#pffffftt

[mochalottie]

News Reporters: NEW BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE REVEALS SPOILERS OF KEY SCENE FOR SPIDER

Actual footage: Spider giving Tsireya a bottle

[celevrian]

"I heard that you almost fell into the river today, are you alright?"

Inbox Answered---

--- Celebrían blushed and gave a bashful laugh. "I, uh, did." She stammered out, holding her book up as it was part of her explanation. "I was reading, and I thought I knew where I was going, but apparently not, and the bridge over the river has no railings. Luckily for me Erestor was passing, or I would've gone straight off the edge and into the river!"

The book was awkwardly returned to her lap with a sigh. "I was actually thinking about asking you if we should invest in railings. It might be wise considering I'm not the only one who occasionally trips over her feet. What if one day a child fell? We should really invest in railings, meleth."

[feraltwinkseb]

April 26, 1996 - Nürburg, Germany Source: Arne Dedert/picture alliance via Getty Images

[pleasuregave]

It sure is nice... next time, we should do it doggy style so I can cover it with marks~ - 10' anon

❝ Ah . . . I've always liked the idea of going doggy style. I'm not sure why, but it interests me . . . ❞

[not-so-myconid-witch]

@hiimhdere

This sucks so bad, I need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] slay the Princess. If I don’t, it will be the end of the world.

[emmathefanficgal]

@ass-deep-in-demons: thinking about you.

Pictured: Gale rolling a nat 1 on his insight check

[sonic-takeover]

Ah, yeah Eggman was trying to make it so only Metal showed up to save you so he sent bots after the others starting with his biggest ones. Eggman is way too careless with the way he throws around deadly force like it's no big deal. You really shouldn't chance it like that. 😅 & Metal had already told Eggman off a time or two pretty recently; honestly I think he could've used some more time to relax and not have to see the guy at all. 😅

Oh jeez... I really wasn't thinking, was I... *She looks up at Metal as he adjusts her hoodie around her, making sure it's not slipping down her shoulder* ..... I'm sorry.

I have already forgiven you.

No, I'm... I'm really sorry, Metal.

*Metal looks up as she takes both his hands in hers*

I haven't needed to call my hammer in a long time, but.. I wanna save you this time. *He stares at her as she lifts her hand into the air. As she brings it down, her hammer materializes in a poof of glowing hearts. She jumps up and down excitedly* Hah!! It still works!

Good job. *He touches her shoulder, leaning in to carefully press his faceplate to her cheek in a kiss* Fight like hell, my love.

*Amy grins up at him* For you? Always. *She runs forward with a war cry as Eggman walks back into the room holding a cake. She slams her hammer into the cake, sending it flying into the air. It turns and falls right onto his head*

REALLY?? When did she get a hammer??

Hah! I didn't laugh before because I had to act scared, but... Pffffftt.... Your face!! *She cracks up laughing at his bald lip*

*Eggman glares at her, his hands clenched into fists* Don't look at my shame!! Grrr..!! *He turns away from the group as Bean and Rouge giggle too*

[king-of-a-kingless-world]

dokjas mom and joonghyuk hating eachother is something i never knew i needed.

WHEUAHHSABBAHSHUSHANWNSIDHSGSYDHDISKWNFJSISGDBQKSICHWBEIDIWHEGRUAIEHEH

rawr

pffffftt

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

he looks very main character here

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK NOOOOO I HATE THIS NO PLS NO

HE JUST FUCKING PUNCHED THAT OLD LADY HOLY SHIT

kaido from saiki k ass kinnie

watchin his friends fight his mom 👍

whatchu mean by that huh?

OH SHIT HIS MOM DYIN

WHAT IN THE FUCK NUGGETS?!!?!?!

[detectivejimmykudo]

Pffffftt- 😂

[the-fandom-phantom]

you’re not alone i’m a freak like that too

am i insane for writing in google docs default settings like arial size 11 font 1.15 spacing or does anyone else do this too. like do yall get me

[what-you-like-about-the-moon]

do i associate any song with percy jackson??? pffffftt noooo what kinda LOSER—

it was 6:48 i was walking home stepped to the gate and i’m all alone i had chicken on the plate but the food was cold then i covered up my face so that no one knows i didn’t want trouble i’m the boy in the bubble but then came trouble when my mom walked into the living room she said “boy you gotta tell me what they did to you” i said “you don’t wanna know the things I had to do” she said “tell me you gotta tell me why you’re black and blue” i said “i didn’t want trouble i’m the boy in the bubble, but then came trouble” and my heart was pumping chest was heaving mind was running air was freezing put my hands up put my hands up i told this kid “i’m ready for a fight”

[peachshadows]

Lmao when I saw that Sd!Macaqe is shorter than Sd!Sun Wukong I thougt of a headcanon of mine that c!Sun Wukong is shorter than c!Macaqe and now I can only picture Mk thinking "Did,, did they lose the war against heaven because my Sun Wukong is shorter than Macaqe???"

PFFFFFTT height playing into the field of how c!Wukong lost is so funny to me holy shit like

MK: are you fucking kidding me??

sd!Macaque: language, young man. That is not befitting of your title

MK: but c'mon! Literally all it took to win was because of height?!

[n25-amia]

Meow

@enas-lynx

Huh- you got an account??? Pffffftt

[snnynatural]

of  all  things  that  could  possibly  happen  to  sonny….this  is  not  what  she  expected.  possession?  kidnapped  by  shifters?  blood  bag  for  vamps?  sure.  any  of  those.  but  swapping  bodies?  absolutely  not!  and  now  castiel  was  preventing  her  cycle  from  continuing  to  leave  her  to  suffer  when  she's  back  in?!  oh  she's  about  to  lose  it.  “seriously??  you're  making  me  wait  to  suffer  with  my  period?”  with  a  heavy  breath,  she  threw  her  arms…  well,  his  arms  up  and  looked  back  down  at  the  body  she  occupied.  “how  did  this  even  happen??”

@snnynatural sent ⥂ for our muses to swap bodies for a thread! (still accepting)

                              OUT OF THE TWO OF THEM, Castiel had already been inside the body of the opposite sex, so he's probably handling this much better than Sonny. Except they apparently switched at a very inconvenient time. "I'm sorry, but I won't bleed out of my — your — genitals." A hand pressed to his belly, a golden light — and Castiel, wearing Sonny's face, looks way more relaxed. "It's only a temporary solution. The moment we switch back, you will resume menstruation. This may interfere with your cycle." But Castiel is unwilling to suffer through this, pardon his language, bullshit.

[girlmostlikely]

Lizzo being represented by notorious Hollywood lawyer Marty make it go away Singer who has had clientele like Bill Cosby, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, John Travolta, Tristian Thompson, Brett Ratner, and Jonah Hill. Pffffftt. Girl you are GUILTY guilty.

[lunian]

was so busy with real life problems and bg3 gaming that I hadn't noticed for a while that seems like I wasn't accepted in one LoZ zine I applied to pffffftt