#Harry is in his emo is hot phase

[vawobefanart]

Had to get this outta my head.

What if Draco had his mommas hair and is bleaching/glamouring the black parts to look more like his father? (Embarrassingly he forgot to do it while his life was falling apart so everyone found out. (The Weasley’s knew from the start, don’t ask))

[paladinsbrainrot]

modern party music headcanons (my ‼️OPINION‼️)

will: (resident music snob, not as bad as jonathan and will indulge in mainstream when it appeals to him but is absolutely curating his spotify wrapped. loves new-wave and 60s brit rock. probably had a twenty one pilots phase in middle school tho) the cure, talking heads, joy division, david bowie, the beach boys, the smiths, radiohead, new order, crowded house, elliott smith, the beatles, the clash, the strokes, jeff buckley, depeche mode, alex g, pixies, the killers, morrissey, modern english, the kinks

mike: (doesn't really care about music as much as will but he can be pretty particular. big on widwest emo, but has no shame about liking boyband music) weezer, paramore, the 1975, sloan, american football, the smashing pumpkins, blur, radiohead, death cab for cutie, gorillaz, a heartwell ending, big time rush, pinegrove, wallows, slowdive, syd matters, pavement, alex g, modern baseball, jimmy eat world, the killers, red hot chilli peppers, journey, lush, the neighbourhood

el: (extreme pop girlie!!! she is probably scouting everywhere for concerts to go to and has survived the great ticketmaster war several times. I think she is very big on 2000s romcom music as well) the sundays, sabrina carpenter, cocteau twins, the cranberries, ethel cain, chappell roan, lady gaga, lorde, phoebe bridgers, adrienne lenker, madonna, olivia rodrigo, taylor swift, stretch princess, bananarama, blondie, the cardigans, sixpence none the richer, clairo, beabadoobee, cyndi lauper, mediavolvo, big thief, the smiths, fleetwood mac, the go-go's, faye webster

max: (a little more on the grunge and alternative side. loves some deep shit that she can feel in her bones. always has her earphones in you will NEVER catch her without them) pj harvey, fiona apple, hole, tori amos, the smashing pumpkins, alice in chains, blondie, mazzy star, incubus, the cranberries, nirvana, slowdive, the goo goo dolls, deftones, paramore, kate bush, the breeders, radiohead, blur, boa, pixies, beabadoobee, metric, no doubt, liz phair, lush, alanis morissette, tame impala, the neighbourhood, heart, cocteau twins, bjork, avril lavigne, patti smith

lucas: (mr yearner over here. i think his music taste is much more random and based on vibes if anything. I think he's an honorary pop girlie but also loves 80s music and 90s hip-hop) jeff buckley, adrienne lenker, the velvet underground, phoebe bridgers, clairo, mitski, harry styles, taylor swift, blood orange, mac demarco, the smiths, dean blunt, wham!, maroon 5, spandau ballet, hall & oates, phil collins, michael jackson, billy idol, U2, sonic youth, CAKE, brent faiyaz, kid cudi, young mc, a tribe called quest, justin timberlake, stereo mc's, vanilla ice, beastie boys, n.e.r.d., nelly, ice cube, outkast

dustin: (weird synthpop enjoyer!!! I like to think he's the type of person who knows all these old underground bands from the 80s and loves showing support for small local bands) oingo boingo, pink floyd, weezer, a-ha, duran duran, talking heads, david bowie, the human league, dead or alive, weird al, men at work, naked eyes, the buggles, the psychedelic furs, the b-52's, spookey ruben, jim morrison, cut copy, bee gees, the guess who, bay city rollers, thompson twins, thomas dolby, blondie, kool & the gang, fiction factory

[moooooolnp]

Unhinged Felix Catton headcanons

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-he has adhd and once he had a hyperfixation on America after him and his family visited for winter break and he begged James to get him as much American paraphernalia as possible so now there is just random America mugs and photos of the presidents around Saltburn

-adding onto that one, Felix is a HOARDER. Not only will he not throw anything away but he has a box of all of the things he has but has no use for because he doesn’t want Duncan to throw them away.

-Felix had a HARD emo phase in 5th grade (grade six for brits) and of course the biggest family portrait was when he was in 5th grade and he covers it at all costs. Stands directly in front of it, puts a curtain over it, or just solemnly put his hand over his face in the portrait.

-writes Harry Potter fanfiction IN HIS NOTEBOOK.

-his favorite color is hot pink but he won’t tell most people and when he does he sits them down for a serious conversation. This lead Venetia to think it was a metaphor for him to say he came out as gay.

-he used to wear an earring only on his right ear to help tell his left from right until he found out that only wearing an earring in your right ear is supposed to signify being gay. Oliver was the one who told him.

-when he was in his emo phase he stole venetias eyeliner pencils so much that he still finds them around his room.

-his favorite drink is strawberry milk.

-gets genuinely horrified at horror movies. Like, hiding under the blanket, covering his eyes, yelping, everything.

-regularly goes on shopping trips with elsbeth

Okay that’s all I’ll give more maybe

[heyjude19-writing]

I love the idea of Draco, as you put it, "going through a late stage emo phase". What would that consist of? can you extrapolate? And above all, what would harry make of this phase? XD

lmao anon. emo!draco really loves his poe and he's getting a lot of use out of that all-black wardrobe. he's going to dramatically recline on chaises and sofas and sigh while staring out of windows, lamenting his tortured existence. he might even paint his nails black.

harry is ignoring this behavior (thus only contributing to our put-upon draco, he's so misunderstood! you don't GET IT potter) but he thinks the painted nails are hot 🤷‍♀️

[put-me-in-a-movie-mp3]

Hi I am not sure if you still do ships....But yeah if you are still doing can you do for stranger things, Harry Potter, IT, twilight ,Wednesday,Marvel and Percy Jackson maybe? I know it's a lot but ....PLEASE

I don't exactly know who to ship with so ...

Appearance: I have big round brown eyes and hair just below the upper back .. I am 5,1 with lean or nearly fit hourglass figure and have South Indian brown skin tone.....blackish brown hair and oval face and I have a lot of moles (the one near the eyebrow is like signature mole maybe) and scars (Mostly from fighting with my bro...it tens to get violent 😭😭) .....I have small hands and small feet...

Personality: Typical INFJ....I prefer to be alone but when I was supposed to interact with others I get extroverted... And I don't shy away from making new friends or talking to strangers.....Basically an ambivert ..I am very bold and confident about myself....loves adventures and challenges like bungee jumping and risking my life ......sometimes impulsive......tend to be talkative and like to annoy the people I like....And I am VERY LOYAL.......And expect the same from others too .....Yeah it's a lot to expect..... And I am basically like boyish things (According to fellow strangers) like MARVEL,video games,anime ..... I like K-pop too..........I like to learn and try new things..

Likes: MUSIC(CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT) ...mostly K-pop ,emo rock,pop,and melody songs...,Ice cream, Cats(I can't live without cats), chocolate ,food(I am a sucker for chicken fried rice) ,sleep, read(Obviously 🙄) ,dance , sing, draw,...

Dislike: Not very loyal people,Cheaters, Bullies, Beetroot, rude people

And I tend to be good at everything I do...like I am top in my studies,can draw,paint,dance,sing,etc.. and I am very passionate and driven towards my goals and anything I DO

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor...(A close call with Slytherin)

Favorite color: It changes every 6 years but always black 🖤, and currently I am in my Blue 💙 phase

Can you make me one ?

Its been a hot ass minute, but I am back and deciding to finish the requests! <3

Stranger Things: Eddie Munson <3

Now by far, I would have to say he is perfect for you. I mean perfect. Let's be real, he would be obsessed with you. Eddie talks a lot, you talk a lot, which is great. You both match each others energy perfectly. You both love the same bands and wear almost all black. At school, you guys stand out. Mostly because you guys are the only couple wearing all black to school (everyday). You guys would happen to find a stray cat somewhere and you would beg him to let you keep. Eddie, not being able to say no to you. Obviously says yes. It would be a black kitten that you guys name Raven. Another thing is at school, you hate Billy Hargrove. You despise him, mostly because he is known for being a cheater, but also because he is just a prick. If he were to ever mess with your friends or god forbidden Eddie, all hell will break loose.

Harry Potter: Fred Weasley

Fred is a goofball that just so happens to fall in love with you. Partially because you match his energy as well. You both love to pull pranks on people and be goofy all the time. At the great hall when you guys are eating, you are loud and laughing and you get everyone to join in the conversation. At the end of the meal, everyone at the table is dying laughing. Partially because Fred thought it would be a good idea to start a food fight. His target being the one and only Draco Malfoy. You and Fred love to watch movies together, stargaze, and take adventures around Hogwarts (mostly after hours when your not suppose to be out of your dorms).

Twilight: Seth Clearwater

You and Seth were unsure of each other first. Or at least he was unsure of you. Everyone in his life is older and serious, he is still in high school trying to figure everything out. Trying to live a normal life while there are a bunch of vampires going batshit. You and him find each other and guys are each others peace. He makes you feel so safe and you're always there to comfort him. He is confused on where his life is going and doesn't have a good family to connect with. You are his home and he adores everything about you.

Wednesday: Enid Sinclair

You and Enid match each others personalities so well. Enid never really met someone that is an exact replica of herself. The confidence, talkativeness, kindness, and someone that is actually funny. You two are a power couple. There is never a dull moment. You would naturally be there for Enid 110%. Since she has had a hard time becoming full werewolf, you are always there to comfort her through it since it has been her biggest insecurity. You make her feel so special and loved like she never has. You constantly measure that everything will be okay. Enid definitely goes out of her way to give you flowers and stick sweet little notes that you find throughout you day. She is defiantly a romantic and ever since Ajax, she was heartbroken. You completely fixed her.

[thatonequietkidinclasslmao]

First impressions on the characters

So this is what I thought when I first met all the characters in Obey Me!- 

Lucifer:

-I love him 

-marry me marry me marry me marry me pls

-yes folks, that was the moment I turned into a Lucifer simp 

-he looked like that hot, rich, CEO of a business that women probably trip and fall of the Grand Canyon for

-I still simp over Lucifer- 

Mammon:

-Didn’t really like him- 

-He pretty much acted like a dumbass lmao- 

-I spent my 1 month of playing Obey me! roasting him

-After a while the boy really grew on me 

-I’m still not too much of a Mammon simp, but I still love him 

Leviathan:

-Didn’t like Levi

-Like at all-

-IM SORRY LEVI SIMPS

-After I heard about his insecurities and shut in personality 

-I related and loved him 

Satan:

-he looked like a play boy im no cap here

-play boy satan

-He looks like that person who reads in a coffee shop and acts all innpcent but really is a criminal

-i did like him though 

-not as much as lucifer but yes-

Asmodeus:

-James Charles 2.0

-Probably has his own makeup and beauty channel on youtube deviltube

-goes to the beauty salon every hour of each day 

-heavy on makeup

Beelzebub:

-the one hungry giant 

-the one dude in the house who finishes the cake in one day alone

-his hair reminded me of the weasleys from harry potter lmao 

-A baby 

-Looks mean but is really nice

-His frown kills me it’s too cute :(

Belphegor:

-did i like him 

-yes, yes i did

-typical bad boy lmao 

-secretly emo 

Diavolo:

-omg hes so hot i crushed on him instantly 

-whyy 

-he’s tied with Lucifer 

-i love them so much- 

-hides something with that smile

-has a crush on lucifer

-threesome

Barbatos:

-shady butler

-is plotting to kill his master

-no relationship at first

-my feelings were mutual for him 

-wants to become the king

Simeon:

-hes more ancient than my grandpa damn 

-boomer

-boomer i tell you 

-everyone crushes on him 

-literally a dad

Solomon:

-HARRY POTTER

-shady

-watches sad gacha life videos

-had a goth phase

-wants to become a supreme ruler

-harry potter stan

Luke:

-MY BABY 

-i love him so much

-instantly adopted by MC

-He’s probably the one tall kid in class 

-what?

-I mean 5′2 or 5′3 is considered tall for a 10 year old

-i think

-I just wanna protect him from the harsh world 🥺

[ahtsumu]

what your haikyuu!! fave says about you

hinata: wholesome; there’s something pretty big standing in the way of your current goals that you hope to overcome; you send those heart memes into group chats; your life motto is to have courage and be kind; aka you are a hufflepuff; you tend to stan/identify with protagonists; aka your favourite harry potter character is deadass harry potter (… or neville)

kageyama: you want to be a bad bitch; you started drinking cow juice milk out of a little box with a straw bc you saw that kags does; wildin’ online but you’re a lil shy irl; “little shit” is one of your favourite insults/terms of endearment; you refuse to play any position other than setter for pickup games

tanaka: wack af; don’t know how to use your inside voice; short temper but usually very sweet; you like walking around barefoot; you have a pretty sick party trick–– probably something physical and reckless, like a headstand LMAO; high alcohol tolerance

nishinoya: also wack but you’re short so you’re even weirder; you probably play libero on your volleyball team; you’ve tried copying the rolling thunder move and your first attempt was also your last

tsukishima: all your faves are tsunderes; dry af sense of humour; probably spends an unhealthy amount of time on reddit; people who know you irl call you a troll; definitely a complainer; hate-watch reality tv shows; people ask if you’re anemic/sick/tired a lot–– you’re probably not, you just never sleep; drinks too much caffeine

kuroo: thirsty

kenma: you play(ed) at least one of the following: legend of zelda, any final fantasy, the elder scrolls, fallout; you wear thick-frame glasses; cat-person; you’ve dyed your hair before; probably watch(ed) danisnotonfire and pewdiepie; definitely went through an emo phase or is currently going through one; you like “smol” things

bokuto: life of the party; you may be a little self-centred/vain but you milk the shit out of it for comedic purposes; you know your way around a grill; VERY COMPETITIVE; you listen to nicki minaj and cardi b unironically; probably lowkey famous on twitter for memes; definitely know too many tiktok dances

akaashi: pretty boys are the bane of your existence; you definitely draw or make art of some sort; you do well in school and have “intellectual” interests; pink is one of your favourite colours; soft aesthetic; you watch yuri!!! on ice; you either can’t stop cursing or struggle to say “fuck” irl; you want to start a bujo or you currently keep one

atsumu: you were originally an oikawa stan but you switched lanes when he said that fucking goody two shoes line because his voice is pure sex; you text with HAHAHA instead of 😂; probably curse like a sailor; you flirt by comparing hand sizes; you have a sweet tooth; active on twitter; a little self-centred; you laugh at fail compilations

osamu: atsumu was too much of a dick, immature, or cocky; you’re drawn to quiet people; most if not all your interests revolve around food; you intentionally root for the underdog in most movies/books; not very competitive, you prefer to just go with the flow; you can relate to being in someone else’s shadow; you probably stan loki over thor too oh my god you do don’t you

oikawa: your fave fic genre is angst; hoe for astrology, sci-fi, and crystals/palm reading; you’ve probably gone through a HELLA rough patch in your life (possibly depression); you like writing and probably have written an in-depth character analysis about him; you struggle with finding balance in your life; you get played by fuckboys irl but you never learn bc they’re just so hot

iwaizumi: you know an oikawa irl; you also watch free! but not for the plot 👀; your favourite fanfiction trope is enemies to lovers; you flirt by being mean to your crush; probably a beast at arm-wrestling; you’re physically strong but might not seem like it; owner of a resting bitch face for sure

terushima: two words: tongue piercing

ushijima: very slim chance you have crackhead energy; you’re ambitious and tend to stan powerful/successful characters; most likely also “gifted” with some sort of talent or skill–– and you’re damn good at whatever it is; one of your hobbies is a sport; you’re doing well at school; people say you’re a chill person; definitely have a thing for his thighs; you want ushijima to r u i n you

tendou: you watch at least one of the following: hunter x hunter, one piece, naruto, or bleach; unconventional-looking or ugly anime characters are your type; massive fucking troll; you openly thirst on main; you shitpost on your main instagram; you fear nothing, god fears you

semi: be honest you just like anime boys with silver hair

[allforthe-gays]

Headcanon that all of the foxes show Neil and Kevin different movies they’ve missed out on so they can get pop culture references.

(yes I’m fully aware that the books are set in 2005, so most of these movies don’t even exist, but we don’t talk about that)

Kevin wasn’t completely under a rock, but he hasn’t watched any cartoons since he was twelve.

Neil only really watched tv when he was trying to keep himself awake, or drown out screams from another room so he hasn’t really watched any movies for fun .

The movie nights close the gap between the monsters and the rest of the foxes once they see Andrew cry during The Bridge to Terabithia. None of them are allowed to mention it.

The Allison and Dan have them watch all the classic coming of age movies, and chick flicks. Kevin had a major bisexual crisis when he watched Grease.

Andrew makes them watch the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Harry Potter because he cant associate with uncultured people. When Andrew gets tipsy with Neil he’ll go on long rants about why Tom Bombadill deserved to be in the movies.

Andrew used to write gay fanfiction for his favorite series as a way to escape when he was living in shitty foster homes but he stopped once he went to juvie because he didn’t have unmonitored internet time

Aaron and Renee make them watch different animes and studio Ghibli movies, and end up becoming friends so they have someone to talk about anime with.

Kevin had a huge twilight phase when he was at the nest, because it was one of the only movies that Riko allowed during his emo phase. Kevin forced them to rewatch them with him, so he can associate the movies with his friends.

Neil gets so mad when the baseball scene happens because *baseball* and to flirt piss him off, Andrew learns to do the cool baseball bat flippy thing with his Exy racket. Neil will never admit it, but he thinks it is very hot

Nicky and Matt make them watch Disney movies. When they watch Chicken Little, Andrew takes one look at the stupid little bird and then looks at his boyfriend “I didnt know Neil was in a movie.” “Yes or no?” “Yes?” Neil pours ice down his boyfriends shirt.

For date nights Andrew and Neil will watch cursed movies that the rest of the foxes don’t really care about. Like the 2003 Cat in the Hat movie and The Bee Movie.

Andrew has the whole bee movie script memorized and secretly knows all of the songs in the cat in the hat movie and just to fuck with Nicky will randomly sing them under his breath when they’re in the same room because no one will believe Nicky

[ickymichi]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎

<3 includes: kageyama tobio, iwaizumi hajime, miya atsumu, suna rintarou, matsukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro.

<3 warnings: swearing, that’s it really!

<3 a/n: this is jus my opinion so pls don’t come for me :p. will be doing a part two these are fun . pls request characters for me to do!. if you enjoyed please like n’ reblog my dears! <3

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𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐎

♡i feel like t’ listens to music only when he’s working out or with his s/o and it’s just on in the background yk? he doesn’t strike me as the guy who’d have band tees or posters in his room. probably listens to whatever’s on the radio but has a workout playlist he made.

*Post Malone, Coldplay, The Weeknd, Harry Styles, Black Eyed Peas, Travis Scott*

𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐄

♡ now i feel like iwa probably has posters of his favourite bands in his room along with albums and band tees. probably has music playing either in his headphones or on a speaker/tv when he’s just lounging in his room. has different playlists for every thing, like one for when he’s getting ready for a date, getting ready for a night out, getting ready in general. i feel like he listens to a mix of genres like goes from rock to rnb in the same playlist

*Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eminem, Mötley Crüe, J. Cole, Kanye West, ABBA*

𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔

♡ tsumu is the guy that says “yeah probably rnb” when asked what music he listens to. he does like old 2000s rnb though, but probably likes rap as well and is a hard nicki stan. probably has a drake and lil uzi poster in his room. when he’s working out definitely listens to just rap, says it gets him in the zone.

*Pop Smoke, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert, 50 Cent, Nicki Minaj, Jay Z, DaBaby*

𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔

♡ immaculate taste stfu. always has music playing, doesn’t matter if it’s a 5 minute shower, 2 minute drive to the shop or hes just woken up. everywhere rin is theres music playing. if you see him with his headphones in and you try to talk to him, prepare to get the biggest stank face when you tap his shoulder. anyway every room in his wall has posters, the ones are probably: Playboi Carti, Tame Impala, Queen, etc.

*Queen, The Beatles, Tame Impala, Artic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Drake, Playboi Carti, Ghostmane, $uicideboy$.*

𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀

♡ sexy man sexy music taste, that’s how it works. always has either his speaker shaking the floor or his headphones blaring through his ears. the guy that walks around school with them in and his hood up. definitely old school rnb & 80s kinda guy, but likes modern rap and pop too. 100% posters n merched out for his favourite artists n bands. loves going to concerts with makki he goes to so many every year. had an emo phase in his early teens. has the same taste as iwa.

*Kings of Leon, ABBA, Mötley Crüe, Joji, Oasis, Michael Jackson, Billy Joel, The Vengaboys, Akon, Will Smith, Drake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Megan Thee Stallion*

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐎

♡ loves female rappers like, Nicki, Cardi, Megan & City Girls. listens to them when he’s getting ready. but if he’s with issei n the others he’s playing male rappers only. doesn’t want to face the slander. concerts with issei 3 times a month is the reason he’s so broke skdnsj. loves 80s & 90s. idk if u noticed but seijoh four= biggest ABBA fans. his room is so aesthetically pleasing i love it(might to a hq characters rooms) but posters everywhere yes. loves the music you hear in the club that gets you jumping like the venga boys, scooter, them ones yeah loves it

*Megan Thee Stallion, Nicki Minaj, City Girls, Doja Cat, Saweetie, ABBA, Cyndi Lauper, D12, The Vengaboys, Scooter*

- end <3

[wizardouxie]

random douxie headcanons !!

he knows his parents are out there somewhere

he just doesn’t look for them thinking they didn’t want him

thus the desire for validation from merlin when taken in

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probably stole arthur’s crown at one point

archie had to pretend to be the crown

worst experience of their lives 

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definitely planned a prank against merlin with morgana

it didn’t work at all

merlin already knew everything

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he loves to play guitar in the children’s playground!!

absolutely adores their awestruck faces

sometimes brings archie for them to pet

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despite working in a cafe he doesn’t like coffee or tea

he’s more into juice honestly

a kid i tell you

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he attempted shadowmancy one time

collapsed after trying for an hour

he never told merlin about it

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he definitely has read the harry potter books

he believes he’d be in gryffindor or ravenclaw

the concept of a magic school definitely interests him

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he really wants to get tattoos

like whole arm sleeves

but he’s scared of the pain

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he’s probably really touch starved?

he just wants to hold someone’s hand

or hug someone but too embarrassed to ask

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a huge anime nerd

probably watched blue exorcist and soul eater

doesn’t really watch mainstream shows though

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definitely the type of guy to give his hoodie if someone’s cold

chivalry isn’t dead! 

“aren’t you cold?” “nah”

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he has dabbled in a few potions

jim helps him experiment sometimes

his favorite was probably the voice changing one

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he thinks of claire as his little sister

finds a new talent for pep talks

would call her ‘Li’il sis’

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his emotional anchor in the shadow realm

would be his guitar lmao

i thought something of merlin’s but nah guitar wins

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his music taste isn’t just emo and rock music

he definitely likes a bit of lo-fi

probably had a nightcore phase at one point

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if hot topic exists in arcadia he’s there like every week

the shirts, the pins, the MERCH

that’s his comfort store

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he finds conspiracy theories absolutely hilarious

he can debunk like

90% of them because he’s seen it all

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he cringes internally every time someone calls him a college kid

he’s not a mortal !!

he doesn’t have to be bound by student loans

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he definitely saw morgana through claire that one night

douxie: are u seriously fr rn

morgana shut up and serve me boy ik u won’t do shit

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‘unexpected possibilities’ becomes a euphemism for ‘mistake’

“so i may have introduced an unexpected possibility”

“hisirdoux you’re going to be the death of me!”

[afrival]

anon that requested rusame here!! they were so so good omg 🤧😭 could I bother you for some fruk hcs too if you don't mind??

OF COURSE I DONT MIND bless 🙌💕 I don’t think you understand how happy it makes me that somebody asked for these

no warnings

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- Arthur had a HUGE emo/punk phase in 09, it was like a relapse from the 80s/90s grunge thing. It wasn’t too obnoxious but mans listened to MCR and all that shit, probably put at least one of his ear piercings back in

- Arthur still has piercings from his punk phase but never wears them, only sometimes will he wear earrings. Francis loves when he does

- Francis constantly has his hair in a ponytail and if he’s feeling fancy he’ll braid it, Arthur loves it ofc

- Also. One of Francis’ favorite physical trait abt Arthur is mans face freckles ❤️

- Paramore and Elton John the ONLY artists that Francis and Arthur can listen to and agree is good without arguing

- Speaking of which Arthur can actually sing really well it’s Francis who sounds rough but after like a thousand years he really doesn’t care

- They take baths together a lot bc they’re domestic as shit

- -Arthur watches stupid British shows/movies all the time and even if they’re shit he loves them. (Sherlock, Downton Abbey, The Crown, Harry Potter, The Kingsmen, etc). If there’s any inaccuracies when it comes to history or especially how the royal court works he complains.

- Francis was the one who took Arthur to Harry Potter World in Universal. and Arthur LOOVEEDD it like he geeked out the entire time— a like 1000 year old man flipping his shit over getting to see his favorite book series irl that’s so HDHFHF 💕💕

- One of Francis and Arthur’s main pastimes is watching The Great British Bake-off and getting way too angry at it. They also watch Hell’s Kitchen and Master Chef

- When I think of FrUk I just immediately think old married couple. Like they’re easily one of the softest couples but they also just bully each other and bicker over the dumbest shit

- Arthur gets so embarrassed with pda but he also is like. Down very bad for this man so he secretly loves it— like they’ve been together (off and on) for like centuries and he still blushes when holding hands and cheek kisses or whatever (StillIntoYoubyParamore.mp4)

- Francis uses petname a lot more however “Dear” and “Love” are ones they both use. Ofc Francis uses French terms of endearment like “Beau” and “Cher”

- They sleep on top of each other A LOT lmao like, shoulders and laps whatever. If they’re staying at the others home they will barge in and just flop down on the other and bam it’s nap time

- They take care of each other when they’re sick but it’s mostly just them being like “Eat your fucking soup, whore.” “Arthur it tastes like goddamn soap.” “BE GRATEFUL.”

- They both get hella nightmares bc being that fucking old comes with a lot of history and trauma blah blah, point is they’re always there to comfort each other rather it’s physical or texting/calling at 4am

- Arthur is fluent in French ofc so they kinda switch between French and English whenever

- Arthur cannot hold his fucking liquor so he gets WASTEDDDD and Francis has to babysit him, it’s the funniest shit bc Arthur’s inner child and little shitness just multiples

- They have definitely been with other nations/people but like. It’s always been just them, nobody else compares idc

- They have the exact same sense of humor and can always make each other fucking lose their shit at the absolute worst of times

- Arthur only vents to Francis and Portugal about shit

- They both have playlists that have songs that remind them of each other, and one time Francis threw together a mixtape that he called their “If We Could Get Married Mixtape”

- They’re both fucking ass at being parental figures (obviously😐)

- Francis cuts Arthur’s hair. Like he is the only person that Arthur sorta trusts to make him look hot

- Francis says I love you outloud more than Arthur but like mf shows it in different ways like acts of services and gifts and whatever. He’s just terrible with words

- They’ve probably seen each other die a lot SHHFJFJFKT, it never really hurt them on a deep level until the 1900s. That’s when their relationship started improving a lot and the like centuries of “””hatred””” began to fade

- They are and have been best friends for CENTURIES, so they’re mega fucking close. When they were like. Enemies and shit it was a whole thing of like “I despise everything about you but I would do literally anything for you to be happy, and I don’t know why”

I’m gonna make a part 2 for them when I can find more of ones I’ve made bc— I love them sm. I love PortEng too but FrUk...my beloved

[f1fantasy]

F1 drivers as parents ✨

Lewis - Takes the kids camping so he can teach them about nature and the environment. Super supportive and does the right amount of spoiling so he makes them happy but do not ruin them. Going to the park to play with the dogs and drink slushies is a family favorite.

Bottas - Is the kind of dad that has the picture of his baby daughter in the wallet and wants to show everyone ALL THE TIME. Quiet type of dad but so in love with his baby he would do anything for her. Would definitely wear the #1 dad shirt.

Max - Confused stonks all over the place, does not know how to make a baby bottle, burns his hand, spills it on the floor and makes the kid a fruit salad, discovering afterwards that it was the healthiest way out. Calls the mother EVERY TIME to make sure he’s doing things right.

Alex - Young dad material. Masters every single parenting skill without effort, plays with the kids for hours without getting bored and is a pro at putting them to bed. Afterwards cooks dinner and organizes the toys, perfect guy.

Carlos - Gives balls to the kids even before they are one month old. Teaches a two year old girl soccer and succeeds at it. Mini golf is the go to plan for a Sunday afternoon. The kind of dad that plays sports with kids because he genuinely enjoys spending time like that with them and not because he has to. Hot dad.

Lando - As silly as his kids. Weird faces and dances are his way to make them smile. Super focused on work but when he’s home he gives his undivided attention to the children. A bit overly competitive on videogames but now and then lets the kids win so he feels good at parenting.

Seb - DAD MATERIAL. The kind of dad that sits on the floor and let the girls paint his nails and do makeup and still looks really masculine and lovely. Teaches the kids how to eat healthy but sneaks lollipops and chocolate bars for them without the mother seeing it. Could sit a whole day just watching Barbie and pay attention to the movies.

Charles - HOT DAD pt2. Would dress his kids in the cutest clothes, like they had just jumped out of a magazine. Would sign then up for horse riding and piano classes and subtly cry at every recital or competition because he’d be so proud and that’d be so pretty. Would now and then show up in a different car to pick his son at school so the other kids would go “WOOOOOW THAT’S SICK”.

Checo - Mexican daaaaaaad. Loud dad, kinda strict but super in love with his family. So proud of his children, would skip job to watch his son’s soccer match even if he stayed on the bench the whole time. Everything would be a valid reason for icecream and taco night. Support and validation would be his way to show love.

Lance - Super loving and caring. Would raise his kids by talking and explaining everything, never raising his voice, so they would understand the things and make their own decisions. EXTREMELY patient with everything, in an almost supernatural way. Would be so happy to throw family parties and tell some dad jokes. Family man!!!! Popular among the daycare moms because he looks so charming and is so polite, popular among the kids’ friends because he’s extremely good at EVERY SINGLE SPORT and is willing to teach everyone.

Daniel - That dad who plays soccer with his teenager son and his friends, wins and laughs at their faces. Gets the teens beer without the mother knowing and is a big time friend. The kind of dad that kids are proud to say they have. Had some trouble with the mom in the early years because he taught the kids how to cuss, but learned his lesson and has a key role in education, not just the fun part.

Ocon - Goes from “Look, that’s my daughter! You look amazing! Spin, ballerina” with tears of joy in his eyes to “Mess with my kid and I’ll kill you slowly and painfully” in 0.0000007 seconds. Would dress up as Prince Charming in Halloween and take his little girl’s hand on his and go trick or treating proudly. Would love everything about the kid and be so supportive even on the weird phases (do you want to go EMO? Let’s paint this hair purple! Dad’s got your back!)

Pierre - Treats his daughter like a baby even after she gets married. Is kinda confused about the parenting stuff in the beginning but figures it out as it goes. Takes A LOT of pictures of irrelevant stuff because he just cannot believe that a perfect little girl like that is his daughter. Spoils her a little too much but she grows up to be an amazing brave and kind woman, mirroring her dad.

Kvyat - Kind of dad that laughs when the son falls and runs to help if he starts crying. Wants the boy to play hockey or football or rugby but when he decides to play chess he goes to every match and cheers the hell out and screams his lungs out in support. Absolutely hates boybands but would (angrily) wear a Harry Styles headband to take his babygirl to a concert and to see her happy.

Magnussen - Punk dad that scares the shit out of his kids’ friends (and their dads too). Tries to be strict but melts whenever his daughter makes puppy eyes and asks for dessert before dinner. Jealous and overprotective, also scares the shit out of the daughter’s boyfriend, but tries to socialize with him because she asks to.

Grosjean - Silly dad material. Would try cooking some weird baby food because the specialists say it’s good for the growth process. Smiley pancakes for breakfast and would always tie the laces of his kid’s shoes, in a sign of how much pure affection he has in that heart. Extremely thoughtful about the well-being of his kids and how they’re doing in school and with friends. Super focused on not embarrassing the kids but now and then lets a “daddy loves you, munchkin” slip.

Kimi - Hates everything kid-related except his kids. School meetings? Hates. Parents reunion? Hates. Father’s day soccer match? HATES. Is the kind of dad that TRULY loves that ugly ass coffee and watercolor paint drawing just because his daughter made him. Has tons of folders to save every piece of art, letter, video or school project he ever received and now and then goes and look at them to feel happy. Values hardwork so much he watches 5 times the terrible theater play his son is presenting only because he rehearsed for three months.

Gio - Popular among the daughter’s friends because HE CAN BRAID HAIR!!!! Cooks the same pasta 4 times a week because is his son’s favorite. Chill and respectful dad, super likable and actually funny, but in a cool way. Cool dad. Helps his kids with school projects but by actually helping and not by making everything himself.

Nicky - Shows classic music and movies for the kids so they grow up jamming to the 80’s songs he himself grew up listening. Takes them on snowboard vacations and surf trips even though he looks like a boring dad. The family has a whole “just chilling” aura but he invests and values education - be it socially (being polite, resourceful, kind) or academically (focusing on school, college and learning in general).

George - No one doubted he would be a good dad but everyone got surprised when he turned out naturally gifted for it. He’s not too serious but also not too playful, he educates his children well but also has so much fun with them. Really into father and son long term activities, like building a car from scratch or fully remodeling the backyard garden.

[youandthemountains]

#5, 2, 10, 17, 20

2. what fandoms were apart of that you aren’t any longer?

I don’t flounce out as much as fandoms just die out or I get fixated on something new SO i’m using this as an excuse for a chronological fandom history. how many people will hate me when I’m done, let’s find out.

LISTEN this is possible the most annoying post I’ve ever created but was also very fun so I’m answering the rest of these in a separate post bc it got too long already.

but, you all should feel free to ask me if I was ever in one of your fandoms because at this rate signs point to yes.

Bandom is I think what I first found fic for. look, i KNOW. i KNOW. i was a child. specifically I remember reading stuff for The Libertines (I KNOWWW leave me alone. I am aware. There were some really good writers for it, everyone was doing it, idk man). and god REALLY early on, like what, early middle school? I remember a lot of those pop-emo bandom fics particularly. jesus this is embarrassing. but ry*n r*ss / br*nd*n ur*e fic. I’m sure there were others but let’s move on before the cringe incapacitates me.

House/Wilson on LJ babeyyy. Where I was introduced to hurt/comfort. Fun times. Related, Sherlock Holmes. Inescapable. All versions.

pre-MCU Marvel - fully comics based. X-Men had the best fics. I remember loving in particular - Peter Parker/Johnny Storm, anything with Jubilee, I personally shipped Shadowcat/Jean Grey before I knew what shipping or the internet or fandom was, I loved Gambit/Wolverine and I remember some really good Gambit/Nightcrawler fics. Lot of discourse on the nature of being monstrous in those that was interesting. I would read Hawkeye and anyone because he had good and totally different dynamics with so many different characters but I did have a soft spot for Clint/Bucky, Clint/Sam, and Clintasha. oh I was also into Bucky/Natasha because I did really love comics Black Widow. the less popular ones that i loved were - Sunspot/Cannonball, SamBucky, Jessica JSilk/Black Cat, MJ/Gwen Stacy, Peter/Harry Osborn, Sam/Bucky,  Elektra/Natasha, Foggy/Matt, Kate Bishop/America Chavez, Daredevil/Black Panther, the Heroes for Hire polycule, god I think Angel/Quicksilver purely bc of Marvel 1602, honestly there were a lot. This would need it’s own post because comics are a bunch of attractive people with interesting dynamics and plenty of What If? opportunities.  

Speak of comics, I was also into DC - Superbat, Booster Gold/Blue Beetle, Kaldur’ahm/Superboy (literally no one was into this besides me lmfao), was and am a huge Batfam fan, I am 100% a Damian Wayne apologist, oh was and tbh still kind of am really into Dick Grayson/Clint Barton fic. Yes I realize that’s insane but idk love the concept of carnies in love. Wonder Woman/Meera, Constantine/Zatanna, Zatanna/Wonder Woman, Constantine/King Shark now of course, Harley/Ivy, Harley/Ivy/Selina, Kate Kane/Renee Montoya, Constatine/Dream, Vi you turned me on to au teen girl Chastantine and I love that. Again, I’m sure there are more.

The Social Network also on LJ babeyyy. Of course Markwardo, but there were some great writers that made a really compelling case for Sean/Eduardo.

Heroes - specifically Matthinder which was ICONIC and still deserves so much more attention. They RAISED A CHILD TOGETHER. Honestly I was into Mohinder/anyone though.

MI-5 which was me and like 4 other people. Adam/Zaf is still my all time favorite ship that has zero engagement whatsoever. I know in my heart that Zaf faked his death and met up with Adam who let him retire with him in secret and safety. For something even more obscure that I care about way too much - Vik/Jez endgame and Vik/Rob as friends with benefits from Spooks: Code 9. I have a very detailed story in my head about them but maybe 7 people total watched that show before it was cancelled. Rob is probably the most villainous character that I’m into. 

Torchwood - yes Janto, also Owen/Ianto again purely because there were some really good writers for it.

If we’re getting into my obscure fandom phase - Primeval: New World. Mac/Evan and Mac/Connor. I could talk about this forever, I think it’s such a fascinating and tragic story but I won’t because no one will have any idea wtf I’m talking about 

Of course Doctor Who. Come on man. I was a sucker for Nine/Rose, Nine/Jack, Eleven/Rory/Amy, and Amy/Rory. Martha was my favorite companion but I didn’t really like Ten and he was a dick to her. 

Dear White People -  Sam/Coco, Sam/Jo, Troy/Lionel, Jo/Reggie, Reggie/Lionel (did this make sense? no. did I think it’d be hot? yeah.) GOD LIONEL/SILVIO UNTIL SILVIO WAS EVIL. 

Xena and Gabrielle/Xena

White Collar - Neal/Peter & Neal/Burkes

The Get Down - Shao/Zeke, Pretty Dizzee D/Thor, god these kids!!! 

MASH - Hawkeye/BJ

HP but literally the tiniest corner of it, had a mild interest in Ron/Draco & Ron/Harry so I barely checked it out bc that was pretty niche

the Gene Wilder multiverse. oh also the Gene Kelly multiverse. both the Genes always give themselves a boyfriend and a girlfriend that are gorgeous and hilarious.

I still haven’t seen Jurassic Park III but I think Billy/Dr. Grant are in love

Indiana Jones - I read. Every single one of the novels. I watched Young Indiana Jones. I adored him. 

The Flash TV - this one I did actually leave. I was in it for Cisco, Wally, and Iris. I think Iris/Barry are sweet, and I also liked Cisco/Barry, Cisco/Wally, and Iris/Cisco. I just lost interest in the show. 

Legends of Tomorrow - Sara/all her girlfriends throughout time

Dragon Age - yeah I love Anders/Fenris & Dorian/Iron Bull. I think Cullen/Dorian has the occasional good fic but it’s definitely hit or miss. 

Star Wars - oh star war. how do i hate thee. let me recount the ways. No I still love Hanleia, Landoleia, Han/Lando, Hanluke, Leia/Mara Jade, Mara Jade/Arden Lyn, Luke/Mara Jade, FinnPoe (My LOVES), uhhh that’s it. I do also love Black Squadron and Rapier Squadron. Jess/Kare Kun was underrated although Kare/Snap is also fun. I saw Rose/Kaydel Ko and that was real galaxy brained.

Mad Men - I really did love Don & Betty’s dynamic post-divorce. Also him and Peggy - not romantically at all but just something cold and sharp.

Firefly - Mal/Simon, and Kay/Inara. I’d read Jayne/Simon bc there was more of it but it was not my fave at all

Community - Trobed my beloved

GLOW - everyone on this show had a great dynamic AND i love my brown lesbians <33

Game of Thrones - but I never got past the first book so. Theon/Robb and Theon/Jon, Sansa/Marjorie Tyrell, I do like the occasional Theon/Sansa

The Exorcist (TV) - Tomas/Marcus was SO good man. 

Glee - Brittana supremacy, Finn/Kurt was nice at first, and weirdly so was Puck/Kurt when written in a very specific way. 

Shadowhunters - listen I’ve only seen like 3 episodes of this but I like the fandom and Magnus/Alec are gorgeous

Rogue One - Bodhi/Cassian my beloved. Also love your Kes/Cassian stuff

MCU - listen I do still maintain ca:tws was a samsteve meetcute. 

United States of Tara - this was just a great show

okay have I alienated everyone yet. I’m sure there are more but this has been a LOT already.

[deliquescentnightmare]

Character Introduction

Hello! my first little character sheet so you all can meet Delila, the main protagonist of my still untitled story. Most- if not all- of my characters are blatant self-inserts, and Delila is no exception. I identify as GF so she's kind of the embodiment of my very fem moments, and my soft cottagecore side. Anyways, here's all you need to know about her! I'll post newer versions of her character sheet later on as certain events happen in the story so I don't give you guys spoilers.

Name: Delila Amelie Lestrade

Age: 24

Hometown: Born in Atlanta GA, moved around a lot as a child.

Occupation: Forensic Psychologist. FBI agent.

Sexuality: Asexual, questioning.

Talents/Skills: Writing. Playing Uke. Can't cook at all. Great skill of falling down or bumping into things. Hands are steady in times of crisis and is very levelheaded.

Siblings (describe relationship): Theodore 'Theo' Grayson Markham. 35, older half brother. Second son of Alana Markham(nee Ramses) and Fredrick Markham. Lives in NY. Jameson Albert Markham, 36, oldest half brother, and firstborn son of Alana Markham and Frederick Markham. Lives in rural North Carolina with his wife and kids. Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Beatrice Markham (deceased). Born 1980, died at 26) Killed in a car accident in St Louis in 2006. Very close to Delila and Jameson. Entire family mourned after she passed, and Alana became very different emotionally.

Mother (describe relationship): Alana Elizabeth Markham (nee Ramses). 54, lives in Ojai, California with Frederick Markham. They talk intermittently, but Alana isn't very responsible and Delila refuses to interact with her too much because it's emotionally draining. Alana refuses to acknowledge Gwen even existed.

Father (describe relationship): Gregory 'Greg' Lestrade. 49. Their relationship is close, and Greg would often visit Delila, or fly her out to see him during school holidays when she was a child. They call often (when he actually picks up or calls her back) and email back and forth. She loves him more than life itself even if he often forgets to call her because he's busy.

Significant Others (describe relationship): Struggles to remain relationships due to lack of intimacy, but had a long-term relationship for 2 years that recently ended for undisclosed reasons.

Pets: none yet. had a childhood snake named Jonathan.

Friends: Li Huang (will be introduced in the next chapter or the one after), John Watson, Molly Hooper, Sherlock Holmes (tentative), Theo, Mycroft Holmes(eventually).

Height: 5'2" or 157.5 cm

Weight: 135 lbs. or about 61 kg

Race: Caucasian, British-American

Eye Color: Blue in Original Fictions. In this AU, however her right one is Purple. her left is Pink. (I like pink and purple very much)

Hair Color: Naturally brown, dyed pastel orange.

Distinguishing features: Constantly has scrapes and bruises, often topped off with band-aids on her fingers and cheeks. Her wild orange hair and round gold-rimmed glasses. (they're bigger than Harry Potter's, before you ask). She wears a black pea-coat often, and it's worn from years of use. (it was her sister's)

How does he/she dress? Black pea-coat when it's colder. Likes to wear slightly-too-large clothing. Often wears stolen shirts, sweaters and button ups. Flowy, flowery dresses and skirts and occasionally ripped jeans. She did go through an Emo phase and dyed her hair white in her late teens/early 20's, and has some clothing left over from that phase that she occasionally wears.

Hobbies: Writing romance fiction and crime. Reading, often James Patterson or fantasy. Playing ukulele, and singing. She likes to dance but isn't very good at it, so she often does it when she's alone or it's dark (or both). She likes to go for walks with John in the park, and used to go for walks with Theo.

Greatest flaws: She cares too much too fast, and becomes attached to people within a day or so of meeting them. She can be slightly needy and clingy if she doesn't have a lot of friends, because she thrives off of physical affection. She's very stubborn, and will do things even when she's been given explicit instruction not to because she thinks she may know a better way. (sometimes she does, but other times she just is too strong headed to stop). She can either be unabashedly arrogant or filled with crippling self-doubt dependent on the situation as she's experienced a lot of respect and praise for her intellect. She also puts a lot of pressure on herself to succeed and it can lead to devastating burnouts.

Best qualities: Very loving and openhearted. She will put others' needs above her own nearly every time. She will make sure her friends and those she cares about are taken care of, and are taking good care of themselves. She is extremely intelligent and knows an array of weird and sometimes useful facts, and has a large span of knowledge thanks to her time at uni. She also has a way of making friends wherever she goes, which leads to a large web of connections and sources whenever she needs them.

Introvert or Extrovert? Ambivert, it's dependent on the situation. For example, if she's forced to be in isolation then she's going to be more extroverted when she's around people again. She enjoys talking to people, but after a certain amount, she can become worn out and need alone time. I think it would be good to note she is much more socially adept than Sherlock, though he is better at other things socially. (she has Asperger's and therefore he picks up on certain cues or details she may miss)

How does the character deal with anger? Delila can either run hot or run cold in terms of temperament. When she runs hot, she is often so overcome with emotion that she 'loses' words, struggles to speak and gets really flustered. (not in a good way) she never really says anything unkind when she's like this but she will be very dismissive and tell people to leave her alone. She is prone to shouting or crying to voice her frustrations and get out her emotions. The best way to calm her down is to let her rant about it, and she often calls Theo- who lets her rant. When she runs cold, she is eerily calm. She becomes sharp-tongued, cold and calculating. She will destroy whoever has angered her in this way and feel no shame. Sometimes she will spend days like this, and will be snippy and distant to anyone who tries to talk to her. She is vengeful and fully of unabashedly cruel remarks. It takes a lot or something particularly bad to get her this way.

With sadness? Delila tends to cry when she's sad, and is most comforted by physical affection. She listens to sad music, curls up under a blanket, and will write, whether it be in a journal or creatively. She will occasionally vent, but usually keeps it to herself as to not burden people around her with her issues or emotions.

With conflict? Delila can be rather argumentative and stubborn, but if she cares about the person she will do her best to listen to their side of the argument or disagreement, even if she feels as though they are wrong. When it comes to other peoples' conflicts, she will try and take the side she feels is most correct, or try and be an unbiased judge. She will defend her friends if there is a conflict in which they are being attacked in some way.

With change? Delila isn't a big fan of change but she will try her best to adapt and overcome by setting goals and new routines.

With loss? Delila will self-isolate. She will spend a lot of time re-consuming media that reminds her of what she has lost, and will go through a period of denial. Eventually, though she will come to honour the memory and move on.

What does the character want out of life? Fulfillment. Delila has spent a lot of her short life searching for something she is truly passionate about, but once she finds things that make her happy she becomes hesitant to follow them. She longs for fulfillment in ways other than reproducing and relationships, but one day she wouldn't mind having a family.

What would the character like to change in his/her life? Delila wishes she'd spent less time worried about how her mother perceived her and hoe those around her viewed her and her achievements. She is quite successful now and has learnt better but she wishes she hadn't let her doubts hinder her in the past.

What motivates this character? Delila doesn't excel because she longs for success, but because she fears failure. She refuses to be a burden, and will be independent almost to a fault.

What frightens this character? Delila is terrified of her family being hurt in any way, or losing someone she loves again. She also despises spiders and rejection.

What makes this character happy? Music. Her family, her friends. The rain. Tea. she loves to dance, but she only does it when she's alone.

Is the character judgmental of others? Delila's job required her to profile people, and because of that it has become her nature to psychoanalyse or even try to make assumptions about people from the get-go. She will often alter this perception of people later on depending on how she sees them interact with their environment, and people around them.

Is the character generous or stingy? She can be overly generous when it comes to those she loves, but also hesitant to share other things. It all depends on the item or person's emotional and sentimental value to her.

Is the character generally polite or rude? Unless given good reason to be rude, Delila is generally kind.

[dionysianrose]

Memes by me bc I’m bored #2

Harry Potter books/movies if you would name them right:

1. Harry Potter and mr. two-face looking to get stoned

2. Harry Potter, the hot Voldemort and his scary snake thing

3. Harry Potter, his emo phase and the dead gay wizards society

4. Harry Potter and his angsty adolescence

5. Harry Potter and the dilf club

6. Harry Potter and almost everyone being a dramatic b*tch

7. Harry Potter and how to traumatise teens

8. Harry Potter hugging the noseless guy just to kill him afterwards

[scorpiosanssexy]

Shiratorizawa Car Boot Sale Headcanons

look these are the headcanons no asked for but have been stuck in my head for days so here we are.

to all my non-british followers here is a link explaining what exactly is a car boot sale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_boot_sale) 

to my british babies @sugawarasimp​ and @lydzisanerd​ this is for you.

The Beginning

it all started when the Shiratorizawa Volleyball club funds were low, like really low

you would think that seeing as it is a private school that it would have decent funds 

wrong! the money is mostly spent on paying the coaches, which is then used as drinking money

so the team got together to try and come up with ways to earn some extra money so they could go on nights out and have some fun

Goshiki suggested a lemonande stand (nobody came), Semi thought that busking would work. ( tendou just scared everyone on the street)

so they were in despair until a low voice in the background said 

“What about a Car boot Sale”

Shitorizawa Boot Sale 

if you haven’t guessed already Ushijima is the one who has suggested it 

farmer boy over here has been doing these sales ever since i he was a child with his mother 

he forces the team to get out of bed every sunday at 5am and meet him in the field in order to set up the boot 

like this man takes his car boot sales seriously, like you do not want to be late

one time shirabu slept in and let’s just say that ushiwaka ran all the way to his house and came into his room and ripped the curtains open and proceeded to drag shirabu out the house 

yeah don’t mess with him 

he also seems to know everyone there, like it is weird, he will be chatting to these like old men who are selling antiques about farmer tings 

like what is the best time of year to grow tomatoes or like how the vegetable patch is coming along 

the team have never seen him this socialble ever. 

he doesn’t buy much though when he is there, he just kind of guards the table making sure people are not stealing 

he may or may not bring his portable radio with him and have the country radio on in the background 

and forces the team to sing with him 

Tendou is loving the car boot sales, like this is the first time he has ever been to one so this kid is the early stages of awe and wonder 

he always the only one that is really chirpy when the team arrive in the field 

no one questions it tbh like that is just tendou 

susprisely he can is a very good seller, comes with ridculous stories that some of the customers believe so they buy the items 

he earned the highest amount of money for the team, ushijima has been checking

look you know that 1 pound fish man song, i feel like tendou would do something like that ( here is the link lads it is an actual banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Jvo7U39-A) 

he buys mostly anime figurines because they are much cheaper

Now Semi i swear is the only voice of reason on the team 

like you can tell on his face, that he is straight up not having a good time when ushijima forces everyone to arrive at 5am 

tendou usually buys him some instant coffee which he is very grateful for otherwise he would be cranky for the whole day 

he is usually broading with his camping chair and a huge jumper over the top (airpods in) just kinda taking in the fresh air 

his job is usually in the setting up as i feel he has a good eye for aesthetics

so he coordinates where all the items go on the table and how to get everything to fit in the boot 

ushijima also forces him to bring his guitar and play country songs to “attract customers” 

i feel like he has a really nice singing voice, and tbh most of the girls only come to the boot because there is this really hot mysterious looking guy there 

he is also makes sure the younger years do not get in trouble 

Shirabu is a bit like semi in the fact he would rather be sleeping but he hides how annoyed he is not to piss off his senpai’s ushijima 

he is the treasurer because i feel like this boy is good at maths 

ushiwaka will come and ask shirabu how the sales of the day are doing, just like a CEO would to a subordinate (which is hilarious) 

like he takes his job seriously 

he also helps with the sales with tendou but he usually explains all the prices tbh 

he sometimes treats himself to a fresh bacon sandwich and i will sit and eat it with this cute little content look on his face 

he mostly buys textbooks tbh, like he is a hard working student and textbooks can be expensive so he loves the fact he can get these material a lot cheaper 

he also likes buying stationary 

Goshiki, poor goshiki. 

baby really isn’t a morning person at all 

but he tries so hard because he wants to impress ushijima, like he arrives extra early with his packed breakfast 

but he is pretty useless in the morning, he just yawns constantly, he will try and help with the set up but he forgets instructions easily 

however once the day actually begins he perks up a bit more he is actually quite good at talking to customers 

like he is actually the only normal one there lmao

the old ladies absoulutely love him, like they think he is so kind and handsome (and they dig the bowl cut) 

honestly the only reason he goes back every week is the fact that these ladies literally gas him up and bake him some jam tarts 

now goshiki get’s really excited when looking at all the stands 

i definetely see this man as a hoarder so he buys some much random crap (for example a huge garnet cystal to put in his room)

ngl he is the type of person Tendou usually cons. 

Their Stall 

ushijima usually sells some of his home grown vegatables, like these are his pride and joy

he will not barter at all, like in his eyes his products are the best like he will not settle for less

tbh i would be scared to barter with, like have you seen him

Tendou usually sells his old Shouen Jump which are popular with the little kids

he also sells h3ntai magazines too, which are popular with y’know some of the older men

Semi sells some his old CDs and records, like they are really vintage ( carla would buy them) 

He also might have some old band posters from his emo phase that he sells too 

Shirabu does the classic stuff from childhood, like old clothes that don’t fit him, old toys he doesn’t need, also might sell some his old textbooks from junior high school 

Goshiki sells his old volleyball trainers or something or some old volleyballs too 

i also feel like he went through harry potter phase so he has the really wackass merch (he is a huffepuff btw) 

Overall, their stall has a mixture of everything and is really popular at the car boot sales because it is such a comical site 

also they are like the only good looking people there, so all of sudden girls carla  are popping down on a sunday morning 

Honestly, If any of my mutuals are into drawing and are stuck on ideas, I would sell my soul to this drawn

Like this team does weekly car boots and you cannot change my mind.

Carla