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dean-a-mean-tae · 1 year ago

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Stray Kids as Hybrids

WARNINGS: Minho and Felix are "defect" hybrids. There's cussing in this. I got the information from research, so if you're an animal "expert" respectfully correct me.

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Chan (Grey Wolf)

He has a grey tail with grey ears that have a black rim.

His fur is extremely fluffy, and he sheds a lot.

In his human form, he has curly hair that's so grey it almost looks white.

Though he has a ton of fur, he doesn't feel the heat.

He needs a lot of nutrients.

He'll eat over 13 pounds of meat at least once a week.

A "healthy" amount of meat for a human is 23 to 33 ounces per week. There are 16 ounces in a pound.

You can do the math yourself.

He's never gone over 12 days without consistent meat intake.

You gotta feed him.

Good luck. 13 pounds = 208 ounces

He won't tell you he's hungry, but you can hear his tummy from across the planet.

In his wolf form, his ears stand up and point forward.

In his human form, his ears just do what they want.

Contrary to popular belief, wolves barely bark.

Whines can be a sign of affection or distress.

You need to pay attention to the signs and what's going on to know the difference.

His growls are warnings, and his loud ones are when he feels threatened.

His quiet growls are playful.

Chan has and will go over to Minho or Seungmin and put his paw on them. IYKYK

the pictures of those 2 wolves are hilarious

Minho (Tiger)

Unfortunately, Minho is considered a defect.

He looks like your stereotypical tiger.

It's just the tip of his tail is white instead of black

In his human form, he has brown eyes that turn yellow when he's in a bad mood

His "defect" is his hair. It's dark brown which makes the orange in his ears stand out.

Believe it or not, he prefers to come out at night.

He doesn't mind the day as long as it isn't hot.

Occasionally, he'll sunbathe, but it's seemingly random.

He, unlike most tigers, doesn't like water. He can take showers and baths, but big bodies of water are a no.

He can't see the bottom. He isn't getting in the water.

He still likes the knowledge of having access to a lake. Preferably a private lake.

His animal form is almost 9 feet at a weight of 650 something pounds. The weight is healthy for his tiger form.

If you thought Chan needed a lot of meat, then Minho is a nightmare. ;-;

Tigers require 88 lbs per week. :)

Since he's a hybrid, he can eat at least 75 lbs. Which is 1200 ounces...

His weight is perfect for snuggling, but his weight is painful if he lays on you.

He doesn't like roaring because it's loud. He grunts and uses chuffs to communicate.

If you are ever cold, just lay on him.

Tiger fur can get so hot that steam might come off their fur when in the snow.

He isn't very sociable and prefers his own space. He doesn't mind you or the boys, but it's obvious if he doesn't like someone.

You know that thing cats do with their tail when they feel mischievous?

The tip of the tail starts flicking but everything else is still?

That's Minho.

You always know when he's done some stupid shit or is about to

Changbin (Hare/Jack Rabbit)

He has brown fur with a white tummy

He gives off Thackery the hare from Alice In Wonderland 2010 vibes

He thumps, in both human and animal form, when he feels endangered or if he wants something

Usually, it's because he wants something

As an animal, he does the binky thing where rabbits jump high in the air

He only does it when he's extremely happy

Sometimes, his legs kick off too high, and he falls forward, like in the picture on the right.

When he's angry, he'll sit on his hind legs with his paws up like he's about to start boxing

When he's annoyed, he'll flick his feet and walk away

Sometimes, he'll kick whatever or whoever is irritating him (like in the first picture)

If he starts nibbling on you while in animal form, it's a sign of affection

Speaking of nibbling, rabbits eat 2-3% of their weight in vegetables.

He's a big boy, so... yeah... have fun. :)

Side note, he's very cuddly.

He rivals Jisung in his attachment to you

He will change into his animal form so it's easier for him to be close to you

Sometimes he'll go flying around the room

Kind of like the zoomies but for bunnies

He is a little dramatic

When he's really relaxed and feels safe, he'll flop over

If he's in animal form, he just does it. Doesn't matter where he is

If he's in human form, he'll flop on the nearest soft object or on the nearest person

Hyunjin (Ferret)

His fur is mostly brown, but he has 2 white rings of fur on his face with a brown spot under one of his eyes.

In human form, his hair is brown, and his animal ears have a white rim.

He's so hyper.

If he isn't running or jumping around the room, he's asleep in a dark space.

Probably under the covers or in a drawer somewhere

Ferrets eat 5-7% of their weight a day.

As a hybrid, he can eat 4% of his weight a day and still be considered healthy.

I recommend just feeding him 5% to be on the safer side.

Ferrets have poor vision. Unfortunately, Hyunjin has poor vision in both his forms.

He wears contacts in human form.

He will snuggle under your clothes and against your skin

If you have a bigger chest, he'll lay between your tits/pecks

If your chest his flatter, then he'll curl up on the left side so he can hear your heart better

When he wants to play, he'll run at people and then quickly run off

He'll keep repeating this until they get the message

When he's angry, he glares and hisses at whatever is causing his anger

He makes cute chitter noses and sniffs when he's curious

Just like other ferrets, he squints when he's sick

Don't get scared if you try to wake him and he doesn't move.

When he sleeps, he's GONE!

He won't wake up until his body is ready.

I like the idea that he scrunches his nose when he's confused

Like genuinely confused. Not "What are you doing?" Confused

I'm talking "What the hell is this thing?" confused

Shit you not! If you have salty skin or a hybrid safe lotion on, he'll lick you. Both in animal form and in human form

He has to be near sleep to start licking you as a human, though

Ferrets kiss, by the way

It's how they show affection

So don't be surprised if you get grabbed and you feel thick lips smack your cheek

He's just giving you a little appreciation, that's all :)

Sometimes, Hyunjin likes to be difficult in his human form

So, like a ferret, if he wants something, he will stare at you.

When you acknowledge him, and you will, he'll repeated glance at what he wants

He refuses to verbalize it until you either get it correct or he's tired of you guess incorrectly.

All just depends on his mood and how generous he's feeling that moment

Ferrets with splay out and sigh when they're sad

It's so fucking cute

Hyunjin does the same thing but on top of you

If you're working on something, like a laptop or iPad, then he'll flop onto that.

Or he'll flop onto your book or something

When you're wearing a hoodie, he'll hide away from the others in your pocket

So make sure it has the one pocket thing and not 2

He can still fit in the smaller ones but he wants the space

Jisung (Squirrel)

He is a ground-dwelling squirrel.

He is usually found sitting on Tiger Minho's head.

Like other squirrels, he is terrified of owls

"Why would someone need to look that scary?! Or turn its head that much?!"

Squirrels do this thing called caching. It's where they find and hide food.

I shit you not! He hides so much food around the house.

He doesn't need a lot of food, but he will gladly stuff his face full.

If you have to travel, then take him with you. He loves to travel and hates being left by himself.

Doesn't matter if you're leaving him with the others. He wants to go with you.

Sometimes he'll sit directly on top of you or pressed against you.

You have no personal space.

If you don't like physical affection, let him down gently please.

He doesn't want to be the cause of your discomfort, so tell him in the most fragile way possible

With that being said, he will use his face to get out of trouble

Quickly turning into his animal form and acting cute so you won't be angry

If that doesn't work, then he's dipping

I'm talking hightailing it out the room and into the backyard

You won't see him until dinner or it's bedtime

Speaking of bedtime, he wants you to tuck him in

So please do it. Give him a kiss on each cheek and then one on his forehead and he'll be good to go.

DON'T TUCK THE BLANKET IN

It makes him feel trapped and like he's in a cage.

Makes him more likely to have nightmares, too.

Felix (Ginger Cat)

Felix is also, unfortunately, considered a defect.

His fur is a golden orange color with lighter stripes.

His eyes look green in the sun, but they're amber.

His "defect" is also from his human form.

His hair is blond like the strips, so his ears stick out. His freckles are also, unfortunately, considered a "flaw."

Most people think when a cat rubs its head against you, it's a sign of affection, which it is, but it's also them marking their territory.

They're scenting you and showing ownership over you.

It's how cats show pride in their belongings :)

If you let him out of the house to hunt, he will return with "food" for you.

He doesn't really think much of it. It's just his cat's side telling you you're family.

I guarantee you'll walk in on Felix either biting the shit out of a toy or him chasing Hyunjin around the room.

Did you know that cats knead because of their early days of nursing?

Kittens would knead at their mothers to encourage milk production. Adult cats knead to show content or to calm down.

Think of it as Felix feeling safe with you.

Felix is the definition of "If I fits, I sits"

If you're curled up on the couch, then he's curled up in the space behind your knees and thighs.

Small spaces make cats feel safe, so be sure to give Felix spots to hide in.

It helps with his natural instinct to ambush.

If Felix stares at you with thin pupils, try not to stare back.

It's his inner cat on high alert, and it could take that as you threatening him.

Meanwhile, slow blinks are kitty kisses.

If you slowly blink back at Felix, he'll do it repeatedly if he's in cat form. If he's in human form, he'll latch onto you and give you cuddles.

If Felix's nightly zoomies irritate you, feed him before you go to bed, make sure he tires himself out before bed, or get him a food puzzle.

Nightly zoomies are leftover energy mixed with their instinct to hunt during the night.

Airplane ears!

If Felix's ears are just sitting up, then he's listening to his surroundings. If his ears are flicking around, then he's agitated or dealing with anxiety.

Either peacefully help him or leave him alone. If he's in cat form, then leave him alone. He'll come to you if he wants to.

Felix knocks things over only when he is bored, as other cats do. It fascinates him to see things topple over. If you want Felix to stop, find a way to entertain him.

When he flops onto your things, it's him scenting your stuff to show you're his and a sign he wants attention.

When the tip of Felix's tail twitches it can mean he's curious or he's hunting. It'll go away when he calms down.

Seungmin (Golden Retriever)

Golden Retriever

A sassy, playful ball of golden fur. He needs frequent exercise and sheds a lot.

Unlike your stereotypical golden retriever, Seungmin's fur is more soft wheat than golden yellow.

His floppy ears blend with his hair when in human form.

Seungmin doesn't like to be left alone. He won't tell you to stay. He will follow you around.

Seungmin doesn't actively seek out strangers. If someone tries to pet him, then he'll move away.

He also doesn't jump on people and hates when others jump on him.

He's not as social as your average Golden Puppy.

I recommend having a big yard for him to run around if you don't have one for the bigger animals.

Please make sure you feed him the proper amounts. He won't hesitate to raid the fridge if he's hungry.

When he grabs things with his mouth, he's extremely careful.

Softly grabbing your arms or a book to move it out of the way.

He'll share his food with you if you beg enough. He won't actively go out of his way to feed you unless you're ill.

If he's being "Destructive" it's because he isn't stimulated enough.

He needs more mental and physical exercise.

He doesn't have separation anxiety unless you decide to give him a terrible backstory on how you found him.

Otherwise, he's pretty confident that you'll come back home.

If something comes up, you'll communicate the issue and a general idea of when you might be home.

If you don't, he'll be pissed.

It's like breaking a pinky promise. Don't do that.

He'll bop you in the face

Jeongin (Fennec Fox)

Fennec Fox

He's got big ass ears and they grow to accommodate his head in human form (Minho thinks it's hilarious)

He's got a cream color hair with white streaks in them

You can barely see the streaks, but the others tell you they're there

He's such a smart cookie until he gets in his animal form.

Then it's like he lost all brain cells except one. That 1 brain cell alternates between Hyunjin, Changbin, and Jeongin. Occasionally, Jisung will get it.

He kind of just rolls around

He's just there, chilling in the silence or the chaos

In animal form, he'll curl up on your lap or on the bed

If you're in an office, pull up a chair next to you and he'll lay in that instead

He may think you're mad at him, but just giving him rubs or head pats and he's good

He's kind of like a cat

You have to gage his moods

If he doesn't want to be touched, he'll look at you as you touch him like the picture on the left

Just "Mittens off, human" paws crossed and everything

Buy him clothes for his animal form. PLEASE

He loves them

Go to Pinterest or something and look up fennec fox in clothes or something and it's so flipping cute

You know that dolphin screech Jeongin does? That but in animal form...

The picture on the right for the header of this post?

That's him when he has too much energy, but no thoughts to put into action

As a human, he's like your average Jeongin, but with big ass fluffy ears and tail.

Sometimes he knocks stuff over with his tail and he's so sorry

After something crashed, you can hear him whine in the kitchen from your bedroom

The others don't tease him as much as they could because they know he's genuinely sad about it

Not insecure, but definitely annoyed with himself for messing something up again

Reassure him please.

Don't make it too obvious because then he'll shut down and tune you out

Not intentionally, it's just his brain's self defense.

It doesn't want to be reminded of his mistakes.

It's the main reason why he likes staying in his animal form.

This was fun

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phan3145 · 7 months ago

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Title: Slippery Slope. Fandom: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Rating: T. ( Cursing, Implications, Intensity) Pairing: Eventual Noa x Human!Reader.

***Notes: Sorry I haven’t updated in a hot minute everyone. Life has been kicking my butt as well as my husband’s. We had to prioritize, and then afterward I didn’t feel like writing. Not promising regular updates again, but I am consistently working on this. As always, thank you for your support and kind comments. I love you all.

Chapter 13: Not the First

You

You had gone to bed last night, stomach burning and body restless from the day that had transpired. The only comfort had been that Micheal apparently did not care about Anaya’s scent all over you the way the apes cared about his. He had snuggled in close to you as you laid there, thinking about how you would handle the balancing act between the two- no three, species moving forward. Anaya accepted Micheal, at least he stopped trying to kill him once he knew you cared about him. If Noa knew you cared about Micheal, maybe he would also leave him alone? Maybe, he could understand you caring about another animal? He cared about you, didn’t he? At least a little bit. Certainly enough to come talk to you after a fight.

That had caused you to toss and turn even more, not really knowing why Noa had shown up. Maybe he had still been angry, but seeing the situation with you and Anaya had distracted him enough to let it go temporarily. You could only imagine what you had looked like, the definition of sheer panic coming to mind. Noa had always been attentive to your feelings…he probably did push his anger to the side when he saw you were scared. You believed he did anyway, that was just the way he was. Caring, patient, and understanding to a fault.

That thought only served to remind you that the next morning you needed to face him. You needed to apologize for hitting him, maybe talk about the future between you and the clan. You were obviously putting him in a tight spot with the elders. That’s not even speaking about the rock and hard place you were placing Anaya in by having him keep your secret. The elders expected you to show yourself…you had no idea how you would manage that either. If Soona, Anaya, and Noa were there with you, then you should have no trouble feeling safe, but there was something else that made you shudder at the thought. You had this feeling you would be losing something, this small peace you found with your three ape friends. That small, fragile peace built on mutual respect and trust.

You had scoffed at that. Today was an example of how easily trust could be broken, but also re-built. In all fairness, the apes never really expected much from you. Noa even took great pains to make it clear to you that you could always say no. If they asked you to do something you didn’t want to, they wouldn’t force you…but this Caesar Council was a different animal all together. Anaya wanted you to be a part of it, which meant you would be a part of the clan…even if it was indirectly. Either way, it changed things. Anaya said Noa had created new laws, and this council was one of them. That would need to be something you discussed with Noa down the road…probably not tomorrow.

You had almost rambled yourself to sleep at that point, when your eyes had flown open wide and you realized you never decided when you would meet Noa at the rock. Anaya had simply said he would show him where it was. You had groaned and snuggled in deeper under your blanket, knowing you had an early start the next morning.

So here you were, sunbathing on your chunk of safety in the middle of the creek. You were soaking wet from your swim, making sure to scrub away Micheal’s scent as you made your way to your rock. Thankfully, you had sense enough to wear a dirty top that needed to be washed anyway, as well as your singular pair of shorts your reserved for the extreme heats of summer. This summer had not been too bad so far, but today the garment served a new purpose of keeping your modesty while you swam. You would not be caught naked in front of Noa like you had with Anaya. You knew he hadn’t seen anything of course, but you still were not going to repeat your actions and risk the possibility of Noa seeing you naked.

You rubbed at your eyes, a yawn sneaking up on you as you became more comfortable. You were sure Noa didn’t care about your body anymore than Anaya did, but it was the principle of the matter. Humans and their pride…not that you had much to begin with. Still, you clung to the slivers you did have.

You had just fully settled in, sleep creeping along the edges of your consciousness, the early morning sun warming you perfectly, when you heard the hoots of apes. You stretched, turning your head to glance to your right, but did not see hide nor hair of Noa or Anaya. This confused you at first. Did you imagine the noise? You closed your eyes again, only to have them fly open when you heard it again. This time, it was to your left…on the other side of the creek.

You froze for a moment, daring to turn your head at a snails pace to your left. The noises were clearer now. While you were sure they were chimpanzee hoots, they definitely did not sound like gorilla noises, you were still uneasy. Once your head was fully turned, you were surprised to still hear the noises, but see nothing on the other side of the creek.

You sat up slowly, hesitantly, confusion spiking as you looked left, then right once more. Nothing. You pushed yourself up onto your knees, frantically searching for the source of the sounds. You swiveled around on the dry stone, turning in a full circle as your eyes desperately scanned for something that simply wasn’t there. Were you going crazy? You swore you could hear ape noises. You stopped, closing your eyes and listening more intently.

There!

It was coming from your left, as you originally thought, but no matter how hard you looked, you could not see anyone approaching. The tree line was clear up and down stream. Still, you heard the noises, and the longer you heard them, the more pitiful they sounded. Was someone in pain? Were they hurt? What if they were calling for help? You rose into a standing position, practically on tip-toe, blocking the sun from your eyes with your hands in an attempt to see better.

Finally, you spotted the smallest of movements along the bank. It seemed it was just a baby chimpanzee, crouched down on the edge of the creek among the bushes. You felt your lips turn down into a frown, the scared looking chimp tugging at your heartstrings. How did they get here? Why were they all alone? You opened your mouth to call out to them, but immediately stopped yourself, dropping back down to plaster yourself flat against the rock.

No baby would be left alone like this.

You suddenly felt very exposed, creeping yourself back to the edge of the rock before quietly lowering your body back into the water. You stayed behind the rock, on the opposite side of the chimp, who did not seem to be aware of your presence at all. You peaked around the edge, wanting to keep an eye out, but not wanting to be seen. You couldn’t leave the baby alone, but you were still wary to approach them, lest an angry mother burst through the clearing and see you as a threat.

You waited silently, patiently. After a few more minutes of the chimp hooting and no one coming, you heard the noises change. It sounded like- were they…crying? Could apes cry? You floated there, transfixed by the tiny chimp, who curled its arms around itself and sat there sobbing. You fought the urge to reveal yourself, but in the end your heart overruled your head. The chimp was just a baby, you couldn’t leave them there alone and scared.

You carefully maneuvered around the rock, making your way towards the sobbing baby on the bank. You stopped when you felt muddy earth between your toes, water still up to your chest. You called out softly, so as not to scare them, “Do you need help? Are you lost?”

Your soft and careful voice did nothing to soothe the chimp, who jumped back from the edge and started screeching louder. You winced, muscles tensing and nerves screaming at you to swim away and leave. Something in your brain decided against that though, your hands coming up from the water to quickly sign, Friend. No hurt. Safe. Need help?

The baby went silent before you even signed the question, staring at you as if you suddenly became the most fascinating thing they had ever seen. You watched their eyes dart from your hands, to your eyes, to your body in the water, and back to your hands. You repeated the four phrases, wondering if they understood sign yet or if they were too young. Then, after another moment of intense staring, they raised their hand. It was hesitant, but they signed, Alone. Help. Afraid.

You swallowed, “Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Another moment of hesitation, then a nod and a signed, Yes.

“Okay,” you took a deep breath. “I’m going to come to you. I’m going to walk up to the bank and sit with you. Alright?”

They nodded again.

You returned the nod, slowly walking up the incline until you made it to the edge. The baby did not seem to realize how big you were, head tilting back as you continued to approach. When they could no longer lean back they scrambled to their feet, crouched on all fours before backing up a few steps. You couldn’t blame them, Micheal was easily twice their size. You ran a hand through your wet hair, body slipping down into a sitting position before you crossed your legs. You didn’t want to frighten them anymore than you already had, so you sat and waited. After a moment or two the chimp made their way to you, knuckles brushing against your exposed thigh. They flinched back immediately, as if you would strike at them like a cobra. You let out a breath, trying to smile as you signed, Friend. Safe. Protect.

The furrowed brows and downturned mouth of the chimp eased into something more neutral, more curious, as they decided to climb into your lap. You fought the intense urge to lock up and stiffen your muscles in preparation for an attack. You tried instead to think of the baby as if they were Micheal. They were more open than him though, pinching and pulling at your wet clothes in fascination. That didn’t hold their attention for long though, as they poked at the meat of your upper arms. That forced a giggle out of you, watching them get closer and continue to poke the exposed flesh.

You bit your lip in concentration then, fighting off more laughter, “Do you know where your parents are?”

The chimp paused only long enough to shake their head.

You blew air out of your mouth then in a slow exhale, “Do you have a name?”

The chimp paused, making a gesture over and over that you did not understand. You shook your head, trying to explain that you did not understand. The chimp pouted, opening up their mouth suddenly in a widely comical elongated fashion. You heard a few intakes of air before they huffed and screeched, “E…E…E.”

The loud noise was shrill against your ears. You winced slightly, holding up the hand they weren’t clutching onto, “Okay, okay, easy there. Don’t strain yourself. You can’t talk yet, that’s okay. E is good enough for me.”

E nodded once, puffing their cheeks, before they continued to poke and jab at your arm. You became increasingly confused, watching them and trying to parcel out the reason. Then, they noticed the fascination in their gaze as they dragged a finger down your arm in a slow push. You saw your skin lighten in color from the pressure before darkening again, and you smiled. The color change was something they had probably never seen in an ape before. You let them play to their hearts content, so focused on them that you had lost track of your surroundings.

Then someone called your name.

You snapped your head up, finding Soona standing a few feet in front of you, an unfamiliar Eagle perched on her arm. You breathed a sigh of relief as she began to screech and hoot in delight, “You…found her.”

“Her?” You parroted.

Soona pointed to chimp in your arms, who seemed happier, but reluctant to leave your side. The Eagle on Soona’s arm was given a signal and quickly flew away as she explained, “Wandered off…have been searching…long time.”

Your brow furrowed at that, “Wandered off? Your village is far from here, how did she get this far by herself?”

Soona shook her head, trudging over towards you and practically falling down next to you. She seemed exhausted. “Not from…village…from group of…younglings…upstream.”

Soona held out a hand, which the smaller ape happily grasped a finger of. When Soona reached for her though, E gave a small shout of protest before moving to the opposite side of your body. Soona looked surprised, the young ape becoming fascinated now with your wet, matted hair. She stood on two legs, leaning against your chest for balance as she pulled and tugged at the strands. You winced slightly, but chuckled good naturedly as you locked eyes with Soona.

She broke eye contact for a moment, gaze turning towards the empty forest off to the side. Before you could ask if something was wrong, her attention was back on you, head tilting slightly as she asked, “You are…better…than yesterday?”

You shrugged a shoulder, catching E starting to braid the pieces of your hair that were almost dry. “I guess. I hope you know that I never meant to offend you, or your clan. I’m sorry if you were expecting me and I never showed. I just wasn’t…prepared to see your village.”

Soona hummed, “Noa…should have told you…should have told us…sooner…I am…sorry…that apes have not…always been kind…to you.”

E tilted her head up then, her question obvious though she could not voice it. You shook your head, “There’s nothing for you to be sorry about. It wasn’t you who was un-kind to me. You, Anaya, and Noa have been nothing but kind to me…for the most part.”

“You are…still angry…with Noa?” Soona asked carefully.

You puffed out a long breath, thinking, snickering as E did her best to mimic your noise. You pulled more hair from your back to your front, noticing she enjoyed braiding. You hoped it would keep her distracted from the conversation, “Can anyone truly stay mad at Noa?”

Soona seemed to brighten at this, but chose to remain silent as you continued, “I understand why he did what he did. I don’t like it, but I understand it. The real problem that day…well…it’s just…. I know there are barriers between our species. It’s more than just speech, and I…I mean, these problems probably have carried over from hundreds of years of differences. You three have been great, but the part that upsets me is that Noa seems to choose to ignore the fact that apes and humans don’t normally co-exist peacefully. We do, but I’ve also experienced the other end of the spectrum between our species. And Noa just…”

Soona hummed, “Think he…does not see…the differences…in you…but you cannot help…but see them…in us.”

You hesitated, but ultimately nodded in agreement. “I don’t hold being apes against you or your clan, I just…wish he understood what it feels like. To not know if you can trust the person- ape, next to you. To not know if they are going to turn on you, betray you, or even hurt you.”

E, who you assumed had been distracted by her task, stopped immediately. She looked up at you then, a soft coo leaving her as she patted your shoulder. You snorted, using a single finger to mirror her actions. She hooted in clear amusement, leaning her head into your shoulder, rubbing her face against you before sliding down into your lap. She seemed tired now, curling into your side and closing her eyes. You felt a smile slowly creep onto your face, carefully using two fingers to stroke the top of the chimp’s head. She snuggled in closer then, gripping tightly onto your shirt as tears threatened your vision and you thought your heart was actually going to explode.

Get a grip.

Your hormones must be crazy right now. At least, that’s what you told yourself, as you brushed a hand along the loose braids along your shoulder. Soona, as she tends to do, had remained quiet during this exchange. She studied you, noticing how emotional you had become, scenting the air quietly before admitting, “Noa does know…what it is like…to be betrayed.”

This surprised you, your attention quickly brought back to the present conversation. Your eyebrows rose, curiosity peaked as you asked, “By a fellow ape?”

Soona shook her head, causing confusion to drown your mind until she spoke, “By a…Echo…you are not the first…that could speak…that Noa has met.”

You felt your jaw go slack, trying to contain your excitement as you asked, “There are other humans around who can speak?”

“There was one,” Soona answered, lips pursed as she noted your disappointment. “We do not know…where she went…left five seasons ago…have not seen her since…her name was…Mae.”

You nodded, urging Soona to continue, “What happened with Mae? You said she…betrayed Noa? How?”

Soona sighed, “We do not…normally speak of her…she was a source…of much pain and…confusion for Noa…think…you should know.”

You waited, allowing Soona to collect her thoughts. “There was ape…Proximus…he was king of apes…he searched for Mae…killed other humans that…were with her…wanted to get inside…a human vault…it held great weapons…that would make Proximus…more powerful.”

A shiver ran down your spine, remembering the ape Sylva that Anaya had spoken of. He never mentioned this Proximus ape though. Wanting a better idea of the situation you asked, “Who was Sylva to Proximus?”

Soona seemed completely surprised you knew that name, but nevertheless answered, “Sylva was…his General…not sure if that is an ape word…or a human word.”

You swallowed, “It’s human…Proximus seems to have already been an advanced ape.”

Soona curled more into herself then, “He was….we all were afraid…if not for Noa…and Mae…Eagle Clan would not…be here.”

“Proximus ordered your clan to be stolen, and Sylva carried out his orders.” You connected the dots then, “What happened to Proximus?”

“Noa stopped him,” Soona answered without hesitation.

This surprised you. You were aware that Noa killed Sylva, but Proximus as well? Noa did not seem like he was violent, or capable of such great strengths. You assumed he had killed Sylva, a gorilla, by outsmarting him…but Proximus? How? Was Noa secretly more dangerous than you gave him credit for?

Soona grunted then, pulling you out of your thoughts, “Noa says…Mae hid from Proximus…in our village…Noa accidentally…lead them to us…the entire clan was taken…Noa tracked us…for many days…Mae followed…Noa did not know she could speak…until she called his name…Sylva was close…she was scared…she chose Noa as…lesser of the two apes…to fear.”

“So, she lied.” You offered, “Noa was betrayed by her traveling with him but he didn’t know she could speak, or that Proximus was hunting her.”

Soona nodded, “More than that…when Noa and Mae…were taken to Proximus…he learned she shared…the same goal…as Proximus…she wanted to…get inside…get a book…that could help humans…learn to speak…again.”

“That…” you hesitated. You wondered how much to say. A book could not bring back human’s ability to speak. You either were immune or you were not…unless there was a record of some sort. Maybe a cure…a vaccine? Had humans halfway across the world developed their salvation but been unable to share it with anyone outside the vault?

You remembered your vault constantly sending out a signal using the available satellites orbiting Earth, but they never received a response. So much had been lost to time…and if there had been a cure all along? You swallowed the bile in your throat at the thought of how many millions died over time who couldn’t even speak.

You shook your head, “That sounds incredible. Did she find what she was looking for?”

Soona nodded, “Noa helped…we helped her…but she…did not help the clan.”

You tilted your head, “What do you mean?”

Soona huffed, clearly agitated, “The reason…we do not…speak of her…she flooded Proximus’ kingdom…killed many apes…in the process…then ran away.”

“I’m sorry…” It was the only thing you could think to say as silence engulfed the both of you.

“Noa…” Soona began, attention once again towards the forest at your backs. You waited, brows raised as Soona turned back to you. “Noa was…different…after meeting Mae…is different…with you…now.”

Something about that sentence sent chills down your spine. There was many implications, and you chose to ask the most obvious of them, “Does Noa think I’ll turn out to be like Mae? That I’ll betray him? Hurt him or the clan? Is that why he’s always watching me, always careful around me?”

Soona shook her head, “Noa knows…you are not like Mae…you are…what he wished…Mae was…wants to make sure…he does not become….like Mae…to you.”

You sighed, running a hand through your hair, “I…I threw a rock at him yesterday. I made a mistake…I already hurt him. He shouldn’t think that I’m not like her…I could be. I’m human after all.”

“Human…” Soona began, hand coming to rest on your shoulder. “Does not mean bad…ape…does not mean good…Noa says…wants others to learn…we are better…stronger…good and bad…together…more alike…than either side…wants to speak of.”

Still cradling the sleeping E in your lap, you leaned your body into Soona’s, head coming to rest between her neck and her shoulder. Her hand slid from your shoulder to the back of your head, leaning in to return your half-hug as well. She patted your head a few times as you sighed, “Thank you, Soona.”

There was silence, peaceful this time. E breathed heavily in your lap from sleep, and the creek next to you trickled soothingly while the sun climbed higher in the sky. You took a deep breath, feeling more prepared to speak to Noa than you had been before. There was a distinct crack sound behind you, causing both you and Soona to turn.

You saw some leaves fall from a tree not to far back, but couldn’t make out anything more than that. You thought you saw movement for a moment, shielding your eyes with your hand once more, when Soona’s Eagle tore through the canopy and landed next to her on the ground. She stood too quickly then for your liking, looking upstream before turning back to you.

Her eyes were pleading, almost desperate as she said, “Do not…be scared…do not run.”

You were confused, until you heard the litter patter of many feet moving towards you. You leaned your body to see past Soona, body tensing and breath freezing at what you saw. Many apes, children from the looks of it, were running down stream towards the both of you. You suddenly did not want to be on the ground.

You carefully scooped E from your lap, holding her close to your chest as you practically leapt to your feet. Whether from being moved or the sudden frantic beat of your heart, E woke with a start. She began to hoot and squirm in your arms. You clutched her tighter to you, feeling your breathing become labored, taking a step or two back in fear. You didn’t get much further, Soona’s arm coming up to hold your arm.

You jerked towards her with frantic eyes. Hers were still calm, concerned as she tried to comfort you. “I am…here…trust.”

As the apes came closer, you swallowed hard, nodding a few times before taking a step closer, behind her. She hummed, screeching at the apes a few moments later. They came skidding to a stop in front of you, all of them transfixed, as if they had never seen a human before. You reasoned, that perhaps they hadn’t. You tried to take deep, discreet breaths to calm your nerves. None of them were taller than your waist, but the thought of so many surrounding you still made you nervous.

Suddenly, the biggest of the bunch stepped forward, sniffing at your feet for a moment before glancing up to meet your gaze. His held tilted in confusion as he demanded in a voice that sounded much younger than he looked, “Why does Eden…get to be carried…by the Echo?”

#kingdom of the planet of the apes #kotpota #planet of the apes #pota #noa #noa x reader #noa pota #fanfiction #noa kotpota #kotpota noa #kotpota soona #soona pota #soona #anaya pota #kotpota anaya #Slippery Slope series #noa planet of the apes #planet of the apes x reader

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domreader-headcannon-scenarios · 1 year ago

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Kinktober day 28, Merpeople: Undertaker

Cw: nudity, perverse behavior, no sexual content

You had only intended to go skinny dipping at sunset for fun, it was a quiet cove secluded with a hidden path to get there. You felt safe here and come often so of course you’re used to it by now, the birds and animals, you’re familiar with them!

You were half sunbathing, half letting the waves lap at you, but to your surprise…

“Hehehe…haven’t seen a human in a while!”

You panic and slip into the water, your clothes are too far away to put on before whoever it is gets close, they sounded almost like they were next to you. Once in the water you look around the shore but see no one. You pause and search the water…that was a voice, right?

Suddenly your grabbed by the leg and to your surprise something brushed against your legs. You shriek in surprise and try to kick what felt kind of like…a hand?

“Creep! Let go!”

You shout realizing someone is messing with you. While you wait for them to surface, you’re surprised that they…wait so long. You eventually hear a small disturbance in the water, a man with green eyes and silver hair raises just his head and shoulders out of the water.

“Haha…sorry! I couldn’t resist! You looked so cute jumping like that!” He laughs as he swims around you. He makes a point of keeping his lower half submerged. “What is a beauty like you doing out here? Not even the dead can hear you out here!”

He laughs at his own joke before diving back down, you see…he’s a merman, his tail smacks the water as he dives and circles you. You pause and realize.

He can most definitely see your naked body clearly right now.

You quickly cover yourself and begin swimming towards shore. The merman playfully bumps you from under you, lifting you basically onto his back.

“Hey don’t leave, we can have fun!” He says as he flips over and places you in his stomach as he floats ontop of the water, your weight supported by him. “Don’t be embarrassed, you see me wearing clothes?”

He laughs out and smiles widely to you. You cover yourself and he politely looks away and you hear his tail splash, suddenly your flipped so he’s holding you in his arms and dives under water.

You don’t have time to process what just happened before your suddenly pushed onto a sand like on the shore, safely out of the water.

Looking you can see the merman’s silver scales, they look gorgeous…he seems happy that you’re giving him attention even if it’s not verbal. You quickly get up and get dressed, the merman slowly retreats back into the water, but stays close as if hoping you’ll stay.

“Are you…leaving?”

He sounds almost disappointed…

“Yeah, uh…I’ve been out for a bit I should head back…what’s your name?”

He tilts his head at your question. “If I tell you, will you visit again?” He ask, eyes watching you intently. You hesitate but nod.

“Just call me Undertaker. I’ll be here all day and night…”

He submerges back in the water with a loud splash.

Tagging: @lost-in-time-wanderer, @anxious-chick

#mermen #mermaid #slight nsft #undertaker x reader #black butler undertaker #kinktober 23 #kinktober

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daisyofwaterdeep · 11 months ago

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Ok, I saw your thing about Gale but you forgot something: Tara!

This tressym wants Gale to find a nice person who loves him; Tara would absolutely notice your interest and affection for her human and would 100% be your wingman (regardless of if you asked her to).

WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE AND YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT....imagine just like...striking up a friendship with this cool tressym that hangs around Waterdeep. After seeing her around for awhile, sunbathing on various balconies or chasing birds, you splurge and buy a potion of animal speaking. The two of you end up chatting and really hitting it off. Maybe she even invites you to her home, and you, Tara, and Morena start having afternoon tea together. and from there, you start falling in love with this man you've never even met, just from the stories the two of them share with you.

And maybe you help Morena tidy up Gale's tower (with Tara's supervision of course) and fall even further in love with the small things that hint at what sort of man Gale is. Dog-eared pages in well-worn books, little notes left in the margins. Sweets tucked away in desk drawers. Music sheets, alchemical scribblings, to-do lists, doodles. They all paint a picture of this man, and you can't help but imagine what he's really like.

Morena and Tara love Gale and love talking about him, and they definitely notice how starry-eyed you get when he's brought up.

When Gale returns to Waterdeep, you try hard to not be smitten. You would have been over the moon with anyone that walked through the door at this point, but when you see just how handsome he is, your brain nearly shuts down. He's just as clever as his notes had led you to believe, but he's also funny. And charming. And friendly, and kind, and quick-witted, and silly, and gods, you could smell the fading scent of him in his room, but in person it nearly makes you drunk.

You visit often, perhaps more often than before. A lot of times, you'll find that Morena and Tara tend to excuse themselves, leaving you and Gale alone to talk. Or Morena will ask you and Gale to run an errand together. Or Tara will perch on Gale's shoulder and prompt conversations, often about things you and Gale both share a passion for.

After another afternoon tea meeting with the four of you on the terrace, now turned two when Morena and Tara make vague excuses to leave, Gale laughs and shakes his head.

"Those two...surely at this point, they know we've caught on to their little scheme. I do hope it doesn't make you uncomfortable."

You think about playing dumb, but at this point, there's no denying Morena and Tara's less-than-subtle nudges. You laugh too, and promise you don't take any of it seriously.

"You don't?" Gale's eyes shine mischievously as he smiles, "A pity. I must admit, I've found myself to be quite swayed."

You know you must look insane with the way you flounder and stutter and backtrack, but Gale only laughs and places a hand over yours.

"Say, why don't we have dinner tonight, just the two of us?"

You accept quickly and wholeheartedly, and the both of you are pink-cheeked and grinning.

"A restaurant, Mr. Dekarios. Don't go taking such a lovely thing to one of those dingy taverns you frequent."

You both jump and turn to see Tara sitting on the balcony, head held high and tail thwipping happily side to side.

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I ADORE THIS #this straight up cured my gale-related brain block #my heart is so full and happy and warmmmm #daisy dabbles #asks

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piratesparrotdraconian · 4 months ago

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Hello there, fellow dragon! I saw your wanted some ask, so I have a question :3

What kind of dragonic being are you? What do you look like? What are facts about your dragonic identity? Anything and everything you feel comfortable sharing, I just love getting to know and interact with fellow dragonic beings

so i'm monokin, but i would classify myself in several ways. i haven't seen many dragons like me in mythology and fiction but the closest (still inaccurate) depiction would be like a rainwing-seawing hybrid from WoF.

I'm pretty sure I'm an eldritch being. I kind of resonate with having a mind far too... too much for a human to understand. not to the point of killing them from mind corruption but yeah. I'm tropical. I would spend most of my time in shallow water, near the coast, in the forest, or in the sky above green mountains. my diet would be omnivorous, as I would eat various different things in the ocean (including seaweed and animals, which makes me uncomfortable, but since I'm sapient I think I would make the conscious choice to eat carrion as to avoid killing creatures).

I'd also probably get my hydration from green coconut water and would survive on a lot of low sugar, high vitamin C and/or high electrolyte fruits. I could possibly eat cactus and fungus.

I don't breathe fire or anything and don't have (m)any magical powers. I like sunbathing.

what I look like is still sort of unknown. when I try to imagine my face, it looks almost distorted to my human mind, like it's covered in shadows even when it's bright and sunny. but in general, I am dominantly light blue and scaly, and I have a mane of (most likely) red feathers. I have a beak (light blue) and no teeth at all. three (brown?) eyes, four horns, two of which go straight, slightly curved back, and the other slightly lower two are like ram horns... I think. idk!

I have fish and mer-like fins, with a tail that has a little fin or webs at the end. I also have webbed claws and an opposable thumb on my two front feet/hands. I also might have some yellow, darker blue, green, purple, and white coloring but idk. my scales might look moist and iridescent but idk. I have six limbs (four legs, two wings) and stand at about seven feet tall (short). my wings most likely look reminiscent of bird wings.

I think I can speak in a human way, either physically or telepathically or both idk, and my voice is androgynous, maybe on the fem side? but I am a male dragon. my less human noises might resemble whales, birds, and HoTD/GoT dragon roars. I'm more of a social dragon than most.

as for the way my identity manifests in me, I see myself (spiritually) as a dragon inhabiting a human vessel just to rediscover myself, as I am immortal and/or long lived and get bored of knowing myself. I have several posts that go into more detail, but this is a summary of everything together. ty for asking.

#ask #send asks #alterhuman #nonhuman #dragonkin #otherkin #transspecies #theriomythic #alterhumanity #otherkinity #nonhumanity #not human #draconic community

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corpsemo · 3 months ago

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i've only been following you for a little while but i'm so so sorry to hear about your cat. i had to put down my 19yo girl last year after renal finally caught up to her. it felt the same, like time wasn't on our side. i couldn't remember a time without her and certainly couldn't imagine a future without my best friend

in her last few days, and for a while after, i also wondered what more i could've done for her. i was working a lot, and so much of our lives together were spend in hardship. but i know now that animals have no concept of someone 'not doing enough'- if you love them, it's enough. if you feed, house, and hold them, it's enough. i have no doubt from your post that your girl knows you and your family love her

i apologize if this is unwarranted at all, i just want to say you're not alone

i hope our girls sunbathe together for eternity

Thank you for comforting words. They come just in time. I'm sorry to hear about your pet! They are truly family to us humans. The hard part for me, personally, is that I can't explain her why I can't help her to feel healthy again. Kills me that I don't know what's going on in her mind or how she truly feels. I just have to watch her detoriate to the point it is reasonable to put her down. And even though that decision will be at her best interest to spare her from unnecessary suffering, I'm in the conflict with myself for having to be the one that eventuslly decides it. I think it's valid to feel this way right now but I'll do what's best for her. Thanks again and stay safe!

#tw death

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ciderfanfic · 1 year ago

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[One Piece x Reader Series] We got a mommy on the ship

Part 1: Beloved Sister - Reader x Luffy

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Whenever Luffy lost his memories or had them back, there was always an important place in his heart for the witch. Bothering (y/n) with hugs had been a habit, regardless of filling energy or simply the small captain just wanted to be in his sister's embrace.

(Y/n) was Luffy's adopted sister although she's more like a mother since she took him under her wings. The straw hat boy wasn't the type to think complicatedly, he spent his childhood time with her, enjoying her nurture and spoils. It's not an overstatement to say the witch knew him better than he knew himself. However, Luffy did not know much about (y/n) apart from anything she showed him. But she told him not to worry, just always be carefree and joyful as he already is. The straw hat boy had yet to disobey her when she gave him advice, he liked her because she would help him relax, played with him and made his favorite food. In Luffy's mind, (y/n) was a good person, very very good despite how many times she told him she was not.

It's hard to blame him, the witch had raised him since he was 6, more than the hard time he'd spent with Garp or the short time he lived with Ace and Sabo. (Y/n) also saved him many times because of the condition of his body aside from the fact that she was literally his guardian, it's her duty to keep him from danger.

Luffy loved the witch with all his mind and heart that it would be uncomfortable to keep distant from her - due to lack of energy or he just couldn't bear to be away from her.

Everytime (y/n) and Luffy appeared together, it was no surprise to see the rubber boy clung to the witch like a koala. No matter if she was in human form or black cat form, Luffy just loved hugging her although the cat form was smaller and easily handled, bonus fluffy.

(Y/n) disliked the sun, everybody knew that but Luffy always insisted on pulling her to sunbathe with him on the lion head of Sunny. The witch was unwilling but how could she say no to those bright cute puppy eyes, so she let him hug her waist and rested his head on her chest while both of them enjoyed the warmth of the big fire ball up in the sky. Out of sudden, Luffy blinked and stared at the witch, he smiled widely "Shishishi, I like (y/n) alot."

"I adore thee as well, kid." The witch couldn't help but smile, patting the captain's head.

"I like you this big!" Luffy spread both of his arms widely like he wanted to hug the sky.

"Then I adore thee this little." (Y/n) pointed at the position of her heart "Because thou art mi heart and it cannot compare to the sky."

Luffy's chest was knotted with happiness and pride, his familiar smile on the wanted poster appeared in his feature "You're cheating~ how can I reply to that?"

(Y/n) smirked, she brought her hands up to pinch both sides of Luffy's soft cheeks, gently pulled him close to her face "Then thou don't have to. Besides, I don't play fair, little one."

The sudden drop in her tone made it sound hoarse and attractive surprised Luffy. He was not prepared for that, now his face was all red like a tomato. He confusingly tried to get away from her claws on his cheeks for keeping him so close and caused his heart to beat so fast. (Y/n) snickered but decided not to tease the small captain anymore and let go of him. Then she transformed into her black cat self and jumped down from the lion head "See thee at lunch, little one."

With that the witch left, leaving a very embarrassed and intrigued Luffy who was rolling on his favorite spot of Sunny.

The straw hat boy knew (y/n) was a gentle, caring and funny sister. He also knew she was a fierce and strong fighter but never he saw this side of her, an attractive and dominant woman. A smirking and hoarse voice (y/n) was not healthy for Luffy's heart but he didn't seem to mind. If anything he was even more thrilled! He would like to be in her embrace for more experience!

#one piece x reader #monkey d. luffy #luffy x reader #female boss

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maria-ruta · 1 year ago

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22. and 49. for all three! :D

I just DID NOT have time to sit and properly answer this, bc its such a big question for many characters! but today my classes are dismissed due to the storm so HERE WE GO

Ronya, Blueberry and Veronica!

22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

Ronya - I'd say it was magic. Not like most people can do it but lot of people in fantasy setting can though. But throughout the game she had to put up with a lot of magical stuff and got involved too so she got used to... But something more mundane? I'd say getting to dentist or getting teeth removed or see others getting teeth removed or seeing removed teeth - puts her in big unease. That's because after Nabassu demon killed eveyone in her village, it was bringing her ripped out goblin teeth as a gift for some time, when she was sleeping. I think she still has trigger for that kind of thing

Blueberry - some kind of serious fancy dinners/tea parties where you have to be all polite, good manners etc make his stomach curl and sweat nervously. He remembers all kind of fancy danning he had to attend when he still was part of lumeris society and how many times he failed them missarably or just sat there silently, prettending he's not there. He is also bad at negotiating (even though now he has to do it sometimes)

Veronica - I have troubles thinking of something specific - it is a complex and interesting question... but its hard for me to think of anything

okay lets say - sunbathing ahahaha lol. but thats what HUMANS can easily do

I'm trying to think of something that would be simple activity for most vampires but not for Veronica and hm... She has tabo on drinking blood from kids and teens, but not because she's scared of them of course. But because she is scared to hurt them. She strictly feeds only on adults. Acidentally drinking kid's blood can put her in frenzy state

49. Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

Ronya - No. hahaha

she would be like "urgh. I'm not eating that"

BUT if she specifically want to try to be polite

and she will not elaborate. X) (feat. bard Mao, character of my friend Kate, who knew the etiquette very well and was good at negotiations and such)

Blueberry - yeah he would, but he would look soooo missarable while doing so hahaha

like a pathetic kicked puppy

and if its some kind of fancy dinner too - oh well rip (look up the question and answer above lol)

Veronica - OHOHOHOO now thats an interesting topic to discuss! Overall - yes, Veronica is the type that would do that (also she's a people pleaser)

BUT! she is a vampire, and she doesn't have merit for eating food, like some of her vamp friends, like Charlie or Johny. So if she eats human food she will puke almost instantly (or would have to spend her blood energy to bear it). So she would avoid eating human food at any cost (she has so many made up excuses, from lying she has allergy or diet or recently visiting a dentist etc). BUT she doesn't find human food desgusting.. she still likes how it looks and smells - she just knows that its poisonos for her bc shes a vamp.

Though the question is specificall about eating something, that character finds disgusting - what could it be? In Veronica's case we are talking about blood. It's not a secret that packaged blood taste worse than FRESHHH one, but Veronica is used to drinking it from time to time, so she doesn't find it gross

What would she find gross and digusting though? The animal blood of course! She had to drink it few times I think, during her anarch phase, when she was traveling around usa - not only it tastes horrible, but she always felt bad for the animals too (to get at least one point of blood energy, vampire has to drink the whole animal's blood, obviously killing it)

So let's say Rene gave Veronica a mission to visit some other city and negotiate with some nosferatu from this city (Rene is the nosferatu with yellow crocodile eyes and crocodile scales, also he is the head of Veronica's coterie and in future he will become the prince of New Orleans, and Veronica's elysium is patronized by him too btw. He bought the building for it, and Veronica was renovating and furnituring it herself. I drew Rene here, here and here. He is also a character of my friend Kate haha)

And so Veronica comes to visit those nosferatus, and they offer her the best and most fresh rat blood they have (it's hard for nosferatu to hunt humans since they don't look too humane, and drinking animal blood is regular to most of them, since they also don't have as much problems with drinking it as other types of vampires).

This offer is also kind of a test to see how serious are Veronica's intention and aslo is a little bit of trolling bc it's fun to see if cute pretty toreador girl would do in such situation

But of course Veronica would accept the offer and drink it and even big chance that she would be able to hold a straight face during it (she isn't too worryied about it being poisonned or with something else bad added there because only an idiot would want to anger Rene tbh)

Veronica: mmm! such an interesting flavor too!

Nosferatu: of course! ^_^ we got those specimens just recently, from kindred who breeds them with a big blood lump growing on them! :D

Veronica: oh! how smart! very convinient "screaming inside her head"

Thank you for such great questions! here is a link to the whole questions list, in case anyone wanna ask more

#dnd #vtm #vampire the masquerade #toreador #SCUM AND VILLAINY #scifi #sci-fi #Ronya #bugbear #Blueberry #Veronica Sugar #my ocs #my art #ask #asks

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clumsiestgiantess · 1 year ago

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Part 9 of the poll story; you arrive at the park.

You pull into the parking lot to the large protected park; Ralyr is practically bouncing with excitement. Sliding your bag over to him, you motion for him to get in, but he shakes his head. “I trust you. Just hide me in a pocket until we get away from the other humans.”

You smile at him softly and nod; offering him your cupped hands. He hops in on all fours, curling up and settling in like a little animal. That is what Ralyr is, after all — a satyrian, technically — but still a little creature. You hide him by stuffing your hands in your large hoodie pocket. He wiggles around slightly as he readjusts, but otherwise he stays neatly within your palms.

It's enthralling; your hair stands on end. Ralyr's bare chest presses against you — tiny lungs expanding and shrinking against your fingers. At the same time, little padded paws the size of your fingertips press and shift and settle over your hands. It almost feels as if you have two seperate creatures in your pocket — one a tiny human, the other a small rat. Two things held very close together, but not possibly one thing. Pressing your finger lightly against his back to keep him from being jostled, you can feel the almost perfect cut between his leathery human skin and wiry fur.

Once you walk out to a trail and step a ways into the woods, you scoop Ralyr out of your pocket and let him off on the ground. In a split second, he leaps out of your hand and scampers away into the underbrush. Gone.

Briefly, you worry that he just ran away from you, but moments later, he comes bursting out of a bush beside you, startling you slightly. “This is amazing!” he shouts, “Come on! Let's go find a form!” He rushes down the path ahead of you, skittering along on four limbs instead of two like he used before. He's a lot faster now. “Wait for me!’ you call, rushing after him eagerly.

Both of you slow after a while. Ralyr trots along beside you. “I didn’t know you could walk on fours like that,” you tell him, glancing down at his little limbs racing over the trail below. “Isn't that tiring?” He chuckles, “Not at all! In fact, walking on two limbs is more tiring. However, it is more useful and dexterous to do so. So, I do.” Along the trail, Ralyr notices a snake sunbathing on a rock, and spots a fox darting into a hollow — eagerly taking note of each potential option, as well as the benefits that would come with each.

As you continue on down the trail, you begin to notice something strange. Up ahead, crossing the path, is a clearing of broken trees. Once you both come to it, you can see it’s very clearly a trail of sorts, splintered and broken through the forest. “What..? Did a storm come through here?” you ask, bewildered. “You would think,” Ralyr muses, “but it almost looks like something rather large walked through here… Hold on.”

The little being steps over to a tree and begins clambering up its side. “Where are you going?” you ask. He keeps climbing up, and you instinctively walk beneath the tree with your arms out to catch him if he falls. “I'm checking to see if- Aha! Yep, footprints. Just as I thought.” Ralyr scrambles halfway down the tree, then leaps onto your outstretched hands. As he does, a possum screeches from the same tree, scrambling away thinking it was caught. Ralyr watches it eagerly, hands twitching, but shakes himself off and turns back to you. “Thanks!” he says with a cheeky smile, sliding off your arm to the ground below. You follow him slightly off the trail and he points to a divot in the earth. It's shape is rounded – almost a perfect circle. It's unlike any animal track you've seen before. “I think it might be one of my own kind…” he says in awe, “but why in the world would they choose such a big form?” Ralyr glances back down the park trail, then back down the broken trail. “I'm itching to go get myself a new form, but… It's so rare to find another one of my kind just out in the wild like this. What do you think we should do?”

A) You think a fox would best suit his new form — fast and agile. “Let’s circle back after you get a new form. How about the fox?”

B) You think a snake would best suit his new form — easily hidden and tricky to catch. “Let’s circle back after you get a new form. How about the snake?”

C) You think a possum would best suit his new form — a similar yet bigger version of what he has now. “Let’s circle back after you get a new form. How about the possum?”

D) You’re curious about the destroyed trail. All these animals would always be here, but another satyrian? “Let’s see where these footprints go. We can get you a new form a bit later.”

#Back to the polls!#y’all have some big decisions to make #and I get to sit back and watch :)#until I start writing the continuation…#g/t #giant/tiny #poll story

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eyeslikewatercoolers · 1 year ago

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Catnip Culprit- black sheep au drabble

Here we go again with another drabble with some cute farm animals. This time with some fun barn kitties. Thank you to @lemyankajuiced for giving me this idea and brainstorming with me who would be the cats in this au.

“Do you think this plant is getting smaller?” Sasha asked out loud as she tilted the metal watering can into the planter.

“The catnip? Marcia never touches that stuff.” Kerri said from where she swept the patio rug. She bent slightly to pet the long-haired white cat that sunbathed on the swing bench.

“And the barn cats never come out to the house,” Sasha said as she glanced toward the large red barn. “Unless there’s a stray coming by around here.”

“Maybe Netra brought over a friend.” The younger woman said while she swept the dust and spare leaves into the dustpan.

Sasha poured the rest of the water into the metal water bowl, “As long as her friend is fixed,” she shrugged, her lips turning into a small smirk.

“You spoil that dog so much.” Kerri pointed out as she watched Anetra trot around the goats away from the property line. “You let her get away with whatever she wants.”

Sasha rolled her eyes, “Oh, hush. I do not let her get away with everything.” Anetra was one of the most well-behaved dogs Sasha had ever known. She never begged for table scraps, rarely barked at outsiders, and could sit and shake on command.

“What about last week when she stole a piece of raw chicken off the counter, and you pretended not to notice?” Kerri said in a deadpan tone.

Sasha’s eyes widened as she looked at her daughter, “That was only one time she did that, thank you very much.”

A few days later, Sasha was brushing one of the horse’s manes as the door to the stables opened and Kerri walked inside.

“I think I found your catnip stealer,” Kerri said as she gave some apple slices to the horse Sasha brushed.

“Oh really? Who is it then?” Sasha asked as she started braiding the mane to finish it off.

Kerri pulled up a recent picture on her phone and showed it to Sasha, “It’s your dog.” The picture showed Anetra’s head in the plant, wagging her tail.

Sasha looked at Kerri in slight confusion “Where is she now?” she asked as she tied off the braid.

“Meet me at the barn once you put Robin back in her stall,” Kerri said before leaving the stables.

Several minutes later, Sasha found Kerri sitting on a straw bale with Anetra sitting on the ground nearby. They were both looking in the opposite direction, facing a corner of the barn.

“What is it you wanted to show me?” Sasha asked to announce her presence. Kerri quietly waved her over as Antera stood to happily greet her human owner.

Sasha walked over and sat next to Kerri as Anetra lay at their feet. As soon as Sasha sat down, she felt small paws run across her lap in a fast moment.

The quartet of barn cats took turns rolling in the sprigs of catnip in the middle of the floor. The ginger and tuxedo twins, named Sugar and Spice, were play-wrestling all over the floor, occasionally knocking each other into the support beams.

Meanwhile, the calico cat, Jax, was darting from each end of the barn, jumping and running on the extra hay bales. The black cat, Luxx, was lying on her back in the middle of the floor, pupils filling out her eyes.

“The dog figured out how to get the cats high?” Sasha asked in her shock. “How?”

Kerri shook her head in laughter, “I have no idea, but this is hilarious.” she said as Spice shook off the straw off her before chasing Sugar.

“As funny as this is, I need to find a better spot for the catnip plant,” Sasha said as the cats started to wind down.

“And maybe stop letting the dog get away with everything?”

“Next time she does something bad, I promise.”

#black sheep au #rpdr s15 #rpdr fanfiction #my writing #my fics

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umichenginabroad · 13 days ago

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Week 5: Elephants, Table and Mud

Halfway There!

I have now officially been here for a month and have a month to go before I head home. Things have been going really well with my research. This week, I looked at around 12,000 ionograms to classify spread F, and I should be finishing up the data part of my project soon. They are hosting a research seminar on June 26th for all the students to present their research, in which Luz and I will be participating. Additionally, we've been doing some better cooking this week, and I made shakshuka, one of my favorite dishes with peppers, tomatoes, and eggs. Monday was a public holiday, Youth Day, which commemorates the Soweto Uprising of 1976. Since it was a holiday, we had a long weekend, so we went back to Cape Town.

This time, we stayed in a hotel next to the V&A Waterfront, whereas last time, we stayed in Sea Point. We arrived on Friday night and just had a quiet night in because we had to get up early on Saturday for a safari day. We went to Aquila Private Game Reserve, the closest place to do a safari from Cape Town. All the safaris go to the same place, and it just depends on what activities you do outside of the safari for which one you want to book. We got picked up around 8:30, picked up some more people, and drove to the game reserve about 2 hours outside of Cape Town. Again, this country is so beautiful; we passed more mountains, and the landscape was breathtaking. Additionally, we drove past a lot of wineries in the Cape Town area and other farms, including oranges and lemons. They have a lot of agriculture here, including the wonderful avocados we've been eating. Once we got to the reserve, we had lunch and went on our safari!

The reserve specializes in rescue, rehabilitation, and release, so they let all of the animals roam freely throughout the reserve, except for the lions, who have a separate area to hang out in. The first thing we saw were ostriches, and they are very funny creatures to look at. We had one come up right next to the car and keep trying to see if we had food. We also saw hippos, which are very dangerous creatures. Despite being vegetarians and eating only grass, they kill a lot of humans just due to their territorial nature (a new meaning to "hungry hippos"). We then saw a bunch of zebras throughout the park, including a younger one sitting in the middle of the road. We also saw some different species of antelope and wildebeest, one of the Ugly 5.

Safaris tend to aim for the Big 5, which are buffalo, rhinos, elephants, lions, and leopards. Leopards are the hardest to see as they prefer the mountain climate and are nocturnal, making them very rare to spot on a safari. We saw buffalo first, as there was a herd having a midday nap right next to the path. We then saw some rhinos, and the one that was the closest was actually a toddler rhino, but it was still giant. They do try to dehorn the rhinos to help protect them from potential poachers. Then we went to where the lions were housed, and of course, we were accompanied by the guides saying lions are dangerous and haven't eaten in a little bit since the last tourist they got. They have 3 females and 1 male in the reserve, and they were sunbathing at the top of a little mountain. They blend in very well, but if you look closely, you can see their heads at the top. Lastly, we saw elephants which were the ones I wanted to see the most, but they were off in the distance; however, when we drove by again, they had come closer to the road, and they were fascinating. We initially saw 3, but then got to see 4, and one of them was particularly ginormous. We got to see one of them eating with their trunk, which was a lot of fun.

We then had a chill ride back as we were both very tired and relaxed. We ended the day at the waterfront, and of course, we got more sushi! Although this time, we did not order a 36-piece platter. We walked around a bit and then headed back to the hotel as we had another early morning.

Originally, on Sunday, we were supposed to go ziplining. When we got there, though, the winds were too strong, and we had to reschedule for Monday to ensure our safety. We decided to go get a nice breakfast at a cafe and did some walking around Greenmarket Square in the city. We then headed back to the hotel and took a little rest before going to Table Mountain, named for its flat top at around 3000 ft tall. Cape Town is kind of built around Table Mountain, and on one side there is Lion’s Head and on the other, Lion’s Tail. Table Mountain is considered one of the 7 natural wonders of the world. We opted to take the cable car up and not do the 2-hour hike to the top. Fortunately, we were able to use our M-cards to get a student discount for the tickets. The cable car runs every 5 minutes when the weather is nice, takes you to the top, and does a 360 spin while you go up and down so you can see the mountain, city, and ocean. We hiked around a bit on top, and on the other side, you can see the Cape of Good Hope, which is not the most southern point of Africa (that is Cape Agulhas, which is a 1.5-hour drive from Hermanus in the other direction of Cape Town). It was surprising how easy it was to get to the other side of the mountain on top, and it isn’t as wide as you would think when you see it from below. It was also extremely windy up there. We took the cable car back down just as sunset was happening and got incredible views. We also got to see the city and all the shimmering lights, although our cameras couldn’t capture it. We ended the day by going to Camps Bay for dinner right next to the ocean and had an amazing meal.

Monday, we got up early again and went ziplining! It was sprinkling and very foggy, but we still had a blast. Typically, you would be able to see Table Mountain while ziplining and the small canyon that you are ziplining over, but with the fog, we could not. We did 7 lines for around 2.3 km in total, and for most of them, you could not see the other side, so you just went into the abyss, which was really cool. When actually on the cable and going, you could look down and see the canyon, which was really pretty. With the rain, there was also a lot of mud, and I got the worst of it in the group, even the guides were laughing at how covered I was. There was also a father and the cutest little kid with us. Halfway through, I asked him how bad it was, and he said it was really bad, so you know it's bad when the little kid keeps laughing at your face. However, it was so much fun, and it was an amazing adventure.

We then went back to the hotel, cleaned up a little bit before getting lunch, did some last-minute souvenir shopping, and then headed back to Hermanus.

Elise Segal

Space Sciences and Engineering

IPE: Undergraduate Research Program at the South African National Space Agency (SANSA) in Hermanus, South Africa

#UmichEnginAbroad #IPESANSA #EliseSegal #IPESummer25 #SouthAfrica

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punkeropercyjackson · 10 months ago

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The Anomalies aka Miles,Percy and Jason headcanons because i keep wanting to talk about how they hang out and work together

So!!Going in,Miles is a dreadhead and transmascfem,Percy is an afrolatina trans woman and Jason is afrolatino and fat.Be respectful ty!!

Dairy Super is their 2000s cartoon protagonists hang out.It's the Prime Earth equivalent to Dairy Queen and it was their first ever place they had a proper convo post-Miles and Percy literally crashing into Jason on his motorcyle as they shot out of their portals on the outskirts of Gotham so it has a special place in their hearts

Usual orders:Salted caramel truffles with a double cheeseburger and fries for Miles,blue cotton candy and blue kryptonian burgers for Percy and frosted animal cookies and a taco salad for Jason.They're regulars and a staple as something of Dairy Super cryptids that let you take pictures of them and show their powers for you if you ask first instead of being rude.Eventually Dairy Super announces a The Anomalies special meal you can earn with coupons

They have schedueld weekly diy sessions-they each have their own collection of diy items they made and gifts from the other two's but their favorites they've made are their 'White Streak Gang' tops,Percy's gray streak having faded and Miles getting his own white streak with Apollo's Blessing for their artistic talent and dedicated-Miles' is a sleveless hoodie,Percy's is a crop top and Jason's is a baggy t-shirt.The sessions were Percy's idea as the most actively punk out of the team!!

Obviously Percy and Jason join in on Miles' art,most notably his grafitti but also literally as he dedicates his sketchbook to them upon their first seperation like he does Gwen.They snatch it up from him and tease him about it like her in Atsv too and he's even more embarrased.They tag with him across New York,Gotham and Metropolis too and he got them into painting and chalk(Jason actually bit into one when he thought nobody was looking and they didn't say nothing because all their autistic asses had done it at some point so no snitches)

They watch Bluey together.Yeah there's no way around it,they simply would.It's where Jason got his nickname for Percy,Bluey,not just because Bluey Heeler is blue but also because she's so Percy-coded and it was Miles' suggestion to watch it so Jason tried to resist but couldn't at both Miles and Percy's Kitty Cat Eyes™️ and Mike,once you see this drop lore for their fave characters and episodes and merch they've stolen /lh /nf

Ghosthunting amd cryptidhunting but actually because they know damn well they actually exist even before Jason's ressurected ass came along.They exorcise when needed but mostly just make new ghost friends and they ask the cryptids questions and help out with their problems if they're benevolent,which they almost always are

Miles is strawberries,Percy is blue raspberry and Jason is cookies and cream.Miles is pink and black,Percy is blue and pink and Jason is red and pink.Miles is a sunflower,Percy is a bluebell and Jason is a rose.Iykyk

Miles is basically a human kamoji in his mannerisms and expressions and it drew Percy and Jason in big time out of wanting to keep around him for how fun and adoptable he is and his hardcore traits underneath only made them love him even more

And vice versa as Miles felt Percy and Jason are trustworthy instantly due to how overtly tough they are but could sense a hidden gooey softness underneath and it's all around a well-balanced dynamic from the start

They go to the beach in diy'd suits made to reflect their aesthetics:Miles' is a cutesy swim trunks and tank top,Jason's is gothic swim suits and no shirt to show off his Lazarus Pit top surgery scars and Percy's is a mermaid themed blue bikini with an attached hoodie.They always make sure to help clean the shore and ocean on each trip but also to have fun by swimming together,sunbathing,getting ice cream and boba if they're lucky,collecting seashells,sandcastle building and even playing with the marine life per courtsey of Percy

Percy carries around motivational stickers so Miles and Jason picked up the habit but completely different kinds from hers-Percy's are ocean based,Miles' are pastel kidcore and Jason's are kidgothic

Miles and Jason do that brothers thing where you throw food in the air for the other to catch with your mouth.They get it 8/10 of the time

Percy does that mom friend thing where she places her hand on the back of Miles and Jason's heads to pull them close to hers in a hug as she closes her eyes

Jason subconciously amps up his scary aura when he senses or at least percieves a threat to Miles or Percy and notably dosen't do it for himself

Jason is basically a portable heater with how warm he always is contrary to the ghostly assumption of him being cold all the time so Miles and Percy plop down on him often even if not their entire bodies and he's not complaining because of how comfy they feel

Miles and Percy do their nails with Miles starting off with just a plain color until Percy got him to embrace his femininity and now they both do real nail art and got Jason to join in by revealing they could do tradgoth styles on him.Miles does multicolor or sunflowers,Percy does sharp and aquarium(because lmfao)and Jason has them do edgy ahh ones on him

They have matching tamagotchis Margo hacked to be communicators too:Miles' is a cat,Percy's is a shark and Jason's is a bat

Tim and Miles are a thing?????Obviously?That goes without saying,it's not a real crossover if they aren't.Tim and Miles crushed on sight and only didn't get together sooner because teenage boygirls are stupid and they're so cheesy together and so t4t and audhd4audhd too and Tim is also cherokee on Janet's side!!His brown swag bewitched Miles just like her afrolatina swag bewitched him /lh.They put their minecrafts beds next to eachothers and i wanna see TV Girl redraws with them STAT

Bruce:Uh.....Watcha got there? Jason,standing with a hot earthy part-kryptonian part-human half greek-god girl(Percy)and an itsy bitsy ass spider mutant who's technically a quasi-god by virtue of blessing and blue power ring accsess(Miles)and all three of them sipping Batburger milkshakes:Batburger Batidas

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eagle-shadow · 3 months ago

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i got more!

The first few days of being with section 4 they all shared a room. They were all very paranoid, Huang takes the first watch, then Mao, Hei and Yin. Hei Yin and Mao share the bed Huang takes the couch. Hei cooked all their food didnt trust anything brought by anyone. Yin was getting any bit of info/gossip to maybe use as leverage. Mao was taking over roaches and flies but couldn't control it. Huang was being a stubborn ass to everyone but also very proud of his team. Even after officially joining they all share an apartment. Misaki asks how is there new living arrangements

Huang: Eh not bad Hei cooks, me and Yin clean Mao catches the bugs

Mao: I have a nice place to sunbath and a clean litter box

Hei: I have what I need, a shelter, a bed, and a place to cook

Yin:...Huang snores in his sleep...Mao knocks things over...Hei likes to cuddle in his sleep.

The guys: Yin!

Misaki: wait you don't have your own room?

Yin: Not needed

Hei: standard procedures.

Huang: eh normally Dolls are very sought after so the contractors usually protect them. Figured it won't do any harm.

Misaki: Yin is a young woman who needs her privacy! Why would a man who's nothing more than a coworker share a room!

Mao: Eh there not much to see~

Misaki: That's not the point! What if something happens!

Huang: I think your just worried about Yin stealing him away. Not that he would lay a finger on Yin!

Mao: Hei wouldn't. But Yin might eat him up alive!

Huang: oh! You're right!

Hei: I am right here!

Yin:...

Yin will sometimes sit very still for hours, with perfect posture. She's far too still that you can't even tell she's breathing. It freeks everyone out, but the humans aren't use to dealing with dolls that aren't in the giant tubes. So they ask her what she likes, Yin's programming is still limited so she takes her time, says anime, music, Huang and Mao. Everyone laughs saying she doesn't like Hei. Yin blinks because they only asked what she liked. She doesn't get what is so funny, hei finds out and is super depressed.

Yin eats very little it makes Misaki worried because the wind will blow her away! They try to get her to eat more, it's to much and she gets a tummy ache. Hei glares at everyone involved asking who's idea was it to give her crap food. Hei takes his role as team cook very seriously. Huang is in the background fretting Mao is spilling the beans they didn't give him any food.

Huang will sometime add to section 4s plans but it's mostly like black ops type plans. They have to remind him that they're cops, who are out in the public.

Yin will drop the most random piece of information if the ask is not specific enough.

Misaki: Yin anything on the target?

Yin: His wife left him three months ago. He's watching xxx on his phone while-

Misaki: No! Stop

Huang:* laughing*

Yin finds Saito practicing on how to ask Misaki out. She wants to help because she's trying to understand love. She doesn't have access to her dramas nor her bl.

Yin: pretend I am Kirihara and ask me out

Saito:*deep breath* I have tickets to that new orchestra so do you want to go out with me?

Yin: we have a lot of cases to work on...

Saito: ah so that's a

Yin: If we finish them before Friday we should be free for the night

Saito: So it's a date!

The department gossip: oh new ship in the building! *Tells everyone they whole building knows*

Every guy asking how he got a date with section's 4 new beauty. Saito is confused, just brushes them off. Hei is just glaring at him from across the room. Mao and Huang are too but he's more worried about Hei because he's twirling his knife right out on the open. Saito thinks he sees blue sparks coming from the blade along with the red eyes. Maybe it's the nerves getting to him. Sadly he can't get any alone time with Misaki because Hei keeps interrupting for some reason. Section 4 romance experts are trying to see if this is a love triangle between Saito Misaki and Hei or if Yin is trying to build a harem of men. Yin goes up to Misaki

Yin: Saito wants to go on a date with you

Misaki: I what?

November 11: ah no can do we are going on a date!

Yin: Take him with you or Hei's going to kill him.

November11: just call off your dog

Misaki: Hei!

November: not you her

Yin:....

November 11 takes Yin under the presence of training. He wants July to have a friend, also wants to see if dolls react differently with one another. Turns out they have a silent conversation and just stare at each other. He gets bored and leaves them alone for like 5 minutes a d they're gone. November 11 panicks because July has never done this without orders it's obvious that Hei's doll has corrupted his boy. They are eventually found at a cat cafe. November 11 leaves July with Yin and Huang for babysitting. The boy now knows how to shoot a gun, take it apart and put it back together play card, count cards, use a pocket knife, he can now play the piano. Worst of all he's into those cheesy romance soap operas, has started watching dramas in foreign languages.

November 11: So um you know Spanish?

July: Sí me enseñó Yin.(Yes Yin taught me)

November 11: alright I'll pretend I understood

November gets cornered by Yin in a secluded hallway. He knows someone is listening in but doesn't know who

Yin: Where did you get July?

November 11: oh? Interested are we?

Yin: Yes I want a companion, Hei says July is yours. I want one for myself.

November 11: If you want one it's going to cost you?*leen closet trying to get a reaction*

*they both here a soft gasp and quick footsteps going away*

Yin: I found three locations where the syndicate is hiding dolls while waiting for transfer.

November: and you want to keep one as payment for the extra hands.

Yin: *nods*

November: we are going to be best friends.

Yin: liar you want to annoy Hei

November: oh definitely my new bestie.

Later it becomes knows that Yin is infact trying to build a harem of men, so far she has the gentle giant Saito, the cool foreigner Mr.Smith. April thinks it hilarious and joins Yin's supposed harem acting as Yin's bodyguard and babysitting when Huang isn't around. Yutaka wants to be part of Yin's harem because he's upset he wasn't picked first he thought he and Yin where friends after karaoke night!

That karaoke night is very hazy no one remembers anything April brought out the drinks. Saito and May were out first, Mao Huang and April were having a drinking contest. November was flirting with Misaki who was trying to flirt with Hei. Hei was keeping an eye on Yin while Yutaka and Yin were jamming out and drunk. Kunio was the designated driver.

Hei enjoys cooking for the team and later section 4 he makes way to much food and it's always enough to keep him full. Gets annoyed when the humans start making requests for food. He tells them no, but if Yin asks for something specific he'll make it for her so she can try new foods. Cooking is his love language and if Yin wants chicken and waffles she's getting some weird American food. Everyone else complains about favoritism. The next dinner Huang has an extra serving fried chicken with his beer. Mao gets some salmon, Yin gets tacos. Misaki gets a cheeseburger, July gets shepherds pie. That's it everyone else gets the usual, except November he gets nothing.

Girls night is wild Yin invited Kiko over. Mayu Kiko and Kanami take over and bring out the bl/NSFW discussion. Misaki is trying to stop them, Yin is not helping, at all.

Misaki: *Blushing* Stop!

Kanami: Oh there is nothing wrong with liking them younger than you ~

Kiko: ooh a Cougar we like that

Misaki: enough!*angry*

Yin: I want a man with a fat ass that I can pegg.

Misaki: wha-

Girls: Ohh!! tell us more!

Misaki:I must escape!

Later

Misaki: I understand why Hei needs to be careful around Yin.

Huang: ah you listened to that too

Mao: Don't worry we had the talk with her.

Huang:*Nodding* although I blame you for the way she turned out Mr ankle biter!

Mao: I appreciate the beauty of the ankles.

Huang: ya would suck toes infact you lick them now!

Mao: Cat brain took over! I said I was sorry

Misaki learns team lore against her will, Yin is known to spy on others, Hei has a limit on how much he can stand interacting as Li. Huang has gotten scratched by random stray cats thinking it was Mao. Mao and Huang have a running bet on if Hei and Yin will ever talk because there are moments when Hei will just stare at Yin. Huang thinks it's because he zones out, Mao thinks it's something else. The humans have picked up on it and also joined the bet. Saito to get back at Yin for that one time bets that Yin had a crush on Hei and the feelings are mutual. Everyone laughs because everyone has a crush on Hei, others bet it's a one-sided love that Yin holds. Some believe Yin is trying to build a harem for the giggles. November goes all in with Saito, April as well and July. Misaki says she's above betting but keeps an eye out.

Yin gets a guide dog! Because yes. Mao hates the dog on principle. Absolutely crushed that Yin has replaced him, he goes and sleeps under Hei's bed. They got Yin her own room. The Dog who doesn't have a name yet loves Mao and wants to play with him. Huang says to keep it away not even a day later he's petting it. Yin calls her dog Cherry. It's a boy she doesn't care. His name is Cherry.

Huang gets his hands on some weapons don't ask. He gives them out on dangerous missions. He keeps the cool ones, has been trying to teach Yin self defense because that guy Genma who they've only met once gives him the creeps. Mao feels it to like something in his animal instincts screama at him. Hei does not that like Genma at all, just the way he looks at Yin.

Yin makes a new friend Yoko, they bond over the piano and just enjoy each other's company. Yin also meets Mina who she mistakes for Hei at first, she quickly realizes her mistake. Mina finds out about the supposed Yin harem she wants Yin to instead join her harem of her and Yoko. Yoko is confused because she's not dating Mina. Yin sees this as an opportunity to understand more about love.

Everyone says Yin has a type.

Mao finds it hilarious that he teases Hei about it.

Mina takes one look at Hei, then at Yin she knows something is going on between them.

Mina: *glares at Hei*

Hei: * Glares back*

Mina:*glances at Yin *

Hei:*glances at Yoko

They nod at each other. Everyone is so confused about it. But just think it's a contractor thing.

the whole hei being employed by section 4 is great and hilarious and beautiful and I really want some more exploration of the little reveals that would happen. cuz obviously the big dramatic one would be the whole assassin contractor thing, but like. hei having been in heavens war. mind-blowing. especially cuz he's younger than most of section 4. he's a baby. hei speaking a bunch of languages? insane. why do you know how to speak Klingon you wacky little assassin? (he was infiltrating a con. walked right in decked out in full black reaper gear. he won best costume.) you're not actually a contractor? just super depressed? dude. no. that's not normal. go to therapy. you only own enough stuff to fill a duffle bag? no. unacceptable. here's some hand-me-downs from saito and Kono, and what do you mean you don't own a scarf?

just all the little things he would think are normal but are actually deeply concerning to the Adults™ on the team who relentlessly mother hen him.

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ohtobearandomftblog · 2 years ago

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random dragon slayer headcanons so my brain will let me get back to writing a fic

bite. monchity cromchity. its their way of hugging. or it was before erza beat it into natsu that that was a No. the others learned through others, too, except for erik. he still bites. the dragon slayers dont hug each other though they only bite. not enough to break skin but enough to leave an indent for a few minutes.

stare. stareeeeeeeeee. stares so much that people wonder if they even blink. they do. but if theyre staring its that weird membrane thing that wets their eyes without obstructing their vision too much. not many people realize it and even fewer arent freaked out.

the raised slayers view the lacrima slayers as true dragon slayers. the lacrima slayers do not view themselves as true dragon slayers. the raised slayers do so much random shit trying to convince the lacrima slayers that they are, in fact, true dragon slayers.

they can tell emotions. generally. if someones sad they stick around as a shoulder to lean on or a wall to vent to. if someones angry they either get prickly too or stay far away. its like a pet.

can also tell if someones low in calcium or potassium or something similar. like a service pet. they almost never point it out, but they do bring like milk or bananas over or even drag people out into the sun and stare at them until they accept their new position.

sunbathe. they all sunbathe. yes even rogue. its not so much the brightness (except for sting and sometimes natsu) its the heat. yes even gajeel. they wouldve dragonized if they didnt view themselves as completely and wholly human. dragons are big lizards. lizards are cold blooded or somethin. need heat to function. sunbathe.

natural aversion to other slayers like god and demon/devil. has to work with the other slayers to get past the fight or flight instinct. took wendy a bit to view sherria as human and not an actual god. took everyone a bit to warm up to gray and not think he was going to pull pranks or shank someone in their sleep. the other slayers do not have this issue with anyone, even dragon slayers. no one knows why the dragons are like this.

have a draconic language. written and spoken. the raised ones spoke “human” only with their parent dragon and only at the beginning. the lacrima ones dont know draconic until the raised ones start to ‘bring them out of their shell’ or whatever makarov tries to say about it. laxus doesnt know nor does he care, and hes the only one that cares about this sudden language bit in his brain at all. not even erik was freaked out.

half-draconic forms, even after theyre not in danger of dragonizing. typically has claws, and more sharp teeth than just fangs, and different colored eyes, and scales, and wings, and maybe a tail. wings might be scaled or feathered. porlyusica hates them.

if they eat any fresh meat like they didnt drain most of the blood before cooking it has to be well-done. for natsu and sometimes laxus it has to be nearly burnt. cause they get the impression of the last emotion felt before the animal died and its a real appetite killer to suddenly be hit with pain and sadness yknow

yknow how they dont break skin when they bite? most of the time. sometimes they just want to taste some blood. only done to each other or family or loved ones and is kinda rare but it really helps them all calm down

alcohol doesnt work on any of them. almost any drug doesnt work actually. high metabolism or somethin. needs a lethal dose like three times over to even get a small amount of like pain killers or somethin

theyre all allergic to chocolate. like eating a regular sized brownie will have them in bed for two hours. erik was already used to that because whatever is in fiorean chocolate does not sit well with isvanians. speaking of isvanians after gray got that demon/devil slaying magic he could eat fiorean chocolate and rubs it in the slayers and lyon’s faces. theyre all so damn jealous

after tartaros the average s-class quest became normal quests and shit bordering 10 year quests became average s-class quests. even though everyone on tenrou got s-class near tartaros they all still hold onto the “true” s-class people (laxus mira erza gildarts) as ones qualified to run them. laxus is pestered so much by the slayers to pretty please go on an s-class quest please they would oh so like to check out this area and oop theres a quest just for that area would you oh so kindly take it so we can even get a bit of money pretty please

whenever erik’s around they all go on an s-class quest and pay erik his cut afterwards since he’s not in a fully legal guild yet

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they all smell of their element. faintly to mages, not at all to non-mages, and strongly to other slayers of any kind. they can also smell the main types of magic a mage uses, like the metal of erza or the ice of gray or the wet animal of lisanna and the terror of elfman and the blood of mirajane.

natsu smelled of fire and gray smelled of ice so even without knowing who gray was he immediately started to pick a fight with him. just because he smelled cold.

wendy got along well with everyone immediately because her own scent would bend just slightly to compliment anyone she was nearby. besides, fire needs wind to stay strong, lightning typically comes with storm winds, metal can be tempered and cooled with air, poison can be spread with a breeze, light bounces in strong winds, and darkness seeps into everything with heavy air.

laxus immediately sets off peoples fight or flight, typically. just from the ozone smell. even makarov, whos dad used lightning magic, needed to get used to it. it wasnt great when trying to make friends.

before the dragons got out of their slayers, they had very clear “what would my dragon parent say/do”, because the dragon parent was saying shit

erik and laxus will always have the dragon’s voice commenting on shit, even if they dont realize its the dragon itself

sting and rogue had Blaring dragon voices but when the dragons left they only have what the lacrima gives them

natsu gajeel and wendy have nothing now and got so reckless after the dragons left makarov had to sit them down and ask just what the fuck happened and if they needed psychological or mental help

once the exceeds got to earthland and built a village/scattered one found laxus and another found erik

the one following laxus stuck around in his exile the few weeks/months before the s-class trials because he saved them from some random bandits. the exceed tried to follow laxus to tenrou but laxus told them to get to fairy tail or to go home to wherever the exceeds village was. they stuck around the village until laxus came back seven years later where the exceed then joined fairy tail and would sometimes stick around with laxus or the thunder legion or just be on their own

the one with erik joined the magic council’s shenanigans and was on ‘feed the prisoners’ duty and took a liking to him. when erik got out the exceed left with him and also tried to find cubelious to the point of leaving erik many times for long times and coming back with nothing. even after they figured out where and who cubelious was the exceed stuck around because ‘in for a penny in for a pound’

rain calms them all down. even natsu. sure, he and gajeel and sting are gonna stay under cover when rain comes, but theyre also close to passing out bc its so calm. rogue loves the darkness that comes with it and deals with the water. wendy jumps in the rain and people swear she moves with the winds. laxus lays down wherever theres space and absorbs the rain and wind and lightning.

there were jokes that laxus was more of a storm dragon slayer than a lightning dragon slayer when people realized that not only was he not wet from the rain, but it didnt even roll off and soak the ground. he genuinely absorbs it.

laxus doesnt mind the jokes but does point out every single time that he doesnt use water or wind in his attacks. juvia wondered if it was because he never really fought in the middle of a storm. theyre all too scared to test it now (even laxus, cause gosh wouldnt that absolutely fuck with his mind?)

they all have a favored sense. and a weakest sense.

natsu's most powerful is taste. he can taste a difference in the air quality before anyone can notice it. he can taste all the individual herbs and spices used in making food. he eats most things plain because of it. his feeling is fucking awful. you could stab him with a pencil and a knife and a broadsword and hed only be able to tell because of the taste of blood in the air. he can feel big texture and temperature differences and thats basically it. he can feel when hes in water and when its cold and thats it. he wants to feel lucy’s and happy’s hugs he really does but he can only taste the metal of her keys and the fish in his pouch

gajeel's is feeling. every single seam on his clothes makes him want to adopt gray's habit. he can feel when someone sighs because it disturbs the wind just enough. he has piercings and metal everywhere he can because the smooth and cold difference is comforting. his worst is smell. if he was blind deaf and gagged he would not be able to tell who was in front of him. fire? blood? a nicely cooked steak? never smelled it. he wants to smell the shampoo levy uses and the polishing substance lily uses on his sword but all he can do is feel the smoothness of both

wendy has great smell. even in the middle of a tornado she can smell all the little details and can almost pinpoint where they came from. she can smell when food or the air has been tampered with. too strong smells like erza’s perfume give her a headache. her sight SUCKS. she has three pairs of glasses she needs at all times (close, general, and far (she begged erza to teach her requip magic Just for them)) and is colorblind. what kind of colorblind? no clue! blues are yellows reds are purples greens are blacks yellows are greys purples are orange whites are green blacks are white grey is cyan cyan is pink pink is turquoise turquoise is red or SOMETHING. she wants to see all the colors of the clothes carla picks for them both and the flowers they see in bouquets but all she can do is smell where the purple(?) dye is from and which fields the flowers came from

erik’s is hearing. no shit. he hears birds miles away. he hears through sound-proof lacrimas and walls. he hears thoughts. hes traumatized just from impulsive thoughts lets not even get into intrusive. his worst easily taste. he eats poison what do you mean his taste buds are fine??? those shits were chemically burnt off nearly the moment he got that lacrima in. before they were though he could barely stomach even cubelious’ poison because it tasted so bad. except for blood. it probably has to do with the smell too but he can mostly taste blood. now he wants to taste kinana’s cooking but all he can do is finally hear her thoughts and, wow, he really wishes his best and worst sense would just switch

sting’s sight is the best. he sees in the dark maybe because hes a glowstick but even without that. one-way glass means nothing to him. fog also means nothing. sometimes particularly thin walls mean nothing like shoji where people can see the shadows? nah that shits invisible to him. its like glass to a bird. his hearing is Not It. only gets garbled nonsense. needs hearing lacrima at All times and even then does that “what? huh? oh yeah i went to the store” thing and people cant tell if its because he really did need to hear it again or if he only finished processing it. also does not hear accents. words sure are words and he can barely understand it no matter what. does not know the difference between rogue and yukino’s voices either. and he wants to. oh how he wants to know the “dark and deep” voice of rogue and the “scratchy and soft” voice of lector but no, all he gets to know is the blemishes in rogue’s skin and the small spot on lector’s forehead that doesn’t grow hair

rogue is that weird sixth sense thing that he just calls instinct. hes got eyes on the back of his head. ears in the walls. nose in everyone’s business. touch sensors on his hair. taste buds on his fingertips. except he really doesnt, because all of those are his worst senses. he needs glasses, learned how to lipread because no one spoke too loudly near him, doesnt know what people mean by scented candles, has no clue what a papercut feels like, and can barely taste the spiciest shit imaginable again except for blood. he wants normal feeling in everything, but all he gets is knowing what you said four miles away and what you were wearing and how your hair felt and what your ice cream tasted like and what cologne the guy next to you had. he thinks its the shadows. he calls it instinct.

laxus. depends? one day he can hear thunder in crocus when hes in magnolia. another he can smell rain in a dry spell two weeks before it comes. another he can feel a bug under his bed frame that doesnt touch his mattress but sure keeps him up all night. another he can see all the way into blue pegasus’s guildhall sitting on the second story of fairy tail’s. another and he can taste blood even though no one is bleeding. sometimes it tastes like his own blood. hes never bleeding. and hes not really bad at any of the senses. theyre like a normal non-mage’s when theyre not heightened to hell and back. but his gramps and the thunder legion would say his instincts arent the greatest, especially for someone so fast. he cant dodge a sneak attack no matter how many times people teach him. he cant tell when someone lies to him no matter how stuttery they are or how fast their heart beats. he couldnt tell when his appendix almost fucking exploded. if his body didnt start expelling excess lightning hed absorb so much hed get sick. if he didnt collapse, he wouldnt have been able to tell that his body was full of bane particles, and would have just kept going. rarely does laxus admit that his instincts suck, but he does confide in the thunder legion and his gramps. about how he thinks his body heightens what it doesnt need one day and how it makes what he does need the worst it can get--his smell so good he can tell when rain will come but his hearing so bad he couldnt tell when someone lied about a trap straight to his face and would have murdered him if freed didnt look for him. its why he was so standoffish before tenrou.

literally none of their first language was modern fiorean, or modern english. no ones was draconic, either.

natsu and wendy share a native language. theyre from midi. its old midian, or latin. levy and freed are learning how to speak it from them, since they know written latin. natsu and wendy still critique their grammar and spelling.

sting rogue and gajeel share one. theyre from joya. its old joy, or old german. but gajeel has a different dialect that he says is its own language and not a dialect, but modern dutch was almost fully absorbed by modern german, so who knows what old dutch was actually counted as.

erik is from isvan, and speaks isvanish/spanish. he, like gray and lyon, get very pissed if you say spanish was in desierto. its different dialects, theyd say, and its not like they chose for the dialects to have the same damn name. he only learned fiorean in the tower of heaven

laxus. doesnt actually remember. neither does makarov. could be icebergen/russian, from gramps. a dialect from a small country that was absorbed by alvarez, from his grandma. or “oriental”, from his mom, but call it “oriental” or “eastern” and he will throw lightning at you, because he knows three dialects (japanese, korean, and chinese), and its not clear what you mean when you say “oriental”.

the ones in the grand magic games confused the commentators by speaking their native languages to swear and it was only when some parents spoke up about it did a rule suddenly get put in place in the middle of the third day. they were jokingly furious, along with gray, lyon, jura, makarov, and the strauss siblings.

some magics just Dont Work on them

cana’s fortune telling doesnt work. at all. well, she learns it doesnt work on those raised by dragons, but does work on those with the lacrima. no one knows why until they learn the raised ones were sent around four hundred years in the future. then it all makes sense.

mirajane tried to see if her take-over would work on natsu when they learned he was e.n.d. could be because he chose to be fully human, but it didnt work at all. she could tell he was still a wee bit demonic, but honestly it was more likely to work on gray than on natsu.

mind control? good fucking luck. erik is only able to understand the others because hes a dragon slayer, but mind control magic? mest can attest, trying to implant false memories into natsu gajeel and wendy was a fucking pain and gave him a nose bleed.

after the slayers stopped dragonizing, the enchanting a personality onto them or whatever irene did just. never worked again.

one time, when he was young and the lacrima was implanted less than two months ago, someone tried to requip away laxus’s lacrima. everything they could requip in their mini space storage thing shot out around them. they couldnt use magic for two weeks. laxus told erik, sting, and rogue this recently, and they had that look of ‘i dont know what the fuck you expected’. he pointed out he was only seven when the lacrima was implanted. they realized common sense when it comes to kids is out the window, both for the kids themselves and the adults around them. they patted him on the back. he doesnt know what that means.

magic drain, yknow, like what aria did to incapacitate makarov during phantom’s bullshit? nope. magic drain works by taking the magic of someone and just spreading it out into the world. try that shit on natsu and the air will be on Fire. wendy? so much wind you cant breathe. gajeel? shit will start turning into metal. it doesnt work at all on laxus and erik since magic drain just doesnt work on lacrima at all. sting and rogue? what could be drained away just causes blinding light or blinding darkness, soooooo

can consume their elements like food and no its not just for magic energy

gray once dared natsu to survive off of only fire. literally everyone told natsu to Dont Fucking Do It. he only ate fire for two months and everyone was Concerned and gray finally told him to stop. he didnt for another month.

in phantom the only thing gajeel was allowed to eat was scrap metal. juvia would sneak him some regular food every once in a while because metal didnt actually give him that many nutrients. when they got into fairy tail juvia tried to sneak him some food again and mirajane saw and explained to them that theres no sneaking necessary he can just eat the food are you guys okay??? juvia thought she was in trouble for the rest of the day and gajeel got her out of it by eating a chicken leg at a random table in the guildhall. then natsu challenged him to a food fight and was concerned when everything thrown was just Eaten by gajeel

wendy forgets to eat food. especially in cait shelter because sometimes the illusion people would forget to make food at a good time and most of the time carla had to remind them that shes a growing child who needs food?? wendy was so used to just eating the air when traveling with mystogan that most of the time she was genuinely full before they even finished cooking. it kinda stayed when she got in fairy tail but now natsu gajeel and sometimes laxus just put food in front of her so often that she only eats air when on quests now

sabertooth was like phantom before sting became master and light and darkness were even Worse than metal. just before the gmg they were visibly malnourished and natsu focused more on that than how they supposedly killed their parents. like he dragged them to fairy tail’s hotel thing and when gajeel and wendy saw them they joined in the dragging to get these kids some fuckin Food

brain was also a bitch and gave cubelious raw meats Only and made erik eat her poison Only. erik would sneak in vegetables and fruits because cubelious could actually eat them (now he knows why) and cubelious would put some aside for erik cause even if he cant taste it she knows her poison is really just for magic and not actual nutrition. but like poisoned berries? fantastic for them both

laxus doesnt really eat. hes allowed to and he enjoys it when his taste isnt enhanced to hell and back. but like. most lacrimas after the tenrou shit have electricity in them. nice little snack. and he just summons lightning every once in a while and that more than makes up for the small magic it takes to summon it. besides eating proper food takes time and its messy and hes really got shit to do yknow

that combined slayer magic? like the lightning flame dragon and iron shadow dragon and white shadow dragon? yeah so

they can be anything. like natsu isnt stuck to just lightning. and theyre not even stuck to just other dragon slayers magic. like when he ate zancrow’s it was dragon god’s flame, he just didnt realize it. if wendy ate sherria’s it would be dragon god’s wind. if laxus ate orga’s hed be dragon god’s lightning.

again theyre not stuck to just their element and whatever was the first one they tried that wasnt. natsu can be a blinding flame or a burning shadow or a scorched metal or a heatwave (gray hates this one) or feverish poison. theyll all make him sick afterwards like lightning flame.

gajeel’s is shining iron and melting sword (yknow gallium? the metal that melts at body temp? basically) and scrap tornado and venomous blade and shocking steel. he gets weak after them instead of sick

wendy’s is prism and suffocating winds and scorching air and sharp wings and noxious breeze and storm (yes with water and more evidence of laxus being a storm dragon slayer but this time he will smack you upside the head if you mention it). she gets sleepy afterwards

sting’s is blazing light and cutting bright and prism (being the same as wendy’s which is Odd) and hurtful white and lightning’s blinding. he cant think clearly after

rogue’s is burning shadow and cutting darkness and night’s fog (not fog but it is a physical darkness) and blindingly nothing and encompassing and electric eclipse. he gets so hungry after

erik’s is blazing acid and venom and bane particles (laxus hates this one) and purify and comatose and seizing poison. he gets lethargic

laxus’s takes after everyone else except wendy. lightning flame, shocking steel, lightning’s blinding, electric eclipse, and seizing poison. instead of storm he just gets more powerful lightning but wendy says its because he actually is controlling the wind but he doesnt think so. everyone calls it dry lightning in front of him but they say this is another point for storm dragon slayer when hes way away from them (he still hears and still punches whoever said it when he gets to them).

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