#please sega. do this for me

[wereh0gz]

Honestly think sonic games should have more creepy and unsettling shit in them

[darlingcloudie-9]

oough………. my babies………….. i care for them very much 🌸

[tollsoftheclockwerkbelle]

sega please do not save maria please do not save maria PLEASE do not save mariaaaaaaa sega PLEASE

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

...Do you ever think about how Sonic truly is the only person who cares about Nine now?

[marmotsomsierost]

today i had to go hunting in the depths of the language options available in our translation setup, and i came across this:

i really, REALLY want to click the klingon and see what happens. if i click video will i be greeted by

if i click audio only will i be treated to hailing frequency beeps

i HAVE to know. i need a gullible tiny human for plausible deniability. 'oh nooo so soorrrry random chiiiild found our ipaaaaad...'

i also wanna know because if i do get video of an actual human speaking klingon then it's even more upsetting that the danes and the swedes get both audio and video translation but the norwegians don't. although that does kind of make sense. 'oh you want me to make a phone call? well okay. ...i need to make a video call? nnnn....i'm not so sure on that. can we text...no? well okay.'

[trashcreatyre]

Sick and twisted that there was never a physical release of the sonic shuffle soundtrack AND its not even on Spotify 💔💔💔💔💔 what the hell 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[beananium]

thinking about that post thats like "when the character has a shirtless scene and has abs and no belly fat (rages and destroys things)" and kaito again. dear god why did they give him abs in the arcade project diva games and their ports

sorry for the low quality speedo kaito jumpscare but he's the easiest to compare his body type in the mainline games and the arcade games / their ports and i don't feel like taking / transferring screenshots. lets take project diva x kaito for example

he's not concave or even completely flat on the front. not sure if its toned muscle or a bit of genuine belly fat (don't know much about anatomy in that aspect), but he has a natural body type, especially for a japanese male commonly portrayed as an idol. you can even see he has a unique body type (long legs and wide-ish hips). while i wish his arms were a little beefier, this is fine.

then you get into megamix and ???

they not only gave him abs (for no reason!), but they also didn't accommodate the extra muscle mass that abs would require, with his arms being super skinny still! what!!!

its even more notable if you look at the future tone version of this module

while i am abs hater number 1 and don't think they suit kaito at all following my headcanons (even in an idol setting), i still think they can work if you'd just make him slightly beefier. instead it feels like he just taped artificial abs to himself.

[todayisafridaynight]

haunted by the knowledge that sega loves referencing their franchises and how many missed opportunities there were for kiryu to meet sonic the hedgehog

[theguardianace]

i lowkey hope there's never an event where other units learn of the alternate sekai so i can keep coming up with increasingly stupid ways for it to happen

[wereh0gz]

They should bring back the werehog. That'd be so cool and awesome and epic I think

[darlingcloudie-9]

based on a comment left on this post!

[keirln]

That shit actually pisses me off SO MUCHHHH dude like why are you a bunch of cowards, they did that shit with Rouge too- which you mentioned previously.. The censorship is killing me dude. LIKE WHY ARE YOU FUCKING DOING THIS BRO?? SEGA? HELLO? IM SNAPPING IN YOUR FACE PLEASE FUCKING STOPP URGHHHH

SHADOW AND KNUX HAVE BOTH LOST ALL MELONIN IN THERE MUZZLES

SEGA YOU FUCKING COWARDS

why are you white 💔

[anoraktrend]

Yakuza inspired RPG called KoiRPG, this is the release variant of the Standard Rules Distribute-able

[thankskenpenders]

I have to admit that the more we see from CrossWorlds, the less enthusiastic I am about it. Mostly thanks to all the crossover DLC.

Early on, following its announcement and the public playtest, CrossWorlds was pitched as this big celebration of Sonic in kart racing form. A big roster of characters, a bunch of tracks based on locations across the series, even the return of the Babylon Rogues and Extreme Gear for Riders fans. It seemed like it was doing everything right.

And then they started announcing the crossovers.

First they announced the first few Sega guest characters who'll be added for free. And that was fine. That made sense. It's all Sega stuff, and seeing Ichiban and Miku racing against Sonic characters is funny.

And then right after that, they announced... Minecraft. Minecraft Steve will be in the Sonic racing game, along with a whole Minecraft track, as part of the season pass that's being announced months before the game is even out. It seemed very arbitrary, just doing a crossover with something super popular as a marketing stunt.

And then, as had been previously leaked, we got the SpongeBob announcement. SpongeBob and Patrick will be in the new Sonic racing game, along with a Bikini Bottom track. And like, yeah, I love those first few seasons of SpongeBob as much as the next late-gen millennial, but does that mean I think SpongeBob makes sense to include here? No. And later in the season pass we'll also be getting TMNT and Avatar crossovers, because of course we are. Nick characters are literally half of the season pass. I will admit that the turtles are a good fit for Sonic, but the rest? Come on. But please be sure to pay $90 USD to get the Digital Deluxe Edition so you can play as Aang, everyone!

The current fan favorite (Sega-developed) Sonic kart racer, All-Stars Racing Transformed, also had its fair share of random third party guest characters. I didn't mind it there. The difference to me is that the selection there was so random and asinine that it was kind of charming, and easy to ignore. Including Danica Patrick, Wreck-It Ralph, and one of the guys from the YogsCast in a Sonic racing game was so stupid that it was funny. It was also easy to ignore in a game that already had such a hodgepodge crossover roster.

But here it feels cynical. It's a generic corporate synergy move in what was pitched as purely a Sonic game. Viacom will shove SpongeBob, the turtles, and Aang into every game they can as cosmetic DLC, from Fortnite to Fall Guys to Smite and beyond. We're not getting these characters because someone at Sega thought they'd be the best fit for Sonic, but rather because Viacom owns the Sonic movies and they wanted to do cross-promotion of their Most Valuable IP with Sega. This wasn't a decision made by a creative, it was made by a boardroom. And also they had to do it on the cheap, I guess, because they couldn't pay to get Tom Kenny or Bill Fagerbakke to provide voice lines, or even get the rights to use stock clips of theirs. So SpongeBob and Patrick are just going to be mute in this racing game that places a huge emphasis on having a ton of voice lines and interactions for the Sonic cast. There's a very real chance we're just gonna see lobbies full of mute crossover characters when playing online. Sonic is simply a part of the Viacom corporate machine now, whether we like it or not. And Minecraft is here because it's the most popular game in the world and its movie just made almost a billion dollars, I guess.

It just feels like it's watering down the identity of the game so much. I like Fortnite, but I don't need every other game in the world to turn into Fortnite with all these corporate crossovers. It's fucking exhausting. I won't go as far as going "slot crisis" mode here and assume that these DLC characters have taken slots from other characters I'd rather see included, but like... If the game comes out and Tangle and Whisper aren't in it, but SpongeBob is? Sorry, but you're never going to hear the end of it from me lmao

(I know fans have already datamined an Extreme Gear for Whisper that seems to point to their inclusion, but that's not exactly a confirmation. It could literally just be the Extreme Gear thrown in as a nod to the comics and nothing else. Also now that we have all these mute crossover characters part of me worries that they wouldn't even bother casting voice actresses for them, which is half the reason why I'd be excited to see them in a game in the first place. I know it's a whole different rights situation with the Nick characters, but still, the thought is in my head.)

So yeah. I dunno. It'll probably still be decent. But these last few announcements have kind of killed the excitement for me.

At least I still have Ring Racers.

[hichter-art]

"Dont talk to me or my emo sons ever again" (Work in progress)

In honor of getting to see a dc and sonic crossover, I am being greedy and begging for Sega to do another one with tmnt, PLEASE

It´s just a wip but I thought I might just post it anyway^^

As always, critique and advice are very much appreciated, don’t be shy!

[caretaleandotherstuff]

I will disappear now