#my brain is wired wrong

[demonnextdoor]

have intense conviction that i am the public. everyone thinks the way i think and i am representative of the most normal of normals. incorrect but fundamentally in my soul an egotistical delusion i am suffering under

[happi-dreams]

I watched electric dreams finally !!!!!

It’s so good and odd but ohshdkebdkwbdhmehdh EDGARRR !!! EDGAR I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! ! ! ! ! YOU DESERVE BETTER !!!!!

When I saw the ending I SOBBED what the HELL,,,,,

[vampenguln]

[r0cky-road]

Tim and Angela are No Sabo kids. Curly is the only one who can fluently speak Spanish.

their mom didn’t speak much Spanish when Tim and Angela were kids but she was angry they didn’t know how to speak the language. So when she had curly she spoke Spanish a lot. She wanted at least one of her kids to know her mother’s tongue.

But this also had curly face backlash. His siblings were envious and upset at him, he didn’t know as much English, and his peers judged him.

[brotherdusk]

the more I rewatch these movies the more entranced I am by richard bright's take on al neri. he's amused by vegas fripperies. he's quietly inspecting the scenery while the boss talks business. he's eepy after a long day. he enjoys a thematically appropriate little fruit snack. he's genuinely charmed by fredo's bond with anthony and he's wrapped up nice and cosy for his little fishing trip. he's going to shoot fredo in the head in twenty minutes' time. he's everything to me

[queer-ragnelle]

THE HEADACHE MEDS WORKED BUT THEY HAVE CAFFEINE IN THEM SO I CAN’T SLEEP BUT I NEED TO OR I’LL GET A HEADACHE TOMORROW AFTERNOON THEN I’LL HAVE TO TAKE THE AFOREMENTIONED MEDS WITH CAFFEINE IN THEM AND BE UNABLE TO SLEEP SO THE NEXT DAY I’LL—

[charleemoon]

...is it socially appropriate to say i want him.

[skibasyndrome]

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[paradox-crows]

This meme has been brought to you by: my neurodivergent and socially inept ass

[a-killer-obsession]

Hi there 👋! I want to ask how would Kid pirates (the main 4) react to a male s/o who absolutely hates being bottom? Like, he will ONLY top them and won't let them top him

Will they try to persuade him to do so or will they accept being bottom forever for their beloved one?

Probably, some hc about them as bottoms?

Thank you for your kind answers❤️

Oh man, I think they would definitely make it their goal to convince him how good being a bottom is. I think what it would take though was Wire acting as a bottom for the s/o to finally be convinced. As I said in this post, I think Kid is a switch but secretly prefers to bottom, Killer prefers to top but also enjoys bottom, and Heat absolutely prefers to bottom but will top if you ask him to. Wire however is like the toppiest top, but I imagine if the other three absolutely begged, and for the good of convincing s/o (because lets be honest, both being tops is driving Wire insane and he wants that ass) he would make the sacrifice and let someone top him, probably Killer since he taught Kil to top so he knows he'll treat Wire good.

Now, for specifics of the boys as bottoms with male partners:

☠️Kid Pirates☠️

Bottom Headcanons w/ AMAB Partner 🍆

🔞 Minors DNI 🔞

Kid

Only does it the first time after Killer sneaky convinces him to let him play with his ass. He lays awake all night before finally cracking and asking Kil to fuck his ass. After that its his favourite thing

Not a big fan of giving blowjobs, but he'll over his ass up in a microsecond

Too lazy for lube and proper prep, just fuckin spit in it and fuck him already

Wants his ass fucked till he sees stars and can't walk tomorrow

Prefers it over fucking someone else

Like i mentioned in the kink post as well, he wants the shit beat out of him while its happening. Seriously, draw blood, it makes his cock twitch

Killer

Loves giving blowjobs just as much as he loves eating girls out

Wants that cum on his face but if you get it in his hair you better be prepared for the two hour ordeal of helping him wash, dry and brush it

Doesn't give up his ass easy but whines like a bitch in heat when he finally does

Loves to fuck a girl while someone fucks him

PULL! HIS! HAIR!

Uh totally unrelated 👀 but i literally just drew this earlier today, gotta crop it cos tumblr but you smell what I'm steppin in? The handle is BUILT IN, USE IT!

Heat

He's been walkin around all day with a plug in his ass just WAITING for someone to slam him against a wall and fuck him hard

Wants to choke and gag on it, wants to feel that hot cum sliding down his throat

His absolute fav thing is when the other 3 gangbang him, all taking turns deepthroating him and pounding his ass. Hes in heaven when they leave him seeing stars and covered in their collective cum, he wants to be fucking dripping

Loves eating the other guys's cum out of a pussy or asshole, loves licking people clean of cum

Wire's favourite little plaything, his personal cocksleeve, but the whole crew essentially freeuses him

Big time into being the reciever in watersports. Sometimes if theres a long stint between islands the others will just chain him up in the brig and use him however they please. He fucking loves it.

Wire

Happens when the planets align during a solar eclipse. Fr a rarity, but hes so good at topping and the others all want that monster cock so bad that him being a bottom hardly ever happens

He'll suck cock, but not cos you asked him to, because you begged. Most things a bottom would do he does as a top. Even when he rides cock on the rare occasion, he's doing it entirely under his control

Just generally not that into being a bottom, it doesn't get him off as much, so you have to really really work for it

Easier to convince him to give up his ass if hes fucking someone else at the same time

Backseat driver the whole time, another reason it hardly happens, cos he's annoying and fussy as hell and not in a sexy bratty way

[several-ravens]

post season 2 horny rant about elias don't click if it's going to upset you

MY HUSBAND. A MURDERER. who would have thought???

so it was him at the murderous end of that pipe. good for him

when i tell you i screamed when he walked into the room. i mean damn he can talk to me like that whenever he wants. HIS VOICE??? and that little evil speech at the beginning oooooh that's enough to kill me

maybe he didn't need to murder leitner as well but also who am i to stop him? like eurgh brotha eurgh but also ooooh baby heaven is a place on earth like that one remix that's on tiktok atm

AND because that wasn't enough, on top of being evil and fucked up he's also very powerful

excuse me but that's hot af. his place of power should be me.

(i have a thing for evil powerful men in case that wasn't clear)

[grimforks]

playing a toreador, the clan considered the most connected to their humanity, and my humanity stat has never been lower LMAO

[stabbyfoxandrew]

one of my biggest writing problems is that i feel the need to explain what happens every second

[cherriesandcharms]

executive dysfunction is so stupid to experience sometimes. like yes i have extreme difficulty with task initiation. no, no, not just for tasks that are difficult or boring or i don't like. for everything. yes, even for things I like and want to do. yes, that includes putting my phone down, turning off the light and going to sleep

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

hmmmm

[ahalliance]

never in my life could i play a game like outer wilds live on stream with how fucking insane the chat gets when you don’t understand something in 1 second