#mullosk

[uas-art]

Oh I LOOOOOVE that Kallamar… can’t recall if I’ve already asked to marry your Kallamar but can’t hurt to just make sure he knows!

You may now smooch the squid! 💙💙💙💙

[floatingcamel23]

so i finished re watching dungeon meshi and saw the video about minecraft mobs and what they tastef like by skeletal spyro.

you know where this is headed.

this is how i think mincraft mobs taste and what they would be as food. i will not count already existing animals tho.

creeper: there is a popular headcanon that was pointed out by skeletal spyro in her video that people say they were from pigs like in the actual game glitch that made creepers and they look and taste like leaves as stated in the mobeasitary. so..... vegan pork.

zombie: rotten flesh. what did you expect?

skeleton: just bones and marrow.

sniffer: lizard. probably would taste great if deep fried or roasted over a fire...

villager: i was told they taste like beef or pork cus villagers are just humans. if i were a zombie i would probably eat them raw but i aint.

wandering trader: same thing.

strider: spicy fried lizard. it would be good fried with bread crumbs and deep fried it. fried strider legs for me-

drowned: same thing as zombies but a bit saltier.

husk: sandy flesh.

enderman: there is no water in the end so maybe they are like jerky. (saw a comment saying the same thing in the video.)

ziglin (zombified piglin): rotten pork.

piglin: pork. now that sounds yummy-

snow golem: just cold unless you take the snow, puts some milk and fruits, you got yourself some old fashioned ice cream/snow cones with fruit.

iron golem: its iron. unless you have some strong teeth, you aint gonna be able to eat it.

blaze: spicy takis. thats it. maybe like cheetos once you cool the rods for a bit.

bogged: swampy bones.

breeze: the blue takis lol-

elder guardian: hardcore next level fugu. might give you mining fatiuge.

guardian: arent they hollow and made of prismarine? should be in the golem class now that i think of it-

endermite: cockroach jerky. good if fried.

ghast: would be good calamari if you poke a hole and let the gas inside of it seep out before cooking.

illagers: again, humans.

ravager: oooooohhhh steak. would be good if seared and with wine.

hoglin: pork.

phantom: deep fried phantom wings anybody? its lizard.

shulker: pretty sure the mobiestary states its a mullosk. i think it would be good if you crack open the shell, got the main body and boiled it. might teleport tho-

slime: FORBIDDEN JELLO

magma cube: SPICY FORBIDDEN JELLO

warden: canonically sculk tastes like raisens. barbecue it and that should taste great.

wither skeleton: probably tastes like ash and decay.

zoglin: rotten pork again.

ender dragon: definetly jumbo ender jerky. might taste good if grilled.

wither: ash and death. wither ribs sounds good tho-

diamond chicken: fried chicken with diamonds in it!

moon cow: steak. very dried, un oxygenated steak.

batato: fried with wings. yum.

creaking: wood with sap. might be a sweet snack-

wild fire: extra big square doritos-

moobloom: flowery steak.

glare: its a plant thing.

rascal: nope. not eating the child-

tuff golem: unless you got pickaxes for teeth, you aint eating this one.

welp thats it. now imma eat-

[floatingcamel23]

fun fact: some clown fish and mullosk can change genders!

"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

Packadermian mullosk muloid donkey type. That is what the beast is.

something else I forgot, which was the provocation for nap ending wakeatude culminating into the identifiable name of that demonic entity.

Probably maidenly…

[obstinaterixatrix]

talking to pals like “being aro is fine but it does take away from me the (class traitor) fantasy of marrying rich and becoming useless” & theyre like “you can still fantasize about it, rich people don’t feel love” & I’m like “no I can’t”

[dankmedia]

2017 day 116 - resist fear assist love #resistfearassistlove #resistfear #assistlove #mullosk #venice #venicebeach #venicecanals #venicelife #losangeles #losangelesgrammers #dank #dankmedia #365photo #abc7eyewitness #nbc4you #cbsla #foxla #curbedla #instagram #instagood #relax_youreincali #california (at Venice, California)

[ethereal-mists]

Cars should have a secondary horn that boos people for not using their turn signal when you press it

[underthemoonn]

The excuse that she hasn’t been able to fulfill her pledges because she was sued does not make sense. Put aside that she had the money for over a year before she was sued and the money that was given was from Mullosk not her divorce settlement, she’s basically saying she’s broke and has to use the money promised to the charities for her legal fees.

[a-totally-original-name]

I think I accidentally cracked open your.... *looks at smudged writing on my yellow party balloon* Mullosk?

[uas-art]

I love that a bunch of fans all independentally looked at this cyan mullosk and said "Yeah, this squid has a doctorate of medicine."

[jdinnocent]

SIA DID HER HOMEWORK AND IS NOT HERE TO PLAY!!

Ft . Mullosk

[incorrectscpconvos]

Connor: Everytime I go to the beach for some mission,

Connor: some freaking MULLOSK shows up!!!

Connor, poking it: Are you at least alive??

[The Crab moves back]

Connor: Oh???

[The Crab sprints towards the ocean]

Connor: WHAT??? IT'S SO FAST- D-DOES IT LIVE IN THE SEA?!?!

[ambrosecollector]

I’ve found two fanmade reipes for Strange Buns from Stardew Valley, and while they both look DELICIOUS, i feel like they fall short. Both are filled with jam, and only one has mayonaise.

The recipe in the game is flour, void mayo, and periwinkle (the mullosk, not the flower).  I may cheat on my vegetarianism and buy a pack of frozen snails at my local Asian grocer.

I wanna try to develop a recipe closer to that in the game.

[kats-animal-facts]

KatFacts 1 : Scallop

Alright folks, for the first ever Kat's-Animal-Facts I'm starting with a creature I literally have not been able to get off my mind for the last week. Keep reading to find out why these fuckers haunt my nightmares!

You probably only know about scallops because, well, they're delicious. These strangely sweet little pectinidae are great fried up in some garlic butter or baked into pasta.

But what do these little delicacies actually look like as living creatures? They look like a pretty standard, although, uh, eccentric, mullosk or shellfish.

Scallops, like many other mollusks, can free swim by projecting themselves with propulsions created by rapidly flapping their shells together. Some scallops will also cling to surfaces or bury themselves in the sand to escape their most notorious predators: starfish.

Scallops are composed of two "valves", which are symmetrical sections of their body, each one inhabiting one side of the shell. One valve is larger than the other, and therefore the respective piece of shell is much deeper to accommodate. When resting, they lie on the side with the deeper shell. They can also occasionally produce pearls.

((Ew))

Now that's already pretty weird looking, right? Haha nature is so strange. Wait... what are all those shiny blue things?

Wait...

OH, NO THANK YOU.

Yep that's right! All those tiny little nightmarish shiny blueberries are actually hundreds of simple eyes. Because apparently the ocean wasnt terrifying enough already!

Scallop eyes are not very advanced, as they cannot detect shape or colour, however they contain two retinas and are perfect for detecting lights and shadows. Scallops use their eyes to detect predators by watching the movement of shadows. Despite their simplicity, eyes are considered a revolutionary evolution amongst mollusks.

But that doesnt stop them from being absolutely fucking terrifying!

[mollusksarecool-blog]

How can someone use taxonomy to determine the relatedness?

Anyone can use taxonomy to determine the relatedness of the organisms because the classifications tell me how close they are to each other on a specific level. The organisms may look similar but they may be in a different order in the class. For example, the sea hares and cowries are in the same class but the sea hare is in the anaspidea order, while the cowrie is in the littorinimorpha order.

[marc-anthony-macon]

"Mullosk Pianist Alex" One shell of a sonata. ~ ~ ~ #art #dadaism #portraiture #outsiderart #artbrut #popart #punk #punkart #rawart #marcanthonymacon #intuitiveart #collage #dada #process #lowskilled #mullosk #pianist #piano (at Urbana, Illinois)