#oracle fox

[yzur02]

Superman is asked in an interview if he walks around without his costume in the streets, he says yes, that he has perfected the way to disguise has a regular human, they ask for an example of one of his costumes so he grabs a black jacket and puts it on before slouching, warping himself in his cape and using his fingers to make little ears*

Superman (in grave voice): "I'm the night. *stretching the i* people think I live in the shadows, but I'M the shadows. I'm Batman *this continues for a couple of minutes, after that, the interview ends without problems*

...

Next morning all signs of Superman in Metropolis have been vandalized, either by painting bats as moustaches or by painting Batman's suit and cowl over Clark's faces

Later, he realizes all his suits have been replaced with Bat-suits bought from a Halloween costume shop, the Planet's windows were covered with photos of Batman and his kids wearing the suits they stole (plus masks), the internet is full of Superman memes and there's a viral video of Batman seemingly flying like Superman, in Superman's suit, while still wearing the Bat-cowl, only for the image to pull back and show Batman strapped to the Bat-mobile's roof, that's being driven by Spoiler, who is cackling like an Arkham inmate.

[golfishwiththebigeyes]

geeked vs locked in (you guess who’s what)

[pinkiemachine]

Random BatFam Shenanigans—The Sleepover (oneshot)

[myrefugeblog]

This episode fucking hurts, but look at them 💜

There is nothing wrong and everyone is happy.

[lilsoupboiii]

Some of my personal favorite panels from s3 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures so far

[garpen]

Happy 18th Birthday to Duke! Officially 18 in my AU, he gets to register to vote now yippee!

<<Part 39<< Master List >>Part 40>>

[dio-icarticaae]

The Batfamily waiting for Duke and Bruce in the Batcave in episode 116 of Wayne Family Adventures.

[yoonjae20]

5 Times people outside of the immediate Batfamily find out that B is married and the one time the world meets his husband [Bruce/Danny; Spirit Halloween]

Surprise, surprise! Due to immense positive reaction to the last Spirit Halloween Oneshot, I wrote another Oneshot interconnecting with the previous one. As you can see per the title it's a 5+1 Oneshot! Inspired by PaperPuffin's "Batman's Husband" over on ao3.

Read on ao3. Masterpost.

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1.

Barbara stretches her arms above her head and winces at the pop her joints make. It’s well into the early hours of the next day and it has been a long night – there had been an Arkham outbreak which needed all hands on the deck. After 5 stressful hours every Rogue was captured and back behind bars – all that remained were the reports they needed to fill out.

“I’ll head off for the night, I want to get at least a little bit of sleep before I have to go open the library,” Barbara announces over the comm.

“Thank you for your help today, Oracle,” Bruce grunts and Barbara is about to put down her headset when she hears paper getting shuffled around before the distinct sound of ceramic being settled down echoes through the comm.

“Thank you dear,” Bruce’s voice is surprisingly soft and Barbara wonders who brought the man tea – Cass perhaps? There’s some incomprehensible murmurs before Bruce hums thoughtfully. “I’ll probably be done in about 20 minutes or so – just need to finish this report. You can go ahead to bed – I’ll follow you in a bit.” Some more unclear mumbles, but distinctly male before Bruce snorts. Then there is the distinct sound of lips meeting each other. “Good Night, I love you.”

Barbara feels like she intruded on a very intimate moment and she quickly logs out of the comm system before she bursts the bubble Bruce seems to have settled in. 

She places her headset next to her keyboard before rolling backwards and only then she lets out the squeal she had been holding in. Since when has B been in a committed relationship? She’s so gonna milk Cass for the details – she needs to know everything. 

2.

“Where’s Bruce?” Steph asks as she meets the rest of the Batfamily in the manor for movie night.

Normally the man never skipped out on those unless on an out of world mission.

“On a date,” Tim says absentmindedly as he scrolls through their selection.

Steph’s face scrunches up.

“As in Brucie?”

Jason snorts.

“Actually no,” he says. “Do you remember Bruce’s ring?”

“Yes?” Steph answers, uncertain where Jason is going with this.

“Yeah, apparently he’s married.”

“Wait, what?” Steph doesn’t believe her ears. Bruce Wayne? As in - brooding, stoic Bruce Wayne, who goes out at night in a Furry Costume to fight crime? “For how long?”

Jason turns to Tim who startles with all the attention on him. 

“26 years,” Tim states and Steph almost chokes on her spit. 

“No way.” Steph shakes her head. “That would mean he’s been married since well before like either of us all knew him!”

“Believe me, we were also quite shocked,” Jason mutters, before adding something under his breath. “Should have known that even his taste in men is quite peculiar.” 

Tim starts their movie, but Steph can’t focus for a single second. What the hell is ‘peculiar’ supposed to mean? 

3.

Lois opens the door to see Bruce standing before it – along with a gift bag where a bottle of champagne is peeking out of it.

“Bruce!” Lois greets him warmly. “I’m glad you were able to make it!”

The man grunts before handing her the gift bag and following her into the house.

“Clark is doing a little errand, but he’ll be here soon enough.”

Bruce just nods and Lois settles down the gift bag on her kitchen counter, pulling the champagne bottle out. Her and Clark are celebrating their 15th wedding anniversary and the latter had wanted to invite Bruce to a simple, quiet dinner in their house in Smallville. 

“Where are the boys?” the man questions when he sees that their table is only set for three people.

“Jon said he had a hang-over with Damian and Kon is on a mission with the Teen Titans.”

Bruce hums and soon Clark arrives back from his errand and they sit down at the dinner table.

In the middle of the meal, Clark opens the Champagne bottle with a loud pop before filling three glasses. Clark raises his own glass as he clears his throat.

“To another 15 years!”

Lois echoes the sentiment while Bruce nods stoically. 

Their glasses clink as they toast to each other and then they finish their meal. Bruce still sips on his first glass of champagne when Clark broaches the topic.

“This would have been even better if you also had someone at your side, Bruce,” the man says. “Doesn’t it get lonely?”

Bruce raises an eyebrow and Clark coughs at the man’s deadpan expression.

“Just imagine if we could have celebrated your 15th anniversary too!” the man tries to save the conversation and Lois snorts at her husband fumbling. 

“What Clark wants to say is that we wish for your happiness and that we sometimes wonder if a partner would achieve that,” Lois helps out and Clark shoots her a relieved smile. “We've never really seen you date anyone – and those headlines about ‘Brucie Wayne’ don’t count, you know?”

“That might be because my 27th wedding anniversary is coming up,” Bruce says as if he is talking about the weather.

Clark sputters while Lois’ eyes widen. 

Bruce raises his right hand and Lois’ eyes focus on the ring on his ring finger – it only now really registering for Lois. It had almost become invisible over the years. Bruce’s lips twitch into a faint smirk.

“Or do you guys think of this as decoration?”

Lois' eyes twinkle as she suddenly pulls out her notepad. 

“Tell me everything.”

4.

A knock on his window makes Jim pause in his reading. The world outside is dark and Jim groans when he sees the time displayed in the corner of his screen. 03:57 am. He had been supposed to be home more than a few hours ago to eat dinner with his daughter.

His joints creak when he stands up from his seat — walking over to the window. He’s not surprised to find a looming shadow lingering behind it — quickly letting Batman in.

The man enters, landing softly and without a sound before he hands him a file. Jim purses through it — quickly recognizing it to be one of his recent murder cases.

“Red Robin made a breakthrough,” Batman explains gruffly. “He wanted you to receive this as quickly as possible.”

Jim nods before settling the file on his desk, before sinking back into his chair.

“I hope you are not planning on going back on patrol.” Jim rubs his tired eyes as he shuts down his computer. “While you may be a Cryptid, even you need your sleep.”

Batman’s soft snort surprises James.

“Actually I wasn’t,” the man claims. “My partner was very adamant about the fact that I would deliver this file and then go straight back to the Cave no matter what happens.”

Jim pauses. ‘My partner.’ The way the Batman had said it so casually surprises Jim. 

He barks out a laugh.

“Good that there’s someone other than Agent A looking out for you then,” he teases as he watches the computer turn black. “You need it.”

Batman huffs out a breath and that’s as good as a laugh for the man than anything. 

“Update me on the case,” the man says in lieu of a goodbye before disappearing out of the room with a swish of his cape.

Jim leans back in his seat, snorting. He never expected anyone to tame the Dark Knight — but apparently even the impossible is possible. 

5: Wayne Enterprises staff 

The Board Meeting dragged on. It was one of those rare times that Bruce actually attended them - normally he left those to Tim, but the boy hadn’t had time this time.

Once again Lucius applauds Bruce’s ability to stay patient even when Tiffany from HR drones on about unnecessary gossip — only smiling politely and nodding once here and then. 

They had gone over the new developments and their future goals already and were well into their allotted one hour time slot. Most of them knew by now that these meetings often overrun and could go well up to two hours if no one (most of the time either Tim or his assistant) cut it short.

Normally Bruce is well versed in being the picture perfect CEO - kind and never once complaining. However this time Lucius notices the man glancing at both the clock opposite to him and his watch that he is wearing multiple times as they near the one hour mark. Lucius can even hear the man audibly grit his teeth and his left eye twitching once Tiffany goes on another tirade.

It’s 10 minutes past their allotted time slot that Bruce seems to have enough — he cuts off Tiffany's rant about one of their engineers with a firm, “Well if that’s everything — I have to get going. My partner and I are celebrating our anniversary.”

Then he promptly leaves the room after dropping that bombshell. Not a millisecond later when the door closes the room erupts in hushed whispers. Lucius doesn’t doubt that by the end the entire building will know about the man’s “mysterious” partner. Lucius quietly schedules a press conference for the next day.

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The media gets wind of it by the next day — because of course they do. Each headline is more extreme than the next and Danny has fun teasing Bruce by reading each one out. 

The interview Lois had forced Bruce and Danny into would probably go up either tomorrow or today now that the cat was out of the bag so to speak, but he probably would still need to address the general public in the press conference. Bruce silently thanks Lucius for his foresightedness in scheduling a press conference for today – Bruce had been tired yesterday, the exhaustion loosening his lips. While he didn’t want to hide away Danny now that he was back, he had wished for more time to announce it on his own terms. 

Bruce stands in front of the mirror as he adjusts his tie and Danny stands behind him, chin on his shoulder and arms around his waist. 

“You’ll do fine,” Danny cheers up Bruce. “Just deflect to the fact that an exclusive interview is going up soon and keep it short and simple.”

“You are not one who has to address them,” Bruce grumbles. 

“Do you want me to?” Danny’s voice is uncharacteristically serious. 

Bruce turns to see the man instead of looking at him through the mirror. Danny runs a hand through Bruce’s styled hair before settling it on the man’s cheek. A finger brushes Bruce's lips before Danny pulls him in for a soft kiss.

“You know I would do everything for you, darling.”

Bruce huffs out a fond breath and settles his forehead against Danny’s.

“I know,” he confirms, before linking their hands. “Together?”

“Together,” Danny affirms with a grin. 

Danny changes into a nice dark blue suit – complementary to Bruce’s blue tie and together they step on the stage to address the news. Both of them smile as they wave at the flashes of the cameras.

“Hello Gotham,” Bruce greets. “This is my husband – Danny.”

[missingnightwingsmullet]

friends family

not my art :) credit to @irispardom on twitter

[aaa-totodile]

I originally did this back in July and didn’t post it but I saw a post of someone saying they have no idea what the appropriate ages for the bats would be so I present to you:

The Bat Age Breakdown (at least as much as I can gather from the thousands of timelines)

(if you don’t want to read my process, bottom has example ages)

So generally Bruce adopts Dick when he’s in his early twenties (I’m going to use 22) and when Dick is 8.

Jason is adopted at age 12 and when Dick is freshly an adult so I’m going 18, which means you’d need to add ten years to Bruce, making him 32.

I’m going to skip to Tim cause of how timeline works. Tim is definitely the most difficult so it’s mainly based on what I think makes sense. I’d say Tim was like 13/14 when Jason died, which would make Dick 21 and Bruce 35.

Cass is pretty easy cause her and Jason are very close in age (in most of our understanding cause her age is also kinda fucked) so she’d be 15 at this time. If you go with her being around Jason’s age, she’s younger cause he’s August and she’s January.

Steph I would say is about a year older than Tim. Tim definitely fucks with shit, because him and Steph dated but she’s now a college student and he’s still seventeen; so I’m just saying she’s older than Tim. So she’s like 13/14 at that point.

Jason’s been back for awhile when Damian comes around at around age 10, I’d say he’s like 20 so everyone else ages up accordingly. Bruce is 40, Dicks 26, Jason and Cass are 20, Steph’s 18, and Tim’s 17.

Duke comes in generally when Damian’s been with the bats for a while so I’d say Damian’s twelve when Duke gets taken in and Duke is 16ish. Once again everyone ages up accordingly and we end up with these ages:

Bruce - 42

Dick - 28

Jason - 22

Cass - 22

Steph - 20

Tim - 19

Duke - 16

Damian - 12

Not-main bats are harder so it’s just vibes:

Kate - 37-40 (younger than Bruce but not by too much)

Luke - 32-34

Babs - 28-31 (I like an older Barbara cause she was originally older, I also like her being close in age to Luke (I hc them as besties))

(This is just a base where everyone is in the family, they can be aged up and down as needed)

I’m not doing Alfred or Lucius, that hurts my head.

[casscainbatgirl]

I'm bored so here's times the others have used their tools for other uses

Signal:

Used a batarang to open an amazon package

Spoiler:

Attempted to use a grappling hook to grab the remote without getting up

Red Robin:

Brought a smoke pellet to school and used it to set off the fire alarm to get out of a quiz

Robin:

Sprayed shark repellent at a group of teenagers that wouldn't leave a cat alone

Oracle:

I know better then to tattle on her

Nightwing:

Used his escrima sticks to charge his phone (it somehow worked)

Red Hood:

Ran out of bullets so he just... threw his gun... and then various stones...

Batman:

Used night vision goggles to get a midnight snack when he was supposed to be resting

Jarro:

He's never done anything wrong, he's perfect

Bluebird:

Tased Robin who insisted he needed to know what it felt like

Batwoman:

Threw her batarang to turn off the lights without getting up

Batwing:

Used his suit to fly up on a roof to get a frisbee he threw up there when playing with ace the bathound

Huntress:

Used an arrow as a fork to avoid doing dishes

[starfirexuchiha]

Sooooo there will be new Shoulder Zun figures of the playable characters in P5R.

But I noticed something about Shuake in this. They are both the only ones who don't have both of their eyes closed. It makes me think this symbolizes how Shuake were the only ones aware they're trapped in a false reality during the "bad ending," while everyone else remained blind to it, and stayed "dreaming".

Also the way they have one of their eyes open makes it look like they are peeking at each other in a teasing way🤭Gawsh get a room you two!

[margaretkart]

My OC Calyssa from the the game Touchstarved.

Fun fact about her name Calyssa (Καλλύσσα) – Comes from the greek words "kallos" (beauty) and "lyssa" (madness).

Her curse really intrigued me to mix some parts about her with Dionysus orphism especially having her route being an oracle. She can manipulate people with this madness and use it when necessary, but of course as a last resort, because she doesn't want to take advantage of people.

Many abandonment issues, many insecurities and of course... Being touch starved 😅

[urgorlfrog]

Happy Persona 5 day!❤️🖤

[samasmith23]

Say hello to the Phantom Thieves of Heart!

[lysreadsbookssometimes]

Tell me why!