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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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You know what would be funny? If I did this 2 weeks late with my minimal art skills
I created a fun little prompt list for Unstable Universe's anniversary :3
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best types of brennan NPC
autism haver
stoner
frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it
anticapitalist proletarian
the most insane person you've ever met
#brennan lee mulligan#in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock#(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster#guess what SHOW i am WATCHING#dimension 20#d20#stuff#blmulligan#dnd#ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city#who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod#the johns are obviously the frat bros#seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously#maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact#and her name might be spelled maddie idk#anyway alejandro is the stoner#and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met#strong case for that#the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs#most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail#fantasy high
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Sure hope a god doesn’t come around and punish him for his hubris
#this scene in the odyssey was somehow even more out of pocket than what we see in epic#because what do you mean ody got out of the cave#went “wait a sec. actually I’m mad.”#then proceeded to dox himself.#and by shouting gave away his location on the water#so Polyphemus could yeet a boulder at him#AND THEN HE KEEPS YAPPING#and eurylochus is like captain please chill w that#and ody’s like: what’s he gonna do? throw another boulder?#and then Polyphemus throws a second boulder#very obvious that Athena was NOT with him at that moment#id in alt text#peas n guac#epic the musical#etm#odysseus#the odyssey#polyphemus#the cyclops saga
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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the third chapter of deltarune was

#i legit cannot wait to see all the goofy ah art of this guy#i am so so curious to see what the fandom will do to him#i cant wait for the random drawings of him making out with spamton#what would their ship name be#spamtenna? probably#im making a prediction#its gonna happen#mark my words#ANYWAYS ACTUAL TAGS TIME MOOTS AND PPL DONT LOOK AT ME IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS#im not gonna put CRAZY spoilers#but like#i really wanna draw this guy#tenna deltarune#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital art#fanart#art#sketch#meme#absolute cinema#tenna#my art#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 4#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#deltarune fanart#mr ant tenna#tenna fanart
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ninjago fandom when all the art tags get flooded with black & white drawings

#i took more time drawing the shitpost than the actual picture LMAO#kai would be so proud of me guys i knowww#n e wayz WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL JUNE????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#ninjago#ninjago monstrosity#kai smith#ninjago kai#artoftheagni#quickest doodle in the wild westralia
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The funniest part of this new event is the fact I can't find out what's going on it from spoilers. All context is lost in the wave of Hot Eel Mom. I love her, all hail Georgina, mother of This and That, but where is the context? What *is* the event?
to be fair, we're still in the intro part, so not much has actually happened yet! Jade and Floyd were supposed to go to their mom's friend's wedding to help with the ancient merfolk marriage custom of
❤️❤️❤️~the Test of Love~❤️❤️❤️
but Floyd last-minute changed his mind (on account of being Floyd) and Azul was like "I'm not going if your mom is going to be there". at which point Jade realized he'd just been handed a golden opportunity to invite the absolute funniest group of people he could think of.
anyway tl;dr Jade manipulates a bunch of nerds into joining him to heckle/throw bricks at/try to drown a couple of randos in the name of love, what could possibly go wrong
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#eternity float#eternity float of the coral sea#okay FINE they're not supposed to ACTUALLY drown but it is considered good luck if you manage to flip their boat over#honestly this event is just super cute so far. i forgot how much i enjoyed these silly excursions!#there's been some fun little worldbuilding bits about mercustoms#and of course they all need new outfits because ✨wedding✨#i do think my favorite thing about georgina so far#(aside from the whole seven foot tall gorgeous mermaid thing)#is that she was able to immediately and accurately intuit everyone's personality and style based off of hearing floyd's nicknames for them#i believe it#oh also 'how lovely to meet jade's friends...thank you for coming...gracious me. the prince of briar valley! what an honor. and who's this?#'oh my...so THIS is the famous riddle i've heard so much about :) :) :)'#what have they been telling her. what secrets does she know.#(riddle: we're not --) (rook: yes we are ~BOSOM FRIENDS~)#(malleus in the background: human child. tell me i am the prettiest little sea slug you've ever seen.)#god i love them#can't wait to see these idiots enact petty harassment on those poor unfortunate souls
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nothing can excite me unless it's you!
#yugioh#ygo#yu gi oh#seto kaiba#yami yugi#pharaoh atem#prideshipping#toni told me to watch yugioh so this one's for her#if i had more time i would have found some actual hieroglyphics but i couldn't. so back of the card sleeves we get. sorry#kaiba's armor is mostly based off bewd but the boots + shapes are mostly accurate except for his stupid ps4 coat spike#yami's stuff is primarily based on hunting paintings and archery armor... his horse is the red eyes black dragon#“the way they are holding these weapons is crazy” just wait until you see the paintings the poses are based on#art
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You've got so much to learn
#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#more like ivo gerald abandonment issues robotnik#this comic wasn't planned (yes i actually plan them) it came to me in a vision#i just thought that at first robotnik probably didn't expect stone to stay for long#but at some point he just understood that stone wasn't going anywhere#i mean he left him his manifesto. when he returned from the mushroom planet he didn't doubt for a second that stone was waiting#i think he doesn't question it anymore he just think it's natural#stone is just Like That#but initially he couldn't have known#why is he time traveling? i've no idea#also i phrased “you already HAVE stone” that way on purpose because ivo is a weirdo#good thing past ivo didn't ask “he still works for you” because that's a more complicated answer...#the badniks recognize robotnik as himself and won't attack him and that's the only reason he wasn't shot on sight#also nothing against gothbotnik future ivo is just an asshole#eggman is time traveling
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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dess is the knight. here's why
so, i keep seeing people arguing and being unsure who/what the knight is. lots of people saying that it's carol, or that it's actually none of the holidays and is just connected to them somehow. meanwhile i'm 99.99999999% certain it is in fact DESS. and you know what bumped my certainty levels up from like 75% to that 99.99999999%? gerson.
the dark world was able to use his dust to revive him for a time. he was perfectly himself, and he was in this sort of... limbo state of being a darkner and a lightner. but his funeral rites were followed correctly, minus actually burying his urn. so let's ask ourselves: what happens when the funeral rites aren't followed correctly?
what if they CAN'T be? what if the death is so sudden and horrible and her dust is lost? ... what if a fraction of her dust attaches itself to an object that does not correctly resonate with her soul? what if that's all that you have left of her? this incongruent amalgamation of her-but-not-her? do you throw the object away? no, that's your daughter. your childhood best friend. you're going to cling to the little bit you still have of her and try to bring the rest of her back. let the world end if it must; she's more important.
knight carol immediately falls apart for me for two big reasons, and one is simply that this is not what a lightner would look like in the dark world.
this is a lost, twisted being. this is the other side of the scale gerson was on, of near-simultaneously being a lightner and a darkner.
the other reason i can't buy into knight carol is that the knight was already waiting for susie and kris in the dark world while carol was at home grounding noelle. can the woman teleport? exist in two places at once? no. it's just not her.
anyway, plotholes in knight carol theory aside, there are SO many visual clues that the knight is at least a fraction of dess. if you weren't paying close attention - and good chance you weren't because you had bullets to dodge - you might have interpreted the knight's sword as just a sword. and then later, in noelle's house, you run into carol's katana and it's like, woah wait a SWORD?! that is intentional misdirection. the knight's sword is not a Sword. it's a bat.
here i have a handy and very painstakingly detailed chart just for you

real life + in-game katana vs the knight's "sword" vs real life bats. note the bottom of the knight's sword jutting out in one direction and how the real life black bat does the same thing.
katanas are also not wielded with one hand. the correct posture is with two

now, look how the knight swings her "sword":
if you manage to "win" the fight in chapter three, susie attacks the knight head-on, and chips the sword
and, oh, huh would you look at that-
interesting coincidence. also, the knight turns into a baseball-looking ball multiple times
one more thing. this stained glass window design in the church. it's dess standing below the titan she now shares a body silhouette with
(pardon the shaky outlines i refuse to turn on my tablet right now but hopefully that helps you see what i'm talking about if you couldn't at first)
and this isn't even getting into how dess's song is incorporated into the knight's battle theme. we finally met our girl, guys. it's her
#as for why she seems to be doing exactly what carol wants and needs her to do and is more or less under control#none of this means she's like. incapable of thought. or remembering. or knowing that something's wrong and wanting to fix it#and here's a person she may or may not recognize as her mother promising she can fix it. and one of her best friends too#i said dess post would wait until later but it's now actually#deltarune#dess holiday#deltarune spoilers
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coming home
#ohhhh to have a pretty pregnant wife waiting for u at home everyday in a pretty renaissance dress#the only time Vivienne was a sit at home do nothing wife cause she had a FKN horrendous pregnancy#straight up nearly killed her#actually definitely would’ve killed her but lucanis bought up every healer in Thedas worth their salt to keep her ALIVE#and her ass got stuck on bed rest for months!!!#she sure as fuck nearly went nuts!!!#mmmm I needed my rook to be vulnerable for ONCE because she’s always been so cool and collected#and who better than to render her life in mortal danger than her son#also YES I remain on my shaded spectacles first talon bullshit!!!#someone recommended pince nez glasses and my god their brain is huge they were so right#dragon age veilguard#my art#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#dragon age fanart#me: draw something with normal fucking light#also me: over my dead body 🔫
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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.
Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?
Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.
Jason: ...Huh??
Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.
Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??
Jason: What boyfriend??
As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??
Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.
Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?
Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.
Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)
#That time when you come out to your gay brother and invite his boyfriend to dinner on your dad's behalf#Only for your gay brother to say he's not gay and you just assume it's because he doesn't want to come out yet#When in reality he doesn't even know he's gay or that he's basically dating his best friend#He's not really self-aware when it comes to this stuff#Like don't all friends help you bake a cake for your daughter's birthday?#That's just a really bro thing to do honestly#Roy is almost as bad except he eventually figured out this is some boyfriend shit they're doing#He's just waiting for Jay to realize so they could actually make out and stuff#Everyone in the Batfam know they're dating before Jason does#jason todd#tim drake#bisexuals for the win#roy harper#jason todd x roy harper#jayroy#batfamily
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Tim seems like the type to have a Snapchat story dedicated to his crashouts
He frequently posts videos of himself yelling about the idiots he encounters in his daily life, and people live for it.
Tim, in his car: I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF BAD DRIVERS! IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE LIKE A PRE-SCHOOLER, THEN PULL UP IN THE LITTLE TYKES COZY COUPE, MOTHERFUCKER. I AM TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM REAR-ENDING YOU! AT LEAST THEN YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT
Tim, barely visible and whisper-shouting in a dark closet: If I have to deal with Lex Motherfucking Luthor one more time I might just have to commit a felony about it. Because what do you mean you "aren't familiar" with our DEI policy outline???? We've been doing business for years????? We've had this EXACT CONVERSATION, like, TEN TIMES--
Tim, not even bothering to find an empty room: I should have stayed an only child.
Dick’s voice offscreen: Huh?
Tim, deadpan: The only good outcome of having siblings is that if they threaten to kill me, I might actually get a fucking break —— assuming they can grow a spine long enough to actually make good on their threats, that is.
Dick, in the background: C’mon, Tim you guys just quit fighting— Damian, stop- DAMIAN
Damian, now in frame, making a spirited attempt to free himself from the upside-down hold he has been wrangled into by attacking Dick’s ankles: I only wish to give him what he wants, Richard!
Dick: No, Dami, what did we say about- STOP BITING ME
Tim, staring deadpan at the camera while the others fight behind him: I have never envied Jason Todd more in my life
#he’d have two stories actually#one public and one private#the public one is well-beloved and gets reposted to other platforms relentlessly#but the private one is where it’s at#Red Robin: chat quick question— how would you define ‘waiting’?#RR: cause I can’t decide if I’m tripping and it means ‘go right now’ or if Jason should go back to the grave until he learns some patience#Jason swiping up: FUCKS SAKE TIM IF YOU PUT ME ON BLAST AGAIN ILL TAKE YOUR ASS WITH ME#batfam#batfamily#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#incorrect quotes#character headcanons
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Your GORGEOUS Merlin fanart has reawakened my merlin obsession. My mind has been in OVER DRIVE. My fave plot bunny I've been pondering thus far after you launched me back into the fandom is an AU where Merlin's magic is discovered so obviously he flees Camelot, meaning OBVIOUSLY Arthur goes after him. Except that's not what Camelot thinks happened. What everyone else DOES think is that the evil sorcerer Merlin kidnapped their crown prince and is now holding him hostage, resulting in a slew of knights embarking on a 'rescue' mission to save Arthur from Merlin's evil clutches. Basically, this is just an excuse to subvert the damsel(Arthur) locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon(Merlin) au. Your art has literally inspired me soo much it's absolutely crazy. You've sparked a creative fire within me!!! ✨🔥
THATS SO FUN I LOVE THAT!!!
#Leon: WE’VE COME TO RECLAIM OUR KING YOU FIEND!!#Merlin: FINALLY! Take his laundry with you too!!#OH WAIT DO YOU MEAN MERLIN TURNS HIMSELF INTO THE DRAGON!!#more like#Arthur: Merlin!! the knights are back!#Merlin who had to put his book down for the seventh time to scare them off: I might actually kill one today.#Merlin’s always like “why don’t you just go back with them?”#and Arthur’s response is just “🥺🥺🥺”#my art#ask#Merlin#bbc Merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#Merthur#sir leon
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