#my COUCH

[forsakenprogam]

Macintosh.

age: 19

he’s rlly abelist. More abelist than Damarius who just makes abelist jokes.

(Proceeds to vomit into your couch)

Very kewl oc

Also…

[someguywriting]

tappies + couch reveal

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[the-adventures-of-dave]

I walked upstairs to find both cats on the couch eating a bag of slowly thawing peas. Life is an adventure.

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[sugarampersandjoy]

No one told me that cats came with vomit and that their favorite place to vomit would be the couch(!!)

[indelibleills]

Nightwing has been bringing red robin with him for the weekly welfare check on Jason. It’s going SO well.

[time-woods]

the end of spamtenna slop ( for now )

[syrcinus]

October 31st, 1981.

[noopypng]

back when things were simple

[everwalldigan]

Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever

Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, “father to worlds best son” t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:

[seancefemme]

why the long face, my pretty baby

[pangur-and-grim]

he has his mom's vaguely pissed off expression

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

[autisticblitz]

In good hands.

[pichirobi]

lazy saturday 💤