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chetter-holmgren · 2 months ago

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He’s so 😍😍😍

#eeeeeeek #can’t believe i’m here #can’t believe this is my life #he’s so dreamy #he’s so fine #go pookie go #cheering you on #*chants from my seat* okc okc okc #on to the second half #😍

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rynli · 1 year ago

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LOGIC [Easy: failure]

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #animation #fanart #de #saw a doodle on Twitter and was so enamored i had to animate it #second half is my own idea tho #sorry Kim you will not get that crowbar #disco Elysium fanart #harrykim #kimharry #rynArts #my art #video

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prlssprfctn · 2 months ago

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I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—

Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!

Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.

Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?

Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!

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junewild · 2 years ago

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what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

#oh hey i can edit this now that the blaze is gone #if you can see this & haven’t seen the second half of this post: go find it #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbt #transgender #trans pride #queer #queer humor #queer community #trans joy #lgbt humor

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yuu-extended-yuuniverse · 6 months ago

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The inherent eroticism of being stalked by a predator that disguises itself as fellow prey animal.

The inherent eroticism of that same predator wanting to both eat you and have you metamorphosize into a predator yourself.

#squid game #squid game 2 #frontman x gihun #inho x gihun #gihun x frontman #gihun x inho #seong gihun #hannigram #they’re so hannigram coded #Edward Cullen was almost there but he missed the second half of this #also he and Bella aren’t toxic old man yaoi so I #toxic old man yaoi #old man yaoi #457

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

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blueberry-blast · 23 days ago

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lady in azure I love yoooouuuuuuuuuu

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nugulover69 · 4 months ago

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Garak I don't think you need this cartoonish large bib to eat what appears to be a plate of mandarin orange slices

#ck rambles #star trek #ds9 #ds9posting #actually if I think abt garak eating sloppily for more than a second my dick will snap in half from Too Hard #so I will resist the urge. poorly

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isjasz · 9 months ago

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listen i thought it would be funny

#parkour civilization #mcyt #evbo #isdoodles #This is super half assed LMAOOAKDKSS #also #definitelynottober #definitelynottober2024 #day 5 heavy is the hunger #Tem if you see this I am so sorry LOL #i finished the second movie with jos i had to do smth

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pwurrz · 5 months ago

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gotta love big challenges

is born in 1978. appears in literally nothing for 45 years. suddenly shows up as a side character but also the main driving force of the plot of hello kitty island adventure. refuses to elaborate.

#he’s 4 years older than hello kitty btw #he’s like a classic og sanrio character #who they completely forgot about. for almost half a century #think about that for a second #‘hey man we haven’t seen you in forever! where have you been as these years?’#‘frozen solid into an ice cube at the top of a mountain’#‘oh! ok!’#big challenges #hello kitty island adventure

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triaelf9 · 5 months ago

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Thank you Critical Role once again for a fantastic campaign, I'm gonna miss Bells Hells so much. Thank you for bringing us along for the ride, and can't wait to see what else is in our future from you all 💛