#or Ron for that matter

[topincorrectguns]

Slider: Don’t tell Ice about this.

Maverick: You want me to lie to Ice?

Slider: Is that a problem?

Maverick: Nope

[vawobefanart]

Had to get this outta my head.

What if Draco had his mommas hair and is bleaching/glamouring the black parts to look more like his father? (Embarrassingly he forgot to do it while his life was falling apart so everyone found out. (The Weasley’s knew from the start, don’t ask))

[14dayswithyou]

[24 May 2022] First, I love your demo, your art, god I can't get Ren out of my head since the first time I played. Now my stupid questions. Ren gets asked on the street if he cosplayed Haruko? Since he is a walking cosplay And.... Where do I sign my marriage certificate with Ren?

Ty ty!! ♡ Ren has been stopped maybe 2 or 3 times out in public due to the striking similarities between him and Haruko, but in actuality, he /doesn't/ look 100% like Haruko! He only took the hairstyle and dressing-style aspects of Haruko and ran with it ^^'

For reference; Haruko's design is much more vibrant and his hair is faaaar more fluffier. Plus you have to take into consideration that Haruko is an anime character in Ren's world (whereas Ren is considered human)

Also Ren’s on his way with the marriage certificate right now 💀

[wildtales1973]

What it would actually be like to date various HBOWAR men (modern au):

by me and @guarnerepdf

Speirs:

-is a cokehead finance bro

-you wake up in the middle of the night to him watching you sleep with no explanation given, just an eery smile

-is gaslighting you for purposes unknown (moving your furniture one inch to the left etc)

-buys you the fucking tackiest expensive jewelry and designer clothes as random gifts but half of it is fake

-you justify staying because he takes you to NOBU but you’re afraid to google him

-malarkey keeps telling you he's a serial killer but he has such beautiful hair

-lipton keeps handing you domestic violence brochures when he thinks no one is looking. you throw them away because you want that fucking ugly gucci belt! and the staring is sort of charming after a while

-possibly has a secret child that he is hiding from you. you're not sure.

-the first time you have sex he chokes you without asking and is confused when you get mad at him over it.

-does coke while eating dry fruit loops cereal in the morning. somehow looks hot while doing it.

Liebgott and Webster:

-challengers level toxic throuple, these two come as a pair!

-liebgott is xanned out so badly on the regular that he does not remember the last time he washed his hands.

-lieb met bill and toye in rehab and now all his friends are undergrads even though he's going on thirty.

-lieb won't kiss you in the morning "goddamn it woman, brush your teeth" but will kiss webster no problem!

-lieb likes webster more, but web likes you more because you don't call him slurs and you let him rant to you about sharks.

-you and web unionize at some point to get liebgott back into rehab. when he's gone you realize your relationship is 200 million times healthier but also extremely boring. you take him back the minute he releases himself AMA.

-lieb cannot figure out how to work tiktok, meanwhile webster has 100k subscribers on youtube and does grwm story time videos.

-you once had to be driven home by babe from the gas station after lieb kicked you out of the car. the fight was because he didn't believe you when you said you were allergic to gluten. babe lets you play cinnamon girl by lana del rey on the way home.

-lieb keeps trying to weaponize therapy language against you, 'baby you're fucking gaslighting me!' webster just makes it worse when he tries to explain what the terms actually mean.

Bill:

-you start dating Bill after he steals you away from Babe. Babe was nice, but you got the ick immediately after realizing he's not the leader of the friend group.

-bill sends you disgusting dick pics with extremely poor lighting. you can see his bottle of lotion in the background.

-you think it's sweet that he brings flowers when you go out until you realize they're stolen from the neighbor's flowerbed.

-you have an extremely lavish jersey shore wedding that culminates in a horrible fight when he shoves cake in your face ruining your 400 dollar makeup (that you paid for) and your 2000 dollar dress (that you paid for). during your vows babe has to hold himself back from saying something when the priest asks if there are any objections.

-DIRTY fingernails! does not wash his hands. gives you a UTI but doesn't understand that it's his fault.

-Doesn't cheat but is always on the brink of it.

-Follows multiple swimsuit models on Insta, claims it's okay because 'sweetheart, listen, it's all on the screen!'

-Is so cheap he refuses to pay for extra sugar for your coffee, 'you've had it bitter before, babe.' you are ready to murder him. takes you to chili's and acts like it's a michelin star restaurant.

Talbert:

-cheats on you immediately. within the first week.

-sends you anonymous texts to get STD tested, too scared to actually go to the clinic but is certain he's dying of syphilis.

-cries to lip for an hour when you leave him for speirs.

Gale Cleven:

-'sweetheart. are you really gonna wear that out to dinner? it's a bit...well... risque.'

-accuses you of being an alchoholic every time you drink, but Bucky has done four Jeagerbombs tonight and isn't getting any lectures. Also. Why is Bucky with you two on your date night?

-is straight but keeps stringing Bucky along because he reminds him of his father and for narcissism reasons.

-marge messages you on facebook to warn you about him, and also to sell you on her new MLM scheme.

-bucky keeps giving you mean little grins as he hangs off your man....you are very close to murdering him.

-you finally leave him after he calls you daddy in bed. not mommy. but daddy.

Bucky:

-gives you chlamidya three weeks into dating. gaslights you into thinking you got it from sitting on a public toilet seat.

-drives drunk while you're in the passenger seat, goes above 90 and almost kills the both of you.

-is in love with gale and you both know it but refuses to talk about it.

-laughs when you start crying over your new STD diagnosis.

-is the worst boyfriend in the entire world. do not date this man!

Leckie:

-cheats on you with vera, but has a jealous meltdown everytime you talk to hoosier at house parties. you were literally just asking the man for a lighter.

-hoosier is stirring shit up for shits and giggles. he keeps liking your thirst trap insta photos, commenting 'photo cred'

-cries when you confront him about cheating. writes a poem to you about how badly hurt he was by the whole situation. says he only did it because that's how he was raised! no one taught him how to love properly!!

-exploits his family trauma at any given opportunity, shameless about it

-writes you sweet yet cringy love poems

-chuckler keeps trying to warn you but is so awkward about it that you just end up super confused

-blows up the minute you try and critique his writing

-tells you you're acting 'just like you're mother!' during arguments

-eventually you break up because you cheat on him with hoosier and he cheats on you again with vera

Hoosier:

-completely emotionally unavailable

-laughs at you in the middle of a fight, then when you storm out he stares at the wall for four hours straight. no blinking. no moving.

-goes to chuckler thinking he's dying because he has a 'weird feeling in his stomach.' the feeling is literally just a crush.

-catches leckie flirting with you. doesn't cause a scene but DOES immediately cheat on you as a retaliatory action. has no idea why you're mad about it.

-determined to hurt you before you hurt him.

-somehow makes you think you're in the wrong due to the sheer FORCE of his conviction that it was okay for him to cheat on you.

-you two break up but get back together after having a baby. the baby is possibly not hoosier's but he's a genuinely good father. (the baby very obviously has leckie's face. no one is fooled.)

-during your wedding ceremony leckie has to be thrown out after making the worst best man speech of all time.

-parent teacher conferences are a nightmare because your child is biting the other kids and is failing all her classes. hoosier blames you for not helping her with her homework. you all go out to souplantation afterwards and he keeps dropping barbs about you being a dumbass.

-the two of you stay married for 40 beautiful years before dying of old age. within those 40 years you separate and get back together a total of 5 times. leckie somehow outlives you both.

Luz:

-is sweet and lovely and handsome and makes you laugh a lot but

-you're banned from six movie theatres, three bars, the pier, disneyland, and a froyo shop

-you don't even LIKE froyo but the fact that you can't fucking go there anymore is driving you up the wall

-you got kicked out of disneyland because he got into a fistfight with donald duck

-his mother HATES you. she is the ultimate boy mom. they are constantly talking about you in Portuguese behind your back. she wears white to your wedding.

-cannot go grocery shopping because he's stopped every five feet by some old acquaintance. you have no idea how he knows any of these people!

Eugene:

-you're his beard but he doesn't know it

-is the ideal gay boyfriend/husband

-buys you flowers and takes you out on beautiful dates. cringes when you try to kiss him

-everything would be PERFECT except snafu keeps creating dummy accounts to harass you, drives by your house at all hours of the night, and you're pretty sure he's planning to SWAT you.

-eugene has no idea why you hate snafu? he's such a sweet guy!

Babe:

-you're a bit embarrassed to tell your friends you're dating him....he's sweet but just so dorky

-almost puked on you after taking a dab at bill's house. you had to comfort him for ten minutes

-long suffering angel who you cheat on because you know he's just too good for you.... better to hurt him before he leaves you first!

-is popular on tiktok somehow. you have no idea how this happened but it did

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[the-simple-creature]

MD characters ranked by babysitting skills

You can pry my babysitter Doll headcanon out of my

cold dead hands.

also don't ask why I put that random human woman in the second to top tier, she just reminded me of my cousin and that made me happy. :D

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[rewritingcanon]

my favourite animal is delphini riddle after she got asked what her tattoo meant

my favourite animal was harry potter after amycus carrow spat in mcgonagall

my favourite animal was harry potter after he and ron found ginny kissing all over dean

my favourite animal was hermione granger after she found ron kissing all over lavender

my favourite animal was albus potter after his dad had just disarmed delphini post-crucio-cursing scorpius

my favourite animal was scorpius malfoy after albus dropped the “i wasn’t a loser before i met you” line

my favourite animal was hermione granger after she fumbled ron to padma patil and became snape 2.0

my favourite animal was lily evans after james tried to ask her out mid-torture on her best friend

my favourite animal is sirius black in his mugshot tweaking out on the front page in poa movie

[endofalili]

harry potter ???? 😳😳😳😳

Yeah I'm hyperfixating again lmao anyway golden trio fanart I'm pretty happy with how this turned out! I love how Harry's scar turned out hehe I think the one in the movies is so boring like have fun bro go crazy go stupid ahh

Also fuck JKR and her transphobic bullshit 😊😊😊 trans lives matter, trans women are women and trans men are men 😊😊😊🩵🩷🤍

I did record a timelapse this time!! Albeit only the rendering cause I only remembered like after I finished the lineart lol BUT I STILL RECORDED ONE so brownie points lol

[crazyhappycat]

Ever joined a fandom and have not felt welcomed because you haven’t read the books and appearently you have to if you gonna consider yourself a fan?

[elisedonut]

What Book did Each Weasley Sibling appear in the most

these are legit just each sibling and the order of the books sorted by how many times they pop up per book if you look up their name on potter search so not like truly accurate like exactly but still neat!

i will say at a glance to order seems to be

Ron>>>>>> Fred George Ginny>>> Percy Bill Charlie

which is more or less what i expected idk why I've done this kdjfsdkl

the only thing im kinda wait really? about is really thought Ginny's numbers would be higher but it's also not like they're low either

I do think it's neat that almost everyone top book was Order of the Phoenix

Which does make sense with the only three not being that one being the three eldest with Bill having Deathly Hallows and Percy and Charlie both having Goblet of Fire

i do have the full break down below the read more if you want to see

Bill:

The Deathly Hallows: 112

The Goblet of Fire: 69

The Half Blood Prince: 49

The Order of the Phoenix: 31

The Philosopher's Stone: 7

The Chamber of Secrets: 6

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 4

278

Charlie:

The Goblet of Fire: 56

The Philosopher's Stone: 19

The Deathly Hallows: 12

The Order of the Phoenix: 4

The Half Blood Prince: 4

The Chamber of Secrets: 3

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 1

101

Percy:

The Goblet of Fire: 106

The Chamber of Secrets: 70

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 61

The Order of the Phoenix: 54

The Philosopher's Stone: 37

The Deathly Hallows: 30

The Half Blood Prince: 18

376

Fred:

The Order of the Phoenix: 314

The Goblet of Fire: 178

The Chamber of Secrets: 98

The Deathly Hallows: 87

The Half Blood Prince: 76

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 74

The Philosopher's Stone: 34

881

George:

The Order of the Phoenix: 277

The Goblet of Fire: 153

The Chamber of Secrets: 86

The Deathly Hallows: 69

The Half Blood Prince: 63

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 62

The Philosopher's Stone: 28

738

Ron:

The Order of the Phoenix: 1175

The Deathly Hallows: 1053

The Goblet of Fire: 927

The Half Blood Prince: 762

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 701

The Chamber of Secrets: 641

The Philosopher's Stone: 391

5650

Ginny:

The Order of the Phoenix: 220

The Half Blood Prince: 211

The Deathly Hallows: 111

The Chamber of Secrets: 100

The Goblet of Fire: 43

The Prisoner of Azkaban: 18

The Philosopher's Stone: 5

708

[misty-memories09]

Just Ow. Seriously Ow. I don't know about you but I really can't feel the love in the air tonight.

I love romione, I really do. But—

Ron, who yelped and covered his face with his hands, but the birds attacked, pecking and clawing at every bit of flesh they could reach.

“Gerremoffme!” he yelled, but with one last look of vindictive fury, Hermione wrenched open the door and disappeared through it.

just read these paragraphs, it's not a harmless thing she does, the birds attack Ron — they hurt him. And honestly, this is when she has a crush on him... Hermione really pisses me off in this scene because what kind of a person attacks their crushes with a bird when they start going out with someone else?

Ron was genuinely having a good time with Lavender, and obviously this is an act of jealously and really, I don't get it. At all. I don't get how Hermione goes ahead and blames Ron for not returning her feelings and not realising that he does, infact, not owe her feelings. It's even worse when you think about it like this — 1) she openly kisses Krum, 2) she writes to Krum infront of Ron but now that Ron's the one having fun and spending time with someone else she's mad.

What's worse is Ron was expecting something like this, because this is the line we get before hermione attacks him with the birds —

‘Harry glanced at Ron, who was looking relieved that nothing worse had happened.’

Reading this scene more and more is now putting me in a world of hurt, I can actually feel the pain down my damn spine.

And the fact the chapter ends with Harry hearing Hermione sob...no Ron's pain can't be addressed, we can't see how Ron's state was after getting freed from the birds. also adding that line as closing was a choice. A choice that icks me out because it really is giving “hurting you hurts me more” vibes and I'm not here for it.

[scentremini]

and i don’t like when marauder fans always say “oh ron is basically james” or “hermione is basically lily” or “harry is basically remus” can u pls stfu. stop watering down characters to their surface traits jus so u can have more content for ur favorite characters that got a minimum of 5 lines in the books

and don’t get me started on how ppl talk about the supposed death eaters in the series

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[outrunningthedark]

linafanene: I’ll always be the Queen in your hearts

[boxinthecorneroftheroom]

I came here today to say that Lilith by Halsey is Ron's POV of Toto and that's it