuz]

DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE G-U-N-O INCIDENT?

CCCC x DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

[victusinveritas]

[cometpunkpunk]

Hello and welcome to my humble little blog

Information about me:

(simplified to make the post less long)

-My name is Ty (It’s not short for anything lol)

-Everything posted on this blog is SFW (with exceptions of gore if I think to post it but it will be tagged) though if you like NSFW I don’t judge

-DMs are always open provided you’re not rude

-I’m an aspiring author as well as poet

-I like making friends a lot and am more than happy to befriend most people

-I don’t accept DMs from under 18s (stay safe kids, don’t do what I did when I was your age)

-I’m asexual

-I am a college student (hoping to go to university next year)

-I am English (insert bad teeth joke here)

What’s this blog for:

-This blog is for posting fanfics/headcanons

-Maybe one day I’ll make fanart

-Also it serves as a fandom blog for my various interests

-Random thoughts that come to my silly little brain

-I now take requests (Both tk related and not)

-I occasionally post Tk stuff but it’s not the focus (it will be put under the #ty is insane if you want to block those posts)

Important tags:

#Ty is sane

Is for my normal posts

#Ty is insane

Is for the unhinged stuff (aka: tk stuff)

#Ty ships

Is for my deranged ships

#Ty irl talk

Is for me yapping about myself

#Ty <3 kitty

Cat posting

Request rules:

My fandoms and guide:

❤️: current favourites

💜: not a hyperfixtation but I still love

🤍: only recently got into/not finished

🧡: old interest I still am fond of

💛: not in the fandom but would make content for

💚: unable to make content for but still enjoy and will talk about

🤎: only making non tk related content

If there’s a fandom you’re in that I haven’t listened ask about it.

Games:

-Borderlands 🧡

-Undertale/Deltarune ❤️

-Little nightmares 💜

-Mario 💜

-Sonic 🤍

-Pokemon ❤️

-Danganronpa 🧡

-DDLC 🧡

-Crash Bandicoot 💚

-Animal crossing 💜

-Devil may cry 🧡

-Soulsborne games 💚

-Stardew valley ❤️

-Genshin ❤️

-Battle cats 💚

-FNAF 💛

-SCP 🤍

-Batman games 💚

Books:

-A series of unfortunate events ❤️

-Diary of a Wimpy Kid ❤️

Shows/cartoons/movies:

-Hello kitty/ Sanrio 💜

-Morel Orel 💜

-Monster high (Gen 1) ❤️

-Total drama ❤️

-Ridonculous race ❤️

-Making fiends 💜

-Steven universe 🧡

-TMNT 🤍

-SpongeBob 💜

-Scooby doo 🤍🧡

-Disney movies 🤍🧡

-Pixar movies 🤍🧡

-Dreamworks movies 🤍🧡

-Bluesky movies 🤍🧡

-Mlp (G4 up to season 5 and Equestria girls)💛

-Arthur 💚

-Coraline 💜

-Looney Tunes 💜

-Wicked 💜

Anime:

-Madoka Magica ❤️

-Grand blue dreaming ❤️

-NGE 💛

-Life lessons with Uramichi Oniisan 💜

-Demon slayer (up to entertainment district arc) 🤍❤️

-MHA (Season 1)🤍💛

-Perfect blue 💜🤎

-Made in abyss 💜

The mutuals and friends:

(I’ll add to this later)

@laughlulee77

@lizzythefluffyqueen

@urav3ragesw1tch

@randommusicalfluff

@beautifulpocketbean

@ticklishlee24

@eliowantstickles

@creative-kny-fics

@italeean

[atomicjellycat]

[First] <first half of the poll, and intro to the game.

Read before voting.

[Next] <- Live Poll for 24 hours

Tag who you're voting and force your friends to pick your favorite!

Voters fraud is encouraged!

[ronaldreaganfan]

is it me or does bush sr kinda sound like mr rogers???

yk funnily enough, when dana carvey (who played bush on snl) spoke at the white house, he explained to the audience-

“the way to do the president is to start out with mr rogers, it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…”

[casxmanis]

Oppenheimer (2023)

[ennui-hearted]

[theboarsbride]

Been binge watching Disney’s Gargoyles and heehee au featuring Sophie, Edgar, Jack, Claude, amd Lowell as a gargoyle clan and Temperance, Selene, and Apollo being the humans that work to keep ‘em safe and secret🤭🤓

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Veruca: There's this book Daddy reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it has a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. (later) Mr. Salt: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.

[fooleds]

here. squeeze my hand if it hurts. (began)

let the record show that logan warned bee. multiple times. he does not— under any circumstances— do needles.

so, knowing this information, you may ask: why on god's green earth is there a nurse standing next to logan, getting ready to stab him in the goddamn arm?

the very simple answer is that bee is a sweet, loving boyfriend that does not want logan to catch the flu from the stinky, smelly bar patrons that don't like to wash their hands. and logan was fine with the thought of it— even agreed to the appointment, but now that he's sitting here, waiting to get stabbed?

he's crashing out. bad.

"i don't want to squeeze your hand off—" he answers, head shaking as he uses bee's hand to cover his own eyes instead. "oh my god, just get it over with already—"

i have no idea what meme this is from

[glassamphibians]

hello?

[fandom]

Books

In which the demigods and a conniving triangle knock the necromancers and their cavaliers from their celestial heights!

This list is brought to you by Tor Publishing Group (@torpublishinggroup), which you’re probably familiar with, given that this is tumblr dot com.

Percy Jackson +1 by Rick Riordan

The Book Of Bill by Alex Hirsch

Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling

The Locked Tomb series -3 by Tamsyn Muir

The All for the Game series +3 by Nora Sakavic

The Warrior Cats series by Erin Hunter

A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin

A Court of Thorns and Roses series +2 by Sarah J. Maas

Dracula -4 by Bram Stoker

The Trials of Apollo series +9 by Rick Riordan

The Odyssey +10 by Homer

Wings of Fire series +5 by Tui T. Sutherland

Six of Crows duology -9 by Leigh Bardugo

Discworld -5 by Terry Pratchett

The Silmarillion -4 by J. R. R. Tolkien

The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice

Pride and Prejudice -5 by Jane Austen

The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton

The Raven Cycle series -5 by Maggie Stiefvater

Frankenstein -7 by Mary Shelley

The Iliad -1 by Homer

Stormlight Archive +2 by Brandon Sanderson

1984 +4 by George Orwell

The Folk of the Air series -2 by Holly Black

Romeo and Juliet +20 by William Shakespeare

The Simon Snow series -6 by Rainbow Rowell

The Secret History -9 by Donna Tartt

Captive Prince series +13 by C. S. Pacat

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Good Omens +20 by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

The Picture of Dorian Gray +18 by Oscar Wilde

The Sun and the Star -17 by Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare

The Far Side +11 by Gary Larson

The Animorphs series -13 by K. A. Applegate

Throne of Glass series -4 by Sarah J. Maas

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series -3 by Rick Riordan

Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde +8 by Robert Louis Stevenson

Mistborn -1 by Brandon Sanderson

Diary of a Wimpy Kid -16 by Jeff Kinney

American Gods by Neil Gaiman

The Song Of Achilles -13 by Madeline Miller

Crescent City series by Sarah J. Maas

The Twilight Saga -3 by Stephenie Meyer

Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare

The Infernal Devices series by Cassandra Clare

The Bell Jar -12 by Sylvia Plath

The Wicked Powers series by Cassandra Clare

The Dark Artifices series by Cassandra Clare

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.

So many books, so little time. Come find your online Community for all things books and reading. Right this way.

[wheelscomedyandmore]

You Might Not Ever Guess

Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 as age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) His death reminded me of the following story.

Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3 and 4 star generals at Arlington National Cemetery . His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer:

I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences.

In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions.

Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima. There is only one higher Naval award... the Medal Of Honor

If that is a surprising comment on the true character of the man, he credits his sergeant with an even greater show of bravery.

Dialog from "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson": His guest was Lee Marvin Johnny said, "Lee, I'll bet a lot of people are unaware that you were a Marine in the initial landing at Iwo Jima ..and that during the course of that action you earned the Navy Cross and were severely wounded."

"Yeah, yeah... I got shot square in the bottom and they gave me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway up Suribachi. Bad thing about getting shot up on a mountain is guys getting' shot hauling you down. But Johnny, at Iwo I served under the bravest man I ever knew... We both got the cross the same day, but what he did for his Cross made mine look cheap in comparison. That dumb guy actually stood up on Red beach and directed his troops to move forward and get the hell off the beach. Bullets flying by, with mortar rounds landing everywhere and he stood there as the main target of gunfire so that he could get his men to safety. He did this on more than one occasion because his men's safety was more important than his own life.

That Sergeant and I have been lifelong friends. When they brought me off Suribachi we passed the Sergeant and he lit a smoke and passed it to me, lying on my belly on the litter and said, where'd they get you Lee?' Well Bob.. if you make it home before me, tell Mom to sell the outhouse!"

Johnny, I'm not lying, Sergeant Keeshan was the bravest man I ever knew.

The Sergeant's name is Bob Keeshan. You and the world know him as Captain Kangaroo."

On another note, there was this wimpy little man (who just passed away) on PBS, gentle and quiet. Mr. Rogers is another of those you would least suspect of being anything but what he now portrays to our youth.

But Mr. Rogers was a U.S. Navy Seal, combat-proven in Vietnam with over twenty-five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a long-sleeved sweater on TV, to cover the many tattoos on his forearm and biceps. He was a master in small arms and hand-to-hand combat, able to disarm or kill in a heartbeat.

After the war Mr. Rogers became an ordained Presbyterian minister and therefore a pacifist. Vowing to never harm another human and also dedicating the rest of his life to trying to help lead children on the right path in life. He hid away the tattoos and his past life and won our hearts with his quiet wit and charm.

America's real heroes don't flaunt what they did; they quietly go about their day-to-day lives, doing what they do best. They earned our respect and the freedoms that we all enjoy.

Look around and see if you can find one of those heroes in your midst.

Often, they are the ones you'd least suspect, but would most like to have on your side if anything ever happened.

Take the time to thank anyone that has fought for our freedom. With encouragement they could be the next Captain Kangaroo or Mr. Rogers.

Send this on will you please? Nothing will happen to you if you don't, but it will tell what a "real" HERO is made of.